Schedule Thursday 27th September 2012
10:45am15 min
6:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
6:30pm30 min
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 2, Episode 3A sketch about messengers, a sketch about the history of alchemy and a sketch... Sketch? "Sketch"? Sorry, you know when you repeat a word so often it starts to go weird? "Sketch". Sketch! Ssssssketch. That's got it, better now. Anyway, there's a sketch about that.
7pm
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My Family
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Awkward PhaseWhile Susan is clearing out everyone's old clothes for charity, Michael worries about what to do on a date and so gets advice from Nick!
7:40pm
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My Family
Series 1, Episode 8 - Much Ado About BenWhen Susan finds Viagra, she wonders why Nick has it. Later though, Ben gets ill and has to go to the hospital where he's told he has hypertension... but not before he admits to taking the Viagra.
8:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 8 - One Man's JunkThe Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.
9pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of CharacterGodber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.
9pm
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9pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
9pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Another Prick In The WallUsing the battle for the bathroom as an opportunity to catch extra zeds, Martin falls foul of Sinead's pranks when she covers him in make-up while he's asleep. Unable to get to a mirror, Martin heads off to school unaware of his Boy George-esque look...
9:30pm
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The HomecomingKen struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.
9:30pm
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Trollied
Series 2, Episode 5Good intentions backfire when Leighton does his bit to combat global warming... by turning down the freezers. It is one mishap too many and, far from getting behind Leighton's environmental crusade, Lorraine decides to fire him.
9:40pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
9:40pm
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10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 9More topical comedy from Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. with guests Milton Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Joe Wilkinson.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 5Keith, Holly and Fearne are joined by Olympic gold medallist Jessica Ennis, boxer Amir Khan, comedian Joe Lycett, and TOWIE star Joey Essex.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 6In this latest banter-filled fix, Corden welcomes God into the studio... well, the next best thing in footballing terms: Robbie Fowler. Presenter Christine Bleakley pops up too.
10:20pm
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Rev.
Series 1, Episode 3Adam's decision to allow a Muslim children's prayer group to use the church for classes brings his congregation's prejudices to light.
10:20pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Highlights SpecialDavid O'Doherty presents a compilation of the best bits from this series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Join him as he reunites all of the guest hosts for a star-studded evening of entertainment.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 7, Episode 2John Terry tries to correct some things about his retirement, BBC Radio 1 talks about Nick Grimshaw taking over as the new breakfast host, and Mitt Romney continues his mission to offend as many people as possible.
10:35pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 6 - Michael Gambon, Emily Blunt, John BishopJonathan Ross's guests include actors Michael Gambon and Emily Blunt, and comedian John Bishop with live music from indie rockers FUN.
11pm
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 2Mark Watson joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Caulfield joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
11pm30 min
Two Episodes Of Mash
Series 2, Episode 4Diane, Joe and David have to do 30 minutes of community service as punishment for their crimes against radio. Aled Jones is their probation officer and he has a list of things they have to do before the end of the show. At least, that's what he says...
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 3David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and comedians Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join regulars Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the topical quiz.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Beast Of Royston VaseyThe schoolchildren get a visit from the incompetent Legz Akimbo Theatre Company and the Denton children get cousin Benjamin in more trouble than he can possibly imagine.
11:40pm
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