Schedule Thursday 28th February 2013
11:30am30 min
The Meaning Of Liff At 30
In celebration of the 30th anniversary of the publication of Douglas Adams and John Lloyd's book The Meaning of Liff, Lloyd and guests are searching for new "Liffs" to add for a new edition of the book containing definitions of things there should be a word for but aren't.
3:15pm5 min
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 4 - You Missed A BitThe Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?
5:15pm30 min
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 7 - Bogmoor RocksAnother money-making scheme goes awry when bad weather forces the cancellation of Bogmoor's rock festival, but has anyone told Jedward?
6:20pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
6:30pm30 min
Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation
Series 9, Episode 1 - How to Exercise PowerJeremy Hardy presents his ninth series of comic lectures, starting off by looking at the subject of power.
7pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Dance Of Hitler YouthThe Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 4 - A Diplomatic DilemmaDesperate to secure the Kumranistan loan agreement, Jim must provide some unusual sexual arrangements!
9pm30 min
The Spa
Episode 4 - Love Is A Losing GamePeter Kelly, a swindler from Alison's past, uses his smooth-yet-slimy talking gets the manageress on board with his latest scheme to break into the PR world.
9pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
9:30pm30 min
Ian D Montfort Is: Unbelievable
Episode 4Former EastEnders actor and King Of The Jungle, Joe Swash, has his palm read.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 2The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.
10pm30 min
Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Series 1, Episode 5Charlie Brooker picks his way through the week's headlines and is joined by himself from 1973 and himself from 106 Winters after the Fall to review the week's news and media.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 8Lee Mack hosts the satirical panel show, with guest panellists Ken Livingstone and Sarah Millican.
10pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 1Corpulent health-spa guest Desiree and Thai bride Ting Tong join the gallery of grotesques as Matt Lucas and David Walliams's near-the-knuckle sketch show returns for a third run. Featuring a guest turn from Cat Deeley.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 9, Episode 1As Fearne takes a maternity break, Keith and Holly return with new team captain Kelly Brook. This week's is the show's 100th episode, including special guest Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 2 - DeathEdina's father is dead, but is it art? Struggling to grasp the concept of mourning, Edina begins to worry about her own mortality, prompting a lavish spending spree. Meanwhile, Gran and Saffron make funeral arrangements while Edina and Patsy, drunk, finally decide to attend.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 8, Episode 3The Review Show features special guest - ratings agency Moody's, ex-Pope Benedict XVI discovers the problems of no longer being infallible, and Andrew Mitchell plebgate bike seems to be possessed by the Devil.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 8 - Justin Timberlake, Joss Stone, Jason Manford, Tom OdellJonathan's guests this week include US superstar Justin Timberlake, British soul singer Joss Stone, and comedian Jason Manford. The acclaimed singer songwriter Tom Odell also performs live.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 2Matt Edmondson hosts the second episode of the comedy panel show. Former Pussycat doll Kimberly Wyatt, gold medal winner Greg Rutherford, comedian Jeff Leach and Big Brother winner Brian Belo take part.
11pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 5 - Scot FreeAnother crisis looms for Jim when a coalition partner threatens to jump ship. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 3Lorraine Kelly hosts the pop quiz. With guests Jarred Christmas, Professor Green, Stacey Solomon and the mad but funny Tony Law.
11pm30 min
The Guns Of Adam Riches
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Third PoleMartin started out as a software developer, but ended up as a legendary explorer.
11pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Sports-based panel show fronted by comedians, with a host of sport and celebrity stars.
11:35pm
(repeat)
Lemon La Vida Loca
Series 1, Episode 1Keith welcome viewers to his private life as girlfriend Rosie makes the move down from Leeds to be with him. She's not keen on his London pad, however, and the pair are soon house-hunting.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Getting On
Series 1, Episode 3Hilary has accused Kim of making an inappropriate remark and is insisting on disciplinary action, forcing Kim to call in her union rep.