Schedule Friday 14th September 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 13It's Ma Boswell's birthday and she waits by the phone for Derek to ring and make her day. A surprise visit from Roxy causes Joey problems but he is surprised by his mother's reaction when he finally admits the relationship to her.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 11 - DreamEric's been bitten by a dog in a rather unfortunate position upon his person. Visiting the doctor, he is seen by a female GP and quickly finds himself daydreaming over her.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 11 - Count DownMrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.
Millport
Series 2, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsIt is Irene's 33rd birthday and she plans to make it a good one. But the trouble with birthdays is that they tend to bring along a few surprises. The inhabitants of Millport decide this one is not going to bean exception.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 3 - Alan DaviesMarcus Brigstocke invites Alan Davies to try several things for the first time. Alan, a reluctant vocalist, sings in public for the first time. He also has a pedicure and reads Huckleberry Finn.
Bread
Series 6, Episode 1When Leonora arrives to take up residence in Billy's former home, Jack and Adrian are besotted but Billy is horrified as Julie neglected to tell him she was moving. Shifty returns full of apologies and gets a final chance from the family. To add to an eventful 24 hours, their pet dog Mongi has died and the family buries its ashes - then Aveline is rushed to hospital as she is about to give birth...
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 1 - Taking Some LibertiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 12 - MarriageReasoning she's not getting any younger, Hattie's decides it's time she got married and places an advert in a personals column. When Eric tries to put her off her suitors, he succeeds only in turning her sights to Mr. Brown!
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.4, Son of the Burkiss Way: The gang release the BBC's first motion picture for radio.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Whispers
Series 1, Episode 4Gyles Brandreth chairs the quiz show celebrating gossip, scandal and controversy. Team captains Anthony Holden and Stella Duffy are joined by writer Jenny Colgan and broadcaster Rosie Millard.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 14 - A Thin TimeArthur is attracted to Beryl, the clippie on his regular bus. And Beryl has only two requirements in men - those with a fondness for athletics and those with a good head of hair!
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Dust Bag LoveWhen the monsters scare off a cleaner, Kate reaches breaking point; either they clean up their own mess or get out. Eddie is desperate to tidy the house before she gets back but the monsters have other ideas.
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 10 - Monkey BusinessCelebrity gorilla Lionel disappears during his stay at the hotel.
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Changing Face Of Rural BlamireWe see Compo staring employment nervously in the face, as Blamire feels the urge to get back in harness only to discover that all that glitters is not sold.
Beauty Of Britain
Series 3, Episode 5 - Other People's ChildrenBeauty is getting broody from looking after Worship Leader Wayne's kids. Meanwhile, Karen in the office wants her to apply her business acumen to flog a multi-media aid to living well with dementia. Can this one woman have it all?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 1 - Taking Some LibertiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Futility Of The FlyVictor has hired a cleaner to help around the house, and unwittingly comes to the rescue of a local chip shop proprietor with a rather complicated love life.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 1 - Bliss For IdiotsBen is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan's book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer?
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.4, Son of the Burkiss Way: The gang release the BBC's first motion picture for radio.
The Admirable Crichton
1957 film based on J M Barrie's play. Kenneth More stars as butler to a family who find themselves shipwrecked on a desert island.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The National Education ServiceOnce again, Jim faces stern opposition from the Civil Service when he proposes allowing parents to choose which school their child should go to. After all, what parent is discerning enough to know the difference between a good or bad school? Apart from the senior Mr and Mrs Appleby, of course!
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand 2, Episode 1LA resident and genuine Hollywood star Greg Proops talks of his impressions of Glasgow, Zoe Lyons recounts family holidays in Scotland and there are some good old-fashioned jokes from Stuart Mitchell and Jim Park.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand, Episode 1Hardeep Singh Kohli takes to The Stand's tiny stage to introduce a selection of the world's greatest comedians. With Hannibal Buress, Margaret Cho and Des Clarke.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
We Happened To Be Passing
A comedy of manners by Reginald Perrin writer David Nobbs. A couple regret saying "if ever you happen to be passing..." to their holiday friends.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 2 - Will The Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?To ease his lot, Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl. But he soon discovers that taking over someone else's identity can be equally as hazardous.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 1 - No Smoke Without FireBlakey has introduced no-smoking rules after a discarded cigarette nearly burned the depot down. He instructs all crews to attend a special course on fire fighting, and soon Stan is challenged to give up the habit...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Changing Face Of Rural BlamireWe see Compo staring employment nervously in the face, as Blamire feels the urge to get back in harness only to discover that all that glitters is not sold.
No Commitments
Episode 10.4, A Bride Too Far: Victoria and Emily battle it out over the wedding, while Charlotte is feeling left out.
Millport
Series 2, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsIt is Irene's 33rd birthday and she plans to make it a good one. But the trouble with birthdays is that they tend to bring along a few surprises. The inhabitants of Millport decide this one is not going to bean exception.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 1 - Bliss For IdiotsBen is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan's book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Futility Of The FlyVictor has hired a cleaner to help around the house, and unwittingly comes to the rescue of a local chip shop proprietor with a rather complicated love life.
The News Quiz
Series 78, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig is joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Francis Wheen, Susan Calman and Cal Wilson.
Those That Can't
Series 4, Episode 3 - Inset DayThe teachers ease themselves into a new term with an inset day, but Bryn has forgotten to write a speech.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - The National Education ServiceOnce again, Jim faces stern opposition from the Civil Service when he proposes allowing parents to choose which school their child should go to. After all, what parent is discerning enough to know the difference between a good or bad school? Apart from the senior Mr and Mrs Appleby, of course!
The Navy Lark
Series 7, Episode 1 - Taking Some LibertiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 2 - Will The Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?To ease his lot, Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl. But he soon discovers that taking over someone else's identity can be equally as hazardous.
Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 3.4, Son of the Burkiss Way: The gang release the BBC's first motion picture for radio.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
Spy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Codename: TrampTim's got a lot on his plate this week, thanks to a homeless Eastern European man and a social worker named Paula, who happens to be absolutely bonkers.
Blackadder
Special - Blackadder Back & ForthIt's New Year's Eve 1999 and Lord Edmund Blackadder V is holding a dinner party for his four closest friends.
In With The Flynns
Series 2, Episode 5 - Secrets And WivesWhen Liam falls and injures himself while snooping in a neighbour's house, he lies to Caroline about where he got his injury but his deceit soon gets him in trouble.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 9Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Nick Hewer and Jack Whitehall.
Greg Davies Live: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog
TV broadcast of Greg Davies Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated debut 2010 solo stand-up show.
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 4Lorraine's crisis management skills are stretched when Valco is struck by a bout of the flu. Her strategy is to spread the bug-less members of the team across the store, a sound enough plan until Lorraine puts Leighton on the tills.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mammy's GoingWhen Spartacus the old family dog starts looking poorly, the Brown children reluctantly decide the time has come to put her in a home.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Men Of The HousesMartin celebrates his 12th birthday, but the local bullies soon get their hands on his birthday present.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 1The unthinkable has happened... the Department of Work and Pensions has finally caught up with job dodger Frank. He's a 'dead man walking' to... a job!
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Dawson Bros. Funtime
Sketch show pilot from prolific behind-the-scenes gag writers the Dawson Brothers.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 3 - Alan DaviesMarcus Brigstocke invites Alan Davies to try several things for the first time. Alan, a reluctant vocalist, sings in public for the first time. He also has a pedicure and reads Huckleberry Finn.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 1 - Pink, Gok Wan, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker, ParalympiansOpening the series Alan's special guests are Gok Wan, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Paralympic medal winners Ellie Simmonds, David Weir and Jody Cundy. Plus, there's music and chat from Pink.
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bunch Of MarysMartin befriends new boy Trevor in order to dine on his family's regular gourmet meals because Ma Moone is too distracted with political campaigning to feed her youngest child.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
Nigel And Earl Sort Out The World
Episode 5: The surreal duo try solving the globe's topical problems.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 10Luke prepares to move to Canada, while Stella must decide between Sean and Rob. Who will she choose? James Corden guest stars.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 7David Mitchell is joined by Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham, while Lee Mack is joined by Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 11Greg Burns on the London riots, Marlon Davis has a round face, Roisin Conaty doesn't like internet dating and Elis James isn't very manly.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 4New resident Chris's arrival causes a stir in the street, arousing the interest of Bianca in particular. Meanwhile, Lisa's friendship with Kim continues to cause trouble; neither Dan nor Shelley are best pleased. Greg, on the other hand, is going from strength to strength.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 5 - Football MatchAlfie reveals a hidden talent when the annual football match between Abbey Grove and the school he attended, Middleton House, approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off, or Middleton's snooty toff boys who clinch the win?
This Is Craig Brown
Episode 5, Communications: The world telephone premiere of Romeo and Juliet.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 2Frank loves his new job at World of Burgers. His banter and laid-back approach wins the respect of the team and sales figures increase.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Date With Fate
Episode 4, Love Bites: Martin's proposal to his girlfriend doesn't go according to plan.
Chris Ramsey's Comedy Fringe
Episode 2Featuring some of the funniest names in stand-up, including Iain Stirling, Tony Law, Matt Rees and Ben Target.
The Remains Of Foley And McColl
Episode 1 - The Real YouThe producer forces Sean and Hamish to get proper jobs.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 2There's a man with a very very tiny office; you can hear the conspiracy behind the conspiracy behind the fake fake moon landings; and you can find out how to get cash for any unused plutonium you have around the house. Plus Ted and Peter are here to bring you all the excitement of Late Night Dog Poker.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 7 - Finger SniffingJonny makes a startling discovery about Corinthian's parentage, while Janet and Donna argue when they are both sure they will get the job managing the Archer.
Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
Argumental
Series 2, Episode 7The confrontational comedy panel show is back for more debate. John Sergeant presides over team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound and guest panellists Frankie Boyle and Andrew Maxwell.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 1, Episode 4 - The DressWhen Mum finds out that Dad didn't throw away his old boxes of science magazines in their clear-out, she goes mad.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand, Episode 1Hardeep Singh Kohli takes to The Stand's tiny stage to introduce a selection of the world's greatest comedians. With Hannibal Buress, Margaret Cho and Des Clarke.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
Blackadder
Special - Blackadder Back & ForthIt's New Year's Eve 1999 and Lord Edmund Blackadder V is holding a dinner party for his four closest friends.
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 4 - HealthKern looks at the subject of health. Posing as a man who is addicted to health spa treatments, he invites a cast member from The Only Way Is Essex to watch him having a colonic irrigation.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 4Whilst Dale Maily is at Glade Festival getting to the bottom of drugs, James and Baranaby are trying to endear themselves to the students of Manchester University before a meeting with the Minister of State for Universities and Science, David Willets.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
Steve Coogan As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters
Steve Coogan performs as some of his most famous creations including a certain Norwich DJ. Recorded in Blackpool in 2008.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 9, Episode 1 - Pink, Gok Wan, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker, ParalympiansOpening the series Alan's special guests are Gok Wan, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Paralympic medal winners Ellie Simmonds, David Weir and Jody Cundy. Plus, there's music and chat from Pink.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 5It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby.
Whispers
Series 1, Episode 4Gyles Brandreth chairs the quiz show celebrating gossip, scandal and controversy. Team captains Anthony Holden and Stella Duffy are joined by writer Jenny Colgan and broadcaster Rosie Millard.
Chris Ramsey's Comedy Fringe
Episode 2Featuring some of the funniest names in stand-up, including Iain Stirling, Tony Law, Matt Rees and Ben Target.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 5 - Football MatchAlfie reveals a hidden talent when the annual football match between Abbey Grove and the school he attended, Middleton House, approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off, or Middleton's snooty toff boys who clinch the win?
Pete Versus Life
Series 1, Episode 1 - Eco WarriorPete inadvertently impresses a young lady when he lies about his commitment to green issues to get out of a stag weekend in Amsterdam when he finds the bride is coming as well. Pete quickly realises that to maintain his new relationship, he's going to have to make a few changes.
No Commitments
Episode 10.4, A Bride Too Far: Victoria and Emily battle it out over the wedding, while Charlotte is feeling left out.
Millport
Series 2, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsIt is Irene's 33rd birthday and she plans to make it a good one. But the trouble with birthdays is that they tend to bring along a few surprises. The inhabitants of Millport decide this one is not going to bean exception.