Schedule Monday 22nd October 2012
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 1 - Show Me You CareSimon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen. He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers. He just also happens to be an arms dealer.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 3 - Meeting Twenty-SevenThis week's donations come from comedian and "Nazi Smasher" Humphrey Ker, therapist and star of Not The Nine O'Clock News Dr Pamela Stephenson Connolly and Nobel Laureate Prof Sir Andre Geim.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fella-A-Day GirlUnlike Sandra, Beryl doesn't much fancy a steady boyfriend: she's a fella-a-day kind of girl. That is until London-based Robert calls to say he's coming back up to Liverpool on business. A chance to finish what they never quite got started previously? Not if her heavily pregnant sister Gloria, whose husband is himself away with work, has anything to do with it.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strictly No PetsThe Carlson's move into their new dream home but little do they realise there are monsters living in the basement. How long can Eddie hide Fiend, Haggis and Norman from the rest of the family?
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes wine tasting, and a savage sea monster attacks the Isle of Wight.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 1 - Home MoviesSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.5, Without Prejudice: Harold persuades Albert to move out to suburbia.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 3 - Tour GuideWhen Arthur joins a tour bus for a guided journey around the city, he decides he could do a much better job.
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 3 - TeenagersOver half the letters sent to Mike and Sue are about crime. The rest are stolen in the post.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 5 - EscapeWhen a new patient arrives in Ward Three with a prison officer in attendance, tongues start to wag.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 4 - Thought For The DayMatthew welcomes Henry's decision to take in a lodger - until he discovers that the new arrival is a curate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Frozen Turkey ManCompo convinces a barmaid that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire.
Ayres On The Air
Series 4, Episode 2 - SummerPam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Summer.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 5 - Surprise At ThrostlenestWhile preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora finds a letter he has written.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes wine tasting, and a savage sea monster attacks the Isle of Wight.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.5, Without Prejudice: Harold persuades Albert to move out to suburbia.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 2After Paris, Penny and Vince are back in London pursuing separate careers. Vince is not prepared to leave it at that, despite the fact that Penny has found out about his wife. He goes on a major charm offensive to try to win her back ...
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 3It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.
Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus!
Henning Wehn looks at the story behind Monty Python's attempt to make their sketch show in Germany.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 5 - Under The InfluenceNew resident Ambrose claims he has the power of hypnosis due to his gypsy blood. Rigsby is initially sceptcial, but soon wonders if Ambrose's abilities could be used in his favour.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 5 - Return To ClagthorpeInstead of a foreign holiday, Henry decides to take Matthew back to their old holiday spot, Clagthorpe - much to Matthew's horror.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Frozen Turkey ManCompo convinces a barmaid that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire.
To The Manor Born
Episode 9 - The Honours ListNews leaks out that someone in the community is to appear in the New Year's Honours list. Will it be Devere?
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 6 - When Did You Last See Your Father?A dissolute old drunk turns up in the hospital looking for his son.
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 1 - Show Me You CareSimon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen. He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers. He just also happens to be an arms dealer.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 1There are gods everywhere on the Discworld but only a few people can see them. Each small god lies in wait, desperately wanting to make someone believe in him. On the Discworld, gods need people more than people need gods.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 4 - Meeting Twenty-EightJohn Lloyd and temporary curator Humphrey Ker invite screenwriter Frank Cottrell Boyce, actor/writer/magician Andy Nyman and anatomist Dr Alice Roberts to donate items to the museum.
Undone
Series 3, Episode 2 - UntowardEdna's planning a trip to the Primary to find out what's happened to Tankerton. There is also an investigation into the oddly Undone-ish Golfer Mackenzie and a possible Undone boardgame.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes wine tasting, and a savage sea monster attacks the Isle of Wight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3.5, Without Prejudice: Harold persuades Albert to move out to suburbia.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
Walking And Talking
A complete run of the entire first series of Kathy Burke's autobiographical sitcom.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 4 - PhotographAlice, Mitch and Richie decide a family portrait is needed to capture this new phase of their lives. Security guard Mr Scrutton has other ideas. Guest starring Bill Bailey.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 5Lee Mack is in the host's chair this week, with guests Chris Ramsey, Professor Green and Joe Wilkinson.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 5Lee Mack is in the host's chair this week, with guests Chris Ramsey, Professor Green and Joe Wilkinson.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 5, Episode 3 - Meeting Twenty-SevenThis week's donations come from comedian and "Nazi Smasher" Humphrey Ker, therapist and star of Not The Nine O'Clock News Dr Pamela Stephenson Connolly and Nobel Laureate Prof Sir Andre Geim.
Switch
Episode 2The Witches of Camden have been hexed. Confronting their arch nemeses, the posh Witches of Kensington, isn't easy but a few champagne cocktails later the two covens seem the best of friends.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Keep FitNot one to turn down a free dinner, when Arthur sees an advert in the paper for free trial membership of a new gym, there's no stopping him. There's just one thing - to qualify he has to get the doctor to give him a clean bill of health.
Comedy World Cup
Episode 6Jason Manford, Paul Chowdhry and Nicholas Parson face off against Omid Djalili, Daniel Sloss and Joe Pasquale in the second of the semi-finals.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 4 - NorwichFrank is in Norwich with guests Ross Noble and Sarah Millican.
Fresh From The Fringe
2012, Episode 1 - Fresh From The Fringe: 2012Jason Cook hosts a showcase of the best new acts from the 2012 Edinburgh Fringe.
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Michael Deacon and Susan Calman, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Harriet Cass reads out a selection of cuttings.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 1It's the start of the Spring Term. Paul Lamb, the invisible housemate, has now moved out, so the group are charged with the task of finding a replacement.
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 1 - 20,000 Leaks Under the SeaMichael Feydeau and David Pershore unravel a case of wartime spying skullduggery.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 2Nicola Murray MP has been Secretary of State for just over a week but already there is press speculation on how long she is going to last. And now, someone at the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship has completely wiped the immigration records of 170,672 people.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Terry Pratchett's Small Gods
Episode 1There are gods everywhere on the Discworld but only a few people can see them. Each small god lies in wait, desperately wanting to make someone believe in him. On the Discworld, gods need people more than people need gods.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 7Business is booming for Jackson and Shane, expansion is afoot and their future looks rosy. But when Jackson spots Shane giving leftover food to the homeless, all hell breaks loose.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 3Guest host Lee Mack is joined by panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Derbyshire.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Undone
Series 3, Episode 2 - UntowardEdna's planning a trip to the Primary to find out what's happened to Tankerton. There is also an investigation into the oddly Undone-ish Golfer Mackenzie and a possible Undone boardgame.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 4Stephen Mangan hosts the popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. The guests are Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and journalist Grace Dent.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 4 - NorwichFrank is in Norwich with guests Ross Noble and Sarah Millican.
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 6, Episode 3 - Tour GuideWhen Arthur joins a tour bus for a guided journey around the city, he decides he could do a much better job.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 1It's the start of the Spring Term. Paul Lamb, the invisible housemate, has now moved out, so the group are charged with the task of finding a replacement.
Misfits
Series 3, Episode 5While doing their community service at the local hospital, Kelly gets trapped in the body of Jen, a coma victim.
Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue
Series 1, Episode 3 - TeenagersOver half the letters sent to Mike and Sue are about crime. The rest are stolen in the post.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
To The Manor Born
Episode 9 - The Honours ListNews leaks out that someone in the community is to appear in the New Year's Honours list. Will it be Devere?
Safety Catch
Series 1, Episode 1 - Show Me You CareSimon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen. He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers. He just also happens to be an arms dealer.