Schedule Tuesday 29th January 2013
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 1 - It Takes All KindsNow that Beryl has gone, Sandra has to find a new flatmate. She's had plenty of offers but only one stands out as being unacceptable - and that's Carol!
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Perfect GentlemanRigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 2 - Look After The Children ...Sandra has managed to convince Carol that her parents are the ideal couple and so she is aghast when she hears that her mother has gone missing!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.2: When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 4 - Les DennisLes Dennis tries his first ever taste of cheese, reads The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, hears his first ever Rolling Stones album, and watches the hit comedy The Inbetweeners.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.10, Ned's Atomic Dustbin: Downing Street is keen on atom-free rubbish in case of radiation, but so are the Russians.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 3 - Wedding Bells Part 1A family wedding brings everyone to the South of France, but Caroline misses out on all the fun.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 7Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.1, The Leak: The author gets obsessed with his wife's sense of smell.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 4A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. The panellists are Jeremy Hardy, Hugo Rifkind, Bob Mills and Jo Brand.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 13 - House For SaleDani discovers that her house is up for sale, whilst Toby is also in a spot of bother after borrowing Sam's savings to set up a joke supply company.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Last Posh FrockAfter constantly being treated like one of the lads, the life of self sufficency upsets Barbara who admits to missing feeling like a woman. Tom eventually realises that Barbara gave up more than he did when they traded lives and performs a selfless act to try and help.
All The World's A Globe
Episode 5, From St Francis to Buddhism: The National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Big FibWhen Eddie teaches the monsters about lying, little does he realise what he has unleashed. What starts out as a tiny fib soon escalates into a series of huge whoppers and Eddie has to play along with all of them for fear of being found out.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Three AstairesThe trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 4 - Seeing StarsDigby and Hacker face the music when they take Max's niece to meet a famous pop singer.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Arts Of ConcealmentFoggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.10, Ned's Atomic Dustbin: Downing Street is keen on atom-free rubbish in case of radiation, but so are the Russians.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.1, The Leak: The author gets obsessed with his wife's sense of smell.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 13 - House For SaleDani discovers that her house is up for sale, whilst Toby is also in a spot of bother after borrowing Sam's savings to set up a joke supply company.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 7Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 4 - Deep In The Heart Of YorkshireA mystery develops; Sid and Wally have been seen creeping around the woods with bedding rolls.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Last Posh FrockAfter constantly being treated like one of the lads, the life of self sufficency upsets Barbara who admits to missing feeling like a woman. Tom eventually realises that Barbara gave up more than he did when they traded lives and performs a selfless act to try and help.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 6 - Last Of The Big SpendersRigsby's hoping to take new tenant Brenda out for the evening. Unfortunately, he has somewhat of a cashflow problem, a string of unwelcome visitors start arriving at the house.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Walk On The Wild Side
Series 3, Episode 2Holly Willoughby introduces the comedy show featuring chatting animals.
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Three AstairesThe trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3.5: Will hard-up Tommy and Sheila's trip to Australia ever get off the ground?
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 3Johnny and Inel get competitive with each other and hold a sports day to try and gain more medals.
The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 4 - Wedding Bells Part 2Caroline is prepared for a custody battle while in Cannes for her ex-husband's wedding but Tom unwittingly saves the day.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.2: When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Arts Of ConcealmentFoggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.
Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters
Episode 1Three witches meet on a blasTed Heath while murder is in the air.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 5 - Jenni MurrayDame Jenni Murray cooks her first ever healthy meal, watches her first violent film and samples the delights of controversial comedian Frankie Boyle.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 1The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.10, Ned's Atomic Dustbin: Downing Street is keen on atom-free rubbish in case of radiation, but so are the Russians.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 4 - Deep In The Heart Of YorkshireA mystery develops; Sid and Wally have been seen creeping around the woods with bedding rolls.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 3.1, The Leak: The author gets obsessed with his wife's sense of smell.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 3 - Gentlemen's AgreementHumphrey's pro-Euro scheme has been stymied. But then some expenses claims are revealed.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 3There's a ruckus as rows, rogue lovers and Russell Grant come to Pontyberry.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Plan Is Hatched And A Date Is Not A DateAmerican Todd Margaret continues to bluff his way through his challenging new job and his boss Brent Wilts turns up the heat on Todd to sell the new Korean energy drink - ThunderMuscle. So Todd hatches a plan to crack the British retail market, but he must leave the execution to Dave as he's got a date with Alice.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - Power To The PeopleFrustrated by the continued obstacle of local councils to central government policy, not to mention their unwieldynature and lack of democratic accountability, Hacker finds himself welcoming radical reform proposals from a leading professor. Neither Sir Humphrey, nor a troublesome militant socialist feminist council leader, however, are keen on the plans.
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 3Sarah Millican discusses property and craft shows with Kirstie Allsopp and has a science lesson from Michael Mosley.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2013 Specials - 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Deal Or No DealThe 8 Out Of 10 Cats team - Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock - hijack an episode of Deal or No Deal.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 3Sarah Millican discusses property and craft shows with Kirstie Allsopp and has a science lesson from Michael Mosley.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 4 - Just Two People With A KidJamie is turning 18 and Mike has taken over organising the party. His main mission is to source some high-quality, mind-altering substances.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 4 - Les DennisLes Dennis tries his first ever taste of cheese, reads The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, hears his first ever Rolling Stones album, and watches the hit comedy The Inbetweeners.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 2, Episode 3We meet the French artist who can only paint oranges; holiday reporter Jane 'the Extreme' Harper spends a week in Upton-upon-Severn; and we finally hear the 1,001st use for a pea.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 1The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.
Heresy
Series 8, Episode 5Victoria Coren and guests Matthew Parriss, Julia Hartley-Brewer and Dave Gorman challenge received opinion and knee-jerk thinking.
Dan And Nick: The Wildebeest Years
Episode 5: Dan Freedman and Nick Romero's pun-fest features a plant psychiatrist and an amoebic Top Gear.
Bob Servant
Bob Servant Independent, Episode 1 - Launch DayBob launches his political campaign with controversial results. A radio appearance leads to a home visit from the police and protests and uproar from local dog owners, and Bob's campaign lies in tatters.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 2Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Human BodyThe sci-fi star probes cloning and what to do with our waste.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.
Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters
Episode 1Three witches meet on a blasTed Heath while murder is in the air.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 4Nan is introduced to Jamie's girlfriend who is a little sensitive about her nose, a drunk bride reveals too much truth, Lauren gets a tattoo of her boyfriend and Irene is excited about meeting Mikhail Gorbachov in her burger van.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 4Joe Swash and Ellie Taylor welcome guests Amy Childs, Kian Egan, Brian Dowling and Tiffany Stevenson. They must try to spot who is faking their reaction.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - Power To The PeopleFrustrated by the continued obstacle of local councils to central government policy, not to mention their unwieldynature and lack of democratic accountability, Hacker finds himself welcoming radical reform proposals from a leading professor. Neither Sir Humphrey, nor a troublesome militant socialist feminist council leader, however, are keen on the plans.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 3 - Gentlemen's AgreementHumphrey's pro-Euro scheme has been stymied. But then some expenses claims are revealed.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 2With Stephen Mangan, Jon Richardson and Charlie Baker.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 4 - Just Two People With A KidJamie is turning 18 and Mike has taken over organising the party. His main mission is to source some high-quality, mind-altering substances.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 10 - SocietyThis week the trio discuss Ancient Greece and what laws and rules they may have instigated and muse over what life would be like if Karl was made President of Society.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
Way To Go
Episode 2 - The Business End Of ThingsWhen their second client, Elroy, deems their assisted-suicide operation amateurish, Scott decides if they're going to be a legitimate business they've got to start acting like one.
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 4A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. The panellists are Jeremy Hardy, Hugo Rifkind, Bob Mills and Jo Brand.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 2, Episode 5The Second World War pilots question whether being forced to eat powdered egg is actually abuse. And, when a middle-aged raver is recognised by the DJ as Mr Wilkinson from work, he begins to regret popping those extra pills.
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 3Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 2 - Look After The Children ...Sandra has managed to convince Carol that her parents are the ideal couple and so she is aghast when she hears that her mother has gone missing!
All The World's A Globe
Episode 5, From St Francis to Buddhism: The National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3.5: Will hard-up Tommy and Sheila's trip to Australia ever get off the ground?
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.2: When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action.