Schedule Monday 10th December 2012
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 5 - BoatMr. Brown's purchased a brand new boat and Eric talks his way aboard. It immediately turns out to be quite the aged wreck.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 58, Episode 4A return visit to Birmingham for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, plus Jeremy Hardy on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 1After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 7Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution, and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in WW2.
Round The Horne
Episode 1: Kenneth Horne's debut show featuring the BBC's Backroom Boys and The Clissold Saga.
Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
Flying The Flag
Episode 3.4, Chicago Clarion: The shady lawyer edits a newspaper in Chicago.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mayor Of LondonElected Mayor Of London, Milton plays Twister at the UN, hosts the Olympics and floods Wandsworth.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 5 - BlackmailamundoAshlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 2.5: Will Ken and Sandy's plan to use a lion to advertise Leo cosmetics be a roaring success?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love And Let LoveTwo's company but three's a crowd, as the old saying goes. And so it proves to be the case when first Chrissy, and then Robin, hope to have some privacy in the flat for the evening!
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 9 - Magnetic AttractionThe local police force launches a new Robot Cop to man the streets of Pilbury.
ChuckleVision
Series 21, Episode 2 - Top Of The CopsPaul and Barry become PCSO's. They compete for the Cadet of the Week trophy, though after locking their superior officer out of his own house and then arresting him their chances of winning seem slim. However, if their efforts to stop a fake crime they inadvertently manage to uncover a real one.
Jeeves In Manhattan
Episode 1, The Artistic Career of Corky: In a one-man tour de force, Martin Jarvis performs one of PG Wodehouse's celebrated 'New York' stories for a packed audience at the 2010 Cheltenham Festival of Literature.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
Round The Horne
Episode 1: Kenneth Horne's debut show featuring the BBC's Backroom Boys and The Clissold Saga.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
Flying The Flag
Episode 3.4, Chicago Clarion: The shady lawyer edits a newspaper in Chicago.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 5 - BlackmailamundoAshlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 6 - Seance In A Wet Reg And Bone YardAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 3 - Football FeverEngland's star footballer Dwayne Looney checks in to Hotel Trubble and refuses to play in England's crucial game... only Sally can save the day!
Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 7 - Who's That Talking To Lenny?Gullible Lenny has heard a voice from above. Can his friends ensure he is set up for receiving further communications?
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Barbara
Series 1, Episode 3 - AmourTed befriends a group of youths who he goes out drinking and socialising with; Barbara is left to ensue war with builders across the road, whilst Jean's relationship looks like it could be over.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 7, Episode 4 - Brain ScienceWith Jo Brand, Sophie Scott, Brian Butterworth.
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 3 - CouplesA young honeymoon couple find themselves offered marital advice from some unlikely sources - the Pearce's and the Cochran's.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 6, All Aboard: There's mutiny in the air as Tommy and Sheila set off on their cruise.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 5 - How Does Your Garden GrowWith their rent overdue, George talks Robin and Chrissy into clearing the garden. Chrissy decides to take a couple of the more attractive looking plant specimens indoors to brighten their flat, but Larry's got some alarming news for them - one's a cannabis plant!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 6 - Seance In A Wet Reg And Bone YardAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 58, Episode 5A visit to the Charter Theatre in Preston for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden plus Lancashire-born Victoria Wood on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
Red Dwarf
Better Than Life, Episode 6: Rimmer and Cat mount a rescue mission and find an old man. Could a black hole answer all their problems?
The Good Life
Christmas Special - Silly, But It's Fun....When the Leadbetter Christmas is cancelled, Tom and Barbara save the day by inviting them over for a self-sufficient Christmas that cost only 15p.
Round The Horne
Episode 1: Kenneth Horne's debut show featuring the BBC's Backroom Boys and The Clissold Saga.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 7 - Who's That Talking To Lenny?Gullible Lenny has heard a voice from above. Can his friends ensure he is set up for receiving further communications?
Flying The Flag
Episode 3.4, Chicago Clarion: The shady lawyer edits a newspaper in Chicago.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 7Jack Dee hosts as Frank Skinner, Rich Hall and Zoe Lyons expose the secrets of the Front Row contestants in a bid to gain as many laughs as possible.
Jongleurs Live!
Episode 3This week, Patrick Monahan introduces Dean Baptiste and Sean Collins, Andrew Watts and Matt Reed, plus Kate Lucas and her guitar.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Christmas SpecialAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert hosts tonight's edition of satirical panel game. Featuring guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Louise Bagshawe MP.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2012, Episode 1 - Joanna Lumley's Little CrackerNineteen-year-old Joanna Lumley is still finding her feet in the competitive world of modelling.
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Turgid + MilkshakeAlong with new 'banter jockey' sidekick Zoe Scott, Alan is joined in the studio by agony aunt Polly Maplin. He later opens up to Zoe about his father, and sports a rather fetching raspberry pink jacket.
Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 5Limmy's addiction to gaming really gets in the way of the show, and something weird keeps happening to his Facebook photos.
The Vicar Of Dibley
2004/2005 Specials, New Year Special - Happy New YearGeraldine's 40th birthday is approaching, and she's determined that she doesn't want any celebration. Her friends, however, are determined to make the occasion somehow, and detecting how lonely she appears at times, contribute £1.50 each for a ticket to a speed-dating evening...
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Stand-Up Highlights SpecialRussell Howard offers up a special episode of stand-up from all the rising stars of comedy who featured in the current series, with performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 58, Episode 4A return visit to Birmingham for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, plus Jeremy Hardy on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mayor Of LondonElected Mayor Of London, Milton plays Twister at the UN, hosts the Olympics and floods Wandsworth.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 8Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists Susan Calman and Janet Street-Porter.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 2Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for another edition. David is joined by Robert Webb and Terry Wogan, and Lee is joined by Katy Wix and Kevin Bridges.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Full English
Episode 5 - Edgar, InterruptedAfter getting slightly annoyed at work, Edgar is committed to a mental home by Ken.
A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 1, Episode 1A doctor finds his old diary while answering to the authorities about self-prescribing morphine. He has a series of comic exchanges with his young and inexperienced self, mocking him for his youthful looks and guiding him through his early difficulties on the job.
The Now Show
Series 38, Episode 5Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches. With Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn and special guest Holly Walsh.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 12 - Michael McIntyre, Keith Lemon, Will.i.amAlan is joined in the studio by top funny man Michael McIntyre who tells Alan all about his latest stand-up DVD; while Celebrity Juice host Keith Lemon spills the beans about his new autobiography, Being Keith; and The Voice judge and Black Eye Peas star Will.i.am pops in for a chat.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 5 - ManchesterIn this edition Frank is in Manchester, where he is joined by Karen Taylor and Jason Manford.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 12 - Michael McIntyre, Keith Lemon, Will.i.amAlan is joined in the studio by top funny man Michael McIntyre who tells Alan all about his latest stand-up DVD; while Celebrity Juice host Keith Lemon spills the beans about his new autobiography, Being Keith; and The Voice judge and Black Eye Peas star Will.i.am pops in for a chat.
On Baby Street
Episode 2.5: A year has passed since the births, so exactly how has life changed?
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
Submarine
Richard Ayoade's directorial debut. A comic coming-of-age drama about a teenager.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert hosts tonight's edition of satirical panel game. Featuring guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Louise Bagshawe MP.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 4Gingers For Justice take to the rooftops, Lauren causes trouble in science class and The Aga Saga Woman and her children are terrified when a mechanic brings over a courtesy car whilst her Land Rover is being repaired.
Red Dwarf
Better Than Life, Episode 6: Rimmer and Cat mount a rescue mission and find an old man. Could a black hole answer all their problems?
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 5Nan appears on Paul O'Grady's teatime show and broadcasts her horrible views to the nation. The Aga Saga Woman takes a wrong turn into Tottenham and Lauren refuses to speak French for a French oral exam.
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 6It's Melanie's 21st birthday party and "Jumping Joe's Krazy Roadshow" is in full swing. Phil and Nige take the opportunity to try out their new business venture and Tommy eagerly eyes up the buffet.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
Show Me The Funny
Episode 1 - LiverpoolJason Manford hosts this new stand-up comedy competition. The 10 hopefuls travel to Liverpool to write five minutes of new material to perform in front of an all-female audience. Liverpool legend Jimmy Tarbuck joins judges Alan Davies and Kate Copstick.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 2Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for another edition. David is joined by Robert Webb and Terry Wogan, and Lee is joined by Katy Wix and Kevin Bridges.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 7Jack Dee hosts as Frank Skinner, Rich Hall and Zoe Lyons expose the secrets of the Front Row contestants in a bid to gain as many laughs as possible.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mayor Of LondonElected Mayor Of London, Milton plays Twister at the UN, hosts the Olympics and floods Wandsworth.
Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 5 - HolidayAs Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 6It's Melanie's 21st birthday party and "Jumping Joe's Krazy Roadshow" is in full swing. Phil and Nige take the opportunity to try out their new business venture and Tommy eagerly eyes up the buffet.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Stand-Up Highlights SpecialRussell Howard offers up a special episode of stand-up from all the rising stars of comedy who featured in the current series, with performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin WarMark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 2.5: Will Ken and Sandy's plan to use a lion to advertise Leo cosmetics be a roaring success?
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Love BunkerSimon, Dobby's ex-boyfriend, invites Mark, Dobby, Jeremy and Superhans to join him and his friends for a paintballing weekend. Mark is convinced that Simon is using the weekend as a cover to get back with Dobby, and Jeremy is convinced he can life coach Neil, Simon's best friend.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 6, All Aboard: There's mutiny in the air as Tommy and Sheila set off on their cruise.