Schedule Monday 12th November 2012
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 4 - Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lad?Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 6 - Meeting ThirtyJohn Lloyd and Jimmy Carr prepare for the final meeting of Gallery 5, with donations from inventor of the Ig Nobel Prize Marc Abrahams, comedian Sara Pascoe, and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the Moon.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bride Went That-A'WayAs her wedding day approaches, and between her mother's nagging and Sandra's theorising, Beryl disappears for a long walk around the city to think.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 12Ug and Grunt show us how to paint like a caveman, some silly WW2 codebreakers forget their own code, and Henry VIII challenges the King of France to a wrestlemania-style showdown!
Beyond Our Ken
The gang celebrate crime writer Agatha Twist's birthday and bring you passion among the tennis courts.
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Stay-At-Home HolidaySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.8, Robbery with Violence: Albert lies to Harold after breaking his porcelain.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 6 - The MusicalArthur decides to devise his own autobiographical musical tribute to himself, Count Arthur Strong: The Musical. Hoping to raise the money to take it into the West End, Arthur performs highlights of the show to an invited audience of potential investors. Will he raise the money he needs to make his dream come true?
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 2.1: All set for divorce and a new home, ad man Ken Handley gets a surprise at the agency.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 3When a valuable antique goes missing from Richard's display of china, suspicion falls upon Audrey - who appears to be suddenly splashing out on a number of home improvements at the Lodge.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 4 - ChristeningIt's Christening day for Matin and Linda's baby, but he's stuck - literally - at a supermarket. Back in the Liversidge household, his recently-divorced parents are giving Ted and Barbara more than a little cause for stress...
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 4After saving a drowning child, Martin has become a hero. He succeeds in boring everybody to death with his tale of heroism.
Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 3 - In Praise Of Older MenChrissy's really quite taken with her new, older boyfriend, Ian. Mrs. Roper's rather fond of him too - although she's better friends with his wife.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dried Dates And CodfanglersCompo discovers - too late - that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond is of great sentimental value to him - particularly relating to one Nora Batty. But Seymour is more interested in demonstrating his new voice-activated, electronic door-lock.
Hounded
Episode 2 - Rufus Versus RufusRufus finds himself face to face with a very familiar looking new enemy this week: Kung Fu Ninja Teddy Bears.
55 And Over
Episode 1Ray and Jane's marriage is rocked by some very bad singing and late-life crisis's take hold.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 7 - My Fair CharladySusan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well, much to the family's delight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
Beyond Our Ken
The gang celebrate crime writer Agatha Twist's birthday and bring you passion among the tennis courts.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of CharacterGodber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.8, Robbery with Violence: Albert lies to Harold after breaking his porcelain.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 5It's been six months since Vince and Penny's last meeting and their return engagement in a wine bar is witnessed by a dumbstruck Daphne. Gina is playing the wounded wife in front of Vince's parents and manipulating information to give to her solicitor for the divorce settlement. Meanwhile, Vince offers Penny's dad, Norman, a job in his new wine importing company.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 3When a valuable antique goes missing from Richard's display of china, suspicion falls upon Audrey - who appears to be suddenly splashing out on a number of home improvements at the Lodge.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 4After saving a drowning child, Martin has become a hero. He succeeds in boring everybody to death with his tale of heroism.
Barbara
Series 2, Episode 5 - TyresFollowing one outburst too many, Barbara receives an official warning about her behaviour at the surgery and resigns in protest. Meanwhile, Martin's inspired to move into investigative journalism - a vocation that does not exactly suit - and Brian nominates Ted as his 'phone a friend' when he gets a place on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.
Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 4 - El AstroFrazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dried Dates And CodfanglersCompo discovers - too late - that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond is of great sentimental value to him - particularly relating to one Nora Batty. But Seymour is more interested in demonstrating his new voice-activated, electronic door-lock.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2, Tommy Wants a Knighthood: The comeback duo's singer mounts his own campaign to be awarded an MBE.
Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Did You Ever Meet Rommel?It's the Ropers' 20th wedding anniversary, and with George unwilling to mark it of his own initiative, Chrissy invites the couple to dinner. Robin, however, has already invited a German course-mate.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 4 - Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lad?Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 7 - My Fair CharladySusan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well, much to the family's delight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of CharacterGodber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 58, Episode 1Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer are joined by guest Tony Hawks and Jack Dee in the chair.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 2 - Four Affairs And A FuneralA death in the dentist's chair is not very good for business, but, as Ben discovers, it isn't very good for your private life either.
Beyond Our Ken
The gang celebrate crime writer Agatha Twist's birthday and bring you passion among the tennis courts.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.8, Robbery with Violence: Albert lies to Harold after breaking his porcelain.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 3 - Once More With FeelingSusan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him. Ben's problem is that she also wants him to renew his vows with Susan.
Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 1 - Better The DevilSince Martin and Louisa both got cold feet on their wedding day, Louisa has left, and Martin has been finding life in Portwenn infuriating.
BBC New Comedy Award
2012, Special - Grand FinalPatrick Keilty hosts a live show from The Blackpool Grand Theatre, with six finalists competing to be crowned the winner: Matt Rees, Lucy Beaumont, Matthew Winning, Tommy Rowson, Sunil Patel and Pete Otway.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Dee is joined by comedians Frank Skinner, Andrew Maxwell and Susan Calman as they ruthlessly plunder the lives of four more unfortunate contestants in search of funnies.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
Submarine
Richard Ayoade's directorial debut. A comic coming-of-age drama about a teenager.
Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 2 - Uneasy Lies The HeadMartin struggles to deal with Louisa's news. But Louisa is adamant she does not want Martin involved.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 7Bill Bailey acts as tonight's guest host. Joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are guest panellists Armando Iannucci and Jack Whitehall.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 7 - I Don'tAlice and Mitch have finally decided to get married. There's only one problem...
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mustard + PepperAmid a mix of anecdotes, facts and tips, Alan and Simon ask listeners to vote for Norfolk's greatest person before indulging in a spot of wine tasting live on air.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 1Psychic medium Raymond Day brings a family together with info from beyond the grave, Jacqueline McCafferty gets competitive at a self-help group, and Dee Dee allows his curiosity about a parcel to get the better of him.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 6 - LeedsThe Leeds Grand Theatre hosts comedy from Ardal O'Hanlon, Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho & Sean Collins.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 8 - Jamie Oliver & Jimmy Doherty, Taylor Swift, The Wanted, The KillersAlan is joined on the sofa by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty who talk about their new Channel 4 show Food Fight Club, Taylor Swift talks about her new album, The Wanted discuss their new single, while The Killers perform their latest singe, Miss Atomic Bomb.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 7The IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade hosts the pop quiz. Ed Sheeran, Caroline Flack, Matthew Crosby and Noisettes singer Shingai Shoniwa also join the team for some pop-quiz antics.
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 1The first ever episode. Linda Smith is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Jeremy Hardy on his team.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 6 - Meeting ThirtyJohn Lloyd and Jimmy Carr prepare for the final meeting of Gallery 5, with donations from inventor of the Ig Nobel Prize Marc Abrahams, comedian Sara Pascoe, and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the Moon.
Switch
Episode 5Grace and Gerry's relationship seems to be blooming nicely. Having just split up with Gerry herself, Jude is feeling weird about this.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Five Go To RehabNew special in which the original characters parodied from Enid Blyton are revealed to have failed to live up to their ideals and been forced to confront the modern world.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 6 - The MusicalArthur decides to devise his own autobiographical musical tribute to himself, Count Arthur Strong: The Musical. Hoping to raise the money to take it into the West End, Arthur performs highlights of the show to an invited audience of potential investors. Will he raise the money he needs to make his dream come true?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
Full English
Episode 1 - Britain's Got BloodmonkeyEve decides to enter her band into Britain's Got Talent. They're not very good but a misunderstanding could see her propelled to the final. Meanwhile, an anniversary get-away for Edgar and Wendy has surprises in store.
The Now Show
Series 38, Episode 1Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches. With Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn and special guests Andi Osho and Tina C.
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 3Featuring appearances from actor and comedian Johnny Vegas, Sky Sports presenter Charlotte Jackson and former Spurs manager Harry Redknapp, no doubt looking forward to a bit of father-son time with Jamie.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 7The IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade hosts the pop quiz. Ed Sheeran, Caroline Flack, Matthew Crosby and Noisettes singer Shingai Shoniwa also join the team for some pop-quiz antics.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 1 - LondonComedian Frank Skinner hosts a new topical comedy series. This first edition comes from London with guests Miranda Hart and Al Murray.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - Watership AlanAlan gets in an udder state when he insults Norfolk's farmers on his radio show and makes a promotional film.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 8 - Jamie Oliver & Jimmy Doherty, Taylor Swift, The Wanted, The KillersAlan is joined on the sofa by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty who talk about their new Channel 4 show Food Fight Club, Taylor Swift talks about her new album, The Wanted discuss their new single, while The Killers perform their latest singe, Miss Atomic Bomb.
On Baby Street
Episode 2.1: The babies are born and the fun begins. Mother Nature introduces the latest arrivals.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 5Things go from bad to worse when Josie makes a catastrophic error of judgement. A chance encounter leads Oregon to fall for a sexy librarian, JP makes a 'local' friend, Vod falls in love, while Howard turns detective in a bid to catch an intruder.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 3 - Mummy CupboardGaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Janet tries talking dirty for a living and Louise is in for a shock when she finally meets her real parents.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 7Bill Bailey acts as tonight's guest host. Joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are guest panellists Armando Iannucci and Jack Whitehall.
The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners Top Ten Moments: This one-hour special counts down the top ten moments - as voted for by the viewers - from all three series of The Inbetweeners.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 10It's a big day for Mimi Maguire - it's her first wedding anniversary to Billy and they're going to renew their vows. Determined to make a fresh start, Mimi sets about throwing away memories of her past life with Paddy, but she alienates a furious Ruby with her comments about her dad.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 7Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 4 - CauliflowerDonna gives Gaz the answer to his marriage proposal. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Louise meets her real dad for the first time, but he is more interested in getting to know Jonny.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 7The IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade hosts the pop quiz. Ed Sheeran, Caroline Flack, Matthew Crosby and Noisettes singer Shingai Shoniwa also join the team for some pop-quiz antics.
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 1The first ever episode. Linda Smith is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Jeremy Hardy on his team.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - Basic AlanAlan is the only guest at the Linton Travel Tavern when the manager decides to close it for refurbishment, leaving Alan at a loose end with some tungsten-tipped screws.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Dee is joined by comedians Frank Skinner, Andrew Maxwell and Susan Calman as they ruthlessly plunder the lives of four more unfortunate contestants in search of funnies.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 1 - LondonComedian Frank Skinner hosts a new topical comedy series. This first edition comes from London with guests Miranda Hart and Al Murray.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 6 - The MusicalArthur decides to devise his own autobiographical musical tribute to himself, Count Arthur Strong: The Musical. Hoping to raise the money to take it into the West End, Arthur performs highlights of the show to an invited audience of potential investors. Will he raise the money he needs to make his dream come true?
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 8 - Jamie Oliver & Jimmy Doherty, Taylor Swift, The Wanted, The KillersAlan is joined on the sofa by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty who talk about their new Channel 4 show Food Fight Club, Taylor Swift talks about her new album, The Wanted discuss their new single, while The Killers perform their latest singe, Miss Atomic Bomb.
Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 5Things go from bad to worse when Josie makes a catastrophic error of judgement. A chance encounter leads Oregon to fall for a sexy librarian, JP makes a 'local' friend, Vod falls in love, while Howard turns detective in a bid to catch an intruder.
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 2.1: All set for divorce and a new home, ad man Ken Handley gets a surprise at the agency.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2, Tommy Wants a Knighthood: The comeback duo's singer mounts his own campaign to be awarded an MBE.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 4 - Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lad?Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.