Schedule Thursday 31st January 2013
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 5 - Dinner For ThreeSandra finds herself dealing with the problems of other people - especially when it comes to boyfriends and mothers!
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Lily And The DandelionSandra and Carol have a disagreement - Sandra wants to preserve all of God's little creatures but Carol is more interested in preserving herself. The bigger question appears to be how to preserve their friendship!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Go-BetweenTerry's housekeeping and his wife's absence are starting to take their toll on Bob! Not only has Terry broken the toaster by putting chops in it but his fag ends are in the plant pots! Something has to give so Terry decides to pay Thelma a visit to try and persuade her to return to Bob.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 3.1, New Men: Awkward moments for Izzy with a new school colleague, and she can't forget Bill.
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 2, Episode 2 - Facing Your FearsStephen K Amos is joined by stand-ups Michael Redmond, Holly Walsh and Boothby Graffoe (and a particularly nervous audience member) to compile an Idiot's Guide to Facing Your Fears.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 1 - FameBill is furious when Ben, David and Jenny reveal they've invited a fly-on-the-wall documentary crew to record the family for a screen test. They try to be as interesting as possible, but Bill's determined to show them up.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 5 - Cupid's ArrowsTom plays Cupid and tries to bring Charlie and Caroline closer together.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 2It's been 15 years since his wife died, and Tom's feeling the loneliness more than ever. Reluctant to leave his bed, Marion of all people suggests he could find love again. Meanwhile, a new arrival at Bayview takes an instant and particular dislike to Diana. Has she met her match?
Take It From Here
June Whitfield and Jimmy Edwards have a disastrous date, and Ma Glum has a broken leg.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
1835
Episode 4 - Down At The Old Bull And BushAristocrat Belport tries escapology to woo a music hall singer, but servant Ned's smitten too.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 2 - Wedding DressWhen a hassled Sam has to leave her very demanding sister's wedding dress in Dani's care, Dani sees the perfect opportunity for some role play.
HR
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Bus PassThe work machine has finally excreted Peter and Sam. Now the two friends meet, of all places, in the queue for their senior bus passes.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 7 - My Big Fat Monster WeddingWhen Nick messes up his and Kate's wedding anniversary, she announces that he is not the man she married. So Fiend, Haggis and Norman kidnap him to find the 'real' Nick. Can Eddie and Angela persuade the monsters that it really is their dad?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Come In Digby Your Time's UpDigby and Hacker interview the owner of a shop selling highly breakable antiques.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 3 - Enter The PhantomIn his ceaseless efforts to gain the everlasting respect of one Nora Batty, Compo is encouraged by Foggy and Clegg to capitalise on his natural magnificence and fearlessness. After all, how could she fail to be impressed by a mysterious figure on a motorcycle doing 'wheelies'?
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
The Million Pound Note
Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 1 - Fitting PunishmentSusan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not looking forward to being called a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
Take It From Here
June Whitfield and Jimmy Edwards have a disastrous date, and Ma Glum has a broken leg.
Dani's House
Series 2, Episode 2 - Wedding DressWhen a hassled Sam has to leave her very demanding sister's wedding dress in Dani's care, Dani sees the perfect opportunity for some role play.
Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 1 - FameBill is furious when Ben, David and Jenny reveal they've invited a fly-on-the-wall documentary crew to record the family for a screen test. They try to be as interesting as possible, but Bill's determined to show them up.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 2It's been 15 years since his wife died, and Tom's feeling the loneliness more than ever. Reluctant to leave his bed, Marion of all people suggests he could find love again. Meanwhile, a new arrival at Bayview takes an instant and particular dislike to Diana. Has she met her match?
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Go-BetweenTerry's housekeeping and his wife's absence are starting to take their toll on Bob! Not only has Terry broken the toaster by putting chops in it but his fag ends are in the plant pots! Something has to give so Terry decides to pay Thelma a visit to try and persuade her to return to Bob.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 6 - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderCompo yearns to go hang-gliding; but if he wants to fly, he has to be fit.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 8 - Take AwaySheep can't order pizzas, can they? Noone told Shaun and pals, as they strip the scarecrow and head off into town.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
Sailor Beware
1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 1 - That's My BoyRigsby returns from a Spanish holiday to find Alan has let out the two spare rooms: he's delighted that Miss Jones has returned, but likely to be less than enthusiastic about a single mother and her baby - especially if the father is who he believes.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Walk On The Wild Side
Series 3, Episode 4If animals could speak they might say this was their favourite programme. This episode is presented by Lorraine Kelly.
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.4, Crime Wave: It all begins with a disappearing car and a little old lady.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ghost TourDani and the gang come up with a way to pay off the castle debts but will it work without the help of Gabriel and Esme, or indeed the visiting Sam?
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 6 - The BabysitterCharlie persuades a reluctant Caroline to let Joanna babysit, but a drama with the kitchen sink gets her into hot water.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 3.1, New Men: Awkward moments for Izzy with a new school colleague, and she can't forget Bill.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 3 - Enter The PhantomIn his ceaseless efforts to gain the everlasting respect of one Nora Batty, Compo is encouraged by Foggy and Clegg to capitalise on his natural magnificence and fearlessness. After all, how could she fail to be impressed by a mysterious figure on a motorcycle doing 'wheelies'?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 1 - Fitting PunishmentSusan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not looking forward to being called a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 2, Episode 3 - Living With TechnologyStephen K Amos is joined by Marlon Davis, Jarlath Reagan and Lloyd Langford to consider the pros and cons of living with technology.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 8 - Take AwaySheep can't order pizzas, can they? Noone told Shaun and pals, as they strip the scarecrow and head off into town.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - The Business PropositionWith war over and Arthur Wilson managing Swallow's Bank, Bert Hodges reappears with a surprising proposition for Frank Pike.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 6 - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderCompo yearns to go hang-gliding; but if he wants to fly, he has to be fit.
Spy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Codename: LoserSingle father Tim quits his job as a junior sales assistant in a computer shop, and soon has an interview lined up in Westminster. After getting lost in a Whitehall building, he ends up in quite an unusual predicament...
Take It From Here
June Whitfield and Jimmy Edwards have a disastrous date, and Ma Glum has a broken leg.
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 1 - Monday Morning Will Be FineVictor returns from the supermarket to find that the house has been burgled.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 1Stella is fed up with her appearance. Attempting to glam herself up, she has a bit of fun in daughter Emma's bedroom, trying on her clothes and playing with make-up. But the fun comes to an abrupt halt when she makes a startling discovery.
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 5 - Beware The Trickster On The RoofVictor and Margaret battle to rid their home of an evil curse. Victor's neighbours put their house up for sale - but there are very few takers. Victor becomes convinced that a TV aerial is laughing at him.
Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Charlie Brooker and his guests cast their collective eyes over all that the week's TV, cinema, news and computer games have to offer.
Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Series 1, Episode 1Charlie Brooker and guests Richard Osman and Susan Calman cast their eyes over all that the telly, cinema, news and computer games have to offer.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 8Miranda Hart hosts the topical panel quiz for a third time, with guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Labour's Tom Watson MP.
Way To Go
Episode 3 - The Be All & End AllScott dances on the edge when he falls for Julia - who is the daughter of his first client, Paddy.
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 2, Episode 2 - Facing Your FearsStephen K Amos is joined by stand-ups Michael Redmond, Holly Walsh and Boothby Graffoe (and a particularly nervous audience member) to compile an Idiot's Guide to Facing Your Fears.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 5Former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Corrie's Brooke Vincent, and comedians Rob Beckett and Michelle De Swarte are faced with various challenges.
My Mad Fat Diary
Series 1, Episode 3 - Chapter 3: Ladies And GentlemenRae and Chloe's friendship becomes difficult when Rae discovers who Chloe has been secretly dating. When things start to get rocky, Rae finds herself drawn back to her old patterns of destructive behaviour.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Iso TankWith Bubble now surprisingly efficient at the office, Edina feels surplus to her own life. Forbidden by Safron from attending her sixth form's open day, she decides that adopting a Romanian baby would be a good idea...
Justin Moorhouse - The Big Am I
Warm-hearted stand-up comedy with a strong northern sensibility from Manchester's Justin Moorhouse.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 4, Episode 4 - Jools Holland, Rose Byrne, Adam Hills, Alicia KeysJonathan welcomes king of boogie-woogie Jools Holland, the star of X-Men: First Class Rose Byrne, Australian funnyman Adam Hills, and Grammy-winning superstar Alicia Keys - who chats and performs.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 6 - Russell Howard and Jo BrandStand up comedy from Russell Howard and Jo Brand.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Hunderby
Episode 3Edmund learns of his late mother's intention to leave him her estate on the condition that he fathers an heir within a year of her death. Cue a series of fervent baby-making attempts with a somewhat questionable technique. Meanwhile, Dorothy cranks her spying up a notch.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
Shedtown
Series 2, Episode 4 - Death In The AfternoonShedtown Mark II rings its own death knell to the tune of Deborah Dearden's meticulously planned merry-go-round, and Jimmy asks where hearts lie.
Son Of Cliché
Episode 2: From a spoof Melvyn Bragg to a signing chimp.
Bob Servant
Bob Servant Independent, Episode 2 - A Local ManThe by-election favourite Nick Edwards arrives in town with his smart, glamorous wife and campaign manager, Philippa.
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 3Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
The Penny Dreadfuls Present...
More Brothers Faversham, Episode 3 - MarcusThe Penny Dreadfuls present the story of Marcus, one of the Empire's greatest actors and the seventh born of the Faversham Brothers.
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
Spy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Codename: LoserSingle father Tim quits his job as a junior sales assistant in a computer shop, and soon has an interview lined up in Westminster. After getting lost in a Whitehall building, he ends up in quite an unusual predicament...
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
A League Of Their Own
Sports-based panel show fronted by comedians, with a host of sport and celebrity stars.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2013 Specials - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Deal Or No DealThe 8 Out Of 10 Cats team - Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock - hijack an episode of Deal or No Deal.
Way To Go
Episode 3 - The Be All & End AllScott dances on the edge when he falls for Julia - who is the daughter of his first client, Paddy.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 1 - Monday Morning Will Be FineVictor returns from the supermarket to find that the house has been burgled.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 1Stella is fed up with her appearance. Attempting to glam herself up, she has a bit of fun in daughter Emma's bedroom, trying on her clothes and playing with make-up. But the fun comes to an abrupt halt when she makes a startling discovery.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 8Miranda Hart hosts the topical panel quiz for a third time, with guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Labour's Tom Watson MP.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 5 - Beware The Trickster On The RoofVictor and Margaret battle to rid their home of an evil curse. Victor's neighbours put their house up for sale - but there are very few takers. Victor becomes convinced that a TV aerial is laughing at him.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 12 - World CupIn this show, topics include Ricky and Stephen watching the World Cup while sharing a hotel bed, the problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating in sports, Ricky's childhood football trial, and Karl's saliva production.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 5Former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Corrie's Brooke Vincent, and comedians Rob Beckett and Michelle De Swarte are faced with various challenges.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Iso TankWith Bubble now surprisingly efficient at the office, Edina feels surplus to her own life. Forbidden by Safron from attending her sixth form's open day, she decides that adopting a Romanian baby would be a good idea...
1835
Episode 4 - Down At The Old Bull And BushAristocrat Belport tries escapology to woo a music hall singer, but servant Ned's smitten too.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Lily And The DandelionSandra and Carol have a disagreement - Sandra wants to preserve all of God's little creatures but Carol is more interested in preserving herself. The bigger question appears to be how to preserve their friendship!
HR
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Bus PassThe work machine has finally excreted Peter and Sam. Now the two friends meet, of all places, in the queue for their senior bus passes.
Lee Evans Up Close
Phill Jupitus interviews Lee Evans as he undertakes his XL Tour 2005.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 4 - Just Two People With A KidJamie is turning 18 and Mike has taken over organising the party. His main mission is to source some high-quality, mind-altering substances.
Way To Go
Episode 3 - The Be All & End AllScott dances on the edge when he falls for Julia - who is the daughter of his first client, Paddy.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.4, Crime Wave: It all begins with a disappearing car and a little old lady.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 3.1, New Men: Awkward moments for Izzy with a new school colleague, and she can't forget Bill.