Schedule Friday 8th February 2013
Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cocktail HourAlan's getting more serious about Caroline, but her parents are well-to-do and Rigsby's far from convinced that the young scruff could possibly make the relationship work. Especially when he's not invited to a party in his own house...
Bread
Series 3, Episode 3Freddie loses a valuable ring at a party. Jack, who found it and tried to pawn it, is filled with remorse. Meanwhile, Adrian has gone through a personality change and insists on being called Jimmy!
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 2 - HighwaymenMajor Falconer attempts to become more of a cad to win Tamsyn, but she is more concerned that her disloyal fans are being poached by 'Boyz 2 Rob', the hunky band of highwaymen that are taking Drumlin Bay by storm.
The Newsagent's Window
30 minute story written and narrated by John Osbourne about when he started replying to adverts in his local newsagent's window.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 2, Episode 6Vic Reeves and his team discover some wonderfully curious facts about schools, bogies and tunnels.
The Embassy Lark
Episode 3.4, Up the Pole: The British Ambassador in Tratvia is flagging up trouble.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 11 - She's My GirlAfter accusing Charlie of stealing his girlfriend, Tom decides to move out.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 6.4, Write extremely long titles with lots and lots of words in, like this, so that the Radio Times will have to a lot more space than the measly half a centimetre of billing space we usually get and at least it'll look a bit more prominent on the page, although still nowhere near the 50 column inches they give to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy the Burkiss Way: It's time to meet the Muppets.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Bristow
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Girl in the Yellow OvercoatIt's the Chester-Perry office party and Jones thinks all his Christmases have come at once.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Use Your NoodleDani has become the face of Noodle Puffs. Jack is delighted but Sam is appalled: Noodle Puffs are bad for your health and made from endangered dugong milk.
Ayres On The Air
Series 3, Episode 3 - On Yer BikePam Ayres is joined by Geoffrey Whitehead and Felicity Montagu for poems about French cycling holidays, the up-side to riding a tandem, getting fit on gym bikes and how to banish the middle-age blues by getting kitted out with a motorbike and leathers.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Bogey BrothersA nasty surprise awaits the unruly monsters when their fiendish behaviour becomes too much for the Carlson family.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 12 - Now That's MagicDigby and Hacker are forced by editor Max to take part in a local fun run but how will they win the race if they cannot reach the starting line?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 8 - Go With The FlowDespite Clegg's disturbing experience with two young evangelists, Seymour decides it's time to do something worthwhile and puts his talents at the disposal of the local vicar.
The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw
Fish out of water comedy in which an English businessman trying to sell his firm's goods finds himself appointed Sheriff of a notorious Wild West town.
When The Dog Dies
Series 3, Episode 5 - It's That Song AgainSandy is haunted by the song Green Grow the Rushes, Oh, and recent events seem to match its verses. Is it all a countdown? What will happen when the song gets to 'One'?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 9 - JawsEdie's days of carrying a heavy dustbin full of rubbish are numbered - Seymour is going to install a new waste-disposal unit for her. All it needs is a more powerful than usual motor, a bit of assistance and hey presto...!
The Embassy Lark
Episode 3.4, Up the Pole: The British Ambassador in Tratvia is flagging up trouble.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 6.4, Write extremely long titles with lots and lots of words in, like this, so that the Radio Times will have to a lot more space than the measly half a centimetre of billing space we usually get and at least it'll look a bit more prominent on the page, although still nowhere near the 50 column inches they give to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy the Burkiss Way: It's time to meet the Muppets.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Use Your NoodleDani has become the face of Noodle Puffs. Jack is delighted but Sam is appalled: Noodle Puffs are bad for your health and made from endangered dugong milk.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
The Bob Servant Emails
Episode 5 - The Hunt for Jerren JimjamsFrom his comfortable home in Broughty Ferry, Bob sparks off a manhunt in deepest Africa.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing StreakDel's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 7 - From Wellies To Wet SuitWhen Compo expresses a desire to explore the wonders of the deep, Foggy and Clegg, knowing his normal natural aversion to water, are so impressed that they readily sponsor his purchase of one slightly used frogman suit.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 40 - Save The TreeThe sheep's beloved tree is in danger of being cut down for firewood.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 7 - Suddenly At HomeThe house is plunged into confusion and mourning when Rigsby discovers basement tenant Mr Osborne, stiff as a board.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Walk On The Wild Side
Series 3, Episode 10Comedy show featuring all your favourite animals, only this time they're chatting. All this and mystery guests too. If animals could speak they might say this was their favourite programme.
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 8 - Go With The FlowDespite Clegg's disturbing experience with two young evangelists, Seymour decides it's time to do something worthwhile and puts his talents at the disposal of the local vicar.
Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2.1: Parish Council leader Mrs Roberts battles on with her village toll tax.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 12 - The AnniversaryCharlie and Caroline celebrate his first anniversary as her housekeeper with a romantic meal.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 6 - PointsBell starts a scheme where good behaviour is rewarded with points that can be converted into prizes. Josh realises that with enough points he can 'buy' his dream tablet computer. But can he behave well enough to earn the points he needs?
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 2 - HighwaymenMajor Falconer attempts to become more of a cad to win Tamsyn, but she is more concerned that her disloyal fans are being poached by 'Boyz 2 Rob', the hunky band of highwaymen that are taking Drumlin Bay by storm.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 9 - JawsEdie's days of carrying a heavy dustbin full of rubbish are numbered - Seymour is going to install a new waste-disposal unit for her. All it needs is a more powerful than usual motor, a bit of assistance and hey presto...!
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
Live At Luigi's
Episode 4Comedy series featuring topical humour and sketches lampooning life in Wales today.
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 6A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With Jeremy Hardy, Daniel Finkelstein, Katy Brand and Mark Steel.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 2When Mum finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, an investigation begins. Meanwhile Gran is still staying and Dad is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with her.
The Embassy Lark
Episode 3.4, Up the Pole: The British Ambassador in Tratvia is flagging up trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 7 - From Wellies To Wet SuitWhen Compo expresses a desire to explore the wonders of the deep, Foggy and Clegg, knowing his normal natural aversion to water, are so impressed that they readily sponsor his purchase of one slightly used frogman suit.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 6.4, Write extremely long titles with lots and lots of words in, like this, so that the Radio Times will have to a lot more space than the measly half a centimetre of billing space we usually get and at least it'll look a bit more prominent on the page, although still nowhere near the 50 column inches they give to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy the Burkiss Way: It's time to meet the Muppets.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 6 - Clive Anderson, Alex Jones, Jack WhitehallTV and radio presenter Clive Anderson, One Show co-host Alex Jones and comedian Jack Whitehall nominate deer, British themed bars in foreign countries and metrosexuality to be cast into Room 101.
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 5A lucky dip of guests, including comic Shappi Khorsandi, reality TV regular Sally Bercow and The Love Machine presenter Stacey Solomon, keep John Bishop company as he reaches the halfway point of his stand-up series.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 9Kirsty Young makes her 11th appearance in the host chair. Writer, broadcaster and poker player Victoria Coren and Greg Davies, probably best known as Mr Gilbert in The Inbetweeners, are the guests.
Great Night Out
Episode 5Hodge & Kath's romantic weekend away turns out to be anything but when some unexpected visitors join them.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 4Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 5Despite an attempt at counselling, relations between Paula and Dai are at an all-time low after she sleeps with Yanto. Stella's aghast but has her own mixed feelings toward Rob to figure out. Meanwhile, a 1980s-themed school reunion is on the cards.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 7Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
The Last Leg
Series 1, Episode 3Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and Ralf Spall.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
Bob Servant
Bob Servant Independent, Episode 3 - Women And GodIt's just three weeks to the by-election and Bob's faltering campaign urgently needs a boost. In a daring twin attack, Bob and Frank target both the religious vote and Broughty Ferry's womenfolk.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 2, Episode 3A pilot has to sing a song before he's allowed to land, a family go on holiday next door, and teenagers Daisy and Maisie try to contact some ghosts.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 4 - A Diplomatic DilemmaDesperate to secure the Kumranistan loan agreement, Jim must provide some unusual sexual arrangements!
Paddy's TV Guide
Episode 4 - Best Of BritishIn this show Paddy McGuiness looks at the 'Best of British' which examines everything from the good old British bobby to one of Scotland's up and coming rock bands.
And Now, In Colour
Series 1, Episode 6 - Back To The StudioComedy series starring Tim Firth, Tim de Jongh, Michael Marshall Smith and William Vandyck.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 12, Episode 16 - Mark Wahlberg, Sarah Silverman, Michael Fassbender, Laura MvulaAn emotional Mark Wahlberg, who also seems a little tired, reveals he isn't comfortable with nudity; Michael Fassbender talks about his penis; while Sarah Silverman says Elvis saved her life; and Laura Mvula makes her TV debut singing live in the studio.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Song For EuropeTed and Dougal plan to enter Eurosong 1996, borrowing the music from a 1970s entry's long-forgotten B-side.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 2When Mum finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, an investigation begins. Meanwhile Gran is still staying and Dad is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with her.
Sir Henry At Rawlinson End
Episode 1, Sir Henry Entertains: Surreal saga of a dynasty delicately balanced on the edge of sanity.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 6 - The PlagueWith Bishop Brennan on his way in order to talk to Ted about Jack's nude sleepwalking, the parochial house suddenly becomes overrun by rabbits - the one animal Brennan is petrified of...
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 1 - Value BastardNew series filmed in a live comedy club. German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and Isy Suttie join tonight's line up of original comedians. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
Derek
Series 1, Episode 2It's Derek's 50th birthday and what better way to celebrate than with a party at the retirement home?
The Comedy Café
Janice Forsyth presents a magazine show on BBC Radio Scotland focused on comedy in all its various formats.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 4Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
The Bob Servant Emails
Episode 5 - The Hunt for Jerren JimjamsFrom his comfortable home in Broughty Ferry, Bob sparks off a manhunt in deepest Africa.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 2The Aga Saga Woman is terrified by a Geordie babysitter, Irene & Vern describe their encounter with Desmond Tutu and Nan's visit at the doctor soon turns unpleasant.
Common Ground
Episode 1 - FloydEx tour manager Floyd (Charles Dance) is used to mingling with the stars. Now in retirement, he is still as rock 'n' roll as ever.
The Last Leg
Series 1, Episode 3Live show presented by Adam Hills. He looks back on the week gone, with the help of Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and Ralf Spall.
Common Ground
Episode 2 - PatriciaLocal Councillor Patricia David (Jessica Hynes) seems to have perfected the art of getting away with making terrible work and life decisions.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
Paddy's TV Guide
Episode 4 - Best Of BritishIn this show Paddy McGuiness looks at the 'Best of British' which examines everything from the good old British bobby to one of Scotland's up and coming rock bands.
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 2Lip finds a new friend when he starts as a porter at a hotel, but he turns out to be decidedly dodgy. Elsewhere, Kev's sister starts lodging at Sheila and Frank's.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 4Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Papua New Guinea, sainthood, and a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 5 - If You Cry, I'll CryWhen Laura learns that Jamie has a date, she goes out of her way to get one herself. She wants to show him that if he's over her, she can move on too.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Death ListWhen Jim hears about secret bugging and phone-tapping he instructs Sir Humphrey to implement numerous privacy precautions. But his mind is changed, fairly rapidly, when he hears he's on a terrorist group's hit list.
Bristow
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Girl in the Yellow OvercoatIt's the Chester-Perry office party and Jones thinks all his Christmases have come at once.
My Family
Series 5, Christmas Special - Glad Tidings We BringChristmas for Susan means the ideal opportunity to take control of Ben, that is until Janey arrives home and makes the big announcement: she is getting married!
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - BurglingMark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.
Way To Go
Episode 4 - The Bitter EndThe assisted-suicide business takes a step towards the dark side when Scott - desperate to quit the vet clinic after Dr. Jill's sexual harassment hits a peak - agrees to start buying the drugs they use from an illegal dealer.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 5This week, the impressions include Gordon Ramsay's debut on CBeebies; Kate Winslet appearing in the Bad Jobs For Celebrities slot; and Kirstie and Phil from Location, Location, Location getting themselves into a bit of a pickle.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad News TourA day on the road with the most controversial heavy metal band in the history of the universe, man.
Ayres On The Air
Series 3, Episode 3 - On Yer BikePam Ayres is joined by Geoffrey Whitehead and Felicity Montagu for poems about French cycling holidays, the up-side to riding a tandem, getting fit on gym bikes and how to banish the middle-age blues by getting kitted out with a motorbike and leathers.
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
Common Ground
Episode 1 - FloydEx tour manager Floyd (Charles Dance) is used to mingling with the stars. Now in retirement, he is still as rock 'n' roll as ever.
Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2.1: Parish Council leader Mrs Roberts battles on with her village toll tax.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 2 - HighwaymenMajor Falconer attempts to become more of a cad to win Tamsyn, but she is more concerned that her disloyal fans are being poached by 'Boyz 2 Rob', the hunky band of highwaymen that are taking Drumlin Bay by storm.