Schedule Thursday 30th August 2012
Bread
Series 4, Episode 11Billy is on the edge of a nervous breakdown as an injured pigeon triggers an outpouring of emotion. Nellie and Adrian suffer some embarrassing moments...
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Going Back To One's RootsA TV stars reaps what she's sown, when Rosie helps launch a new garden centre.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 4, Episode 5 - Ayabassa AlanThe new dance craze Ayabassa sweeps the town, meanwhile Dave finds a new friend in the shape of the local doctor Dr Southwell which puts Ramesh's nose out.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Devil You KnowHacker is terrified to learn that there is to be a cabinet reshuffle. He worries about if he will be promoted or given the boot, but a job in Europe may however be appealing. Sir Humphrey decides it is best for Hacker to stay after he learns who could replace him.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 12Freddie has a turn for the worse and returns to the family, but a battle over who should look after him breaks out when Lilo Lill turns up. Aveline's wedding is now finally confirmed and Joey misses another rendezvous with Roxy.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 19 - A Jumbo Sized ProblemThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked by a van carrying a large circus elephant.
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
The Wordsmiths At Gorsemere
Episode 6, 16th June 1800: William's peace is shattered by the arrival of spooky William Bloke.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 2, Episode 4Phill Jupitus talks about bears, Tony Hawks looks at skateboards, Alan Davies discusses frogs and Simon Evans chats about William Shakespeare.
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 4 - Warm ChampagneThe Meldrews are back from holiday and Victor's luck - and temper - is worse than ever. Margaret can take no more of their existence and decides to embark on a reckless adventure that could change both her own and Victor's lives forever.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Devil You KnowHacker is terrified to learn that there is to be a cabinet reshuffle. He worries about if he will be promoted or given the boot, but a job in Europe may however be appealing. Sir Humphrey decides it is best for Hacker to stay after he learns who could replace him.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 19 - A Jumbo Sized ProblemThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked by a van carrying a large circus elephant.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 2 - The ChallengeAssuming a new responsibility for local government within the department, Jim's eyes are turned toward the provision of nuclear fall-out provisions. However, an interview with the BBC sees some unfortunate mis-information imparted, which Jim is keen to clear up!
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 1 - Testing TimesSleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.... until Boycie loses his hair!
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 4.4: 'Dales Diaries' takes to the air - with two charming hostesses.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 1Following the death of her husband, Audrey fforbes-Hamilton discovers that their large country estate is almost bankrupt, and is told that she has no option other than to sell up.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
Four Joneses And A Jenkins
Episode 6, August - Harvest Home: Megan Jones snubs the Carnival Queen contest and heads off to see Nana.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Going Back To One's RootsA TV stars reaps what she's sown, when Rosie helps launch a new garden centre.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 4 - Warm ChampagneThe Meldrews are back from holiday and Victor's luck - and temper - is worse than ever. Margaret can take no more of their existence and decides to embark on a reckless adventure that could change both her own and Victor's lives forever.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 4, Episode 6 - John Craven's FjällrävenDave and the boys organise a surprise 50th birthday for Ramesh, but will Sanjay manage to keep his trap closed long enough without spilling the beans before the big day?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 18 - Cat Got Your Brain?Two bungling alien scientists transport Pidsley the cat and Shaun aboard their flying saucer.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 1 - Equal OpportunitiesPrompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Devil You KnowHacker is terrified to learn that there is to be a cabinet reshuffle. He worries about if he will be promoted or given the boot, but a job in Europe may however be appealing. Sir Humphrey decides it is best for Hacker to stay after he learns who could replace him.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 19 - A Jumbo Sized ProblemThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked by a van carrying a large circus elephant.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 2 - The ChallengeAssuming a new responsibility for local government within the department, Jim's eyes are turned toward the provision of nuclear fall-out provisions. However, an interview with the BBC sees some unfortunate mis-information imparted, which Jim is keen to clear up!
Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curious Tale Of Mr SpearfishLenny Spearfish wasn't having a good life until he agrees to sell his soul to the devil - now he's unbelievably rich and seemingly immortal.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 1 - Testing TimesSleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.... until Boycie loses his hair!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 2 - Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Lee NelsonSean Lock hosts, with special guests Ed Byrne and Lee Nelson.
Russell Kane: Smokescreens & Castles
TV broadcast of Russell Kane's award-winning 2010 stand-up show.
Benidorm
Summer SpecialOur favourite holidaymakers are back for a one-hour Summer special. Will Mel survive? Will Mick be left stranded in a Benidorm jail? Will Janice run off with Jack? Will The Oracle ever reach dry land? And just how will Madge cope?
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe best bits from Series 4 of the topical comedy show hosted by Russell Howard. Includes some previously unseen material.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 4, Episode 5 - Ayabassa AlanThe new dance craze Ayabassa sweeps the town, meanwhile Dave finds a new friend in the shape of the local doctor Dr Southwell which puts Ramesh's nose out.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 1On the panel this week are 'bang tidy' model and actress, Kelly Brook, international pop superstar, Ronan Keating and top stand-up comedian Chris Ramsey.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Lenin Of The Rovers
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Final SolutionWill Ricky's million-pound sponsorship deal wreck Felchester's hopes of a Wembley victory?
The Last Leg
The Last Leg With Adam Hills, Episode 1Adam Hills presents an alternative review of the day's action at the London 2012 Paralympic Games.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - Jenson Button, Suranne Jones, Ray Winstone, StoosheJonathan's guests tonight include racing driver Jenson Button, former Corrie star Suranne Jones who chats about her new crime drama parody A Touch Of Cloth, and British hard man Ray Winstone who talks about starring in a modern-day reboot of The Sweeney. Stooshe also perform live in the studio.
Lemon La Vida Loca
All four episodes of the spoof reality series starring Keith Lemon.
Hunderby
Episode 1Helene is a shipwreck survivor washed ashore near a small English village. There, she is swept off her feet by widowed pastor Edmund and the two soon marry, with the puritanical Edmund believing his bride to be untouched by another man. But it seems that she has a history, and a dark one at that.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 5 - Escape From VictoryOnce again, Ted's at war with Father Dick Byrne. This time, they've got rival teams in the All Priests Over 75 Indoor 5-A-Side Football Challenge, and Ted's star player has died. It looks like a forefeit is on the cards for Crilly.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 3 - LondonSarah Millican and Lee Mack join Frank Skinner to chat about slimming, ghosts and more.
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 2, Episode 4Variety-packed sketch show with comedian Lucy Montgomery, featuring her vocal athletics and characters from a deluded teen to a nonagenarian diva.
Rubbish
Series 2, Episode 1 - InsomniaEpisode 1, Insomnia: Local government worker Martin faces a deadly combo - new boss, cats and wheelie bins.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 3David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and comedians Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join regulars Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the topical quiz.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sarah Millican, Grayson Perry, Newton FaulknerRob Brydon is joined by Sarah Millican, artist Grayson Perry, music guest Newton Faulkner.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 5 - Anarchy in Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic worsens. Geoff and Brian bury Mike alive. Tubbs and Edward leave the local shop to find a 'no-tail' for David. Pauline is pushed to the limit. Les McQueen is astonished that Creme Brulee have reformed without him.
Cowards
Series 2, Episode 3This week's surreal sketches include a dead friend situation, cavemen discussing innovation and design ideas and a large man who needs help applying a lot of deodorant.
Cowards
Series 2, Episode 3This week's surreal sketches include a dead friend situation, cavemen discussing innovation and design ideas and a large man who needs help applying a lot of deodorant.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The ArseFollowing his team's disqualification and the losing of the bet by proxy, Father Crilly must accept Byrne's forfeit - and kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 1, Episode 7Armstrong and Miller provide their own take on Sky Sports Football News, Pru and Miranda smash their cafe window again and the Prime Minister accidently leaves his wife in a volatile African country.
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 8Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sarah Millican, Grayson Perry, Newton FaulknerRob Brydon is joined by Sarah Millican, artist Grayson Perry, music guest Newton Faulkner.
A Running Jump
Short 35 minute film about a car dealer's family. Written and directed by Mike Leigh for the London 2012 Festival.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 6 - Royston Vasey and the Monster from HellThe nosebleed epidemic claims a distinguished victim, and the Legz Akimbo Theatre Company misjudge the public mood.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 6 - VelArbiter Maven stoops to new lows in his attempt to join Jinsy's intellectual elite. Doesn't he know that cheats never prosper? With Jane Horrocks and Don Warrington.
Russell Kane: Smokescreens & Castles
TV broadcast of Russell Kane's award-winning 2010 stand-up show.
Harry Hill
Series 1, Episode 8Anarchic and surrealist stand-up and sketch series starring and written by Harry Hill.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 9At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on aggressive Londoners, Steve Williams on graffiti, Andi Osho on Nigerian parenting and Mike Wilmot on alcoholism and London.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 8At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe best bits from Series 4 of the topical comedy show hosted by Russell Howard. Includes some previously unseen material.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
The Wordsmiths At Gorsemere
Episode 6, 16th June 1800: William's peace is shattered by the arrival of spooky William Bloke.
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Church Of Scientology Presents... Being Tom Cruise: How Scientology Is In No Way MentalStar Stories presents its version of the Tom Cruise story.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 1, Episode 7Armstrong and Miller provide their own take on Sky Sports Football News, Pru and Miranda smash their cafe window again and the Prime Minister accidently leaves his wife in a volatile African country.
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 2, Episode 4Phill Jupitus talks about bears, Tony Hawks looks at skateboards, Alan Davies discusses frogs and Simon Evans chats about William Shakespeare.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Norbert Smith - A Life
Mockumentary starring Harry Enfield. Melvyn Bragg looks back over the ups and downs of the distinguished thespian Norbert Smith.
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 3 - Self DefenceWhen Miss Gulliver raises concern about a popular but extremely violent new videogame, Alfie helps her to organise a school weapons amnesty.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 2James and Barnaby are out canvassing for votes during the London Mayoral election hoping to help get Boris Johnson re-elected, whilst Dale Maily is at the Jubilee weekend.
Four Joneses And A Jenkins
Episode 6, August - Harvest Home: Megan Jones snubs the Carnival Queen contest and heads off to see Nana.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Going Back To One's RootsA TV stars reaps what she's sown, when Rosie helps launch a new garden centre.