Schedule Wednesday 24th October 2012
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 6 - Birds And Bottom DrawersHaving read her horoscope, Sandra's hung up on the notion of getting married, and starts collecting a 'bottom drawer' of household goods for her future marital home. It doesn't seem to matter that she doesn't even have a casual boyfriend!
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 2 - FishingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 1 - PooAlan, Kate and Murray get themselves separately locked in and have to be rescued.
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Trials Of Attempting An ElopementVera longs to elope to Mediterranean sunshine with one of her bosom chums. But her first choice, Ginny Fox is stubbornly impervious to adventure and Venus Traduces is fully booked for elopements until next April.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 7 - The ChristeningGloria and her husband invite both Beryl and Sandra to be godmothers to their new baby - if they can decide on a name ahead of the Christening! When Beryl discovers the baby is to be baptised Protestant rather than Catholic however, she refuses.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Monster In A BoxHaggis is depressed and no one knows why. A therapist says he needs a father figure so Nick reluctantly steps into the role. But when Nick starts to enjoy his time with his new monster son, Eddie and the other monsters start to get jealous.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 20 - The Sleepless NightAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 3 - LodgersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 11Tales of Merrie England and an insight into showjumping.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
Unnatural Acts
Episode 2, Surprise, Surprise: Bored Kitty's surprise birthday party exceeds everyone's expectations.
A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 7 - The ReunionFiggis, Glover and Norman are discharged from hospital at last, much to the medical staff's relief.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 6 - High NoonThere's a mystery virus at the Willows' home and Matthew seems to have caught it. But Henry suspects he is faking it...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 5, Episode 5 - Turn Around Dave EyesDave embraces internet dating and gets close to someone passing themselves off as 80s rock goddess Bonnie Tyler. Meanwhile, Ramesh has a wobble about his Meat Loaf date with Malcolm, as it falls on a delicate family anniversary.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 20 - The Sleepless NightAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 11Tales of Merrie England and an insight into showjumping.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 12 - May The Best Man WinAbi's father asks Ben to be his best man, which turns out to be a bad move.
What The Dickens?
Series 3, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts the irreverent quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by impressionist Alistair McGowan and Just A Minute legend Nicholas Parsons.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 13 - It's A Window Filled LifeThe Harper house is quarantined because Roger is contagious. Nick goes into business with an eighteen-foot python, while Michael gets to grips with a rocket launcher.
Christopher Brookmyre's Comedy Bookcase
Series 2, Episode 8 - Mark WatsonAuthor Christopher Brookmyre speaks to Mark Watson about his life, and the place novel writing takes in his busy schedule.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For HeatherDel is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 6 - Fangs For The MemoriesLenny is convinced vampires are real and that there is one staying at Hotel Trubble. To make matters worse, Mrs P has fallen in love with him. Dolly has yet another scheme to try to improve business.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 8 - Take AwaySheep can't order pizzas, can they? Noone told Shaun and pals, as they strip the scarecrow and head off into town.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Christmas Special - For The Man Who Has EverythingRigsby's hopes for a quiet Christmas alone crumble when his tenants begin arriving back at the house unexpectedly. The solitude wasn't quite as fun as he'd expected though!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 3 - Sheepless NightsA leak in the barn forces the flock to relocate to the pig sty for the night. However, the selfish pigs don't want to share.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 7 - LeavingAs Matthew prepares to leave for college, beleaguered father Henry can't wait to return to a self-styled bachelor existence.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Bed With A ViewNorman arrives at the ward and is given the bed next to the window. A game of musical beds ensues as Figgis and Archie want it too...
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 1 - PooAlan, Kate and Murray get themselves separately locked in and have to be rescued.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 3Ephebian philosophers cover the landscape like locusts, argue violently among themselves, and live in barrels. They appear to be no match for the scheming Deacon Vorbis who has captured the city of Ephebe by trickery. But one philosopher, Didactylos, is prepared to stand up to him.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 8 - QuizNathan drags Josh onto the useless school quiz team to teach him how to stick at something. But Josh realises to his delight that him not knowing any answers will only make Nathan look bad.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 2 - Calendar BoysWhen he hears that the Church Hall is in need of funds to remain open, Arthur decides to help raise money for the cause and, of course, to involve his good friends in the process.
Undone
Series 3, Episode 4 - UndergroundWhile on the tube Edna realises that the growing number of coincidences she's experiencing are being engineered by a malign source, which must be stopped before it threatens the very existence of the universe.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 12 - May The Best Man WinAbi's father asks Ben to be his best man, which turns out to be a bad move.
QI
Series E, Children In Need Special - EntertainmentA Children In Need special, with Jeremy Clarkson, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 20 - The Sleepless NightAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 11Tales of Merrie England and an insight into showjumping.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 13 - It's A Window Filled LifeThe Harper house is quarantined because Roger is contagious. Nick goes into business with an eighteen-foot python, while Michael gets to grips with a rocket launcher.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 3 - LemonsMarooned in Britain in 23 AD, the Dwarfers need an 8 volt battery to power up their Returner Remote and get home.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
Hattie
Ruth Jones takes on the role of larger-than-life Carry On actress Hattie Jacques in this BBC Four biopic.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Work Experience
Episode 1Grade PR promotes a new clothing collection designed by rap superstar Lethal Bizzle, and new interns Thomas and Aquila are thrilled.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 9It's the day of the scheduled fire drill and Julie's still off, so Gavin steps in to brief the troops.
Lee Mack Going Out Live
A TV broadcast of Lee Mack's 2010 'Going Out' stand-up tour.
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 4Greg James and Russell Kane are joined by Dappy and celebrity couple Emma Bunton and Jade Jones for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Trials Of Attempting An ElopementVera longs to elope to Mediterranean sunshine with one of her bosom chums. But her first choice, Ginny Fox is stubbornly impervious to adventure and Venus Traduces is fully booked for elopements until next April.
Getting On
Series 3, Episode 2The appearance of Dr Kersley and his commissioning consortia plans hints at the changes ahead for K2. Den enjoys her new-found treats, nice Damaris has her feet firmly under the desk, Kim makes a bold career move and Pippa deals with a pressing legal issue.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 8When Dom receives a cryptic text from an ex in desperation it prompts a crisis of faith and he turns to Frank for some major help.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 2, Episode 3 - The LoftThe loft needs cleaning out and Dad's roped Adam and Jonny in. Jonny, however, has a plan to get out of it: pretend he's dislocated his shoulder. Meanwhile, Mum and Dad aren't speaking and Aunty Val is taking sides.
Stockport, So Good They Named It Once
Series 2, Episode 4 - SiegeThe comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.
A Civil Arrangement
Comic monologue starring Alison Steadman as a mother helping to prepare for her daughter's gay civil ceremony.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 2Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by broadcaster Richard Bacon and stand-up comic and Thick Of It actor Will Smith.
Switch
Episode 2The Witches of Camden have been hexed. Confronting their arch nemeses, the posh Witches of Kensington, isn't easy but a few champagne cocktails later the two covens seem the best of friends.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 5 - SickEveryone is sick. Neil begins projectile sneezing before suddenly remembering that his parents are coming for dinner. Their arrival sparks a discussion about The Good Life, and the housemates decide to attempt self-sufficiency.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 2 - Dara O'BriainJack Dee shares his thoughts on Ellen MacArthur and Dara O'Briain gives tips on putting know-it-all doctors in their place.
My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 4 - Arabella WeirArabella Weir describes a teenage life full of drinking, calorie-counting and boys.
Doon Your Way
Episode 4The Young Christian performs one of her pa-rap-bles, there are adverts for "Ted's Pets" and DJ Chantal interviews Jarvis Cocker
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 9Jamie must act swiftly to lay down the law and protect his family from gang threats, but it's not easy when the enemy are so well informed. Someone has to be passing the gang inside information, but who?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 6Hour long special. Everyone has a lot of questions to answer about the suicide of a key-worker after his flat was sold off - Government, Opposition and Civil Service alike.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 2 - ManchesterThis week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.
Nebulous
Series 3, Episode 5 - Holofile 011: Rebel Without A CortexK.E.N.T. must transport a dangerous cargo to Venus.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 4The civil servants prepare for a visit from the shadow minister Peter Mannion. For Peter and his team, this informal pre-election briefing is a good opportunity to measure up for new curtains.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Special - When Janet Killed JonnyReports are circulating that The Archer is cursed, and Kelly mysteriously disappears. Nevertheless, when Jonny hatches a plan to sneak in for one last drink, the others all decide to join him. What follows is not for the timid.
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 3Ephebian philosophers cover the landscape like locusts, argue violently among themselves, and live in barrels. They appear to be no match for the scheming Deacon Vorbis who has captured the city of Ephebe by trickery. But one philosopher, Didactylos, is prepared to stand up to him.
Hattie
Ruth Jones takes on the role of larger-than-life Carry On actress Hattie Jacques in this BBC Four biopic.
Undone
Series 3, Episode 4 - UndergroundWhile on the tube Edna realises that the growing number of coincidences she's experiencing are being engineered by a malign source, which must be stopped before it threatens the very existence of the universe.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 1 - Fags, Shags And KebabsJonny lives with girlfriend Janet. Janet's mate Donna needs a boyfriend so her mother Flo won't think she's gay. Donna asks Janet to get her a date with Jonny's best mate Gaz, but neither one of the boys are happy.
QI
Series E, Children In Need Special - EntertainmentA Children In Need special, with Jeremy Clarkson, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.
Getting On
Series 3, Episode 2The appearance of Dr Kersley and his commissioning consortia plans hints at the changes ahead for K2. Den enjoys her new-found treats, nice Damaris has her feet firmly under the desk, Kim makes a bold career move and Pippa deals with a pressing legal issue.
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 4Greg James and Russell Kane are joined by Dappy and celebrity couple Emma Bunton and Jade Jones for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 3 - Something HappenedDouglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
Unnatural Acts
Episode 2, Surprise, Surprise: Bored Kitty's surprise birthday party exceeds everyone's expectations.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 5 - SickEveryone is sick. Neil begins projectile sneezing before suddenly remembering that his parents are coming for dinner. Their arrival sparks a discussion about The Good Life, and the housemates decide to attempt self-sufficiency.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 7 - Rocket RaymondRex discovers that Bad Bob is making him a Rocket Raymond jet pack for his birthday. Rex tries it on, but it is not long before he flies away and meets the real Rocket Raymond.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 1 - PooAlan, Kate and Murray get themselves separately locked in and have to be rescued.