Schedule for 26th September 2012 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Bread

Series 7, Episode 3

Lilo Lill pays Nellie a visit to compare notes on Freddie's last known whereabouts. The rest of the family plan their holiday but there seems to be little enthusiasm from their respective partners to endure a Boswell family holiday!

6:30am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 2, Episode 7 - Fancy Dress

Mr Brown is once again organising his office's annual fancy dress party, and invites Eric and Hattie along. Now they must decide what to wear...

7am (repeat)

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And Relations

Bob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!

7am (repeat)

Albert And Me

Series 1, Episode 5 - Mind That Baby

Single dad Bryan gets wrapped in red tape at the benefits office.

7:30am (repeat)

Party

Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curry

The group reconvene after their summer break and the ambition steps up a gear.

7:40am (repeat)

Bread

Series 7, Episode 4

Aveline is offered the role of a pregnant woman in a film and is now grateful to Oswald for his input! Lilo Lill sets out to find Freddie by visiting some of his favourite people and places...

8am (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 5, Episode 16 - The Junk Man

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

8:20am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 2, Episode 8 - Window Smasher

All of the houses in the street have had a window broken - except Eric's. Mr Brown and the postman decide that he must be the perpetrator, but refuse to accept the most basic logic when Eric protests his innocence!

8:30am (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 3, Episode 7

Scary wannabes in Opportunity Flops, and a whodunit.

9am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

9am (repeat)

A Whole New Ball Game

Episode 2.4, How Was It For You: Will Guy and Robert make it back into Father Benedict's team?

9:05am (repeat)

Dani's House

A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.

9:40am (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break War

When Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.

10:20am (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

10:30am (repeat)

Me & My Monsters

Series 2, Episode 5 - Monster On Top

When Eddie goes on a school trip, the monsters are lost without their leader. So Fiend appoints himself king of the monsters. But Haggis and Norman each think they should be in charge, so they decide to hold an election.

10:45am
15 min

Feminine Forever

Episode 3

Trevor and Eileen visit Judy's commune.

10:55am (repeat)

Hotel Trubble

Series 2, Episode 5 - Catz 'N' Doggz

Rap star Z-Dogg is coming to stay at Hotel Trubble, and all the staff are star-struck. Jamie insists they should treat him like any other guest; that is, until he meets him.

11am (repeat)

My Family

A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the mainstream BBC One sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.00.

11am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 3, Episode 4 - Cheering Up Gordon

A seaside holiday for Compo, Clegg and Foggy. They strike a bargain with Compo's nephew Gordon - if he teaches them how to fish, they'll teach him how to pick up the odd bird...

11:30am
30 min

Fags, Mags And Bags

Series 5, Episode 1 - Hovering Chops

The careful eco-balance of shop is under threat when a new butcher sets up shop in Lenzie with a dazzling array of award winning sausages and forthright chat. The current butcher incumbent, Mutton Jeff, is particularly upset that his chop empire is under threat and calls upon Ramesh and the Lenzie Local Retail Traders Association to put a stop it.

11:40am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 19, Episode 8 - Nowhere Particular

Things go awry when Compo insists on being the first to test Howard's new acquisition, an old van customised for him by Wesley.

12pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 5, Episode 16 - The Junk Man

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

12:20pm (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant Traveller

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.

12:30pm (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 3, Episode 7

Scary wannabes in Opportunity Flops, and a whodunit.

12:35pm (repeat)

My Almost Famous Family

Episode 5 - Beat Surrender

Gary and Shalondra announce a maths test. Anyone who fails is out of the band! Grandad's arrival is a distraction for everyone, but for Isaac it's a great way to avoid revising. But can the others stop him from being kicked out of the band?

1pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 5 - A Farewell To Alarms

When Susan worries about the rising crime rate, she insists that the family get a new alarm system - much to Ben's annoyance.

1:40pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 6 - Death Takes A Policy

Ben insults Mrs Dudley, yet another of his disgruntled patients, at his surgery and also chats to Father Connolly about death.

2pm
30 min

Christopher Brookmyre's Comedy Bookcase

Series 2, Episode 4 - Phill Jupitus

Christopher Brookmyre chats in-depth with comedian Phill Jupitus about his life, writing and his return to performance poetry after a 27 year break.

2:10pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?

2:15pm (repeat)

The Bat Man

Romantic comedy starring Bill Nighy as a bat-obsessed widower. Written by Amelia Bullmore.

2:20pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 4, Episode 6 - The Departed

Tyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.

2:30pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten Years

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.

3pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

3:05pm (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 4, Episode 8

Emperor Nero visits the victims of the Great Fire of Rome, some Crusaders attend a training course on how to fight weird monsters, and we meet the man with the best (and worst) job in Tudor England.

3:10pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 1, Episode 18 - Mountains Out Of Molehills

With the flock in a dancing mood, not even a molehill can spoil their fun... or can it?

3:40pm (repeat)

The Good Life

Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break War

When Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.

4pm (repeat)

Shooting Stars

Series 6, Episode 3

On Jack's team tonight is TV presenter Julia Bradbury and comedy actor Martin Freeman, while Ulrika welcomes Hollywood movie star Paddy Considine and, once again, politely puts up with her regular guest, burger van owner Angelos Epithemiou.

4:15pm (repeat)

Rising Damp

Series 2, Episode 1 - The Permissive Society

Ruth is depressed following 'the deception' of a recent male friend. Rigsby takes what he believes to be his chance to woo her, but their evening encounter is not entirely as planned. Meanwhile, Alan's got problems with a girl's father...

4:20pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

4:40pm (repeat)

Have I Got News For You

Series 24, Episode 2

With Ross Noble on Ian's side and Gerald Kaufman on Paul's side.

4:45pm (repeat)

Home To Roost

Series 2, Episode 1 - Protest

Matthew becomes a vegetarian, but what is in the cardboard box, and why is Henry brandishing a poker?

5pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 3, Episode 4 - Cheering Up Gordon

A seaside holiday for Compo, Clegg and Foggy. They strike a bargain with Compo's nephew Gordon - if he teaches them how to fish, they'll teach him how to pick up the odd bird...

5:15pm (repeat)

Only When I Laugh

Series 2, Episode 1 - Whatever Happened To Gloria Robbins?

The trio get into a lather when a glamorous film star arrives on the ward.

5:20pm (repeat)

QI. Stephen Fry. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series B, Episode 3 - Bombs

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

5:30pm (repeat)

Albert And Me

Series 1, Episode 5 - Mind That Baby

Single dad Bryan gets wrapped in red tape at the benefits office.

5:40pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 19, Episode 8 - Nowhere Particular

Things go awry when Compo insists on being the first to test Howard's new acquisition, an old van customised for him by Wesley.

6:20pm (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant Traveller

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.

6:30pm (repeat)

4 O'Clock Club

Series 1, Episode 4 - Disco

The school disco means just one thing for the Carter brothers - girl trouble.

6:30pm
30 min

Party

Series 3, Episode 2 - The Grundy

This week the group visit Phoebe and 'The Grundy' in hospital.

7pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 5 - A Farewell To Alarms

When Susan worries about the rising crime rate, she insists that the family get a new alarm system - much to Ben's annoyance.

7pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 5, Episode 16 - The Junk Man

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

7:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten Years

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.

7:30pm (repeat)

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Series 3, Episode 7

Scary wannabes in Opportunity Flops, and a whodunit.

7:40pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 6 - Death Takes A Policy

Ben insults Mrs Dudley, yet another of his disgruntled patients, at his surgery and also chats to Father Connolly about death.

8pm (repeat)

Dead Ringers

TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.

8:20pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 4, Episode 6 - The Departed

Tyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.

9pm
60 min

Mount Pleasant

Series 2, Episode 6

As Lisa and Dan ride high on the excitement of their holiday, could there be more to the trip than meets the eye? Elsewhere, Denise drops a bombshell.

9pm (repeat)

Jonathan Creek

Series 3, Episode 3 - The Omega Man

Professor Lance Graumann, a leading authority on extra terrestrial phenomena, invites Maddy to see his latest discovery - a perfectly preserved alien skeleton. But how could it have disappeared before they've opened the case?

9pm (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough Justice

Judge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.

9pm
60 min version (repeat)

QI

Series H, Episode 2 - Hanatomy

With Sue Perkins, Bill Bailey and Gyles Brandreth.

9pm
65 min

Meet The Parents

Series 2, Episode 3

Emma has been set up by her boyfriend Wez. Will Emma endure the madness of his fake family for a full three hours in order to win an amazing holiday?

9pm (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 2, Episode 3

James Corden referees round three of the riotous sports panel show. This week, he welcomes Gavin & Stacey co-star Rob Brydon and heptathlon champion Jessica Ennis into the fold.

9:30pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 3 - Camping

In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.

9:30pm (repeat)

Trollied

Series 2, Episode 5

Good intentions backfire when Leighton does his bit to combat global warming... by turning down the freezers. It is one mishap too many and, far from getting behind Leighton's environmental crusade, Lorraine decides to fire him.

9:40pm (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon Me

Blanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?

10pm
60 min version (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 7, Episode 6 - Sarah Millican, Steve Hughes, Russell Kane

Host Sarah Millican is joined by Australian funny man Steve Hughes and the award-winning Russell Kane.

10pm (repeat)

Comedy World Cup

Episode 2

The second show sees team captain Alan Carr with Sara Pascoe and Clive Anderson pit their wits against captain Micky Flanagan with Kevin Bridges and Stan Boardman.

10pm (repeat)

Dave's One Night Stand

Series 1, Episode 4 - Sarah Millican

Geordie Sarah Millican headlines from Newcastle-upon-Tyne with support from Alun Cochrane and Jarred Christmas.

10pm
30 min

The Revolution Will Be Televised

Series 1, Episode 6

Dale Maily is at London's Gay Pride looking for some answers to homosexuality, while James and Barnaby are explaining the changes being made to the NHS under Andrew Lansley's new Health and Social Care Reform Bill.

10pm (repeat)

Party

Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curry

The group reconvene after their summer break and the ambition steps up a gear.

10:20pm (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 4, Episode 1 - Babies

Gary and Dorothy consider the prospect of a baby.

10:30pm (repeat)

Rigor Mortis

Series 2, Episode 6

Episode 2.6: A department store drama means the mortuary team must work on Christmas Day.

10:45pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 5, Episode 3 - Camping

In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.

11pm (repeat)

Bottom

Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.

11pm (repeat)

Dead Ringers

TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.

11pm (repeat)

Mock The Week

Series 5, Episode 8

Alun Cochrane is the guest Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get Ed Byrne.

11pm
15 min

Don't Start

Series 2, Episode 3 - Pillow Talk

A potential burglary brings out Neil's inner hero.

11pm (repeat)

The Cheese Shop Presents: The Butter Factor

Episode 6: A cow that lays eggs? All this and musical legend Ted Ruby too.

11:15pm (repeat)

Warhorses Of Letters

Series 1, Episode 3

Our heroes' fortunes fluctuate as the Napoleonic Wars get bloodier and colder making it much harder to send Valentine's cards.

11:30pm (repeat)

The Thick Of It

Series 4, Episode 3

No. 10's spin doctor Stewart Pearson is running 'Thought Camp' at a remote country house hotel. Meanwhile, Phil is surprised to find the ministerial offices less than deserted. Then all political hell is let loose when an unexpected and tragic news story breaks.

11:30pm (repeat)

Ronna & Beverly

Episode 3

Ronna & Beverly welcome funnyman David Walliams, The Good Wife actor Alan Cumming and The Flight of the Conchords star Rhys Darby onto their madcap chat show.

11:30pm (repeat)

Nebulous

Series 3, Episode 1 - Holofile 001: Genesis Of The Aftermath

Nebulous meets with Doctor Klench, who tells him that a meeting with the Byborg has pursuaded him to no longer be evil.

11:40pm (repeat)

The League Of Gentlemen

Series 1, Episode 3 - Nightmare In Royston Vasey

Work on the new road begins but a terrifying discovery is made. Pauline's jobseekers are taught interview techniques. A tortoise meets a sticky end.

11:40pm (repeat)

QI

Series B, Episode 3 - Bombs

With Clive Anderson, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Midnight (repeat)

Mount Pleasant

Series 2, Episode 6

As Lisa and Dan ride high on the excitement of their holiday, could there be more to the trip than meets the eye? Elsewhere, Denise drops a bombshell.

12:15am (repeat)

Piers Morgan's Life Stories

James Corden talks to Piers Morgan about his meteoric rise to fame and how his over-inflated ego sent him into meltdown.

12:20am (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough Justice

Judge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.

1am (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon Me

Blanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?

1am (repeat)

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.

1am (repeat)

The Revolution Will Be Televised

Series 1, Episode 6

Dale Maily is at London's Gay Pride looking for some answers to homosexuality, while James and Barnaby are explaining the changes being made to the NHS under Andrew Lansley's new Health and Social Care Reform Bill.

1:20am
45 min version (repeat)

QI

Series H, Episode 2 - Hanatomy

With Sue Perkins, Bill Bailey and Gyles Brandreth.

1:30am (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 4, Episode 1 - Babies

Gary and Dorothy consider the prospect of a baby.

1:30am (repeat)

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.

1:30am (repeat)

Cuckoo

Series 1, Episode 1 - The Homecoming

Ken struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.

2am (repeat)

Bottom

Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.

2am (repeat)

A Whole New Ball Game

Episode 2.4, How Was It For You: Will Guy and Robert make it back into Father Benedict's team?

2:05am (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin War

Mark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.

2:20am (repeat)