Schedule Wednesday 5th September 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 4When Adrian helps Jack to recover his stolen piano, they come into conflict with Yizzel and his mate - once again. Lilo Lill has taken a job in service to be near Freddie, whilst Freddie has sold his flat in order to pay Joey's debt.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 2 - UncleEric hopes to join the local golf club, with Mr. Brown's backing. After a disastrous start at the club bar, he resorts to claiming that a local member of the aristocracy, Lord Hetherington, is his uncle.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 2 - Looking For A JobSingle dad Bryan needs a job, but can he find an employer who'll let him bring his young son Albert along?
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 3 - TemptationGenerous Sandy sponsors his son-in-law in a charity marathon, but discovers he's splashed out too much.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 4When Adrian helps Jack to recover his stolen piano, they come into conflict with Yizzel and his mate - once again. Lilo Lill has taken a job in service to be near Freddie, whilst Freddie has sold his flat in order to pay Joey's debt.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 3 - WalkEric announces his attention to compete at the next Olympic Games, and that he has already begun training with a succession of increasingly long walks. The next will take him all the way from their home in Acton, west London, to Brighton on the south coast, and Mr. Brown wages £20 on the endeavour.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 4The Archers sell up, and Admiral Lord Nelson's diary.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
A Whole New Ball Game
Episode 2.1, And Pigs Can Fry: The footie team's new strip causes controversy. Will they be ready for the new season?
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 9 - Toby No-MatesToby is tired of being with the girls all the time but realises he has no male friends to bond with, so the girls set out to help him by holding an 'X-Factor' style audition.
The Party Line
Series 1, Episode 4Labour MP Duncan Stonebridge is dreading a visit from his Tory father, so now is not the time to be holding a dinner in honour of the miners.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Monster In A BoxHaggis is depressed and no one knows why. A therapist says he needs a father figure so Nick reluctantly steps into the role. But when Nick starts to enjoy his time with his new monster son, Eddie and the other monsters start to get jealous.
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 3 - Fired!Alan Sugarfree arrives to make the hotel more efficient, Apprentice style.
My Family
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Heart Of ChristmasThe Harpers are looking forward to another Christmas - except for Ben, who comes up with a cunning plan, feigning a mystery illness to escape the festivities.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 4 - AnidaraThis week Brian recalls his travels in Anidara, a country where humans are farmed for their meat and experimented upon by strange animals.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 3 - The Mysterious C.W. NorthropJust as Smiler confides in Clegg that he has fallen in love, Ivy receives a note from what could be a secret admirer.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 4The Archers sell up, and Admiral Lord Nelson's diary.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Grand DesignIt's only been 3 days since Jim found himself elevated to Downing Street, and already the strains of the job are beginning to set in. When is the point of 'last resort' for the ultimate deterrent? Should there even be one? Could the re-introduction of conscription solve unemployment? And how will he get some lunch?
My Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Mummy ReturnsMore problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael's become a born again Christian and Abi confuses nature with naturism.
What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Dave Gorman and Dr Phil Hammond for a battle of wit and wits.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Ministerial BroadcastJim's still insisting on carrying out his 'grand design' for Britain's security - or at least as much of it as possible, and intends to use a television address to the nation to introduce it. There are a few hurdles to overcome first, however; not least the content of the script, and his appearance!
Christopher Brookmyre's Comedy Bookcase
Series 2, Episode 1 - Barry CryerAuthor Christopher Brookmyre chats life, loves and writing books with Barry Cryer in an interview recorded live at the 2012 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 4.8: Can Irene get to the bottom of the story about her son?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 5 - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come InCan a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Epidemic'Hong Kong flu' has hit town and the bus depot is no exception. With crews dropping like flies, Jack and Stan jump at the chance of an inoculation and all the overtime they could possibly desire.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 8 - Bagpipe BuddyThe sheep discover a set of bagpipes on the rubbish dump which they immediately misidentify as a sick emu. They set about trying to nurse it back to health before releasing it back into the wild.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 7The panel show may be past the midway point, but there are no signs of flagging. While Claudia Winkleman joins the Reds, comedian Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Mummy ReturnsMore problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael's become a born again Christian and Abi confuses nature with naturism.
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 2 - Looking For A JobSingle dad Bryan needs a job, but can he find an employer who'll let him bring his young son Albert along?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 3 - The Mysterious C.W. NorthropJust as Smiler confides in Clegg that he has fallen in love, Ivy receives a note from what could be a secret admirer.
My Family
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Heart Of ChristmasThe Harpers are looking forward to another Christmas - except for Ben, who comes up with a cunning plan, feigning a mystery illness to escape the festivities.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 2 - AssemblyHaving his brother Nathan as a teacher at his school is having a disastrous effect on Josh's ability to have fun, scheme schemes and scam scams.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Never Ending StoryDolores seems to be seeing a married man, but Sandy's grandfatherly duties come before his fatherly ones.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Grand DesignIt's only been 3 days since Jim found himself elevated to Downing Street, and already the strains of the job are beginning to set in. When is the point of 'last resort' for the ultimate deterrent? Should there even be one? Could the re-introduction of conscription solve unemployment? And how will he get some lunch?
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 5 - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come InCan a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
Series 3, Episode 4The Archers sell up, and Admiral Lord Nelson's diary.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Ministerial BroadcastJim's still insisting on carrying out his 'grand design' for Britain's security - or at least as much of it as possible, and intends to use a television address to the nation to introduce it. There are a few hurdles to overcome first, however; not least the content of the script, and his appearance!
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 3Pauline is far from happy when Dan's dad, Charlie, turns up, insisting she won't let him back into her anytime soon. Meanwhile, there's a similarly unwelcome arrival at Reconnect for Lisa, and Fergus threatens new mum Denise with legal action.
Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 1 - Danse MacabreThe Halloween murder of a best-selling writer could have come straight from her own chillers. Jonathan is busy with an opera-singing stripper and a bath, so has Maddy learned enough about the illusory arts to solve this case alone?
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - BeerBlackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
Vexed
Series 2, Episode 6Jack and Georgina get an insight into the world of romance and diamonds when they investigate a violent robbery at a family run jewellery store. Meanwhile Jack is unexpectedly asked to be best man at his brother's wedding and Georgina enters the complicated world of internet dating.
Vexed
Series 2, Episode 6Jack and Georgina get an insight into the world of romance and diamonds when they investigate a violent robbery at a family run jewellery store. Meanwhile Jack is unexpectedly asked to be best man at his brother's wedding and Georgina enters the complicated world of internet dating.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 4Former world tennis number one Boris Becker and sports presenter Clare Balding join in the fun that sees Freddie Flintoff try his hand at modelling... a dress.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 6 - ChainsMelchett and Blackadder are taken hostage by the dastardly German master of disguise Prince Ludwig, just hours after the Queen swore to only pay one more ransom ever. When she struggles to choose between the two, their captor decides to overthrow her and make himself King.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 3 - Alan Carr, Andi Osho, Patrick KieltyAlan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mark WatsonBristolian Mark Watson goes back to his roots, with support from the outrageous Andi Osho and the inventive Alex Horne.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 3The Chipping Norton Witch Hunt begins, the Liberal Democrats have some broken promises returned to their HQ, and, whilst Dale Maily spends the day at the Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race to understand what being British actually means, James and Barnaby have a date with the Chancellor, George Osborne.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 3 - TemptationGenerous Sandy sponsors his son-in-law in a charity marathon, but discovers he's splashed out too much.
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 6 - The End Of The WorldIn the final episode of the hugely ambitious series, Lee Kerns turns his attention to the end of the world and ponders whether it coincides with the age of celebrity.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
Rigor Mortis
Series 2, Episode 3Episode 2.3: Pathologist Ruth's fibs over her career and love-life backfire when her mum arrives.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg With Adam Hills, Episode 7Adam Hills presents an alternative review of the day's action at the London 2012 Paralympic Games.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 1 - BandWhen Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Political Animals
Series 1, Episode 4 - LarryLarry (Clive Swift), Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office since 2011, gives a cat's eye view of life in Downing Street under a coalition government.
The Cheese Shop Presents: The Butter Factor
Episode 3: The mild John Adams is subjected to more physical discomfort.
Before They Were Famous
Series 1, Episode 4Ian Leslie presents a new Radio 4 comedy show which brings to light the often surprising first literary attempts of the world's best known writers
That Mitchell & Webb Sound
Series 4, Episode 4Sketches include a plea for donations to Britain's only sanctuary for balloon animals, the heartbreaking story of a little wooden boy who is ever so slightly annoying, and what to do at work if you suspect you have a decadent colleague. Plus a clip from the lazy writers' exciting new drama, Thatcher: The Years They Haven't Done Yet.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the historical sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.
QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 4 - Italian For BeginnersRoy gets obsessed by his latest girlfriend's sad family history, while Jen tells an absolute whopper to get some attention.
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 3Pauline is far from happy when Dan's dad, Charlie, turns up, insisting she won't let him back into her anytime soon. Meanwhile, there's a similarly unwelcome arrival at Reconnect for Lisa, and Fergus threatens new mum Denise with legal action.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 3The Chipping Norton Witch Hunt begins, the Liberal Democrats have some broken promises returned to their HQ, and, whilst Dale Maily spends the day at the Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race to understand what being British actually means, James and Barnaby have a date with the Chancellor, George Osborne.
QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 4 - School TripBanned from organising his own trip after a disastrous previous outing, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mark WatsonBristolian Mark Watson goes back to his roots, with support from the outrageous Andi Osho and the inventive Alex Horne.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
The Comedy Marathon Spectacular
Chris Ramsey and Jameela Jamil host highlights of 2012's first ever eight-hour comedy marathon.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
A Whole New Ball Game
Episode 2.1, And Pigs Can Fry: The footie team's new strip causes controversy. Will they be ready for the new season?
Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 8, Summer Special - Alan Carr's Summertime Specstacular 2This August Alan Carr is putting on his tracksuit and his running shoes and celebrating London's Olympic Summer with a massive party sprinkled with the usual mix of lively chat, celebrity guests, sketches and music.
The Party Line
Series 1, Episode 4Labour MP Duncan Stonebridge is dreading a visit from his Tory father, so now is not the time to be holding a dinner in honour of the miners.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 6 - Easter IslandThe gang go on holiday to New Zealand, but crash land on Easter Island, where they discover that the statues are alive. It turns out that they are aliens who plan to abduct Rex and take him to their home planet. Guest starring Eddie Izzard.
Albert And Me
Series 1, Episode 2 - Looking For A JobSingle dad Bryan needs a job, but can he find an employer who'll let him bring his young son Albert along?