Schedule Tuesday 23rd October 2012
6am
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The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fella-A-Day GirlUnlike Sandra, Beryl doesn't much fancy a steady boyfriend: she's a fella-a-day kind of girl. That is until London-based Robert calls to say he's coming back up to Liverpool on business. A chance to finish what they never quite got started previously? Not if her heavily pregnant sister Gloria, whose husband is himself away with work, has anything to do with it.
6:30am
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Sykes
Series 5, Episode 1 - Home MoviesSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
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Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 2After Paris, Penny and Vince are back in London pursuing separate careers. Vince is not prepared to leave it at that, despite the fact that Penny has found out about his wife. He goes on a major charm offensive to try to win her back ...
7am
(repeat)
Babblewick Hall
Series 1, Episode 5A future as a distinguished Parliamentarian beckons Fenton to London. However, putting the finishing touches to his maiden speech, Fenton Babblewick is unaware of the tortuous journey which lies ahead - and his travelling companions who'll be the source of much irritation. Is this the moment Augustus has been waiting for? An escape to London, free at last from the horrors of Yorkshire.
7:30am
(repeat)
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 4, Episode 2 - Best Local BusinessAdam enters a competition for the Best Local Business, hoping the publicity and the winning prize money will give the record shop a much-needed boost.
7:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 6 - Birds And Bottom DrawersHaving read her horoscope, Sandra's hung up on the notion of getting married, and starts collecting a 'bottom drawer' of household goods for her future marital home. It doesn't seem to matter that she doesn't even have a casual boyfriend!
7:45am
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 2 - Monster SmartEddie is panicking about the arrival of his school report, and tries to stop the post with the help of the monsters. But they are too busy being educated by Kate and Nick, who are desperate to prove who is the brainier parent.
8am
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.22, World War One: England and France are at war. Eccles is at lunch.
8:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 7 - Mower MouthGoats will eat anything, including the sheep's grass - whilst they look on in horror!
8:20am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 2 - FishingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8:30am
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with tales of Britain's first space hero, and the Cosmo show discusses birds.
9am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Michael Deacon and Susan Calman, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Harriet Cass reads out a selection of cuttings.
9:40am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 5 - GambleTony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.
9:45am
(repeat)
Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 1 - 20,000 Leaks Under the SeaMichael Feydeau and David Pershore unravel a case of wartime spying skullduggery.
10am
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 6 - When Did You Last See Your Father?A dissolute old drunk turns up in the hospital looking for his son.
10:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:30am
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Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 5 - Return To ClagthorpeInstead of a foreign holiday, Henry decides to take Matthew back to their old holiday spot, Clagthorpe - much to Matthew's horror.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 2 - The White Man's GraveWally is weighed down under Nora's tyranny.
11am
(repeat)
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.22, World War One: England and France are at war. Eccles is at lunch.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with tales of Britain's first space hero, and the Cosmo show discusses birds.
1pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 10 - Loco ParentsBen and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 11 - Canary CageThe Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible, this causes a few misunderstanding with the folks in the holiday home next door.
2:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
2:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 20 - Things That Go BumpStrange noises are scaring the flock, Shaun goes to investigate...
3pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 6 - Still LifeThe farmer's turned artist, but will Shaun and pals play along?
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
3:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 5 - GambleTony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.
4pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 4Noel, Phill, and guest host Adam Buxton are joined by Radio 1 DJ Reggie Yates, American stand-up Margaret Cho, magician Dynamo, and soul singer Beverley Knight.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 6 - Come On In The Water's LovelyWith his decree absolute at long last in hand, Rigsby finally pops the question to Miss Jones - much to his shock, she accepts! Wedding plans are afoot, but first Rupert must meet the mother.
4:25pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The LineThe flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?
4:30pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
4:40pm
(repeat)
4:50pm
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 6 - High NoonThere's a mystery virus at the Willows' home and Matthew seems to have caught it. But Henry suspects he is faking it...
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 2 - The White Man's GraveWally is weighed down under Nora's tyranny.
5pm
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 4.8, End of Term: Ambassador Mackenzie packs his diplomatic bags for good, but faces one final crisis.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 7 - The ReunionFiggis, Glover and Norman are discharged from hospital at last, much to the medical staff's relief.
5:20pm
(repeat)
QI
Series E, Christmas Special - EmpireA Christmas special with Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Babblewick Hall
Series 1, Episode 5A future as a distinguished Parliamentarian beckons Fenton to London. However, putting the finishing touches to his maiden speech, Fenton Babblewick is unaware of the tortuous journey which lies ahead - and his travelling companions who'll be the source of much irritation. Is this the moment Augustus has been waiting for? An escape to London, free at last from the horrors of Yorkshire.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
6pm
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 2Novice priest Brutha has been selected by Deacon Vorbis to go on a secret mission to the infidel city of Ephebe. The Great God Om, who is stuck in the body of a small tortoise, is going with him in a little wicker basket.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 3The show visits Ancient Greece for the Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII, there is a prehistoric lesson in how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
6:30pm30 min
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 4, Episode 3 - Let it GrowAdam hopes to bond with dad Rudy, while they till the earth on an allotment. However, Rudy only takes an interest when he spots a rare and illegal plant in the greenhouse.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Undone
Series 3, Episode 3 - UngainlyEdna faces her childhood possessions and probes London's Low Quality Expedition, while someone suffers terribly at the hands of one of the Golfer Mackenzies.
7pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 10 - Loco ParentsBen and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.22, World War One: England and France are at war. Eccles is at lunch.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with tales of Britain's first space hero, and the Cosmo show discusses birds.
7:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 11 - Canary CageThe Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible, this causes a few misunderstanding with the folks in the holiday home next door.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For HeatherDel is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 4Stephen Mangan hosts the popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. The guests are Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and journalist Grace Dent.
10pm30 min
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 5 - Connie SingsLorna's best friend, Connie, is round for dinner - and self-appointed guru Cuckoo manages to motivate her to leave Steve and pursue her childhood dream of becoming a singer.
10pm
(repeat)
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 4, Episode 2 - Best Local BusinessAdam enters a competition for the Best Local Business, hoping the publicity and the winning prize money will give the record shop a much-needed boost.
10pm55 min
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 3A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony again, as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine.
10:30pm
(repeat)
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 2, Episode 6 - Sandi ToksvigSandi Toksvig eats her first pot noodle, wears high heels and tries stilt walking - not all at the same time, of course.
11pm
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 3 - NastyIn a graveside flashback, Vyvyan, Neil, Rick and Mike recount a night of terror as they encountered a vampire whilst attempting to connect up a VCR to watch some video nasties.
11pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 4 - PhotographAlice, Mitch and Richie decide a family portrait is needed to capture this new phase of their lives. Security guard Mr Scrutton has other ideas. Guest starring Bill Bailey.
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 4Noel, Phill, and guest host Adam Buxton are joined by Radio 1 DJ Reggie Yates, American stand-up Margaret Cho, magician Dynamo, and soul singer Beverley Knight.
11pm
(repeat)
Arthur Smith's Balham Bash
Series 1, Episode 1Paul Sinha in the lounge, Milton Jones in the bedroom and Glenn Tilbrook in the kitchen provide music and nourishment in the shape of Welsh rarebit. Pippa Evans, as singer-songwriter Loretta Maine, lends a hand too.
11pm
(repeat)
Acropolis Now
Series 2, Episode 1 - SignsUncle Liquidites turns up and demands that Plato give up philosophy and enter the funerary urn business.
11:05pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 8Joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are Paloma Faith, DJ Tim Westwood, Xtra Factor presenters Olly Murs and Caroline Flack, and Rick Edwards.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World
Series 1, Episode 1 - MonstersA New Age comedy series providing the Ultimate Truth about life's big mysteries.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
11:40pm
(repeat)
QI
A selection of three episodes, including XL editions, of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
11:50pm
(repeat)
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 3Nicola and Ollie are trying to write speech for the annual party conference in a hotel bedroom in Eastbourne, with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle.
Midnight
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Midnight
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 2Novice priest Brutha has been selected by Deacon Vorbis to go on a secret mission to the infidel city of Ephebe. The Great God Om, who is stuck in the body of a small tortoise, is going with him in a little wicker basket.
12:30am
(repeat)
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 5 - Connie SingsLorna's best friend, Connie, is round for dinner - and self-appointed guru Cuckoo manages to motivate her to leave Steve and pursue her childhood dream of becoming a singer.
12:30am
(repeat)
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 5 - Connie SingsLorna's best friend, Connie, is round for dinner - and self-appointed guru Cuckoo manages to motivate her to leave Steve and pursue her childhood dream of becoming a singer.
12:30am
(repeat)
Undone
Series 3, Episode 3 - UngainlyEdna faces her childhood possessions and probes London's Low Quality Expedition, while someone suffers terribly at the hands of one of the Golfer Mackenzies.
12:40am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
1:05am
(repeat)
Misfits
Series 3, Episode 6After a drunken one-night-stand with a mysterious girl Rudy discovers that he has a strange superpower STD.
1:05am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 11Storylines from this episode include: Valentine's Day; Karl's pulling techniques; fish vs. humans; and the final Monkey News.
2am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
2am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Michael Deacon and Susan Calman, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Harriet Cass reads out a selection of cuttings.
2am
(repeat)
Misfits
Series 3, Episode 7When Seth finds a resurrection super power he uses it to bring his dead ex-girlfriend, Shannon back to life...
2:15am
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 3 - NastyIn a graveside flashback, Vyvyan, Neil, Rick and Mike recount a night of terror as they encountered a vampire whilst attempting to connect up a VCR to watch some video nasties.
2:30am
(repeat)
For The Win
BBC pilot featuring sketches, characters, spoofs and songs from up-and-coming talent.
2:45am
(repeat)
Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 1 - 20,000 Leaks Under the SeaMichael Feydeau and David Pershore unravel a case of wartime spying skullduggery.
5am
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 4.8, End of Term: Ambassador Mackenzie packs his diplomatic bags for good, but faces one final crisis.
5:30am
(repeat)
Babblewick Hall
Series 1, Episode 5A future as a distinguished Parliamentarian beckons Fenton to London. However, putting the finishing touches to his maiden speech, Fenton Babblewick is unaware of the tortuous journey which lies ahead - and his travelling companions who'll be the source of much irritation. Is this the moment Augustus has been waiting for? An escape to London, free at last from the horrors of Yorkshire.