Schedule Wednesday 14th November 2012
6am
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 12 - Let Sleeping Dogs LieAs the wedding approaches, Robert begins staying in the flat. Despite confining himself to the sofa, it's not long before both the girls' mothers have entirely the wrong idea. Sandra, meanwhile, is home-sitting a sick dog from the kennel.
6:30am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 4 - Bad MedicineSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
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The Alan Davies Show
Episode 4 - All You Can EatAlan and Murray visit the shopping centre to try out the Global Village Cafe. Kate is having the worst day of her life.
7:30am
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Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 4 - Trying To Avoid UnpleasantnessAt their modest little castle in Kent, Vera Sackcloth-Vest and her devoted husband Henry welcome a distinguished guest, the writer of very naughty books, Mr DH Lollipop.
7:35am
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 13 - And Then There Was OneIs Beryl's single life about to end? On the eve of her wedding, a suspicious phone call could throw a spanner in the works.
7:45am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 2There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.
8am
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Last Bus HomeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:15am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Insurance MoneySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8:30am
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I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 1The explosive Flying Wombat and insulted Italians.
9am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am
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Unnatural Acts
Episode 3.5, As Time Goes By: At Caroline's party the guests try not to mention the C word - Casablanca.
9:05am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
9:30am
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The Party Line
Series 2, Episode 2Duncan has to save his agent Roger from the wrath of an enraged husband with powerful connections.
9:40am
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To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
10am
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Barbara
Series 2, Episode 6 - FoxA breakdown leaves Ted - dressed as a giant fox - stranded in the countryside. Back at home Neil's got himself covered in whipped cream, Doreen's been imprisoned, and baby George is hospitalised.
10:20am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 6The annual mock-battle between the Cavaliers and the Roundheads is about to take place. Martin wants to be in charge of the Cavaliers, but Paul has been voted into the job. Instead, he leads the Roundheads and a direct duel with Paul!
10:30am
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Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 5 - Two Foot Two, Eyes Of BlueChrissy and Robin take Jo's place babysitting for a neighbour when she manages to double book herself, arranging a date on the same evening. Could romance finally blossom?
11am
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 10 - Dentist To The StarsOne of Britain's best-loved heartthrobs visits Ben's surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly unimpressed - at first. Soon the whole household is in turmoil - except for Michael - who's far too busy making money out of the film crew.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 5 - Who's Feeling Ejected Then?Seymour comes up with a car-safety device which will not only save lives, but make him rich and famous. With the help of Wesley and a specially made car chassis, the safety seat is tested and it is Compo who goes up in everyone's estimation.
11am
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Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
11am
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Hounded
Episode 4 - Look At The StarsCan Rufus save the world from an icy fate? And how on Earth is a tin of cat food from his Future Self going to help?
11:30am
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Mr And Mrs Smith
Episode 2 - Sally's BirthdayWill and Annabelle attend her mum's 60th birthday party, where Will makes an effort to get on with his straight-talking father-in-law John.
11:40am
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
11:40am
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12pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Last Bus HomeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
12:20pm
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Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
12:30pm
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I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 1The explosive Flying Wombat and insulted Italians.
12:35pm
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
1pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 4 - Dutch Art And Dutch CourageHandsome millionaire art collector, James Garrett, re-appears in Susan's life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 5 - Susan Of TroyMichael succeeds in placing the whole family on The Weakest Link, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
2:15pm
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Two Pipe Problems
Series 6, Episode 2 - I Love a LassieSandy decides to travel to Greenock on Clydeside to collect his Freedom of the City award. As he has no living relatives or close friends, he invites William to accompany him on condition he behaves himself.
2:15pm45 min
Two Pipe Problems
Series 6, Episode 2 - I Love a LassieSandy decides to travel to Greenock on Clydeside to collect his Freedom of the City award. As he has no living relatives or close friends, he invites William to accompany him on condition he behaves himself.
2:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
3pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:10pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 7 - Hair Today, Gone TomorrowThe farmer gets ready for a date and wants to look his best, so it's time to dust off his prized hairpiece. Shaun can't resist trying the wig on but loses it while showing off to the flock. The race is on as Shaun and Bitzer try to return the wig in time for the farmer's big night.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
3:40pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 6The annual mock-battle between the Cavaliers and the Roundheads is about to take place. Martin wants to be in charge of the Cavaliers, but Paul has been voted into the job. Instead, he leads the Roundheads and a direct duel with Paul!
4:20pm
(repeat)
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 7 - SistersJean is asked to provide some cover at the surgery, but her cheerful and informal approach to work does not impress Barbara. Meanwhile, Ted isn't getting on with the postman, Neil's having a rollercoaster romance with Linda's boss, and Martin's betting with Germans!
4:50pm
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
4:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
5pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 5, Episode 10 - Dentist To The StarsOne of Britain's best-loved heartthrobs visits Ben's surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly unimpressed - at first. Soon the whole household is in turmoil - except for Michael - who's far too busy making money out of the film crew.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 5 - Who's Feeling Ejected Then?Seymour comes up with a car-safety device which will not only save lives, but make him rich and famous. With the help of Wesley and a specially made car chassis, the safety seat is tested and it is Compo who goes up in everyone's estimation.
5pm
(repeat)
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 3, Pregnancy: A pregnancy scare sparks Bartholomew family chaos. Whose is expecting? And where will the baby sleep?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 6 - Carry Me Back To Old SouthamptonRobin fails his National Diploma in Catering and decides to move back home to Southampton and work for his dad.
5:30pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:30pm
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The Alan Davies Show
Episode 4 - All You Can EatAlan and Murray visit the shopping centre to try out the Global Village Cafe. Kate is having the worst day of her life.
5:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
5:40pm
(repeat)
6:15pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 11 - SweetsSince Jamie Oliver's push for healthy school meals, sweets have been banned at Elmsbury High. But someone's running an unofficial tuck shop selling crisps and chocolate - and Nathan is given the job of finding out who's behind it.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
6:30pm
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Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 5 - Gone FishingOn a fishing trip to Spiggy Lakes with long suffering friends, Sally, Geoffrey and Wilf, things start to go awry for Arthur when he 'finds' a rowing boat and sets out unaccompanied.
7pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 6 - One Of The BoysRoger's mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi. Meanwhile an old drinking mate from Ben's youth has changed much more than he had expected.
7pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 10Hosted by guest presenter Josh Groban, with panellists Charlie Baker, Tinchy Stryder, KT Tunstall and Michael Ball.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Last Bus HomeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
7:30pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 4, Episode 1The explosive Flying Wombat and insulted Italians.
7:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 7, Episode 7 - Abi Ever AfterIt's the day before Roger and Abi's wedding but, for this accident-prone couple, until the marriage is solemnised, anything can happen and probably will!
7:40pm
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8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
8:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
8:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 6 - The BeginningRed Dwarf is surrounded by a Simulant War Cruiser and its fleet of attack ships. Armed with only two forks and a pencil sharpener, the Dwarfers begin to wonder whether this is the beginning of the end. Only one man can save them. Unfortunately that man is Arnold J Rimmer.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
9pm
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Eric & Ernie
Episode 1 - Eric & ErnieSingle drama telling the story of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's formative years, from child stars to national treasures.
9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 4 - Driving Mr McLynnMartin is called to Louisa's new home after she has a dizzy spell while shifting furniture. Martin urges her to slow down, but is shocked to learn that Louisa has applied to be her school's headteacher again.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:30pm30 min
10pm60 min
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 4, Episode 1 - Al MurrayPub landlord Al Murray returns to his hometown, performing from Shepherd's Bush, London. With guest stand-ups Richard Herring and Andy Zaltzman[/z].
10pm45 min
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 7Movie star Danny Dyer and TV host Laura Whitmore join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
10pm
(repeat)
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 4 - Trying To Avoid UnpleasantnessAt their modest little castle in Kent, Vera Sackcloth-Vest and her devoted husband Henry welcome a distinguished guest, the writer of very naughty books, Mr DH Lollipop.
10pm30 min
Getting On
Series 3, Episode 5A few days have passed and the stormclouds have continued to gather. Damaris has gone, Megan is angry, Den is playing games and Mrs Dethick is back on the ward.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
10:30pm
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Just Plain Gardening
Episode 1, Four Budding Gardeners: Miss Bowermount welcomes four new girls to the school for lady gardeners.
10:35pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
10:45pm40 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
11pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
11pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 5 - Marcus Brigstocke and Rich HallJack Dee presents two guests this week, as Marcus Brigstocke muses on Britain's relationship with America, and Rich Hall demonstrates how Bill Gates defies gravity. Plus, Jack answers more text messages from the audience.
11pm
(repeat)
11pm15 min
Irish Micks And Legends
Series 1, Episode 3 - Deirdre Of SorrowsComic modern reworkings of popular ancient Irish stories, with Yasmine Akram and Aisling Bea.
11pm
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The Hare Lane Diaries
Episode 3: Jessica's dinner party puts Rex's social skills to the test with both man and beast.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 2, Episode 10Jimmy Carr and businessman Theo Paphitis join Redknapp, Flintoff, Bishop and Thompson in this final fixture.
11:05pm
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Switch
Episode 5Grace and Gerry's relationship seems to be blooming nicely. Having just split up with Gerry herself, Jude is feeling weird about this.
11:15pm15 min
Living With Mother
Series 2, Episode 3 - Sandy BelleApparently you're only allowed to live in your beach chalet for the summer months but Pip and Tilly (Alison Steadman and Tom Goodman-Hill) are broke and decide to stay in their Chalet, Sandy Belle, over winter.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Dee is joined by comedians Frank Skinner, Andrew Maxwell and Susan Calman as they ruthlessly plunder the lives of four more unfortunate contestants in search of funnies.
11:25pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
11:30pm
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Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 1, Episode 2An art discussion turns into Newsnight Review; we learn of poo loos in the office; rats are brought to Chingley Hall for the first time; and Carole has to make a presentation - but just ends up with clay tits.
11:30pm
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Trollied
Series 2, Episode 12Gavin assures Julie that he won't make another Lorraine-shaped mistake as the search for her replacement gets under way.
11:40pm
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Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 2Ken is laid up with the flu. The cops arrive to celebrate their successful drugs bust. Duffy is in no mood for celebrating and faces up to the prospect of single life, seeking solace in the bottom of his beer glass.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 10Hosted by guest presenter Josh Groban, with panellists Charlie Baker, Tinchy Stryder, KT Tunstall and Michael Ball.
Midnight
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 7 - Finger SniffingJonny makes a startling discovery about Corinthian's parentage, while Janet and Donna argue when they are both sure they will get the job managing the Archer.
12:05am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
12:15am
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 5Damian Lewis hosts, with guest panellists Nigel Farage MEP and Harry Shearer.
12:20am
(repeat)
Eric & Ernie
Episode 1 - Eric & ErnieSingle drama telling the story of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's formative years, from child stars to national treasures.
12:20am
(repeat)
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 1The hit comedy panel show is back. Joining Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson are rap artist Example, Hairy Biker Si King, former Strictly dancer Camilla Dallerup and EastEnder Linda Henry.
12:40am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
12:55am
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners Top Ten Moments: This one-hour special counts down the top ten moments - as voted for by the viewers - from all three series of The Inbetweeners.
1am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 4, Episode 1 - Al MurrayPub landlord Al Murray returns to his hometown, performing from Shepherd's Bush, London. With guest stand-ups Richard Herring and Andy Zaltzman[/z].
1:05am
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
1:15am
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 7Movie star Danny Dyer and TV host Laura Whitmore join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
1:30am
(repeat)
Getting On
Series 3, Episode 5A few days have passed and the stormclouds have continued to gather. Damaris has gone, Megan is angry, Den is playing games and Mrs Dethick is back on the ward.
1:50am
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 6 - QuantockingMark is worried that he's drifting apart from Sophie, so immediate action is called for: he must propose.
1:55am
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 6The Geography students go on a field trip, and Kingsley makes an official complaint when things don't go to plan.
2am
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
2am
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
2am
(repeat)
Unnatural Acts
Episode 3.5, As Time Goes By: At Caroline's party the guests try not to mention the C word - Casablanca.
2am
(repeat)
Misfits
Series 4, Episode 3Rudy and his down-beat doppelganger are forced to unite as they have to confront a long-forgotten face from their shared past.
2:15am
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 1 - Sophie's ParentsMark is now engaged to Sophie but is having crippling doubts. After being invited to spend Sophie's birthday weekend with her parents in the countryside he is desperate to impress them, but foolishly invites Jeremy to come along.
2:30am
(repeat)
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 2Ken is laid up with the flu. The cops arrive to celebrate their successful drugs bust. Duffy is in no mood for celebrating and faces up to the prospect of single life, seeking solace in the bottom of his beer glass.
2:30am
(repeat)
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Dee is joined by comedians Frank Skinner, Andrew Maxwell and Susan Calman as they ruthlessly plunder the lives of four more unfortunate contestants in search of funnies.
2:30am
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Party Line
Series 2, Episode 2Duncan has to save his agent Roger from the wrath of an enraged husband with powerful connections.
2:40am
(repeat)
Lee Evans Up Close
Phill Jupitus interviews Lee Evans as he undertakes his XL Tour 2005.
3am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 7Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
3:30am
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Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 2Amber's new boyfriend Ryan seems to have a mysterious secret, which the girls are determined to discover. Meanwhile, Holli's attempt to give her little brother a wonderful birthday present goes horribly wrong.
5am
(repeat)
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 3, Pregnancy: A pregnancy scare sparks Bartholomew family chaos. Whose is expecting? And where will the baby sleep?
5:30am
(repeat)
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 4 - All You Can EatAlan and Murray visit the shopping centre to try out the Global Village Cafe. Kate is having the worst day of her life.