Schedule Thursday 13th December 2012
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 3It's cold, the heating's off, and Diana's in no mood for tolerance or sociability whatsoever. Tired of her lot, she heads out to town in search of a job, with Tom closely in tow.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 3, Episode 4 - Anniversary WaltzAfter Robin's near-death experience, Wendy decides she really wants a child. So she and Robin apply to adopt.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 1Chief registrar Malcolm is a stickler for rules and regulations in a Local Authority Register Office, where the staff deal with the three greatest events in anybody's life.
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 4Having become unadvisedly engaged at a local hunt ball, Harvey welcomes a new guest for a short stay at Bayview - his mother.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
Parsley Sidings
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ExcursionHorace Hepplewhite continues to try and prevent his beloved railway station from being closed down.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
Take It From Here
A butler's upstairs wrangles and Eth finally gets a ring on her finger in 'The Glums'.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
Unnatural Acts
Episode 2.3, April Fool: A slew of April Fool pranks in the Hardy household escalates into a terrorist threat.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 8 - BridesmaidamundoWhen Sadie interferes in her aunt's wedding, she discovers an uncomfortable truth from the past.
Just A Minute
Episode 41.1: Petit pois and old dogs. Nicholas Parsons welcomes Paul Merton, Julian Clary, Tony Hawks and Clement Freud star in this edition which won the Sony Radio Academy Gold in 2003.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Party's OverRobin, Chrissy and Larry are planning a small party, but Mr Roper's dead against it. When he decides to take action to force a halt to the celebrations, Mildred packs her suitcase and leaves!
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 1 - Janey's ChoiceKenzo's father is back on the scene. This is fine by Ben, but Susan has other ideas. And does anyone care what Janey thinks?
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 12 - Environ-MentalThe Pilbury Post is running an environmental campaign and makes Digby its eco-warrior.
ChuckleVision
Series 21, Episode 5 - Dishing Up TroublePaul and Barry put an aerial onto No Slacking's house. When it breaks, they have to provide their own home grown entertainment.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Getting Sam HomeIn answer to his one last request, Compo, Clegg and Foggy reluctantly sneak Sam out of his invalid bed for a final frolic with the not so young as she used to be Lily-Bless-Her. Then - with an unthinking lack of gratitude and a smile on his face - Sam drops them right in it by becoming far more trouble dead than alive...
My Family
Series 10, Christmas Special - Mary ChristmasOne young girl seems set to have a particularly un-merry Christmas, while Ben looks upon the new year as a chance to renew an old battle with his next-door neighbour.
Parsley Sidings
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ExcursionHorace Hepplewhite continues to try and prevent his beloved railway station from being closed down.
Take It From Here
A butler's upstairs wrangles and Eth finally gets a ring on her finger in 'The Glums'.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 8 - BridesmaidamundoWhen Sadie interferes in her aunt's wedding, she discovers an uncomfortable truth from the past.
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 9 - Lenny The HeroLenny feels he is being overlooked at the hotel, until news anchorman Ed Flaxman arrives at the hotel and turns him into a tabloid sensation.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 4 - Spring LambA reluctant Timmy tries to avoid bath time and in trying to escape he gets a spring attached to his tail. It's up to the flock to catch the bouncing baby sheep and return him to the tub before he destroys the farm.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Barbara
Series 1, Episode 6 - ScatteringBarbara drags the whole family across the county in order to scatter her recently deceased mother, Gladys's, ashes. Half-way up a mountain turns out, surprisingly, not to be the best place to go into labour...
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Christmas Special - A Musical Passing For A Miserable MuscroftIn a seasonal special marking the return to the show of Kathy Staff and Norman Wisdom, Billy Ingleton restores a fairground organ.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 1 - Janey's ChoiceKenzo's father is back on the scene. This is fine by Ben, but Susan has other ideas. And does anyone care what Janey thinks?
King Street Junior
Series 7, Episode 5 - Horses for CoursesThere's been a burglary and it's interview day for Mr. Holliday's job, with Miss Lewis and Mr. Long among those wanting to become King Street Junior's new Deputy Head.
Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 2 - One More For The PotThe lease is up on the flat, and George has a rent increase in mind should the trio wish to renew. The only solution they can think of is to look for a fourth flatmate to split the bills with.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 3, Episode 4 - Anniversary WaltzAfter Robin's near-death experience, Wendy decides she really wants a child. So she and Robin apply to adopt.
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
My Family
Series 10, Christmas Special - Mary ChristmasOne young girl seems set to have a particularly un-merry Christmas, while Ben looks upon the new year as a chance to renew an old battle with his next-door neighbour.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 2The team are horrified that the media have been invited to one of Malcolm's citizenship sessions. Plus, Anita's got problems with childcare and Luke is having a 'quarter life' crisis.
Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
Parsley Sidings
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ExcursionHorace Hepplewhite continues to try and prevent his beloved railway station from being closed down.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
Take It From Here
A butler's upstairs wrangles and Eth finally gets a ring on her finger in 'The Glums'.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 2The inexperienced younger doctor is forced to carry out the operation of his career. His older self does little to ease his nerves.
Sexxx
Episode 4 - VigilLocal feminist Nadine Moss start a campaign against Sexxx in an attempt to save Soho from the adult industry, but it turns out she's not quite as squeaky clean as she'd have everyone believe.
Men Behaving Badly
Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Gary In LoveFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross NobleJack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 4 - Caroline Quentin's Little CrackerYoung Kitty has the starring role in her ballet school's Christmas production of The Nutcracker and she wants more than anything for her mum to be in the audience.
Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 5The Jokers face a focus group to present their autobiography that's been written by the other jokers, they force each other to perform bizarre tasks during a photo shoot and risk more than embarrassment by repeatedly crashing a remote control car into members of the public.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 3 - Tommy Tiernan's Little CrackerLittle Tommy Tiernan's parents are going through a rough patch and, after speaking to a therapist, his dad has been advised to unleash his inner canine and bark his stresses out.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - StarboundA tramp takes up residence in the Meldrews' garden shed. Patrick is shocked when his new boss announces that she has recently hired Victor as her gardener, and Nick Swainey's mother claims she's being abducted by aliens every night.
Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
Him & Her
Series 3, Episode 5 - The First DateAbout a year ago, Steve and Becky's first date. Becky has come round before heading out for a coffee and Steve is desperate to impress her.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience
Rhod Gilbert faces the daunting challenge of performing as a woman in front of a large audience. First shown on BBC Wales.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 1Chief registrar Malcolm is a stickler for rules and regulations in a Local Authority Register Office, where the staff deal with the three greatest events in anybody's life.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Highlights Special - A Juicemas Carol - Chapter OneSpecial Christmas edition, featuring highlights from the seventh series of Keith Lemon's hilarious comedy panel show.
Spy
Series 2, Episode 8 - Codename: Double OhAfter discovering he has an apparent-genius MI5 body double, Tim agrees to compete for custody of Marcus. Moritz, meanwhile, is asking for trouble when, crossing all sorts of lines, he tries to woo a hostage's anxious girlfriend.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 1 - CourageMark Watson turns his wit to the subject of virtue, with stand-up comedy on courage. Assistants Tim Key and Tom Basden provide poems, songs and feats of cowardice.
The Simon Day Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Geoffrey AllertonThe Mallard Theatre is visited by acclaimed Yorkshire poet Geoffrey Allerton, who reads poems and excerpts from his recent memoir and struggles to get served a hot meal.
The Atkinson People
Episode 2, Sir Benjamin Fletcher: Rowan Atkinson's satirical investigation into the life of the fictional master orator.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
Sitcom Does...
Episode 2 - Sitcom Does Romance With Joanna PageJoanna Page delves into the world of sitcom romance, taking in lovable comedy couplings from Only Fools And Horses, The Office and Gavin & Stacey. Lush!
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem. There's an in-depth documentary about documentaries, and a very angry discussion about christenings. Meanwhile, David and Rob look for a sensitve new way to end their sketch show, just to prove they have depth.
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 7A familiar face is welcomed back into the fold this week. Alongside Olympic champion and Strictly hopeful Victoria Pendleton and funny lady Sarah Millican, former Red John Bishop makes a triumphant return.
The Taped Recorded Highlights Of A Humble Bee
Episode 6, 'The Pandeban' and 'Feeling Iffy': A hapless, jazz-loving insect's audio diary of his mainly uneventful life.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 2The inexperienced younger doctor is forced to carry out the operation of his career. His older self does little to ease his nerves.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 5 - ExaminationLucy finds herself working on a Government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he wasn't expecting.
Show Me The Funny
Episode 4 - HospitalThis week, the remaining seven comedians try to get the hang of hospital humour.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 1 - Down And Out In Kentish TownTom's outraged when Linda reveals that she has turned their garden into a campsite. The residents are hardly normal holidaymakers, however - specifically the hardest screw from Linda's old Borstal, Miss Twitch, and her peculiar young male companion, the bearded, bedraggled Si.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
Men Behaving Badly
Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Gary In LoveFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 5The Jokers face a focus group to present their autobiography that's been written by the other jokers, they force each other to perform bizarre tasks during a photo shoot and risk more than embarrassment by repeatedly crashing a remote control car into members of the public.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 6Here, Jack's hilarious set takes in trouble with builders, and his fear of burglars.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 6There's an audience with the Minogues, what's inside Simon Cowell's Warehouse, DCI Gene Hunt meets Robin Hood, and John Barrowman debuts in Bad Jobs For Celebrities. There's also Paris Hilton, The One Show, Top Gear and Ray Mears, plus Eamonn Holmes wreaks havoc on the Chelsea Flower Show.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 12Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including a questionnaire, organ donation and slippers.
Sitcom Does...
Episode 2 - Sitcom Does Romance With Joanna PageJoanna Page delves into the world of sitcom romance, taking in lovable comedy couplings from Only Fools And Horses, The Office and Gavin & Stacey. Lush!
Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 6Saz is determined to lose her virginity and sets about finding the ideal boy and the ideal location with the help of her friends. It becomes apparent that not everyone has been telling the truth about their sex life.
Unnatural Acts
Episode 2.3, April Fool: A slew of April Fool pranks in the Hardy household escalates into a terrorist threat.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lollipop Man ComethTom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.
Him & Her
Series 3, Episode 5 - The First DateAbout a year ago, Steve and Becky's first date. Becky has come round before heading out for a coffee and Steve is desperate to impress her.
Just A Minute
Episode 41.1: Petit pois and old dogs. Nicholas Parsons welcomes Paul Merton, Julian Clary, Tony Hawks and Clement Freud star in this edition which won the Sony Radio Academy Gold in 2003.
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Red DoorWhat is behind the mysterious red door in the I.T. department? What has happened to Moss's new mug? Why is Roy in danger of becoming known as a 'desk rabbit'? And what is the secret behind top executive Richmond Avenal's fall from grace?
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
King Street Junior
Series 7, Episode 5 - Horses for CoursesThere's been a burglary and it's interview day for Mr. Holliday's job, with Miss Lewis and Mr. Long among those wanting to become King Street Junior's new Deputy Head.
Beachcomber... By The Way
Series 3, Episode 5In a hirsute edition, we present The Case of the False Beard.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 3, Episode 4 - Anniversary WaltzAfter Robin's near-death experience, Wendy decides she really wants a child. So she and Robin apply to adopt.