Schedule Tuesday 12th February 2013
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 10Adrian and Eddie are abducted by Yizzel and his mate because of a gambling debt they claim is owed to them - Joey, as usual, has to sort the problem. Freddie is sleeping on the sofa, jobless and depressed and Jack is concerned about his health ...
6am
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Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 1 - Hello Young LoversRigsby's a little over-enthusiastic with advice when a couple of newly-weds move into the house. However, a rude surprise awaits him.
6:30am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 11After learning from the doctor that he doesn't have kidney trouble, Jack accidentally parks his van in the river! Nellie gives Freddie his marching orders after being unimpressed with his new job as a hot dog vendor!
7am
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Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
7am
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Carpool
Episode 9 - Tim Vine & Doon MackichanAt the Edinburgh Festival, Robert talks to Tim Vine and actress Doon Mackichan.
7am
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Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.4: Fat is a feminist issue for Pam, and for everyone else when she declares war on gravity.
7:30am
(repeat)
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dame Evelyn GlennieDame Evelyn Glennie watches Downton Abbey, goes on a go-kart and throws a pot. She gives her verdicts to Marcus Brigstocke.
7:40am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7:45am30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 2, Episode 8Vic Reeves and his team discover some wonderfully curious facts about about trees, shoes and teenagers.
8am
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The Goon Show
Episode 9.12, The Call of the West: Count Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne sell saxophones to the Indians in a cowboy caper.
8:20am
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
8:20am
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Bedtime StoryJoanna looks forward to spending a week working with Charlie but soon wishes she was back at school.
8:30am
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.3, The Escape: The author and his wife feel jaded and start planning a break.
8:45am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
9am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 6A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With Jeremy Hardy, Daniel Finkelstein, Katy Brand and Mark Steel.
9:40am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
9:45am
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All The World's A Globe
Episode 7: The emaciation of women in the National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
10:20am
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:25am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes TerribleAware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 1 - The ExperimentOn being forcibly up-ended by Seymour and Clegg to shake money from his pockets to buy a drink, Compo is left with a burning question; why, when he felt the blood rushing to his head upside down, did he not feel the blood rushing back to his feet when he was returned to a standing position?
11:50am
(repeat)
Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 9.12, The Call of the West: Count Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne sell saxophones to the Indians in a cowboy caper.
12:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 10 - Loco ParentsBen and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.3, The Escape: The author and his wife feel jaded and start planning a break.
1pm
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
1:35pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
2:15pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
2:20pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
2:30pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:45pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
3pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
3:40pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
4:15pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fire And BrimstoneSince Alan moved out, there's a spare bed in Philip's room, and Rigsby has no intentions of keeping it empty. However, his plans to prey on the missionary instincts of a religious man backfire when he begins to convert Miss Jones!
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
4:45pm
(repeat)
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes TerribleAware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...
5pm
(repeat)
Second Thoughts
Episode 2.2: Overtaken By Events: Hannah is driving her mother round the bend. Joe is discovering girls.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:15pm30 min
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 5Johnny and Inel decide to create some merchandise in light of their recent popularity. However they soon fall out of fashion and learn a lesson that friendship is what's really important. X-Factor winner Joe McElderry is the guest.
5:20pm
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 2 - First DateLaura persuades Charlie to ask Caroline out on a date.
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.4: Fat is a feminist issue for Pam, and for everyone else when she declares war on gravity.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 1 - The ExperimentOn being forcibly up-ended by Seymour and Clegg to shake money from his pockets to buy a drink, Compo is left with a burning question; why, when he felt the blood rushing to his head upside down, did he not feel the blood rushing back to his feet when he was returned to a standing position?
6:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 10 - Loco ParentsBen and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
6:30pm30 min
ElvenQuest
Series 4, Episode 1 - Queen EleanorContinuing their search for the Sword of Asnagar, the Questers find themselves in the kingdom of Premenstrua, ruled over by the beautiful but wildly unpredicatable Queen Eleanor.
7pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 4Dad is suffering from a terrible hangover, and it seems worse as he struggles against the issues of his family.
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 9.12, The Call of the West: Count Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne sell saxophones to the Indians in a cowboy caper.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.3, The Escape: The author and his wife feel jaded and start planning a break.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 4 - MoodsTwinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.
8pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 1James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall return, with John Bishop, Mo Farah, Claudia Winkleman and Louis Smith.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
9pm40 min
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 5 - Scot FreeAnother crisis looms for Jim when a coalition partner threatens to jump ship. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.
9pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 1 - GlasgowMichael McIntyre begins his Series 2 travels at the Glasgow Theatre Royal, where he is joined by special headline guest Kevin Bridges with stand-up performances from Daniel Sloss, Milton Jones and Craig Campbell.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Stella
Series 2, Episode 5Despite an attempt at counselling, relations between Paula and Dai are at an all-time low after she sleeps with Yanto. Stella's aghast but has her own mixed feelings toward Rob to figure out. Meanwhile, a 1980s-themed school reunion is on the cards.
9:30pm
(repeat)
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 1, Episode 4 - In Which Brent Wilts Arrives And Things Take A Turn For The WorseWilts arrives in London demanding the money from all Todd's ThunderMuscle sales, while Todd oversees the filming of his commercial and finally seems to make a breakthrough.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The National Education ServiceOnce again, Jim faces stern opposition from the Civil Service when he proposes allowing parents to choose which school their child should go to. After all, what parent is discerning enough to know the difference between a good or bad school? Apart from the senior Mr and Mrs Appleby, of course!
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 2 - Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Lee NelsonSean Lock hosts, with special guests Ed Byrne and Lee Nelson.
10pm
(repeat)
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 5Sarah talks business with Apprentice star Stuart Baggs and goes for a walk with the host of Coast, Neil Oliver.
10pm30 min
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 5Sarah talks business with Apprentice star Stuart Baggs and goes for a walk with the host of Coast, Neil Oliver.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
10pm30 min
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 6 - Grumpy And Target BoyDanielle encourages Laura to come to a university ball in Edinburgh. Meanwhile, Jamie is depressed - convinced he's blown it with Laura, failing at school and miserable in his job.
10pm
(repeat)
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dame Evelyn GlennieDame Evelyn Glennie watches Downton Abbey, goes on a go-kart and throws a pot. She gives her verdicts to Marcus Brigstocke.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 2, Episode 5This week, Carole's written a book; a plan to send mobile phone salesman to warzones in order to confuse the enemy into submission is mooted; and a son talks of childhood holidays in Weston-super-Mare with his geologist father.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
11pm30 min
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 2 - Identity TheftChaser Paul Sinha is joined by David O'Doherty, Henning Wehn, and funny women Josie Long, Bridget Christie and Isy Suttie. Backstage chats with Stewart Lee.
11pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 4Dad is suffering from a terrible hangover, and it seems worse as he struggles against the issues of his family.
11pm30 min
Susan Calman Is Convicted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Equal MarriageSusan examines the current hot political topic of equal marriage from a personal perspective.
11pm
(repeat)
Dan And Nick: The Wildebeest Years
Episode 7: Dan Freedman and Nick Romero's pun-fest, with a distraught Robin Wood turning 40 and The Archers goes sci-fi.
11pm
(repeat)
Bob Servant
Bob Servant Independent, Episode 3 - Women And GodIt's just three weeks to the by-election and Bob's faltering campaign urgently needs a boost. In a daring twin attack, Bob and Frank target both the religious vote and Broughty Ferry's womenfolk.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Derek
Series 1, Episode 2It's Derek's 50th birthday and what better way to celebrate than with a party at the retirement home?
11:20pm
(repeat)
11:30pm
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Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Scheme of ThingsThe cult comedy show asks where Britain fits in the Theatre of Being.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
11:40pm
(repeat)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
Spoof documentary starring Sacha Baron Cohen as Kazakhstan's leading journalist, travelling through the heart of America.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 5Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.
Midnight
(repeat)
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 4Tucking into the pizzas and cracking some cans this week are writer and broadcaster Danny Wallace, stand-up comedian Micky Flanagan and comedian and singer Charlie Baker.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:05am
(repeat)
Black Mirror
Series 2, Episode 1 - Be Right BackAre computers now so sophisticated that they can believably emulate a real human being? So sophisticated that a computer can react and talk like them - after death?
12:10am
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 6This week's guests are actress Chelsee Healey, rapper Lethal Bizzle, Radio 1 DJ Tom Deacon, and comedian Matthew Crosby.
12:20am
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 4 - MoodsTwinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.
12:40am
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
1am
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 5 - Scot FreeAnother crisis looms for Jim when a coalition partner threatens to jump ship. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane.
1am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
1:20am
(repeat)
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
1:30am
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The National Education ServiceOnce again, Jim faces stern opposition from the Civil Service when he proposes allowing parents to choose which school their child should go to. After all, what parent is discerning enough to know the difference between a good or bad school? Apart from the senior Mr and Mrs Appleby, of course!
1:30am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 6 - Grumpy And Target BoyDanielle encourages Laura to come to a university ball in Edinburgh. Meanwhile, Jamie is depressed - convinced he's blown it with Laura, failing at school and miserable in his job.
1:35am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
1:40am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
2am
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
2am
(repeat)
Way To Go
Episode 4 - The Bitter EndThe assisted-suicide business takes a step towards the dark side when Scott - desperate to quit the vet clinic after Dr. Jill's sexual harassment hits a peak - agrees to start buying the drugs they use from an illegal dealer.
2am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 6A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With Jeremy Hardy, Daniel Finkelstein, Katy Brand and Mark Steel.
2:10am
(repeat)
Sean Lock: Stand Up
Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.
2:20am
(repeat)
2:30am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dirty MovieCinema manager Terry Toadstool has a plan to watch a porno movie at 9am, but certain people are out to thwart him.
2:45am
(repeat)
All The World's A Globe
Episode 7: The emaciation of women in the National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
3:40am
(repeat)
Common Ground
Episode 3 - EleanorWhen Eleanor Popplewell's (Katy Brand) beloved organic shop and café goes out of business, she is hardly happy that Gino (Gordon Kennedy), who owns the greasy spoon, tries to take it over.
5am
(repeat)
Second Thoughts
Episode 2.2: Overtaken By Events: Hannah is driving her mother round the bend. Joe is discovering girls.
5:30am
(repeat)
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.4: Fat is a feminist issue for Pam, and for everyone else when she declares war on gravity.