Schedule Wednesday 26th December 2012
6am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 6 - Bird On A WireRona's wedding is hours away, and the Porter household is packed and chaotic in preparation. David and Ben are bored, but Rona and Bill are soon in a somewhat sticky situation.
6:30am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
6:30am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Christmas Special - A Duty Free ChristmasOnce again, David persuades Amy to spend a holiday in Spain, but this time at Christmas. By an amazing quirk of fate, Linda and Robert are in the same hotel. David recommences his pursuit of Linda.
7am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky StarsAs David lies unconscious on a hospital bed, Rona struggles to make it to her wedding on time. Meanwhile, Bill is looking for someone to blame.
7am
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One Foot In The Grave
Episode 4 - The Beast In The CageEpisode adapted from TV. Victor suffers a bank holiday traffic nightmare stuck in a jam - and so do Margaret and Jean!
7:15am
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Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2010, Episode 5 - Stephen Fry's Little CrackerSomeone's sweet tooth lands him in trouble in an autobiographical short written by and starring Stephen Fry.
7:30am
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Mark Steel's In Town
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ottery St. MaryMark performs at the King's School in Ottery St. Mary, Devon, to discuss Coleridge's embarrassing childhood, pixies, and what happens when you put 5000 people in a square with a lit tar barrel.
7:40am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Wisdom Of The WitchThe Meldrews have a tarot reading that prophesies disaster for Victor. Patrick and Pippa sell their home, but a house clearance crew are mistaken for their removal men. Patrick and Victor get snowed in at an old house with a jealous boyfriend and a huge spider.
8am
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The Goon Show
The Sinking of Westminster Pier: Neddie hunts oysters in the Thames.
8:30am
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I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 7Making movie news this week, The Lone Hydrangea and The Sound of Monks.
9am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of Christmas specials from Britain's most popular sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
9am
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Winston
Winston, Episode 5 - Whacko Jolly DeeThe wily poacher's plans for a life of bliss with Nancy hit a snag.
11am
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Mr. Bean
The Best Of Mr. Bean: A collection of some of the funniest moments from clumsy old Mr Bean as he attempts to do everyday things with calamitous results. Featuring unseen footage from the show.
11am
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That's Carry On!
Carry On compilation film presented by Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Williams.
11am
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The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
A selection of episodes from the science-based children's sitcom.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 30th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
12pm
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The Goon Show
The Sinking of Westminster Pier: Neddie hunts oysters in the Thames.
12:30pm
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I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 7Making movie news this week, The Lone Hydrangea and The Sound of Monks.
12:30pm
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Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging
Coming-of-age comedy starring Georgia Groome as a teenager who is just coming up to 15 and eager to meet boys.
12:40pm
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Mr Stink
TV adaptation of the kids' book written by David Walliams. It's a story about a tramp... who stinks.
12:45pm
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Carry On Cruising
Comedy with the Carry On crew, in which a sea captain discovers that his regular shipmates have defected and so must he hire an inexperienced crew.
1:40pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Highlights SpecialDavid O'Doherty presents a compilation of the best bits from this series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Join him as he reunites all of the guest hosts for a star-studded evening of entertainment.
2:15pm45 min
The Penny Dreadfuls Present...
Hereward The Wake, Special - The Penny Dreadfuls Present: Hereward The WakeWho? This is exactly the point - why has this Englishman responsible for leading the fight against the occupation of William The Conqueror after the Battle of Hastings, been so readily forgotten?
2:20pm
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2:35pm
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Carry On Henry
Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. Henry VIII is up in arms about the garlic breath of his wife, Marie de Normandy.
2:55pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
3pm
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Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
An animated cautionary tale with a dark heart. Narrated by Steve Coogan.
3pm
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3:30pm
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Roy
Series 2, Episode 10 - DIY RoyRoy and friends are building a rabbit hutch, but Roy's eagerness destroys it and the team fires him. Bill employs Roy on a decorating job which also ends badly. Can Roy repair the damage and make up with his mates?
3:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 5Rob Brydon welcomes legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett, TV darling Julian Clary, Geordie comic Sarah Millican and TV presenter Holly Walsh to the comedy panel show.
3:45pm
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Little Crackers
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the festival comedy series.
4:25pm
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Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
4:30pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 9 - MoviemashupamundoSadie accidentally agrees to host a 'frightnight' movie night for Ashlii and Kalisha; unfortunately she's also supposed to be sharing a film night with Danny and Jake. Can she keep all the balls in the air? Or will the frightnight turn her home into a house of horror?
4:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 6 - Will Stella Find True Love With Norris Fairburn?When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella.
5pm
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What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, Episode 3 - Bartholomew, Blackmail And Barefaced LiesBertie Wooster is landed in a pickle over an expensive statue.
5:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 7 - Will Randolph Make A Good Impression?Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life.
5:30pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Episode 4 - The Beast In The CageEpisode adapted from TV. Victor suffers a bank holiday traffic nightmare stuck in a jam - and so do Margaret and Jean!
6pm
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Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 4 - Harry Hill's Little CrackerIt's all about that father-(puppet)son bond in a short inspired, written and directed by Harry Hill.
6:15pm
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Carry On Camping
Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw play a pair of likely lads who try to take their prudish girlfriends to a nudist holiday camp.
6:15pm15 min
15 Minute Musical
Series 7, Episode 2 - Brian ElliottA boy, Brian Cox, dreams of being a scientist but has to be a keyboard player in a pop band like his father and his father before him.
6:30pm30 min
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 4, Episode 5 - CorbyMark performs at The Corby Cube in Corby, Northamptonshire, where he uncovers an unlikely town rivalry, the extraordinary story behind a baffling accent and the truth behind the trouser press rumours.
7pm
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Mr. Bean
The Best Of Mr. Bean: A collection of some of the funniest moments from clumsy old Mr Bean as he attempts to do everyday things with calamitous results. Featuring unseen footage from the show.
7pm
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Morecambe & Wise: Song & Dance
Documentary in which Penelope Keith looks at Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's passion for music.
7pm
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The Goon Show
The Sinking of Westminster Pier: Neddie hunts oysters in the Thames.
7:30pm
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Tim Vine Live: So I Said To This Bloke
Live stand-up from Tim Vine, recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre in 2008.
7:30pm
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I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 7Making movie news this week, The Lone Hydrangea and The Sound of Monks.
8pm
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Legends Of British Comedy
A selection of three programmes looking back some great British comedians.
8pm
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
8pm
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Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
8pm
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Carry On Up The Jungle
The Carry On gang are joined by Frankie Howerd as they set off on an exotic jungle expedition. They encounter an all-female tribe and a sex-crazed gorilla.
8pm60 min
Blackpool Big Night Out
Documentary exploring the comedy and entertainment heritage of Blackpool.
8pm60 min
Spy
Series 2, Christmas Special - Codename: Show StopperWhile Marcus's Christmas party plans spark a strike among his friends, Portis is more than peeved when he finds out about Tim's feelings for Caitlin...
8:30pm
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
8:30pm
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Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 11 - Johnny Vegas' Little CrackerSanta's suit needs last-minute filling in a short inspired, written and directed by Johnny Vegas.
8:45pm
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Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2010, Episode 1 - Victoria Wood's Little CrackerFor eight-year-old Eunice, this Christmas is going to be different. This year it's just her and her dad, and there's little festive spirit to be found.
9pm60 min
The Nick Helm Christmas Spectacular
Nick Helm hosts a festive musical comedy special for Radio 1.
9pm
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Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Christmas SpecialWith lots of Christmas-themed questions and a sprinkling of tinsel, 8 Out Of 10 Cats celebrates the season of goodwill in true festive style. Guests up for yuletide fun include Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson.
9pm
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Johnny Vegas Live At The Benidorm Palace
TV broadcast of Johnny Vegas performing his own innimitable form of stand-up in front of a sell-out crowd at the popular tourist resort in Spain.
9pm30 min
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 1 - It Was PanningPenny is threatening to cancel Miranda's Christmas if she doesn't sort her life out...
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
9pm60 min
Mike Yarwood: So This Is Him!
Radio 2 documentary in which Rory Bremner looks at the life and career of impressionist Mike Yarwood.
9pm30 min
Spy
Series 2, Documentary - Behind The ScenesFind out what goes into the making of the sharp sleuth sitcom starring Darren Boyd and Robert Lindsay.
9:30pm30 min
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Christmas 2012, Christmas Special - The Virgin MammyWith Christmas finally over, most mothers would seize the chance to relax - but not Agnes Brown. After getting permission from the Bishop to stage her Nativity Play, Agnes has now finished her script and rehearsals are in full swing.
9:30pm
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Little Crackers
A selection of episodes from the third series of festive comedy.
9:45pm
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The Inbetweeners
The Top 10 Moments.
9:55pm
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Follow That Camel
Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.
10pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Christmas SpecialChart toppers JLS join Alan on the sofa along with ex-Dragons' Den star Hilary Devey, who chats to Alan about her two new programmes for Channel 4, and David Walliams who drops by to talk about Christmas. With house band McFly.
10pm
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Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Christmas SpecialPauline wishes Charlie wasn't there, Lisa's not happy with her present from Dan and there's a disaster at Bianca's... will it be a Christmas to remember?
10pm55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 5Masterchef's John Torode and Gregg Wallace become HIGNFY's first co-hosts. Guest panellists are Richard Herring and Samira Ahmed.
10pm
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Mark Steel's In Town
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ottery St. MaryMark performs at the King's School in Ottery St. Mary, Devon, to discuss Coleridge's embarrassing childhood, pixies, and what happens when you put 5000 people in a square with a lit tar barrel.
10:20pm
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Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
10:30pm
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Dirk Gently
Episode 1 - PilotDirk Gently, a detective who believes in the fundermental interconnectness of all things, is called upon by pensioner Ruth to help solve the apparently simple and harmless disappearance of her cat. However, when Dirk spots old university friend Richard MacDuff breaking into the house next door he refuses to put the meeting down to mere coincidence.
10:30pm
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Him & Her
Series 3, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, which means a dodgily-cooked turkey for two and a family gathering - by webcam.
10:30pm
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Gus Murdoch's Sacred Cows
Episode 2 - Bank HolidaysGus examines Bank Holidays and whether or not they are a good thing.
10:45pm
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - StarboundA tramp takes up residence in the Meldrews' garden shed. Patrick is shocked when his new boss announces that she has recently hired Victor as her gardener, and Nick Swainey's mother claims she's being abducted by aliens every night.
10:45pm
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Jelly Mountain
Episode 3: A visit to the circus heralds arcane amusements.
10:55pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 4Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back on another week's news with guests Alun Cochrane, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
11pm
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Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music
Episode 3, Excess: The Now Show stalwart investigates trappings of the rock and pop lifestyle.
11:30pm
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If You're So Clever, Why Aren't You Rich?
Episode 3.2, Riot Grrrl!: The three London flatmates Judith, David and Giles enter a writing competition.
11:35pm
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11:40pm
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Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
11:45pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Christmas SpecialJoining Keith Lemon, Rufus Hound, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton for this special festive edition of Celebrity Juice are reality TV star Amy Childs, comedian and host of Take Me Out, Paddy McGuinness and Coronation Street's most bang tidy resident, Michelle Keegan.
11:50pm
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Christmas Lights
Comedy drama starring Robson Green and Mark Benton which shows what can happen when families forget what the festive season is really about.
12:05am
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
12:10am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 5Masterchef's John Torode and Gregg Wallace become HIGNFY's first co-hosts. Guest panellists are Richard Herring and Samira Ahmed.
12:45am
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Lemon La Vida Loca
A repeat run of the entire first series of the mockumentary show.
12:55am
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Tim Vine Live: So I Said To This Bloke
Live stand-up from Tim Vine, recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre in 2008.
1:10am
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Father Ted
A selection of three episodes from Channel 4's most successful sitcom.
1:10am
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Argumental
Series 2, Highlights SpecialSpecial 'best of' edition of the hilariously heated debate show. Sean Lock tackles tattoos and Frankie Boyle considers class, as chair John Sergeant attempts to keep order.
1:30am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 4 - New Best FriendPatsy finds herself displaced as Edina tidies the house in preparation for old friends Bettina and Max, renowned for their minamilist design concepts, to come and stay.
1:30am
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Rising Damp
Series 2, Christmas Special - For The Man Who Has EverythingRigsby's hopes for a quiet Christmas alone crumble when his tenants begin arriving back at the house unexpectedly. The solitude wasn't quite as fun as he'd expected though!
2am
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Sitcom Does...
Episode 3 - Sitcom Does Friends With Neil MorrisseyNeil Morrissey charts the ups and downs of friendship as seen in the best sitcoms, recalling the matey mishaps of The Likely Lads, Men Behaving Badly and more.
2am
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Some Girls
The first three episodes of the sitcom about a group of 16-year-old girls who play on the same football team.
2am
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Winston
Winston, Episode 5 - Whacko Jolly DeeThe wily poacher's plans for a life of bliss with Nancy hit a snag.
2:20am
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Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 5, Episode 2In show two, Vic Reeves, Tulisa and Emma Bunton flaunt their general knowledge with the aim of claiming the top spot on the leader board and avoid singing out the show.
3:05am40 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 6Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy join Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to delve into the world of polls.
3:25am
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 5Mateo tries to get back with his old flame, Kelly. Unfortunately Kelly's mother Sylvia is in town and she doesn't suffer fools gladly.
3:30am
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Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 2The jokers push boundaries when they offer free massages, feel awkward as they try to steal food off plates in a restaurant and risk ridicule as they try to join strangers' conversations.
3:50am
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 6Janice and Mick try to make Madge and Mel have second thoughts about their wedding - but Janice says the wrong thing to Madge and she and Mel snub The Garveys.
5am
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What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves, Episode 3 - Bartholomew, Blackmail And Barefaced LiesBertie Wooster is landed in a pickle over an expensive statue.
5:30am
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One Foot In The Grave
Episode 4 - The Beast In The CageEpisode adapted from TV. Victor suffers a bank holiday traffic nightmare stuck in a jam - and so do Margaret and Jean!