Schedule Thursday 18th October 2012
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 1 - One's A CrowdMoving into a far more comfortable flat in a nicer part of the city, Beryl and Sandra immediately come across nosy neighbour Mrs Knowsley, who's petitioning to have an apparently troublesome fellow tenant evicted.
Sykes
Series 4, Episode 4 - ReporterSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 6 - About Some BoysRobin is soaking. Derek's excited. Maureen is furious. Whatever next?
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 5This week sees some moth-based lunacy, and a heartwarming tale of the days before health and safety. All of which is, as you'll see, "awesome".
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 2 - Birds On The DoleFast approaching having to pay their next month's rent, the girls are struck by the realisation that they're out of work - and have only 50 pence to their collective name! A trip to sign on is called for, but the dole queue is not something they're used to and a ruckus ensues.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Death ListHacker learns that he is in charge of all the bugging equipment used by the government. Shocked by this, he decides to do something to curb the use of government surveillance - until he learns that his name is on a death list.
Sykes
Series 4, Episode 5 - MarriageSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 26 - Ten Seconds From NowThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon look set to become famous when they all set to record a radio programme just before the King makes a speech. Will everything go according to plan?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
1834
Episode 1, What Century Are You Living In?: After a few drinks, English teacher Jason Slater wakes up in the 19th century.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Just A Minute
Episode 7.4: Nicholas Parsons welcomes classic quartet - Kenneth Williams, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo and Clement Freud.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 2 - Front RunnerHenry suggests that Matthew might find a holiday job to eke out his meagre grant. But then Matthew turns up at his office.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 2There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 9Vic and his team learn who has the biggest tongue, find out whether girls can grow beards and investigate whether an animal will ever win The X Factor.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 6 - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderCompo yearns to go hang-gliding; but if he wants to fly, he has to be fit.
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 8 - Bell Boy BotDetermined to win a HIYA, Hotel Improvement Award, Dolly buys a swish new Bellboybot 2000. Jamie is suspicious of the new arrival, but the rest of the staff think he is just jealous. Can Jamie save his unsuspecting friends from the robot's evil plans for hotel domination?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 3 - Magic And The Morris MinorCompo, Clegg and Truly happen upon a couple whose car has got stuck in a remote field.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Death ListHacker learns that he is in charge of all the bugging equipment used by the government. Shocked by this, he decides to do something to curb the use of government surveillance - until he learns that his name is on a death list.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday ArkwrightWhat does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 26 - Ten Seconds From NowThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon look set to become famous when they all set to record a radio programme just before the King makes a speech. Will everything go according to plan?
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 11Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 4 - Timmy In A TizzyTimmy the little lamb is distraught when the farmer take's his favourite toy, can Shaun and pals get it back?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 5 - Look Whose Wheel's Come OffGlenda sends a reluctant Barry off to paint a nice view, to take his mind off wanting to eat.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
Have I Got News For You
Series 36, Episode 9Jeremy Clarkson acts as host, with Ed Byrne on Ian's side and Charles Kennedy on Paul's.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 3 - Great ExpectationsRigsby is ecstatic to learn that he has inherited his Uncle George's fortune, but distressed at the clause that he must be happily married. Thankfully, Miss Jones is corruptable for a bit of shag pile carpet...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 3 - The BoyfriendHenry has high hopes for his daughter Julie. So when she brings round boyfriend Robin, he's keen to see how he measures up.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 6 - Here We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderCompo yearns to go hang-gliding; but if he wants to fly, he has to be fit.
Mind Your Own Business!
Episode 3, The Big Bang: James is suspicious when Russell stays late in the office with saucy secretary Sue.
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 4 - In Sickness And In HealthHospital patient Norman Binns and his fiancee, Deidre from the library, are discussing their wedding arrangements and honeymoon plans - or at least Deidre is. Norman is suffering doubts about what the future holds.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 6 - About Some BoysRobin is soaking. Derek's excited. Maureen is furious. Whatever next?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 3 - Magic And The Morris MinorCompo, Clegg and Truly happen upon a couple whose car has got stuck in a remote field.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday ArkwrightWhat does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 6Sketch show from the writer of Radio 4's Cabin Pressure, John Finnemore, with Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Simon Kane, Lawry Lewin and Carrie Quinlan.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 3 - Shape Up With ShaunShirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
The Many Faces Of...
Episode 1 - The Many Faces Of June WhitfieldComedy actress June Whitfield tells her own story, from her early days in the West End to her successful sitcom career.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Death ListHacker learns that he is in charge of all the bugging equipment used by the government. Shocked by this, he decides to do something to curb the use of government surveillance - until he learns that his name is on a death list.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 5 - Look Whose Wheel's Come OffGlenda sends a reluctant Barry off to paint a nice view, to take his mind off wanting to eat.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 26 - Ten Seconds From NowThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon look set to become famous when they all set to record a radio programme just before the King makes a speech. Will everything go according to plan?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 7 - Playing AwayFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 1 - Lee MackJack Dee introduces The Sketch Show's Lee Mack, whose routine touches on driving tests and the trade secrets of Freddie Mercury and Stevie Wonder.
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 3 - LemonsMarooned in Britain in 23 AD, the Dwarfers need an 8 volt battery to power up their Returner Remote and get home.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Bell-End Of An EraIt's a big moment in the life of young Martin Moone: his last week of primary school.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 4 - Grandfather's CatThe family are off to see Lorna's dad Tony to celebrate his birthday, but events surrounding a cat put Ken in the doghouse.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series V, followed by a repeat of tonight's new episode from Series X. Repeated again as od 00.20.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Hebburn, PetSummoned to a family meeting at his parents' home in Hebburn, Jack Pearson takes his girlfriend Sarah along to meet his parents. But they've got a not-too-small secret...
Ronna & Beverly
Episode 6The Great British Bake-Off presenter Sue Perkins, Life's Too Short and Harry Potter star Warwick Davis, and Arrested Development and 30 Rock actor Will Arnett are questioned.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Hebburn, PetSummoned to a family meeting at his parents' home in Hebburn, Jack Pearson takes his girlfriend Sarah along to meet his parents. But they've got a not-too-small secret...
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 5This week sees some moth-based lunacy, and a heartwarming tale of the days before health and safety. All of which is, as you'll see, "awesome".
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 8Joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are Paloma Faith, DJ Tim Westwood, Xtra Factor presenters Olly Murs and Caroline Flack, and Rick Edwards.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 8Gavin and Lorraine are as unlikely a pairing as Spam and ice cream but, with Julie on 'sick leave', they're forced to work together.
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 6After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith.
Newsjack
Series 7, Episode 5An actress pretending to be Thora Hird talks about private energy companies, the archive reveals what The Sun newsroom was like back in the 1960s, and we hear what mice really sing and think.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
Bigipedia
Series 2, Episode 3 - BigiBuzz!Britain's least-haunted house is visited by terrified ghost-hunter Felix Richards - and we find out the true meaning of pilk and pleather.
The Penny Dreadfuls Present...
The Brothers Faversham, Episode 2 - TheseusThe Penny Dreadfuls present the story of Theseus, a detective respected even more than Sherlock Holmes and second born of the Faversham brothers.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 2More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 9 - David Walliams, Ed Sheeran...Jonathan's guests tonight are writer and comedian David Walliams, and BRIT Award-winning singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran, who performs live.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 7 - Playing AwayFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 4 - Grandfather's CatThe family are off to see Lorna's dad Tony to celebrate his birthday, but events surrounding a cat put Ken in the doghouse.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 3 - Something HappenedDouglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 6After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 6 - FloodIt's raining cats and dogs - literally. Unfortunately, there's no food in the house and whilst trying to busy themselves, none of the housemates notice London flooding around them...
1834
Episode 1, What Century Are You Living In?: After a few drinks, English teacher Jason Slater wakes up in the 19th century.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 2, Episode 1We learn about the origins of hairdressing from Neanderthals; Brabbins and Fyffe, the filthy alter-egos of Flanders and Swann, sing a jolly little song about women.
Just A Minute
Episode 7.4: Nicholas Parsons welcomes classic quartet - Kenneth Williams, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo and Clement Freud.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Rex The Runt
Series 2, Episode 8 - Plasticene GeneRex has one of his ears chopped of by Dr Dogg. The doctor uses it to isolate the Plasticine Gene, which he plans to use in order to develop cloning technology.
Ed Byrne: Different Class
Stand-up comedy from Irish funnyman Ed Byrne.
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 3Nancy Dell'Olio and Louis Smith join Greg and Russell for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 4 - Grandfather's CatThe family are off to see Lorna's dad Tony to celebrate his birthday, but events surrounding a cat put Ken in the doghouse.
Mind Your Own Business!
Episode 3, The Big Bang: James is suspicious when Russell stays late in the office with saucy secretary Sue.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 6 - About Some BoysRobin is soaking. Derek's excited. Maureen is furious. Whatever next?