Schedule Thursday 13th December 2012
6:30pm
(repeat)
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 2The team are horrified that the media have been invited to one of Malcolm's citizenship sessions. Plus, Anita's got problems with childcare and Luke is having a 'quarter life' crisis.
6:55pm
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Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
7:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
9pm30 min
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 2The inexperienced younger doctor is forced to carry out the operation of his career. His older self does little to ease his nerves.
9pm30 min
Sexxx
Episode 4 - VigilLocal feminist Nadine Moss start a campaign against Sexxx in an attempt to save Soho from the adult industry, but it turns out she's not quite as squeaky clean as she'd have everyone believe.
9pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Gary In LoveFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
9pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.
9pm30 min
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 4 - Caroline Quentin's Little CrackerYoung Kitty has the starring role in her ballet school's Christmas production of The Nutcracker and she wants more than anything for her mum to be in the audience.
9:30pm30 min
Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 5The Jokers face a focus group to present their autobiography that's been written by the other jokers, they force each other to perform bizarre tasks during a photo shoot and risk more than embarrassment by repeatedly crashing a remote control car into members of the public.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 3 - Tommy Tiernan's Little CrackerLittle Tommy Tiernan's parents are going through a rough patch and, after speaking to a therapist, his dad has been advised to unleash his inner canine and bark his stresses out.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
10pm
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - StarboundA tramp takes up residence in the Meldrews' garden shed. Patrick is shocked when his new boss announces that she has recently hired Victor as her gardener, and Nick Swainey's mother claims she's being abducted by aliens every night.
10pm
(repeat)
Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience
Rhod Gilbert faces the daunting challenge of performing as a woman in front of a large audience. First shown on BBC Wales.
10pm60 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Highlights Special - A Juicemas Carol - Chapter OneSpecial Christmas edition, featuring highlights from the seventh series of Keith Lemon's hilarious comedy panel show.
10pm
(repeat)
Spy
Series 2, Episode 8 - Codename: Double OhAfter discovering he has an apparent-genius MI5 body double, Tim agrees to compete for custody of Marcus. Moritz, meanwhile, is asking for trouble when, crossing all sorts of lines, he tries to woo a hostage's anxious girlfriend.
10:20pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11pm
(repeat)
The Simon Day Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Geoffrey AllertonThe Mallard Theatre is visited by acclaimed Yorkshire poet Geoffrey Allerton, who reads poems and excerpts from his recent memoir and struggles to get served a hot meal.
11:05pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Sitcom Does...
Episode 2 - Sitcom Does Romance With Joanna PageJoanna Page delves into the world of sitcom romance, taking in lovable comedy couplings from Only Fools And Horses, The Office and Gavin & Stacey. Lush!
11:20pm
(repeat)
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem. There's an in-depth documentary about documentaries, and a very angry discussion about christenings. Meanwhile, David and Rob look for a sensitve new way to end their sketch show, just to prove they have depth.
11:30pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 7A familiar face is welcomed back into the fold this week. Alongside Olympic champion and Strictly hopeful Victoria Pendleton and funny lady Sarah Millican, former Red John Bishop makes a triumphant return.
Midnight
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.