Schedule Monday 11th February 2013
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 8News of Freddie's impending court case has spread and Nellie has to face up to the neighbours once again.
6am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 7 - Suddenly At HomeThe house is plunged into confusion and mourning when Rigsby discovers basement tenant Mr Osborne, stiff as a board.
6:30am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 9The family attend Freddie's court case in order to provide moral support. Billy, however, has other plans as he is marrying Julie in secret. Meanwhile, Grandad has a visit from his nephew Eddie who is home from America and, much to Grandad and Nellie's horror, is gay!
7am
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Going Straight
Episode 5 - Going Going GoneFirst pay packet, some light police baiting and the potential to foil a crime right under his nose. Life is busy for our Fletch. But things are rarely what they seem and Fletch's journey on the straight and narrow may be about to be cut short.
7am
(repeat)
Carpool
Episode 10 - Jim Jefferies & Richard HerringJim Jefferies and Richard Herring jump into the car for chat with Robert.
7am
(repeat)
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsSimon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.
7:30am
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 10, Episode 6John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Holly Walsh and Arthur Smith are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as Germany, Beards, Camels and Simon Cowell.
7:40am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7:45am30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 2, Episode 7Vic Reeves and his team discover some wonderfully curious facts about smell, cats and memory.
8am
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 9: Kenneth Horne is trailing a famous spy with a cold, plus Julian and Sandy's Bona Bouffant.
8:20am
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
8:20am
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 12 - The AnniversaryCharlie and Caroline celebrate his first anniversary as her housekeeper with a romantic meal.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
A nagging wife and secrets of the boys in blue. Monologues and sketches from the legendary Northern comic.
9am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 4, Episode 4 - A Painful Life Further Re-MiserabledPip and Harry put to sea with Captain Beehab until they are shipwrecked. What secrets does the mysterious volcanic island hold?
9:30am
(repeat)
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 3.1: Ad man Ken Handley snags a leggy model to spy on the work of a rival agency.
9:40am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
10:20am
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:25am
(repeat)
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 10 - Edie And The AutomobileThere is a feeling of tension in the town; people are very careful where they walk and certain hardened men folk are showing obvious signs of shock - Edie is learning to drive again. Compo and Clegg are justifiably alarmed when Seymour, a renowned non-driver, volunteers to take over the instruction. All he needs is a qualified driver to simply sit next to her...
11:30am30 min
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 2, Episode 4 - The WeddingAnthony is cock-a-hoop when asked out of the blue to be best man at a friend's wedding. Problem is, he hasn't seen this friend since they were at school together and Damien isn't entirely convinced that Anthony has been invited purely because of his 'excellent presentation skills'.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
12pm
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 9: Kenneth Horne is trailing a famous spy with a cold, plus Julian and Sandy's Bona Bouffant.
12:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
A nagging wife and secrets of the boys in blue. Monologues and sketches from the legendary Northern comic.
1pm
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
1:45pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
2:15pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
2:25pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 5 - Going Going GoneFirst pay packet, some light police baiting and the potential to foil a crime right under his nose. Life is busy for our Fletch. But things are rarely what they seem and Fletch's journey on the straight and narrow may be about to be cut short.
2:30pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:45pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
3pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
3:40pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
4:15pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 1 - Hello Young LoversRigsby's a little over-enthusiastic with advice when a couple of newly-weds move into the house. However, a rude surprise awaits him.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
4:45pm
(repeat)
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 10 - Edie And The AutomobileThere is a feeling of tension in the town; people are very careful where they walk and certain hardened men folk are showing obvious signs of shock - Edie is learning to drive again. Compo and Clegg are justifiably alarmed when Seymour, a renowned non-driver, volunteers to take over the instruction. All he needs is a qualified driver to simply sit next to her...
5:15pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:20pm
(repeat)
The Upper Hand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Bedtime StoryJoanna looks forward to spending a week working with Charlie but soon wishes she was back at school.
5:25pm
(repeat)
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsSimon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
6:15pm30 min
Fit
Episode 6Find out what one dad really gets up to when he 'goes to work', watch a one-sided fight between a boxer and a vending machine and meet some synchronized swimmers who can't break the habit.
6:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 65, Episode 1Nicholas Parsons returns with the popular panel game. Jason Manford joins regulars Paul Merton, Graham Norton and Sue Perkins as they attempt to speak on subjects including 'Funny Valentine', 'Karaoke' and 'Getting Your Five a Day'.
7pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 3Karen recreates The Apprentice, Ben takes a close interest in Dad's medical tests, Mum thinks Jake's healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy, and the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad's Saturday morning game of tennis. Karen decides to sort things out.
7pm
(repeat)
Round The Horne
Episode 9: Kenneth Horne is trailing a famous spy with a cold, plus Julian and Sandy's Bona Bouffant.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
A nagging wife and secrets of the boys in blue. Monologues and sketches from the legendary Northern comic.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
8pm
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 2Jo Brand asks Bill Bailey to help her assess the trendy new craze of wild swimming, and also tackles the Olympic white water canoe slalom course.
8:30pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
9pm15 min
Common Ground
Episode 3 - EleanorWhen Eleanor Popplewell's (Katy Brand) beloved organic shop and café goes out of business, she is hardly happy that Gino (Gordon Kennedy), who owns the greasy spoon, tries to take it over.
9pm30 min
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 12For the final time this series, Patrick Monahan plays host at Jongleurs. Tonight's guests are Adam Crow, Slim, Greg Burns, Mickey D and Rob Carter.
9pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
9pm
(repeat)
Britain's Funniest Comedy Characters
Britain's Funniest Comedy Characters 2012, Episode 1A countdown of the nation's 50 favourite comedy characters. Including classic British comedy characters such as David Brent, Basil Fawlty, and Little Britain's Lou and Andy.
9pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
9pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Special - UnseenThe popular panel series runs into extra time. Fill your boots with puns and pratfalls aplenty, courtesy of Corden, Redknapp, Flintoff and co.
9:15pm15 min
Common Ground
Episode 4 - Sunshine SimonSouth London crook Simon 'Sunshine' Wilson (Tom Davis) is a big fish in a small pond.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Hunderby
Episode 5As Helene continues her affair with the doctor, her past looks set to be unravelled by hunchback John Whiffin.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
9:40pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 6 - DatingAs Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend.
10pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 1 - GlasgowMichael McIntyre begins his Series 2 travels at the Glasgow Theatre Royal, where he is joined by special headline guest Kevin Bridges with stand-up performances from Daniel Sloss, Milton Jones and Craig Campbell.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 6Mock The Week returns for another run of light satire. The guests are Alun Cochrane, Stewart Francis and Andi Osho.
10pm
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 10, Episode 6John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Holly Walsh and Arthur Smith are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as Germany, Beards, Camels and Simon Cowell.
10pm65 min
Black Mirror
Series 2, Episode 1 - Be Right BackAre computers now so sophisticated that they can believably emulate a real human being? So sophisticated that a computer can react and talk like them - after death?
10pm60 min
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 1, Episode 5 - Chapter 5: Part I - It's A Wonderful RaeRae and Chloe battle it out in the fight for Finn's affections, but when Rae's mum prevents her from going to a rave with the rest of the gang, Rae thinks it's game over.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 4 - A Diplomatic DilemmaDesperate to secure the Kumranistan loan agreement, Jim must provide some unusual sexual arrangements!
10:20pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Party
Series 2, Episode 4 - Is The Party Over?The aspiring politicians move on to tackle drugs and housing, but the future of the party looks uncertain as Jared is all set to move to the Isle of Wight.
10:35pm30 min
Being Eileen
Episode 2 - HomelessEileen and Paula are accosted by a homeless lad at the local shops. Eileen is horrified that there are people down on their luck in her local area and soon starts extending her hospitality.
11pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 3Karen recreates The Apprentice, Ben takes a close interest in Dad's medical tests, Mum thinks Jake's healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy, and the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad's Saturday morning game of tennis. Karen decides to sort things out.
11pm
(repeat)
The Spa
Episode 1 - High AnxietyIt's a typically abnormal day at The Spa as Rose goes to great heights to get noticed and Sally suffers the consequences of upsetting fussy regular Ms Begita Wylde.
11pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 6 - Rich And FatTony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 6A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With Jeremy Hardy, Daniel Finkelstein, Katy Brand and Mark Steel.
11pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Blandings
Series 1, Episode 5 - Lord Emsworth And The Girl FriendWith the help of Freddie and some mischievous schoolchildren, Clarence hopes to dodge the double ordeal of having to wear a top hat and make a speech at the Blandings fete.
11:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 2 - Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Lee NelsonSean Lock hosts, with special guests Ed Byrne and Lee Nelson.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 12, Episode 16 - Mark Wahlberg, Sarah Silverman, Michael Fassbender, Laura MvulaAn emotional Mark Wahlberg, who also seems a little tired, reveals he isn't comfortable with nudity; Michael Fassbender talks about his penis; while Sarah Silverman says Elvis saved her life; and Laura Mvula makes her TV debut singing live in the studio.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
11:45pm
(repeat)
All The World's A Globe
Episode 7: The emaciation of women in the National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
Midnight
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ivan & Trudy present their 'wig emporium', Derek Faye purchases a David Beckham calendar and are hospital nurses stealing Nan's personal belongings?
12:15am
(repeat)
Common Ground
Episode 3 - EleanorWhen Eleanor Popplewell's (Katy Brand) beloved organic shop and café goes out of business, she is hardly happy that Gino (Gordon Kennedy), who owns the greasy spoon, tries to take it over.
12:20am
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
12:20am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 6 - DatingAs Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend.
12:30am
(repeat)
Common Ground
Episode 4 - Sunshine SimonSouth London crook Simon 'Sunshine' Wilson (Tom Davis) is a big fish in a small pond.
12:40am
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ivan & Trudy present their 'wig emporium', Derek Faye purchases a David Beckham calendar and are hospital nurses stealing Nan's personal belongings?
12:45am
(repeat)
Hunderby
Episode 5As Helene continues her affair with the doctor, her past looks set to be unravelled by hunchback John Whiffin.
1am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
1am
(repeat)
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 2There's a man with a very very tiny office; you can hear the conspiracy behind the conspiracy behind the fake fake moon landings; and you can find out how to get cash for any unused plutonium you have around the house. Plus Ted and Peter are here to bring you all the excitement of Late Night Dog Poker.
1:20am
(repeat)
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
1:20am
(repeat)
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
1:30am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
1:40am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 4When Carol discovers her best friend Lillian had an affair with her husband back in the seventies, she takes her revenge by reporting Lillian to the DSS.
2am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 5 - Didn't You Kill My BrotherAn everyday story of gangland folk, starring Alexei Sayle and Beryl Reid. Old rivalries are renewed when Carl Moss is prematurely released from prison. His new occupation leads him into conflict with his gangland brother and the head of the 'family firm', the notorious Mrs Moss.
2am
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 4, Episode 4 - A Painful Life Further Re-MiserabledPip and Harry put to sea with Captain Beehab until they are shipwrecked. What secrets does the mysterious volcanic island hold?
2:10am
(repeat)
If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
2:20am
(repeat)
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 1, Episode 5 - Chapter 5: Part I - It's A Wonderful RaeRae and Chloe battle it out in the fight for Finn's affections, but when Rae's mum prevents her from going to a rave with the rest of the gang, Rae thinks it's game over.
2:30am
(repeat)
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 3.1: Ad man Ken Handley snags a leggy model to spy on the work of a rival agency.
2:50am
(repeat)
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
5:30am
(repeat)
Safety Catch
Series 2, Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsSimon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.