Schedule Monday 29th October 2012
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Wanting ManWhile being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 4 - Meeting Twenty-EightJohn Lloyd and temporary curator Humphrey Ker invite screenwriter Frank Cottrell Boyce, actor/writer/magician Andy Nyman and anatomist Dr Alice Roberts to donate items to the museum.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 11 - The Driving TestSandra's boyfriend - who also happens to be the boss's son - is giving the pair driving lessons, but Beryl's struggling. Her boyfriend Johnny, however, is mad for cycling and his passion for the open road proves appealing to Sandra!
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Haggis Strikes BackWhen Eddie teaches Haggis to be more assertive, things soon gets out of hand as the furry giant starts to throw his weight. Meanwhile Fiend is reduced to a gibbering wreck, now that Haggis has taken his role as the bossy monster.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne leads a Regency romp through Beau Brummel's Brighton.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 39 - Shaun EncountersThe farm gets another visit from the little green alien, but it's not alone.
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 7 - SquattersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.6, Cuckoo in the Nest: Harold is shocked to meet his older half-brother.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 4 - Yes Count ArthurFrustrated by a dispute at the local opticians over repairs to his glasses, Arthur decides to stand up for the 'little man' and seeks high office in the local council elections. With his protege Malcolm as his assistant campaigns manager, surely Number 10 has to be the next stop for the Dream Team?
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 4 - CultsMike highlights the plight of the homeless - to raise money for a new squash court.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 3 - The RumourFiggis overhears Doctor Thorpe telling Gupte that his dog may not live much longer. Unfortunately, Figgis didn't hear the ëdogí bit and thinks it's about him...
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 1When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.
Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bad ApplesThe differences of age and taste between Harry and his son, Matthew, reach new heights when the subject of education is raised. There is more to education than academic achievement, but which school to choose raises some problems...
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Arts Of ConcealmentFoggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.
Ayres On The Air
Series 4, Episode 3 - AutumnPam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Autumn.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne leads a Regency romp through Beau Brummel's Brighton.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.6, Cuckoo in the Nest: Harold is shocked to meet his older half-brother.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 5 - First Past The PostWith a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael's new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 3 - Friday The 14thDel's weekend fishing trip to Boycie's country cottage strangely coincides with a local restaurant owner's need for cheap fish. On the journey they are stopped by the police who inform them of an escaped killer who is believed to be in the vicinity. They arrive at the empty cottage with a sense of foreboding...
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 5David O'Doherty is joined by Olly Murs, Peter Jones, Mel B and Joe Wilkinson.
Barbara
Series 1, Episode 1 - BirthdayJean's birthday is coming up and Barbara's baked a cake. Ted's convinced he caused the death of a friend by borrowing his strimmer, and Linda is ill in bed. Meanwhile, Martin's hoping for a job at Sky News.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 1When Martin invites old Mrs Beardsmore round for tea, Ann is horrified to see him return with a minibus full of her friends from the old people's home. He's determined to give the entire group a good day - preferably without Paul's help.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Highlights Special - Scary SpecialHorrible Histories favourite Death of 'Stupid Death' fame presents his very own show full of spooky highlights.
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 1 - Viva EspanaDavid and Amy indulge themselves in the Mediterranean heat on their first package holiday.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Getting Sam HomeIn answer to his one last request, Compo, Clegg and Foggy reluctantly sneak Sam out of his invalid bed for a final frolic with the not so young as she used to be Lily-Bless-Her. Then - with an unthinking lack of gratitude and a smile on his face - Sam drops them right in it by becoming far more trouble dead than alive...
To The Manor Born
Episode 10 - Plenty More FishWith their love-lives in a tangle, Audrey falls out with Marjory.
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 1 - Three's A CrowdFlatmates Chrissy and Jo are somewhat startled to find a man asleep in their bath, the morning after a party to say goodbye to newly-married third flatmate Eleanor. As it happens, the stranger, Robin, is new to London and looking for a place to live.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Wanting ManWhile being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 5 - Meeting Twenty-NineJohn Lloyd and Jimmy Carr welcome physicist and oceanographer Helen Czerski, Irish comedian Sean Hughes and Assyriologist Irving Finkel to the museum.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 5 - First Past The PostWith a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael's new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne leads a Regency romp through Beau Brummel's Brighton.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.6, Cuckoo in the Nest: Harold is shocked to meet his older half-brother.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 3 - Friday The 14thDel's weekend fishing trip to Boycie's country cottage strangely coincides with a local restaurant owner's need for cheap fish. On the journey they are stopped by the police who inform them of an escaped killer who is believed to be in the vicinity. They arrive at the empty cottage with a sense of foreboding...
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 1Jack Dee is joined by guest comedians including Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe and Roisin Conaty. They have to squeeze scurrilous stories out of the audience in the front row.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 1James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall return, with John Bishop, Mo Farah, Claudia Winkleman and Louis Smith.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 5 - FutureWhen an evil fridge threatens Alice, Mitch and Richie it's off to storage it goes. But it's not finished messing with their heads just yet...
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 4 - DublinThe show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 6R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control this week. Expect pop quiz antics as team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined on the panel by Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty, Aiden Grimshaw and Mercury Prize nominee Delilah.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 6R&B superstar Ne-Yo takes control this week. Expect pop quiz antics as team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined on the panel by Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty, Aiden Grimshaw and Mercury Prize nominee Delilah.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 4 - Meeting Twenty-EightJohn Lloyd and temporary curator Humphrey Ker invite screenwriter Frank Cottrell Boyce, actor/writer/magician Andy Nyman and anatomist Dr Alice Roberts to donate items to the museum.
Switch
Episode 3Stella hasn't had a date in years. In fact, she's not fancied anyone in years. The girls are forced to confess that they cast a spell years ago to help her forget an ex-girlfriend.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 4 - Yes Count ArthurFrustrated by a dispute at the local opticians over repairs to his glasses, Arthur decides to stand up for the 'little man' and seeks high office in the local council elections. With his protege Malcolm as his assistant campaigns manager, surely Number 10 has to be the next stop for the Dream Team?
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 3, Episode 6 - Spooky DookyAs Halloween approaches, Gary, Jacko, Charlie and Mickey are determined to retain their ducking for apples trophy. But Gary starts to panic when a fortune teller's spooky prediction begins to come true. Will the lure of a massive trophy get him to the Halloween party?
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Conrad Black.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 6 - Chris O'Dowd, Kelly Brook, JLSGuests include Chris O'Dowd, who joins Alan to discuss his new film, The Sapphires. Kelly Brook talks about joining the famous Parisian Cabaret group Crazy Horse. Plus JLS will be chatting and performing their latest single, Hottest Girl in the World.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 1 - WarWhat if there were armies from Russia and America occupying Britain?
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 5 - NorwichFrank's in Norwich again, with guests Chris Addison and Andi Osho.
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 8Sandi Toksvig is in the chair as panellists Jeremy Hardy, Hugo Rifkind, Kevin Day and Roisin Conaty examine the funnier aspects of the week's news. Charlotte Green reads out cuttings sent in by listeners.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Conrad Black.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Conrad Black.
The Work Experience
Episode 1Grade PR promotes a new clothing collection designed by rap superstar Lethal Bizzle, and new interns Thomas and Aquila are thrilled.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beat GenerationA part-time hipster desperately wants to be part of the 'Beat' scene, but can he handle it?
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 1Jack Dee is joined by guest comedians including Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe and Roisin Conaty. They have to squeeze scurrilous stories out of the audience in the front row.
Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Cheese KillerMichael Feydeau and David Pershore review the murderous case of Charles Sparrow.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 4 - Angry WangryJanet decides to become a student so Louise arranges for Janet to meet some of her uni friends.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 8When Dom receives a cryptic text from an ex in desperation it prompts a crisis of faith and he turns to Frank for some major help.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 5Masterchef's John Torode and Gregg Wallace become HIGNFY's first co-hosts. Guest panellists are Richard Herring and Samira Ahmed.
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 1 - WarWhat if there were armies from Russia and America occupying Britain?
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 4 - Yes Count ArthurFrustrated by a dispute at the local opticians over repairs to his glasses, Arthur decides to stand up for the 'little man' and seeks high office in the local council elections. With his protege Malcolm as his assistant campaigns manager, surely Number 10 has to be the next stop for the Dream Team?
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 5 - NorwichFrank's in Norwich again, with guests Chris Addison and Andi Osho.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beat GenerationA part-time hipster desperately wants to be part of the 'Beat' scene, but can he handle it?
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 4 - CultsMike highlights the plight of the homeless - to raise money for a new squash court.
To The Manor Born
Episode 10 - Plenty More FishWith their love-lives in a tangle, Audrey falls out with Marjory.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Wanting ManWhile being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?