Schedule Tuesday 22nd January 2013
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 13 - The ParrotA wrong number leads the girls to unwittingly invite a suicidal man to the flat, whilst Sandra is taking custody of her parents' pet parrot, Bonaparte.
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stand Up And Be CountedIt's election time and the house is out in force: Alan and Philip are making Labour posters in the attic whilst Rigsby is canvassing for the Conservatives. Ruth, meanwhile, is being wooed by all sides.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 1 - Anybody Here Seen Thingy?It's Beryl's birthday, and she's not entirely enamoured to receive a hamster - but quickly changes her mind upon discovering it is pregnant!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.1: An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 3 - Benjamin ZephaniahMarcus Brigstocke invites poet Benjamin Zephaniah to try some new experiences. These include playing Scalextric, watching a Bond movie and having a cup of builder's tea.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 1 - Perfect DayIt's a perfect day in the Porter house. Jenny and David are at each others' necks, Rona's got the shopping wildly wrong, and Ben's finally sold the impractical 1950s Chevvy. And quite soon, nobody's speaking to anyone else.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.9, The Battle of Spion Kop: Things aren't going well in The South African War - it's time to send in the cutlery.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 11 - Just Like CharlieTom seems to be taking to Charlie as a bit of an idol: but he's also got himself in with the wrong crowd, and the police turn up at the front door. It all coincides with a particularly tricky campaign pitch for Caroline.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 3Satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With panellists Jeremy Hardy, Miles Jupp, Francis Wheen and Sue Perkins.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 8 - SnakesToby's new pet-sitting service is under threat when his snake escapes, as the surreal children's comedy series continues. With Dani's phobia of snakes and Max desperate to fund a record deal for Ben, there's enough screaming in the house to wake an irritable and jet-lagged Aunt Sheila.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.
All The World's A Globe
Episode 4, From Vikings to Normans: The National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Scoop
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Are Feeling Very SneakyMax has had enough of Hacker's practical jokes and sends him to a pet therapist.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Flag And Its SnagFoggy is in the grip of another enthusiasm. "What better to complete the great British landscape than the great British flag - stirring the pride of future generations." But to reach the summit of Foggy's ambitions needs a certain amount of energy - not too apparent in Foggy's two compatriots, Clegg and Compo.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Flag And Further SnagsThe continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.9, The Battle of Spion Kop: Things aren't going well in The South African War - it's time to send in the cutlery.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?
Jinx
Comedy series for CBBC about a modern-day Cinderella and her magic cookbook, based on the Lulu Baker series of books by Fiona Dunbar.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 8 - SnakesToby's new pet-sitting service is under threat when his snake escapes, as the surreal children's comedy series continues. With Dani's phobia of snakes and Max desperate to fund a record deal for Ben, there's enough screaming in the house to wake an irritable and jet-lagged Aunt Sheila.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 1 - Perfect DayIt's a perfect day in the Porter house. Jenny and David are at each others' necks, Rona's got the shopping wildly wrong, and Ben's finally sold the impractical 1950s Chevvy. And quite soon, nobody's speaking to anyone else.
Carry On Sergeant
The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 5 - Who Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?Foggy visits a lady-friend in Wales, Compo and Clegg go to collect him, but can he keep Compo away from Gwen?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Permissive SocietyRuth is depressed following 'the deception' of a recent male friend. Rigsby takes what he believes to be his chance to woo her, but their evening encounter is not entirely as planned. Meanwhile, Alan's got problems with a girl's father...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Second Thoughts
Bill and Faith are middle-aged divorcees, ever-trying to forge a relationship together.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Flag And Its SnagFoggy is in the grip of another enthusiasm. "What better to complete the great British landscape than the great British flag - stirring the pride of future generations." But to reach the summit of Foggy's ambitions needs a certain amount of energy - not too apparent in Foggy's two compatriots, Clegg and Compo.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3.4: Can a tribe of African pygmies be persuaded to endorse Tommy and Sheila's CD?
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 1, Episode 2Johnny and Inel decide to set up their own pop group, Jynel. They showcase their first single Believe in Life, and do an exclusive and very silly video performance.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 12 - First KissA seemingly forgotten birthday leads Caroline to become rather sozzled, and Charlie ends up a little worse for the drink himself; with dropped inhibitions, a kiss is on the cards. But anything more...?
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.1: An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Flag And Further SnagsThe continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 4 - Les DennisLes Dennis tries his first ever taste of cheese, reads The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, hears his first ever Rolling Stones album, and watches the hit comedy The Inbetweeners.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 2The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.
The Goon Show
Episode 9.9, The Battle of Spion Kop: Things aren't going well in The South African War - it's time to send in the cutlery.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 5 - Who Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?Foggy visits a lady-friend in Wales, Compo and Clegg go to collect him, but can he keep Compo away from Gwen?
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 2 - The Poisoned ChaliceJim holds a dinner to welcome the Kumranistan Foreign Secretary.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
Stella
Series 2, Episode 2After confessing to Sean that a one-night stand with Rob could mean he's the father of her baby, Stella's heartbroken boyfriend plans to leave Pontyberry for good.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 1, Episode 1 - In Which Claims Are Made And A Journey EnsuesTodd Margaret bluffs his way into an apparently great job opportunity. All he has to do is sell several thousand energy drinks before his boss arrives. Simple. Apart from the fact that he knows nothing about British culture and nothing about sales.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 2This week Sarah grills Noel Edmonds on Deal or No Deal and learns a trick or two from magician Pete Firman.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 2This week Sarah grills Noel Edmonds on Deal or No Deal and learns a trick or two from magician Pete Firman.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 3 - Supermum And Hardguy2000Laura has a work placement and, with Janet out at work and Alan too clumsy to be safely left with a baby, Laura takes up Jamie's offer to babysit.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 5, Episode 3 - Benjamin ZephaniahMarcus Brigstocke invites poet Benjamin Zephaniah to try some new experiences. These include playing Scalextric, watching a Bond movie and having a cup of builder's tea.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 2, Episode 2Carole explains her brand new fruit auction website; Professor Selma Richards explains how tedious the world of academia is; and we hear about Chingley Hall's 1981 rat-reduction initiative.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 2The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.
Heresy
Series 8, Episode 4Rufus Hound, Dr Phil Hammond and Germaine Greer are asked to challenge received opinion and knee-jerk thinking.
Dan And Nick: The Wildebeest Years
Episode 4: Dan Freedman and Nick Romero serve up a salad family 'Tossed in Space', Robin Wood and The Archers abroad.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lenny Henry, Ed Byrne and Andy ParsonsStand-up comedy from Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
Greenfingers
Comedy drama in which an inmate at an experimental open prison discovers his gardening talent. Stars Clive Owen, Helen Mirren and David Kelly.
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World
Series 2, Episode 2 - The FutureWhat is it and why is it kept hidden from us, when if we knew what it was we would at least know if we needed to take a change of pants?
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Greenfingers
Comedy drama in which an inmate at an experimental open prison discovers his gardening talent. Stars Clive Owen, Helen Mirren and David Kelly.
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 3Matt Edmondson and team captains Joe Swash and Ellie Taylor welcome guests Sinitta, McFly's Harry Judd, comedian Iain Stirling and presenter Laura Whitmore to the comedy panel show.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 5Sandra shows us the silly game of 'Last Hit' - however, things soon turn ugly when a man gets hit by a car, but still feels as if he needs to play. Nan and her grandson visit the Pound Shop where everything doesn't go according to plan.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 1With guests Tim Lovejoy, Rufus Hound and Charlie Baker.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 2 - The Poisoned ChaliceJim holds a dinner to welcome the Kumranistan Foreign Secretary.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Pramface
Series 2, Episode 3 - Supermum And Hardguy2000Laura has a work placement and, with Janet out at work and Alan too clumsy to be safely left with a baby, Laura takes up Jamie's offer to babysit.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 6 - The EnglishRicky, Stephen and Karl share their definitions of what it means to be an Englishman. Also: Karl explains why, if he wasn't English, he'd rather be Italian.
Commercial Breakdown
Enduringly popular series in which comedians present humorous television advertisements from around the world.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...
The News Quiz
Series 79, Episode 3Satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With panellists Jeremy Hardy, Miles Jupp, Francis Wheen and Sue Perkins.
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 6 - Mark's WomenMark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be 'the one'. Meanwhile Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 1 - Anybody Here Seen Thingy?It's Beryl's birthday, and she's not entirely enamoured to receive a hamster - but quickly changes her mind upon discovering it is pregnant!
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
All The World's A Globe
Episode 4, From Vikings to Normans: The National Theatre of Brent's definitive history of Earth.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 3.4: Can a tribe of African pygmies be persuaded to endorse Tommy and Sheila's CD?
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3.1: An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy.