Schedule Monday 3rd September 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 2Joey visits the taxman to plead his case but his words fall on deaf ears, Aveline suggests to Oswald that he should have a sperm count and Billy attends court to get his divorce. But all troubles are briefly forgotten when the family go to the airport to meet Jack who has returned home from America.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strangers On A TrainWhen Bob spends a weekend in London after leaving the Army, he is ill-prepared for the events of the homeward journey. Not only does he have an unexpected reunion on the train but he is also in danger of not getting home at all - and Thelma is not happy to see the stranger who awaits her at the train station.
Bookcases
Episode 4, The Prosser Prize: Primus does his utmost to ensure one of his books will win a literary award.
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons challenges his guests to speak on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds, without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 3Jack soon gets back into the swing of buying and selling but the piano he buys causes more trouble than it is worth. Joey tells his mother about his debt and the family agree to pull together to help him. Meanwhile, Aveline is making every effort to get pregnant and creating problems for Oswald.
Beyond Our Ken
The gang pay tribute to the Summer Concert Party.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.6, My Old Man's a Tory: Angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour party meeting.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 5The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 5 - In The Dog HouseClare is entranced by a dog that follows her into work; Brian less so. However, the dog comes in useful when there's a bump in the night.
The Café
A selection of four episodes from the first series of the seaside sitcom.
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 7 - AmnesiaWhen Dani falls over she can no longer remember the steps to a dance routine for the Utterly Go Dancing heats. Extras star Shaun Williamson makes a cameo appearance in this week's episode.
All The Young Dudes
Series 1, Episode 2 - School's OutWhilst Billy is desperately trying to finish the kitchen before Helen arrives home, Patrick has a number of job interviews, including one at his, Billy and Joe's old school.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - Say Little Hen...The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strictly No PetsThe Carlson's move into their new dream home but little do they realise there are monsters living in the basement. How long can Eddie hide Fiend, Haggis and Norman from the rest of the family?
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 1 - Royal TrubbleA royal imposter makes impossible demands and the hopeless staff hold it together.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Comedy Playhouse, Episode 1 - Of Funerals And FishBlamire, Compo and Clegg are three opposites with one thing in common - determination to make each day as full as possible. After being thrown out of the library for smoking and eating, the trio head to the café and are driven away by argument, then do a little fishing - before a chance sighting up in the hills opens the library doors to them once more.
Everyone Quite Likes Justin
Series 2, Episode 1Justin is still living with his father-in-law, still working with his ex-wife and still calling on his gran for her words of wisdom. This week, he also has to cope with not having a plus one to bring to his school reunion.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 1 - The Love MobileSmiler unexpectedly finds a means of meeting a new female partner.
Beyond Our Ken
The gang pay tribute to the Summer Concert Party.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.6, My Old Man's a Tory: Angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour party meeting.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Bed Of NailsHacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 4.6: With Irene away, Vera invites a tarot card reader onto the show.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 3 - Variations On A Theme Of Road RageHoward gets a bargain when he buys a used car.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 2 - Go West Young ManRodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 5The summer ball for the local hunt is coming up, but with the change in ownership at Grantleigh, there's some confusion over who should arrange the event of the season.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - Say Little Hen...The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines
Period comedy. Newspaper publisher Lord Rawnsley establishes a London-to-Paris flying challenge with a huge cash prize.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Comedy Playhouse, Episode 1 - Of Funerals And FishBlamire, Compo and Clegg are three opposites with one thing in common - determination to make each day as full as possible. After being thrown out of the library for smoking and eating, the trio head to the café and are driven away by argument, then do a little fishing - before a chance sighting up in the hills opens the library doors to them once more.
To The Manor Born
Episode 2 - The GrapevineAudrey tries to fool Devere and Marjory into believing she has gone on holiday.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
Bookcases
Episode 4, The Prosser Prize: Primus does his utmost to ensure one of his books will win a literary award.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 1 - The Love MobileSmiler unexpectedly finds a means of meeting a new female partner.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 5Paul Merton, Sue Perkins, Liza Tarbuck and Graham Norton are challenged by Nicholas Parsons to speak on various subjects for 60 seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Bed Of NailsHacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.
Beyond Our Ken
The gang pay tribute to the Summer Concert Party.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 3 - Variations On A Theme Of Road RageHoward gets a bargain when he buys a used car.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.6, My Old Man's a Tory: Angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour party meeting.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 1The gang are back for a supersized third season. Kicking things off, Corden picks comedian Jimmy Carr and darts champ Phil Taylor to play alongside Redknapp and Flintoff.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge reveals the places that have made him the man he is today in this one-off mockumentary.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...
Have I Got News For You
Series 36, Episode 9Jeremy Clarkson acts as host, with Ed Byrne on Ian's side and Charles Kennedy on Paul's.
Burnistoun
Series 3, Episode 4A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter with the Almighty. A novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun with unintended consequences for its inventor.
Hunderby
Episode 2In the wake of Bird Raymond's death, for which Helene is blamed, the shipwreck survivor attempts to adjust to life as a pastor's wife. Negotiating devious Dorothy's wicked schemes grows increasingly tricky when she's also blamed for the deteriorating health of Mother Mathilde.
Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 2James and Barnaby are out canvassing for votes during the London Mayoral election hoping to help get Boris Johnson re-elected, whilst Dale Maily is at the Jubilee weekend.
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons challenges his guests to speak on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds, without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg With Adam Hills, Episode 5Adam Hills presents an alternative review of the day's action at the London 2012 Paralympic Games.
Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 5It's the end of the world according to some publicity-seeking prophet in the news and Beaver Falls has gone mad.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 7 - ZoopWith the pig postal system already causing him major stress, Maven is forced to deal with a renegade thrash-folk band and its enigmatic leader.
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 5 - In The Dog HouseClare is entranced by a dog that follows her into work; Brian less so. However, the dog comes in useful when there's a bump in the night.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 5 - Singing In The DrainSuze delights Linda by offering her a modelling job, but it soon becomes apparent that even walking in a straight line could prove tricky. Meanwhile, Jez has news of auditions for a new musical for Tom. Excited, he decides to take up singing lessons.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Gates
Episode 3Could love be blossoming at the school gates? Not if Mark has anything to do with it. The protective dad plays dirty...
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.
Chain Reaction
Series 8, Episode 6 - Caitlin Moran interviews Jennifer SaundersCaitlin Moran is joined in conversation with Jennifer Saunders.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Micky Flanagan: What Chance Change?
Episode 4 - 2000sMicky takes us through the last decade, which he has spent settling down with a middle class woman. Includes an interview with Sean Lock.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 5 - FameIn the penultimate episode, Kern looks at the topic of fame. Have celebrity egos got too big? How desperate are celebrities for fame?
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the historical sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 5 - Potato PeopleJonny is banned from the off-licence where he has been buying alcohol for a gang of kids.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
2012 Specials, Episode 2 - The RematchFollowing the success of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown earlier in the year, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson once again take on the famous words and numbers quiz.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 1On the panel this week are 'bang tidy' model and actress, Kelly Brook, international pop superstar, Ronan Keating and top stand-up comedian Chris Ramsey.
Have I Got News For You
Series 36, Episode 9Jeremy Clarkson acts as host, with Ed Byrne on Ian's side and Charles Kennedy on Paul's.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 6 - AntlersGaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go badly wrong, when he discovers that all their friends & acquaintances know that he slept with Janet.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 2James and Barnaby are out canvassing for votes during the London Mayoral election hoping to help get Boris Johnson re-elected, whilst Dale Maily is at the Jubilee weekend.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
Hunderby
Episode 2In the wake of Bird Raymond's death, for which Helene is blamed, the shipwreck survivor attempts to adjust to life as a pastor's wife. Negotiating devious Dorothy's wicked schemes grows increasingly tricky when she's also blamed for the deteriorating health of Mother Mathilde.
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 5 - In The Dog HouseClare is entranced by a dog that follows her into work; Brian less so. However, the dog comes in useful when there's a bump in the night.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 5 - Singing In The DrainSuze delights Linda by offering her a modelling job, but it soon becomes apparent that even walking in a straight line could prove tricky. Meanwhile, Jez has news of auditions for a new musical for Tom. Excited, he decides to take up singing lessons.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge reveals the places that have made him the man he is today in this one-off mockumentary.
Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge reveals the places that have made him the man he is today in this one-off mockumentary.
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
All The Young Dudes
Series 1, Episode 2 - School's OutWhilst Billy is desperately trying to finish the kitchen before Helen arrives home, Patrick has a number of job interviews, including one at his, Billy and Joe's old school.
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 1 - Holiday In VinceThe gang are unable to go on holiday because of Vince's Random Pavarotti disease, so they travel inside Vince in a shrunken submarine to cure him. Guest starring Judith Chalmers.
To The Manor Born
Episode 2 - The GrapevineAudrey tries to fool Devere and Marjory into believing she has gone on holiday.
Bookcases
Episode 4, The Prosser Prize: Primus does his utmost to ensure one of his books will win a literary award.