Schedule Thursday 4th October 2012
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 1 - The WeddingBeryl's sister, Gloria, is due to get married. Beryl's none too pleased with her bridesmaid's dress, but when both Gloria and her fiancé, Ernie, decide to call it off, she changes her tune.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 15 - Nest EggSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 4 - Lassie Go HomeWendy adopts a dog which adores her, but hates Robin.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 3A sketch about messengers, a sketch about the history of alchemy and a sketch... Sketch? "Sketch"? Sorry, you know when you repeat a word so often it starts to go weird? "Sketch". Sketch! Ssssssketch. That's got it, better now. Anyway, there's a sketch about that.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Good SamaritansSandra is inspired by the works of Bertrand Russell to help her fellow man. Beryl is a reluctant follower, but the pair step up to the plate when colleague Irene runs into some marital stress.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Quality Of LifeHacker visits an urban farm unaware that he has just ordered for the same farm to be closed. Not only that, but it is to be turned into a car park for tax inspectors and the owner of the farm is married to an editor of the Daily Express.
Sykes
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stolen BentleySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Huddwinks
Episode 2.5, Tom Smollet's Schooldays: A young pupil faces up to boarding school life with a fearsome headmaster and a head boy bully.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Just A Minute
Long running radio panel game in which contestants to talk for one minute without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 7 - Last TangoThe "regulars" plan a party, but unexpected guests turn up...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 11 - Swap FeverWhen Eddie tells the monsters about swapping teeny pets - free toys that come in cereal packets - Fiend becomes addicted, determined to build the biggest collection of teeny pets ever. Meanwhile, it gives Kate and Nick the idea to swap roles - leading to even more chaos in the household.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 6 - Any Questions?Henry stands for the Council as an independent candidate. But where do Matthew and Mrs T. stand - and why is the female Labour candidate in the house?
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 11 - BridezillaLove is in the air at Hotel Trubble. Dolly is sure Mr Trubble is going to propose, and has entered the Wedding of the Year competition. Can the staff put on a spectacular wedding and win the massive cash prize?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 3 - JubileeFoggy wants to do something for the Royal Jubilee. This simple wish means enlisting the support of Compo and Clegg, and offering their services to the vicar - but things do not quite go to plan.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 2The guests this week are Ben Miller, David Gest, former popstar Kimberly Wyatt and gossip queen Trisha Goddard.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 6 - Last Of The Big SpendersRigsby's hoping to take new tenant Brenda out for the evening. Unfortunately, he has somewhat of a cashflow problem, a string of unwelcome visitors start arriving at the house.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 6Boris Johnson acts as host. With Stephen K. Amos on Ian's side and Clive Anderson on Paul's.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Quality Of LifeHacker visits an urban farm unaware that he has just ordered for the same farm to be closed. Not only that, but it is to be turned into a car park for tax inspectors and the owner of the farm is married to an editor of the Daily Express.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 9 - Get CartierBen keeps getting unwanted presents from his new patient, Mr Smith from the mob.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 10 - 'Tis Pity She's A WhoreJaney visits her grandma and learns a disturbing family secret, while Ben is upset when Michael stands for election in school as a Tory candidate.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 26 - Tooth FairyShaun tries to find a solution for Bitzer's horrible toothache.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 5 - Nobody Messes With Tony The ThroatHoward is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 2The guests this week are Ben Miller, David Gest, former popstar Kimberly Wyatt and gossip queen Trisha Goddard.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 6Boris Johnson acts as host. With Stephen K. Amos on Ian's side and Clive Anderson on Paul's.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 7 - JulieMatthew thinks things are running smoothly between his father and himself. Then his sister Julie decides to stay with them - proving decisively that three is a crowd.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 3 - JubileeFoggy wants to do something for the Royal Jubilee. This simple wish means enlisting the support of Compo and Clegg, and offering their services to the vicar - but things do not quite go to plan.
Mind Your Own Business!
Episode 1, She'll Have to Go: An accountant tackles a tycoon over his number of women workers.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Day In The Life OfWhen a TV crew arrives to make a programme about the hospital, the patients fight for stardom.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 4 - Lassie Go HomeWendy adopts a dog which adores her, but hates Robin.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 4Featuring a story involving the devil; some sitcom characters feeling trapped; and a rather good point about the security number on the back of credit cards.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 33 - Camping ChaosThe lives of the sheep are disrupted when an unfriendly camper puts up his tent in their field.
St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 9 - Get CartierBen keeps getting unwanted presents from his new patient, Mr Smith from the mob.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Quality Of LifeHacker visits an urban farm unaware that he has just ordered for the same farm to be closed. Not only that, but it is to be turned into a car park for tax inspectors and the owner of the farm is married to an editor of the Daily Express.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 5 - Nobody Messes With Tony The ThroatHoward is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 24 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one, as the new arrival claims that Jones left him in the desert to die. However, Jones sets out to tell the truth.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 10 - 'Tis Pity She's A WhoreJaney visits her grandma and learns a disturbing family secret, while Ben is upset when Michael stands for election in school as a Tory candidate.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundDel's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 2 - InfidelityGary is determined to find out is Dorothy is two-timing him.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 1 - TrojanThe Dwarfer's mining ship is still creaking though the wastelands of unchartered deep space, but the posse soon stumble upon the mysteriously abandoned SS Trojan. As they inspect the ship, Rimmer receives an SOS distress call from an old foe and is suddenly faced with the dilemma of his life.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 2Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Norman Wisdom: His Story
Special celebrating the life and work of late comic actor Norman Wisdom.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 2 - Family MeetingKen is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...
The Blagger's Guide
The Beatles / James Bond, Special - The Blagger's Guide To The BeatlesIndulge yourself in Beatlemania as David Quantick gives the Fab Four the full Blagger's treatment - or was it the Fab Five?
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 6News of Leighton's sacking doesn't go down well, and it's Julie who receives the brunt of the backlash. The No Nonsense range comes in handy for a pregnant Sue.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Red Dwarf
A repeat run of episodes from Series IV, followed by a repeat of tonight's new Series X episode. Repeated again as of 00.20.
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 4A TV chef travels the round the world in a balloon - with a hostage; we see Bavaria's most popular statistics-based entertainment show, Reports Mode; and learn how the Ku Klux Klan really got their name. Plus how a glass-and-a-half of wine can almost solve all the world's problems.
Ronna & Beverly
Episode 4TV presenter Fern Britton, Strictly Come Dancing's fringed favourite Claudia Winkleman and 70s and 80s singing icon Michael Bolton are this week's guests facing intrusive questioning from madcap hosts Ronna & Beverly.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 10Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison analyse the week's news. With guests Ed Byrne, Alun Cochrane and Gary Delaney.
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 3A sketch about messengers, a sketch about the history of alchemy and a sketch... Sketch? "Sketch"? Sorry, you know when you repeat a word so often it starts to go weird? "Sketch". Sketch! Ssssssketch. That's got it, better now. Anyway, there's a sketch about that.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 6Joining the panel this week are magician Dynamo, actor Noel Clarke and TV presenter Rick Edwards.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 5England cricketer James Anderson and comic Jimmy Carr join in the fun in a must-see fix that sees Corden, Bishop and Thompson limber up for a rhythmic gymnastics contest.
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 4To Adam's humiliation, the Archdeacon insists that he consults his old rival for media training. Guest starring Hugh Bonneville as church star Roland Wise.
Newsjack
Series 7, Episode 3Thomas the Tank Engine meets the Fat Controller Patrick McLoughlin, Labour talk about their plans to provide more available housing by selling the 4G network, and David Cameron presents a BBC One dumbed-down history documentary.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 7 - Jack Dee, Dynamo, Emma Watson, No DoubtJonathan Ross welcomes grumpy comedian Jack Dee, popular magician Dynamo and Harry Potter star Emma Watson. Plus Gwen Stefani rejoins her No Doubt bandmates for a live performance.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundDel's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
Hunderby
Episode 6News of Helene's pregnancy brings a celebratory mood to Hunderby, before Geoff's future is placed in jeopardy.
Bigipedia
Series 2, Episode 1 - What's New In Bigipedia 2.0?The long-awaited release of Bigipedia 2.0 - the infallible, ever-present cyberfriend!
Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 6 - PhobicEpisode 6, Phobic: Unable to look at his own reflection in a mirror, Martin enlists local artist Dan to help him with his phobia before it's too late.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 5England cricketer James Anderson and comic Jimmy Carr join in the fun in a must-see fix that sees Corden, Bishop and Thompson limber up for a rhythmic gymnastics contest.
Think The Unthinkable
Series 4, Episode 4 - Barrington GeneralSitcom about a firm of incompetent management consultants who cause havoc every time they are hired.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 3 - Jessie J, One Direction, Kevin McCloud, Alicia KeysAlan is joined by Jessie J who chats about her autobiography Nice to Meet You, and One Direction talk about their new album and single. Kevin McCloud drops in to talk Grand Designs. Plus, there's music from US singer Alicia Keys.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 2 - InfidelityGary is determined to find out is Dorothy is two-timing him.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 2Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 2Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 1 - Jen The FredoJen wants to stretch herself in the workplace so applies for the post of Entertainment Manager.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 2 - Family MeetingKen is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...
Comedy World Cup
Episode 3Captain Johnny Vegas and team mates Josh Widdicombe and Mick Miller take on Phill Jupitus, who is joined by Roisin Conaty and Barry Cryer.
Rev.
Series 1, Episode 4To Adam's humiliation, the Archdeacon insists that he consults his old rival for media training. Guest starring Hugh Bonneville as church star Roland Wise.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.
Huddwinks
Episode 2.5, Tom Smollet's Schooldays: A young pupil faces up to boarding school life with a fearsome headmaster and a head boy bully.
The Bubble
Episode 1 - Reginald D. Hunter, Victoria Coren, Frank SkinnerA comedy news-quiz hosted by David Mitchell. Each week three contestants are locked in a media-free zone.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
Norman Wisdom: His Story
Special celebrating the life and work of late comic actor Norman Wisdom.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 4 - Death in Royston VaseyGeoff, Mike and Brian take a disastrous detour on the way to the plastics convention, and the mayor is forced to make an appearance to calm growing public concern.
Just A Minute
Long running radio panel game in which contestants to talk for one minute without repetition, hesitation or deviation.
Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 1Olympic boxing gold medallist Anthony Joshua and broadcaster Sara Cox join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions, all based around the results of a unique survey exploring British behaviour.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 2 - Family MeetingKen is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...
Mind Your Own Business!
Episode 1, She'll Have to Go: An accountant tackles a tycoon over his number of women workers.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 4 - Lassie Go HomeWendy adopts a dog which adores her, but hates Robin.