Schedule Friday 12th October 2012
6am
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The Liver Birds
Sitcom exploring the lives and loves of two young, single females sharing a flat together in Liverpool.
6:30am
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Sykes
Series 3, Episode 7 - Log CabinSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
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Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 7Penny's divorce finally comes through and during a lunch to celebrate she jokingly asks Vince to propose to her. He obliges but emphasises that he is serious and Penny is taken aback by his sincerity. She contemplates a future with Vince once again and comes to a momentuous decision.
7am
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Millport
Series 2, Episode 5 - GrowthBunty is nowhere to be found after an official from the European Community arrives on the island to inspect her vegetables. Meanwhile the rest of Millport has been bitten by the fitness bug.
7:40am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 10 - GrandadThe girls are called in to look after Sandra's grandfather for the day. As they struggle to keep him occupied, their Saturday turns into far more hassle than they'd imagined - and Beryl soon scarpers for the quiet of home.
8am
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 5 - Captain Povey Reports SickClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
8:20am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 3, Episode 8 - The FogSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8:30am
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The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.8, Around the World the Burkiss Way: Books are plundered, but what the Dickens is going on?
9am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am
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Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2: Sparks enjoys economic prosperity under the Rotarians. But will it last?
9:05am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
9:30am
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Snap
Series 2, Episode 2Molly's worried over the impact of ex-hubby Doug's single life on Dawn and Raymond.
9:40am
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
10am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dear DiaryWhen Norman keeps a diary about life on the ward, everyone is anxious to get their hands on it.
10:05am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
10:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:30am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 5Vic and his team learn all about dancing in space, discover who and what eats their own poo and find out if flying monkey soldiers exist.
10:35am
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 5 - High SpiritsMatthew goes ghost hunting - in the spare room. Henry is sceptical until Matthew takes him to an allegedly-haunted railway station.
10:45am15 min
HighLites
HighLites: Retouched, Episode 5When intimidating witnesses, tampering with CCTV, and making false statements fail to take the heat off Beverley and Shirley in a hit and run investigation, they resort to discrediting the victim. All in a week's work.
11am
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11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Flag And Its SnagFoggy is in the grip of another enthusiasm. "What better to complete the great British landscape than the great British flag - stirring the pride of future generations." But to reach the summit of Foggy's ambitions needs a certain amount of energy - not too apparent in Foggy's two compatriots, Clegg and Compo.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 4 - TakahashiMr Takahashi, an extremely rude businessman, comes to stay but Jamie is sure he is actually a Hotel of the Year mystery judge and bends over backwards trying to keep him happy. However, it is actually Dolly, and her mysterious past, that makes Mr Takahashi's day.
11:05am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fawcett's PythonMiss Jones raises supsicions about new tenant Madeline. Rigsby's not too bothered about her brand of "modern interpretive dancing", but isn't that keen on her partner...
11:30am30 min
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 3 - The St Ives School Of PaintingVera Sackcloth-Vest and Ginny Fox rush down to St Ives in search of DH Lollipop. But it is Vera's persistent and flamboyant admirer Venus Traduces who is ravished in the brambles.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 10 - Ironing DayAuntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.
12pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 5 - Captain Povey Reports SickClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
12:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.8, Around the World the Burkiss Way: Books are plundered, but what the Dickens is going on?
12:35pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
1pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 8 - MiserySusan comes to visit Janey at University (despite her daughter's protests). Ben plans a golfing weeekend. Things unsurprisingly don't go to plan to Ben.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 9 - Auto EroticaWhen Nick wins an old car in a poker game, he wants to use it for parts but Ben tries his best to restore it to it's former glory... sadly with little success. Will he and Susan ever get to Dorset for their anniversary weekend away? Meanwhile, Abi finds Michael in her room and has some fun teasing him.
1:45pm15 min
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 5This week's performers are David Kay, Terry Alderton, Keara Murphy and Graeme Thomas.
2:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
2:20pm
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 7Penny's divorce finally comes through and during a lunch to celebrate she jokingly asks Vince to propose to her. He obliges but emphasises that he is serious and Penny is taken aback by his sincerity. She contemplates a future with Vince once again and comes to a momentuous decision.
3pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 7Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
3:20pm
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Carry On Doctor
Frankie Howerd joins the Carry On regulars in a hospital-based adventure. With Sid James, Jim Dale and Kenneth Williams.
3:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cocktail HourAlan's getting more serious about Caroline, but her parents are well-to-do and Rigsby's far from convinced that the young scruff could possibly make the relationship work. Especially when he's not invited to a party in his own house...
4:50pm
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Real ThingWhy is Matthew tingling in the morning? Henry offers advice in matters of love - but not surprisingly it doesn't really help.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Flag And Its SnagFoggy is in the grip of another enthusiasm. "What better to complete the great British landscape than the great British flag - stirring the pride of future generations." But to reach the summit of Foggy's ambitions needs a certain amount of energy - not too apparent in Foggy's two compatriots, Clegg and Compo.
5pm
(repeat)
Old Dog And The Partridge
Episode 2: As she settles back into the pub, Nicola struggles to bond with her father Jack.
5:25pm
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 7 - These You Have LovedFed up with hospital radio, the patients try to do better themselves.
5:30pm30 min
The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 4 - Night Of The Living VirusStanley is making the most revolting film ever, but first he must find a leading lady.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Millport
Series 2, Episode 5 - GrowthBunty is nowhere to be found after an official from the European Community arrives on the island to inspect her vegetables. Meanwhile the rest of Millport has been bitten by the fitness bug.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 10 - Ironing DayAuntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
6:30pm30 min
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 6Sandi Toksvig is in the chair and Carolyn Brown reads out cuttings as panellists Susan Calman, Nick Doody, Francis Wheen and Rebecca Front take a satirical look at the week's news.
7pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 8 - MiserySusan comes to visit Janey at University (despite her daughter's protests). Ben plans a golfing weeekend. Things unsurprisingly don't go to plan to Ben.
7pm
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The Many Faces Of...
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Many Faces Of Les DawsonLes Dawson was one of Britain's all time great comedy talents. He's best known as a comedian but was also a talented musician, writer and actor. This programme traces his career, with familiar favourite TV clips and some rare gems from the archives.
7pm
(repeat)
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 5 - Captain Povey Reports SickClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.8, Around the World the Burkiss Way: Books are plundered, but what the Dickens is going on?
7:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 9 - Auto EroticaWhen Nick wins an old car in a poker game, he wants to use it for parts but Ben tries his best to restore it to it's former glory... sadly with little success. Will he and Susan ever get to Dorset for their anniversary weekend away? Meanwhile, Abi finds Michael in her room and has some fun teasing him.
7:45pm
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
7:45pm
(repeat)
HighLites
HighLites: Retouched, Episode 5When intimidating witnesses, tampering with CCTV, and making false statements fail to take the heat off Beverley and Shirley in a hit and run investigation, they resort to discrediting the victim. All in a week's work.
8:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
8:30pm
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Miranda
Series 2, Episode 3 - Let's Do ItThings are looking up for Miranda's love life when as she finds herself with two dates and two men vying for her affections. As always with Miranda, these things are never simple and she risks losing out on her perfect man.
9pm
(repeat)
Rowan Atkinson Live
Rowan Atkinson performing best sketches from his one man shows.
9pm30 min
Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 1Clare Balding makes her first appearance in the chair. Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guests Graham Linehan and Ken Livingstone.
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 3 - LibrarianLee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat.
9pm
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 2Fearne Cotton and Aiden Grimshaw join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions, all based around the results of a unique survey exploring British behaviour.
9pm30 min
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 8Gavin and Lorraine are as unlikely a pairing as Spam and ice cream but, with Julie on 'sick leave', they're forced to work together.
9:30pm30 min
Me And Mrs Jones
Episode 1Gemma raises the jealousy of the other mums at the school gates when handsome Tom asks her on a date. She's beyond nervous - but it's the surprise return of son Alfie from international travelling with new friend Billy that really throws her.
9:30pm30 min
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Bell-End Of An EraIt's a big moment in the life of young Martin Moone: his last week of primary school.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 4 - BabyLucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow.
9:45pm45 min version
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
10pm
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10pm30 min
10pm
The Comedy Club At The Cheltenham Literature Festival
The Comedy Club escapes the Radio 4 Extra studio and heads off to the Cheltenham Literature Festival for a night of stand-up comedy. ?Hosted by Arthur Smith, and featuring the stand-up talents of the various Radio 4 Extra Comedy Club presenters.
10pm70 min
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 5 - Cheryl Cole, McFly, Dara O Briain, Leona LewisAlan's sofa is crammed with pop stars as Cheryl Cole talks about her new book, Cheryl: My Story, and boy band McFly give the inside story on their new book, Unsaid Things: Our Story. Comedian Dara O Briain talks about his new tour and the music is from Leona Lewis, who performs her latest single, Trouble.
10pm30 min
10:15pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
10:20pm
(repeat)
10:30pm
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 2 - VacuumIt's Richie's first day back at work after paternity leave and his new PA Billy is a little idiotic, but could he be Richie's only hope in a domestic spat?
10:30pm
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Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
10:35pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Creme De La Crime
Series 1, Episode 5 - Heist SocietyMichael Feydeau and David Pershore recall some 1960s cunning villainy.
10:55pm
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
11pm30 min
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 15Imran Yusef has his own citizenship test, Roger Monkhouse thinks we're f***ed, James Acaster is perplexed and Roisin Conaty watches a 'karate' film.
11pm
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Shameless
Series 10, Episode 7Business is booming for Jackson and Shane, expansion is afoot and their future looks rosy. But when Jackson spots Shane giving leftover food to the homeless, all hell breaks loose.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 9Kevin Bridges, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Patrick Kielty join Hugh, Andy and Dara.
11pm
(repeat)
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
11pm
(repeat)
The Party Party
Episode 3: Will Sir Lord Knight's campaign over the danger of ads do the business?
11:05pm
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Shameless
Series 10, Episode 6Marty makes a life-changing decision and finds the nerve to propose to Kelly. Over the moon, she accepts.
11:05pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
11:10pm
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Friday Night Dinner
Series 2, Episode 1 - BuggyWhen Jonny discovers Adam's old diary, he learns a terrible secret and war breaks out in the Goodman household.
11:30pm
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Play And Record
Series 1, Episode 1The sketches include the Time Nazi, the Pringles crisps support group, Sheriff Pun and a rather enthusiastic Vernon Kay fan.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 3 - Turn Again Geoff TippsFired from his job, Geoff heads to London to fulfil his dream of becoming Royston Vasey's leading entertainer. Meanwhile, Legz Akimbo theatre company mount their latest production - a sensitive look at the disabled - and fag-hag Tish descends on Camden Town.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Gary In LoveFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:40pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Comedy World Cup
Episode 4In episode four, captain Andy Parsons, Jon Richardson and The Chuckle Brothers take on Omid Djalili who is joined by Daniel Sloss and Joe Pasquale. Hosted by David Tennant.
11:45pm
(repeat)
The Unforgettable...
Series 4, Episode 8 - Spike MilliganWriter, musician, Goon, poet, artist and humanitarian, perceived as genius and madman in equal measure, Spike Milligan was a man whose life was full of contradiction, controversy and comedy.
Midnight
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Midnight
(repeat)
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Bell-End Of An EraIt's a big moment in the life of young Martin Moone: his last week of primary school.
12:20am
(repeat)
Rowan Atkinson Live
Rowan Atkinson performing best sketches from his one man shows.
12:25am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 14 - Near, FarLouise and her new boyfriend Mick are getting on well - she loves hearing all his celebrity gossip. None of her friends believe she has such a stylish boyfriend, and she wants to introduce him to them all. Only trouble is, her squeak is starting to annoy him!
12:30am
(repeat)
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 5This week's performers are David Kay, Terry Alderton, Keara Murphy and Graeme Thomas.
12:30am
(repeat)
Rufus Hound: Being Rude
TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.
12:35am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 3 - LibrarianLee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat.
12:55am
(repeat)
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
1am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
1am
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 2Fearne Cotton and Aiden Grimshaw join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions, all based around the results of a unique survey exploring British behaviour.
1:15am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 4 - BabyLucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow.
1:25am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
1:45am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
1:55am
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
1:55am
(repeat)
2am
(repeat)
Little Blighty On The Down
Episode 2: Sparks enjoys economic prosperity under the Rotarians. But will it last?
2:10am
(repeat)
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 5 - Cheryl Cole, McFly, Dara O Briain, Leona LewisAlan's sofa is crammed with pop stars as Cheryl Cole talks about her new book, Cheryl: My Story, and boy band McFly give the inside story on their new book, Unsaid Things: Our Story. Comedian Dara O Briain talks about his new tour and the music is from Leona Lewis, who performs her latest single, Trouble.
2:25am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 9Kevin Bridges, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Patrick Kielty join Hugh, Andy and Dara.
2:30am
(repeat)
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 3 - Turn Again Geoff TippsFired from his job, Geoff heads to London to fulfil his dream of becoming Royston Vasey's leading entertainer. Meanwhile, Legz Akimbo theatre company mount their latest production - a sensitive look at the disabled - and fag-hag Tish descends on Camden Town.
2:30am
(repeat)
Snap
Series 2, Episode 2Molly's worried over the impact of ex-hubby Doug's single life on Dawn and Raymond.
2:40am
(repeat)
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 7 - These You Have LovedFed up with hospital radio, the patients try to do better themselves.
3am
(repeat)
Meet The Parents
Series 2, Episode 5The victim of the fifth show is Kris, who's been set up by his girlfriend Astrid.
3:30am
(repeat)
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
3:45am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
5am
(repeat)
Old Dog And The Partridge
Episode 2: As she settles back into the pub, Nicola struggles to bond with her father Jack.
5:30am
(repeat)
Millport
Series 2, Episode 5 - GrowthBunty is nowhere to be found after an official from the European Community arrives on the island to inspect her vegetables. Meanwhile the rest of Millport has been bitten by the fitness bug.