Schedule Friday 28th September 2012
Bread
Series 7, Episode 5Things take another turn for the worse when Nellie is taken to hospital. As she discovers she has been given an hysterectomy, a visit from the family proves less than comforting. Grandad, in the meantime, is left alone to cope with a visit from Lilo Lill.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 9 - GambleEric's been bitten by the gambling bug, and manages to lose everything - even the house. A clever plot is needed to get it back...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 10 - Between OurselvesWhile Thelma is still at her mother's, Bob has not been eating. He is also regretting having Terry stay with him as he's messy, lazy and causing his neighbours to talk. Bob writes a letter to Thelma that Terry tries to deliver at the library but even that is doomed to failure it seems.
Millport
Series 2, Episode 3 - AvowalIrene and Moira are not speaking. Alberto and Ena have fallen out over the minestrone and Agnes has declared Third World War on the minister's trousers. Just how are the villagers going to solve their dispute if no one is talking to each other?
What's So Funny?
2012 Specials - Liverpool Comedy FestivalEd Byrne and guests preview the best acts and shows coming up at the Liverpool Comedy Festival 2012.
Bread
Series 7, Episode 6While Nellie is recovering in hospital, the family is at home wondering why her mystery visitor, Derek, called her "darling". Nellie, however, is struggling with Lilo Lill's bedside manner. Jack is frustrated with his lack of success at becoming a father and suspects Leonora is on the pill.
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 3 - Mr Murray Is VictimisedClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 10 - UniformEveryone in uniform seems to be conspiring against Eric. If it's not Corky on patrol, then it's the postman or a lollipop man!
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.6, Not to Be Unwrapped the Burkiss Way: Queen Victoria complains - and all is revealed 'Upstairs Downstairs'.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 6Ronnie organises a disastrous birthday party and Nick finally finds his father's will.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Whispers
Series 1, Episode 6Swearing, cocaine, wine-throwing and flagellation are just some of the items on the agenda this week. With Gyles Brandreth, team captains Anthony Holden and Stella Duffy, and their special guests this week Jennie Bond and Geoffrey Durham.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Last Posh FrockAfter constantly being treated like one of the lads, the life of self sufficency upsets Barbara who admits to missing feeling like a woman. Tom eventually realises that Barbara gave up more than he did when they traded lives and performs a selfless act to try and help.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 7 - Quality TimeThe monsters are fed up with the family never having time for them, so they steal all the clocks in the house. In response, Nick installs a huge and terrifying grandfather clock - from now on, the house is going to run like clockwork! There's definitely no 'time' for fun anymore.
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 7 - When Hally Met SallySally's old school rival Hally arrives at Hotel Trubble and soon starts bossing everyone around; Sally has to do something before Hally takes over the hotel.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 6 - Going To Gordon's WeddingCompo's nephew is marrying Josie. Foggy is apprehensive - the combination of relatives and alcohol fills him with deep foreboding.
Gloomsbury
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Trials Of Attempting An ElopementVera longs to elope to Mediterranean sunshine with one of her bosom chums. But her first choice, Ginny Fox is stubbornly impervious to adventure and Venus Traduces is fully booked for elopements until next April.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 10 - Support Your Local SkydiverCompo sports a more daring image.
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 3 - Mr Murray Is VictimisedClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.6, Not to Be Unwrapped the Burkiss Way: Queen Victoria complains - and all is revealed 'Upstairs Downstairs'.
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 7 - Bittersweet SymphonyA small lie from Hadley sees him passing himself off as the bad boy of Harp, and all for the new love of his life. Meanwhile, Aretha is the lucrative voice of the yappy nappy puppy - unfortunately they insist she be the face of it, too.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Unkindest CutSusan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 3Newcomer Pearse James steals the spotlight with his absurd views and hilarious observations; John Moloney shows the good old fashioned art of stand-up at its best; and Eleanor Morton enduces chuckles with her ukulele.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
Hard Boiled Eggs And Nuts
Radio 4 comedy drama about a young Stan Laurel and the relationship he has with his erratic but fabulous mother.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 1 - Some Adventures Of The Inventor Of The Mother StitchWhen Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do but find him a good friend.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 22 - Sheep On The LooseWhile the sheep visit the fair, can Bitzer convince the farmer that everything's normal?
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Last Posh FrockAfter constantly being treated like one of the lads, the life of self sufficency upsets Barbara who admits to missing feeling like a woman. Tom eventually realises that Barbara gave up more than he did when they traded lives and performs a selfless act to try and help.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Body Like MineHealth and fitness are the new buzzwords in the house, and Rigsby's keenness to portray himself as in prime condition lead him to challenging Philip to a boxing match. The winner may just prove to be a surprise to all.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 3 - Plastic DreamworldMatthew finds an easy way to make £10, by opening a new bank account. But how long can he withstand the myriad temptations of cash dispensing machines and credit cards?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 6 - Going To Gordon's WeddingCompo's nephew is marrying Josie. Foggy is apprehensive - the combination of relatives and alcohol fills him with deep foreboding.
No Commitments
Episode 10.6, The Ring Cycle: Roger offers a helping hand to his potential son-in-law's career, but how keen is Emily?
Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 3 - It Can Damage Your HealthDespite being warned on a frequent basis, the patients are undeterred by the risks of smoking.
The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 2 - Gut InstinctA dead goldfish, a crying woman and a trip to the local sewage works are just a few of the things Stanley has to deal with in this week's episode.
Millport
Series 2, Episode 3 - AvowalIrene and Moira are not speaking. Alberto and Ena have fallen out over the minestrone and Agnes has declared Third World War on the minister's trousers. Just how are the villagers going to solve their dispute if no one is talking to each other?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 10 - Support Your Local SkydiverCompo sports a more daring image.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 4A satirical review of the week's news, chaired by Sandi Toksvig. With panellists Jeremy Hardy, Francis Wheen, Andy Hamilton and Bob Mills.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 3 - Mr Murray Is VictimisedClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 1 - Some Adventures Of The Inventor Of The Mother StitchWhen Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do but find him a good friend.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.6, Not to Be Unwrapped the Burkiss Way: Queen Victoria complains - and all is revealed 'Upstairs Downstairs'.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Unkindest CutSusan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 1 - The New MeStevie has her work cut out trying to stop Miranda spending all day in her pyjamas with a packet of biscuits for company, feeling sorry for herself that Gary departed for Hong Kong taking with him her chance of any relationship... no matter how unlikely that was.
Spy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Codename: BookclubTim really wants to join Marcus's book club, well, what he thinks is a book club. Meanwhile, the Examiner demonstrates his unique lie-detecting skills.
Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert hosts tonight's edition of satirical panel game. Featuring guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Louise Bagshawe MP.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 6News of Leighton's sacking doesn't go down well, and it's Julie who receives the brunt of the backlash. The No Nonsense range comes in handy for a pregnant Sue.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Christmas Special - Mammy's AssIt's Christmas and all across Ireland Mothers are looking forward to their loved ones returning home. With son Trevor coming back from the missions abroad for the first time in four years, Agnes Brown is determined to make this Christmas a truly special celebration, with her whole family present at last.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 4 - Dara O'Briain and Frankie BoyleLive stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain and Frankie Boyle.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 4Billy discovers a used pregnancy test after Mimi, Karen and Gloria spend the night boozing. He turns to Jamie for advice, and both of them set out to discover who's the daddy.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
What's So Funny?
2012 Specials - Liverpool Comedy FestivalEd Byrne and guests preview the best acts and shows coming up at the Liverpool Comedy Festival 2012.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 3 - Jessie J, One Direction, Kevin McCloud, Alicia KeysAlan is joined by Jessie J who chats about her autobiography Nice to Meet You, and One Direction talk about their new album and single. Kevin McCloud drops in to talk Grand Designs. Plus, there's music from US singer Alicia Keys.
Walking And Talking
Episode 2Kath gets into a bit of bother with Fred the Ted but, on the plus side, there's a secret gig to look forward to. Meanwhile, Mary celebrates her anniversary.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Dawson Bros. Funtime
Sketch show pilot from prolific behind-the-scenes gag writers the Dawson Brothers.
The Mark Steel Solution
Series 2, Episode 2 - TransportAnother radical proposal as the comedian calls for wacky improvements to Britain's crumbling transport system.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 7The panel show may be past the midway point, but there are no signs of flagging. While Claudia Winkleman joins the Reds, comedian Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show Would I Lie To You?.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 13Mike Gunn on toilet attendants, Imran Yusuf is confident, Tom Wrigglesworth talks Kate Middleton and Joe Wilkinson needs bog roll for a dump.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 6As Lisa and Dan ride high on the excitement of their holiday, could there be more to the trip than meets the eye? Elsewhere, Denise drops a bombshell.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 10Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle whilst Gina Yashere joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The HomecomingKen struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.
The Party Party
Episode 1: It's 1992 and the party of the loony right and centre sweeps to power.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.
Chris Ramsey's Comedy Fringe
Episode 4Chris Ramsey introduces some of the best bits from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
The Remains Of Foley And McColl
Episode 3 - Snuff RadioSean Foley and Hamish McColl compete in a European Radio Drama competition.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 5 - Love Comes To Royston VaseyIt seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem. There's an in-depth documentary about documentaries, and a very angry discussion about christenings. Meanwhile, David and Rob look for a sensitve new way to end their sketch show, just to prove they have depth.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 5 - And God Created WomanTed ends up playing host to one of his favourite novelists, the rather attractive Polly Clarke. Meanwhile, a group of Nuns are also scheduled to pay visit to Craggy island.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 11 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 90sJimmy Carr is joined by Phill Jupitus, Alan Davies, Dara O'Briain, Claudia Winkleman, Jack Whitehall and Denise Van Outen to look back at the 1990s.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 1, Episode 6 - The DateAdam comes home to find the house looking immaculate, with classical music playing in the living room, Mum's posh bowls on the dinner table, Dad in a smart suit, and most mysteriously - the table is set for five.
Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand, Episode 3Carl Donnelly talks about his dance moves and problems with cars; Jo Caulfield talks about about her move to Edinburgh; and Lee Camp combines political ranting with some killer one liners.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal RestFather Jack consumes more floor polish than is good for him and leaves Ted and Dougal half a million pounds in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to claim it?
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 6 - The End Of The WorldIn the final episode of the hugely ambitious series, Lee Kerns turns his attention to the end of the world and ponders whether it coincides with the age of celebrity.
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
Meet The Parents
Series 2, Episode 3Emma has been set up by her boyfriend Wez. Will Emma endure the madness of his fake family for a full three hours in order to win an amazing holiday?
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 4 - EcuadorJonny's new car gets him into trouble with women. After confronting Janet, Donna plans her revenge on Gaz for his infidelity. Louise resorts to underhand tactics as she seeks forgiveness from Jonny for getting him shot by the police.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 6Dale Maily is at London's Gay Pride looking for some answers to homosexuality, while James and Barnaby are explaining the changes being made to the NHS under Andrew Lansley's new Health and Social Care Reform Bill.
Comedy World Cup
Episode 2The second show sees team captain Alan Carr with Sara Pascoe and Clive Anderson pit their wits against captain Micky Flanagan with Kevin Bridges and Stan Boardman.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Phill Jupitus: Quadrophobia
Stand-up show featuring Phill Jupitus. His set encompasses the London Zoo, electrical superstores and his morbid fear of spiders.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
Hazelbeach
Series 1, Episode 6Ronnie organises a disastrous birthday party and Nick finally finds his father's will.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 5 - Love Comes To Royston VaseyIt seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.
Whispers
Series 1, Episode 6Swearing, cocaine, wine-throwing and flagellation are just some of the items on the agenda this week. With Gyles Brandreth, team captains Anthony Holden and Stella Duffy, and their special guests this week Jennie Bond and Geoffrey Durham.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 4Billy discovers a used pregnancy test after Mimi, Karen and Gloria spend the night boozing. He turns to Jamie for advice, and both of them set out to discover who's the daddy.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The HomecomingKen struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Chris Ramsey's Comedy Fringe
Episode 4Chris Ramsey introduces some of the best bits from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 1, Episode 6 - The DateAdam comes home to find the house looking immaculate, with classical music playing in the living room, Mum's posh bowls on the dinner table, Dad in a smart suit, and most mysteriously - the table is set for five.
No Commitments
Episode 10.6, The Ring Cycle: Roger offers a helping hand to his potential son-in-law's career, but how keen is Emily?
Millport
Series 2, Episode 3 - AvowalIrene and Moira are not speaking. Alberto and Ena have fallen out over the minestrone and Agnes has declared Third World War on the minister's trousers. Just how are the villagers going to solve their dispute if no one is talking to each other?