Schedule Tuesday 4th September 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 5, Episode 3Jack soon gets back into the swing of buying and selling but the piano he buys causes more trouble than it is worth. Joey tells his mother about his debt and the family agree to pull together to help him. Meanwhile, Aveline is making every effort to get pregnant and creating problems for Oswald.
6:30am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Home Is The HeroTerry's homecoming is greeted with a certain lack of enthusiasm and it's down to Bob to provide him with a bed. Thelma is suffering from shock and Bob attempts to ease her fears but letting your new home be used as temporary accommodation by your best mate is not going to help - if she finds out!
7:30am
(repeat)
Isy Suttie: Pearl And Dave
Isy Suttie recounts a moving love story involving a socially awkward childhood neighbour and a 'well-bred' girl from Surrey; Pearl and Dave.
7:40am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 5, Episode 4When Adrian helps Jack to recover his stolen piano, they come into conflict with Yizzel and his mate - once again. Lilo Lill has taken a job in service to be near Freddie, whilst Freddie has sold his flat in order to pay Joey's debt.
8am
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.14, African Incident: Neddie Seagoon is dispatched to destroy a bridge built by British prisoners of war.
8:20am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 2 - UncleEric hopes to join the local golf club, with Mr. Brown's backing. After a disastrous start at the club bar, he resorts to claiming that a local member of the aristocracy, Lord Hetherington, is his uncle.
8:30am
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Cissie Braithwaite instructs Ada Shufflebotham on the ballet.
9am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
9am
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 8, Episode 6 - Caitlin Moran interviews Jennifer SaundersCaitlin Moran is joined in conversation with Jennifer Saunders.
9:05am
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 8 - SnakesToby's new pet-sitting service is under threat when his snake escapes, as the surreal children's comedy series continues. With Dani's phobia of snakes and Max desperate to fund a record deal for Ben, there's enough screaming in the house to wake an irritable and jet-lagged Aunt Sheila.
9:40am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
10am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
10:20am
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:30am
(repeat)
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 2 - Monster SmartEddie is panicking about the arrival of his school report, and tries to stop the post with the help of the monsters. But they are too busy being educated by Kate and Nick, who are desperate to prove who is the brainier parent.
10:55am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 2 - Verity LumiereReceptionist Sally must try to keep her temper when a film star arrives at the hotel.
11am
(repeat)
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 1 - Short Back And Palais GlideCompo, Clegg and Blamire take a trip to the barbers, followed by a visit to the café where they witness one of Ivy and Sid's many rows. Compo later discovers that he's left his house key in the library, but the librarian is nowhere to be seen.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.14, African Incident: Neddie Seagoon is dispatched to destroy a bridge built by British prisoners of war.
12:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mother EarthBeth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Cissie Braithwaite instructs Ada Shufflebotham on the ballet.
1pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
1:40pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
2pm
(repeat)
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 4.7: Irene wants to use 'Dales Diaries' to launch an appeal for her son.
2:10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
2:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 4 - In Which Howard Gets Double BookedHoward has impending simultaneous dates with Pearl and Marina.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundDel's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
3pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
3:05pm
(repeat)
Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 5It's the end of the world according to some publicity-seeking prophet in the news and Beaver Falls has gone mad.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:40pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
3:55pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
4pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 7 - Hair Today, Gone TomorrowThe farmer gets ready for a date and wants to look his best, so it's time to dust off his prized hairpiece. Shaun can't resist trying the wig on but loses it while showing off to the flock. The race is on as Shaun and Bitzer try to return the wig in time for the farmer's big night.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 1 - Short Back And Palais GlideCompo, Clegg and Blamire take a trip to the barbers, followed by a visit to the café where they witness one of Ivy and Sid's many rows. Compo later discovers that he's left his house key in the library, but the librarian is nowhere to be seen.
5pm
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 4.1, Spiritual Values: Cash is scarce, as the Ambassador hopes capitalism and democracy will conquer communism.
5pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
6pm
(repeat)
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
6:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mother EarthBeth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Thom Tuck Goes Straight To DVD
Episode 0 - PilotComedian Thom Tuck recounts heart-rending tales of love, loss and the 54 straight-to-DVD Disney movies he's watched which mirror his failures from childhood and beyond.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 8.14, African Incident: Neddie Seagoon is dispatched to destroy a bridge built by British prisoners of war.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 4 - In Which Howard Gets Double BookedHoward has impending simultaneous dates with Pearl and Marina.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Listen To Les
Cissie Braithwaite instructs Ada Shufflebotham on the ballet.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
8pm
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
8pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 3England and Manchester United captain Rio Ferdinand and comedian Lee Mack join in the fun. Plus, strong stomachs are required when the teams compete in a dizzying end-game.
8:30pm30 min
Gates
Episode 4Chloe gets proactive to help the local Big Issue seller and suggests a sponsored sleep out to raise money for the homeless. Despite her admirable zeal, there's a lack of goodwill among the parents when it comes to spending a night in the elements!
9pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
9pm
(repeat)
God Save The Queens
Episode 1A look at the fabulous men who hid from the glare of the spotlight, including Kenneth Williams, Liberace and Danny La Rue.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 4 - MoneyBlackadder is facing money troubles - or, as he puts it, 'cashflow problems' - that are far from helped when the notorious baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells arrives to call in a thousand-pound debt.
10pm30 min
10pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
10pm
(repeat)
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ronan Keating, Jason Manford, Neil MorrisseyRob Brydon is joined by pop musician Ronan Keating, comedian Jason Manford and comedy actor Neil Morrissey.
10pm30 min
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ronan Keating, Jason Manford, Neil MorrisseyRob Brydon is joined by pop musician Ronan Keating, comedian Jason Manford and comedy actor Neil Morrissey.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
10pm30 min
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 4 - School TripBanned from organising his own trip after a disastrous previous outing, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
10pm
(repeat)
Isy Suttie: Pearl And Dave
Isy Suttie recounts a moving love story involving a socially awkward childhood neighbour and a 'well-bred' girl from Surrey; Pearl and Dave.
10:20pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 3: Pam tries online dating and Merv offers a cafe cyber pass for 'Love Byte Night'.
10:30pm45 min
The Last Leg
The Last Leg With Adam Hills, Episode 6Adam Hills presents an alternative review of the day's action at the London 2012 Paralympic Games.
11pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 6 - DecoyAfter a particularly successful audition for the part of Billy the bell-boy in Crossroads, Tom is on a high. Linda's cheered too, when Suze arrives in tears proclaiming that Jez is going to leave her. After a little ploy of Beryl's concoction, are the residents of No. 69 to go their separate ways?
11pm
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
11pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 3The threesome attend their first antenatal class, and Alice and Richie experience serious doubts about their suitability as future parents.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
11pm
(repeat)
The Curried Goat Show
Episode 8: It's Bath Night - plus jam.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
11:20pm
(repeat)
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ronan Keating, Jason Manford, Neil MorrisseyRob Brydon is joined by pop musician Ronan Keating, comedian Jason Manford and comedy actor Neil Morrissey.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
The Monty Python team present a series of outrageous vignettes in this film which takes an irreverent look at the various stages of human life.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 4When Alice's tall, handsome and rich ex, Ben, turns up it sends Mitch's pre-existing insecurities into overload.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 1, Episode 5 - SingaporeIn Singapore Ross discovers an amazing fact about the Japanese invasion of WW2, spots a monkey and realises that his hairstyle is not suited to high humidity.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the historical sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 2, Episode 2The two street-talking chav pilots are back discussing their self-esteem issues and a recent letter from home; Dennis Lincoln-Park, an accident-prone culture buff, examines an absolutely priceless Rembrandt drawing a little too close with his magnifying glass.
Midnight
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 7 - CrabIt's the morning of Janet and Jonny's wedding but unfortunately the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen. Donna worries that Janet has done a runner. She decides that in order to find them her only option is to call the man she despises... Gaz.
Midnight
(repeat)
Gates
Episode 4Chloe gets proactive to help the local Big Issue seller and suggests a sponsored sleep out to raise money for the homeless. Despite her admirable zeal, there's a lack of goodwill among the parents when it comes to spending a night in the elements!
12:15am
(repeat)
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
12:30am
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 4 - School TripBanned from organising his own trip after a disastrous previous outing, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
12:30am
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 4 - School TripBanned from organising his own trip after a disastrous previous outing, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
12:40am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 8 - FatGaz is unable to get over losing Donna, and has been consoling himself by constant eating... and he's put on 15 stone! He's mortified when he bumps into Donna and she can't believe the size of him.
1:20am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
1:35am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
2am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
2am
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 8, Episode 6 - Caitlin Moran interviews Jennifer SaundersCaitlin Moran is joined in conversation with Jennifer Saunders.
2:05am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 6 - DecoyAfter a particularly successful audition for the part of Billy the bell-boy in Crossroads, Tom is on a high. Linda's cheered too, when Suze arrives in tears proclaiming that Jez is going to leave her. After a little ploy of Beryl's concoction, are the residents of No. 69 to go their separate ways?
2:30am
(repeat)
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
2:35am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
2:50am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 9 - Stinky's Search For A StarWhen Rex discovers that they are in debt, he gets the gang together to form a band in order to win a talent show which has a cash prize. Guest starring Antoine de Caunes.
3:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
5am
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 4.1, Spiritual Values: Cash is scarce, as the Ambassador hopes capitalism and democracy will conquer communism.