Schedule Thursday 27th December 2012
6am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky StarsAs David lies unconscious on a hospital bed, Rona struggles to make it to her wedding on time. Meanwhile, Bill is looking for someone to blame.
6:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 14.00.
7am
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
7am
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An Actor's Life For Me
Series 3, Episode 2 - Prat On A Hot Tin RoofColours nailed to the mast, Robert Wilson gets his party politicals in a pickle.
7:30am
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Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 3Malcolm is distracted by a breast feeding mother during a birth registration, causing Lorna to suspect he might have made his first ever mistake...
8am
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The Goon Show
The Last Tram (From Clapham): Neddie searches for a lost London tram.
8:30am
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Take It From Here
Dick Bentley asks Jimmy Edwards for help with a speech - and Ron and Eth ponder eloping in 'The Glums'.
8:35am
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2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Secret Diary Of David PorterWhilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.
8:45am
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Flushed Away
When an uptown rat gets flushed down the toilet in his penthouse apartment, he ends up in the sewers of London.
9am
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Unnatural Acts
Episode 2.5, To Catch a Thief: It's all hands to the duster as Paul makes an interesting discovery in Ashdown Forest.
9:10am
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - StarboundA tramp takes up residence in the Meldrews' garden shed. Patrick is shocked when his new boss announces that she has recently hired Victor as her gardener, and Nick Swainey's mother claims she's being abducted by aliens every night.
9:30am
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HR
Series 1, Episode 1 - An AppraisalAngry senior manager Peter has been caught abusing a client and HR officer Sam must take him to task. But can he?
10:30am
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
11am
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Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
11:10am
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Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
11:30am
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
12pm
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Sitcom Does...
Episode 4 - Sitcom Does Christmas With Ricky TomlinsonRicky Tomlinson looks at how sitcoms have mirrored the madness and merriment of the festive period, featuring Gavin & Stacey, The Vicar Of Dibley and Father Ted.
12pm
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The Goon Show
The Last Tram (From Clapham): Neddie searches for a lost London tram.
12:15pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 30th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
12:30pm
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Take It From Here
Dick Bentley asks Jimmy Edwards for help with a speech - and Ron and Eth ponder eloping in 'The Glums'.
1pm
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Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 1 - From Stage To ScreenA tribute to the much-loved double act, featuring never-before-seen clips of their early TV shows and a rare interview with Eric Morecambe's wife, Joan.
1pm
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My Family
Series 5, Christmas Special - Glad Tidings We BringChristmas for Susan means the ideal opportunity to take control of Ben, that is until Janey arrives home and makes the big announcement: she is getting married!
1:30pm
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QI
A selection of three episodes, including an XL edition, of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
2:55pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 11David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.
3pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first series of the mainstream BBC One sitcom.
3:25pm
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Roy
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Good, The Bad And The RoyRoy finds himself facing a big moral dilemma, when his consciences, Bad Roy and Good Roy, appear to help him with a decision. Their suggestions lead to Roy falling out with Tommy. Is it too late to make up with his best mate?
3:50pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
4:05pm
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Are You Being Served?
The staff of Grace Bros. take a trip to Costa Plonka while the department is being remodelled.
4:10pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
4:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
4:30pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 10 - JazperilliantDanny loses Roger, while Steve and Keith lose their sense of proportion when they get sucked into the latest video game. Back at the Y club Dede offends Ms V's nephew when she uses him as a way to complete the '10 things to do before you're 14' list.
4:55pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 6 - Turkey DinnerDuring a drunken evening, Jones and his men accidentally shoot a turkey. Having failed to establish the bird's rightful owner, they decide the best thing to do is to offer the older residents of Walmington a turkey dinner.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 31st series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
5pm
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King Street Junior
Series 7, Episode 7 - Taking the RapA frightened girl takes the rap for a theft committed by a bullying girl, but then an old-fashioned supply teacher decides to get the truth by physical force, with disastrous results.
5:15pm
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A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
Oscar-nominated claymation in which a Yorkshireman and his canine companion venture to the Moon.
5:15pm
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Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 10 - Ben's GirlDani's convinced Ben's new girlfriend is a bully, and is determined to prove it by making the girl's life a misery! Meanwhile Maisy sets out to prove she can scare Jack - but he vows that it is impossible.
5:30pm
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An Actor's Life For Me
Series 3, Episode 2 - Prat On A Hot Tin RoofColours nailed to the mast, Robert Wilson gets his party politicals in a pickle.
6:05pm
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A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
Oscar-nominated claymation in which a Yorkshireman and his canine companion venture to the Moon.
6:15pm15 min
15 Minute Musical
Series 7, Episode 3 - The OzfatherThe rise and rise of Rupert Murdoch, and how he came to Britain to build a media empire.
6:30pm
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Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 4Lorna's latest brainwave to let school children into the office brings back unhappy memories of bullying for Malcolm & Luke and a missing register causes chaos.
6:40pm
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The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
7pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
7pm
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The Goon Show
The Last Tram (From Clapham): Neddie searches for a lost London tram.
7:20pm
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A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.
7:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
7:30pm30 min
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Highlights SpecialA compilation of the popular news quiz, looking back at the big news of 2012. With team captains Paul Merton, Ian Hislop and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.
7:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 6 - Turkey DinnerDuring a drunken evening, Jones and his men accidentally shoot a turkey. Having failed to establish the bird's rightful owner, they decide the best thing to do is to offer the older residents of Walmington a turkey dinner.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Dick Bentley asks Jimmy Edwards for help with a speech - and Ron and Eth ponder eloping in 'The Glums'.
8pm
(repeat)
Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 1 - From Stage To ScreenA tribute to the much-loved double act, featuring never-before-seen clips of their early TV shows and a rare interview with Eric Morecambe's wife, Joan.
9pm30 min
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 4Doomed doctor Daniel Radcliffe spirals into dark hallucinations as his older self tries to stop him destroying his life.
9pm60 min
Roisin Conaty - What If?
A show for Radio 1 in which stand-up Roisin Conaty and fellow stand-ups look at how we deal with different situations.
9pm
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The Royle Family
Special - The Queen Of ShebaNearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.
9pm
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Jason Manford Live
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's return to the stage with his 2011 live tour, recorded at the MEN Arena.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
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Bad Education
The first three episodes of the school-based sitcom starring Jack Whitehall.
9pm90 min
Panto!
Comedy drama about life behind the scenes at a local theatre's Christmas pantomime production. Created by John Bishop.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 1A look back at some of the best out-takes from Series 6.
10pm
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Him & Her
Series 3, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, which means a dodgily-cooked turkey for two and a family gathering - by webcam.
10pm60 min
Mock The Week
Series 11, Christmas SpecialDara O'Briain and the team present an extended Christmas spectacular with a stocking full of festive treats, out-takes and ghosts of Christmas specials past.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
10pm
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Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 3Malcolm is distracted by a breast feeding mother during a birth registration, causing Lorna to suspect he might have made his first ever mistake...
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
A selection of three special editions of the panel game hosted by Keith Lemon. Repeated again as of 00.15.
10pm
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Spy
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sticom starring Darren Boyd.
10:15pm
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The Royle Family Portraits
Royle Family highlights clip show, featuring interviews and introductions from the cast.
10:30pm
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Dirk Gently
Episode 1Douglas Adams' private detective discovers the connection between two unrelated cases: a client who believes the Pentagon are trying to kill him and another whose horoscopes appear to be coming true. When the mysteries collide, Dirk is the only man for the job.
10:30pm
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Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 3 - GenerosityMark Watson continues to look at the virtues, with the stand-up this week on the topic of 'generosity'. Tim Key and Tom Basden kindly offer donations of poems and songs.
10:50pm
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Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 5Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.
11pm
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The Simon Day Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - Billy BleachThe headlining stand-up comedian has not shown up, so newcomer Billy Bleach is called upon to perform an extended set.
11pm
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The Atkinson People
Episode 4, Barry Good: A wry, startling, in-depth probe into the life of a spoof pop star.
11:30pm
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Weak At The Top
Series 1, Episode 2 - Smoked MeatSir Marcus wants a global web presence by the end of the week. Mean marketing director John Weak descends to the IT netherworld to do battle with Gavin Smedley, an IT director grown from the sweat of a techie's armpit.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11:45pm
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Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 1 - Barbara Windsor's Little CrackerA budding young actress receives a boost in a short inspired by the life and times of Barbara Windsor.
Midnight
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QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
12:05am
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Father Ted
A selection of three episodes from Channel 4's most successful sitcom.
12:10am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
12:15am
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The Royle Family
Special - The Queen Of ShebaNearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.
12:15am
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Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Christmas Special - Text Santa Christmas SpecialJoining the panel in this week's Text Santa Christmas Special are Davina McCall, Olympic medallist and Strictly Come Dancing favourite Louis Smith, JLS star Aston Merrygold, Stacey Solomon and the inspiration behind 'Steve McDonald had a farm', Coronation Street favourite Simon Gregson.
12:30am
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Hebburn, PetSummoned to a family meeting at his parents' home in Hebburn, Jack Pearson takes his girlfriend Sarah along to meet his parents. But they've got a not-too-small secret...
12:40am
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1am
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Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 1 - Boycott (Part 1)As the Games get ever nearer, the Algerian Olympic team threaten to boycott the Games after discovering that the Shared Belief Centre does not face Mecca.
1am
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 7Martin is worried as Kate has checked out and taken her suitcase. But he thinks she may have popped out to the shops.
1:20am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
1:25am
(repeat)
The Royle Family Portraits
Royle Family highlights clip show, featuring interviews and introductions from the cast.
1:30am
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 8After Mel and Madge's romantic evening stroll on the beach is very rudely interrupted, what is supposed to be the most memorable day of their life proceeds to become memorable for all the wrong reasons.
1:35am
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A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 4Doomed doctor Daniel Radcliffe spirals into dark hallucinations as his older self tries to stop him destroying his life.
1:35am
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aunt Irma VisitsJen explains that she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month.
1:40am
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Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
1:40am
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The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 5The G4S rebranding team head to Lincolnshire to help rebrand the local police, and Apple's Nevada team come to launch the new iDodge app.
2am
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Unnatural Acts
Episode 2.5, To Catch a Thief: It's all hands to the duster as Paul makes an interesting discovery in Ashdown Forest.
2:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Christmas SpecialWith lots of Christmas-themed questions and a sprinkling of tinsel, 8 Out Of 10 Cats celebrates the season of goodwill in true festive style. Guests up for yuletide fun include Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson.
2:10am
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 5 - Chairman MarkJeremy, desperate to avoid living with Superhans, sparks up an old relationship with Mark's sister, Sara.
2:10am
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The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 6Dale Maily is at London's Gay Pride looking for some answers to homosexuality, while James and Barnaby are explaining the changes being made to the NHS under Andrew Lansley's new Health and Social Care Reform Bill.
2:30am
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HR
Series 1, Episode 1 - An AppraisalAngry senior manager Peter has been caught abusing a client and HR officer Sam must take him to task. But can he?
2:40am
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 6 - Quantocking IIDobby is offered a job in New York by ex-boyfriend Simon. Uncertain about the offer, Dobby suggests that she and Mark spend a weekend in the country. The perfect time, as far as Jeremy is concerned, to get a few things off his chest.
2:40am
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
2:50am
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Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 5, Episode 3In this show Frank Skinner, Alesha Dixon and Jeff Stelling flaunt their general knowledge with the aim of claiming the top spot on the leader board and avoid singing out the show.
3am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Christmas Special - A Duty Free ChristmasOnce again, David persuades Amy to spend a holiday in Spain, but this time at Christmas. By an amazing quirk of fate, Linda and Robert are in the same hotel. David recommences his pursuit of Linda.
3:10am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Christmas SpecialChart toppers JLS join Alan on the sofa along with ex-Dragons' Den star Hilary Devey, who chats to Alan about her two new programmes for Channel 4, and David Walliams who drops by to talk about Christmas. With house band McFly.
3:10am
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Him & Her
Series 3, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, which means a dodgily-cooked turkey for two and a family gathering - by webcam.
5am
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King Street Junior
Series 7, Episode 7 - Taking the RapA frightened girl takes the rap for a theft committed by a bullying girl, but then an old-fashioned supply teacher decides to get the truth by physical force, with disastrous results.
5:30am
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An Actor's Life For Me
Series 3, Episode 1 - Here's Looking At You, KidRobert Wilson discovers acting isn't everything it appears to be.