Schedule Monday 27th August 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 8Adrian buys gifts for the family when his poems are published but, when he purchases some dodgy video machines, he gets both himself and Billy in trouble with the police. As if her two sons being in trouble is not enough, Nellie is furious when Shifty is also arrested for driving a stolen vehicle into somebody's living room!
6am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:30am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
(repeat)
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
7am
(repeat)
Bookcases
Episode 3, The Man in White: 1858 - Bored by Gerald, Cordelia is having fun with struggling novelist Wilkie Collins.
7:10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7:30am
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 3Paul Merton, Gyles Brandreth, Janey Godley and Hannibal Buress are challenged by Nicholas Parsons to speak on subjects for 60 seconds, without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
7:50am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne returns to Giggleswade for the second Festival of Music and Culture.
8:25am
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
8:30am
(repeat)
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
8:30am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 12 - The InjuryAttempts to redecorate the bathroom leads to a very painful set of injuries for Stan when Olive gives him a hand. Fearing he'll be unable to work for weeks, Jack concocts a plan to get the firm to pay.
8:30am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.5, The Piano: Harold battles with a piano in a top floor flat.
8:40am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 4, Episode 9Nellie has a chance encounter with a man in the park and she finds it difficult to put him out of her mind. Aveline has split up with Oswald and Joey confronts Roxy about an anonymous letter sent to his mother...
9am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 4 - Clare V GodClare doesn't like people on her patch especially if they're an interfering Vicar.
9:20am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9:30am
(repeat)
All The Young Dudes
Series 1, Episode 1 - Homeward BoundPatrick and his family move back to his hometown. Whilst exploring the local area, Patrick and his daughter Charlie bump into some old school friends.
10am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of four Christmas specials from Britain's most popular sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.55.
11am
(repeat)
Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
11:30am
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 4, Episode 6 - A Life Destroyed, And Then Repaired And Re-HappiedOur hero Pip faces his nemesis Mister Benevolent for an epic Russian battle.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne returns to Giggleswade for the second Festival of Music and Culture.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.5, The Piano: Harold battles with a piano in a top floor flat.
2pm
(repeat)
Ladies Of Letters
Episode 4.1: The discovery of email doesn't stop the flow of feminine vitriol.
2:45pm45 min
Wallace And Gromit At The Proms
Wallace and Gromit perform their own show at the BBC Proms. Featuring specially filmed new animations featuring the dynamic duo's backstage exploits as they prepare for the first performance of Wallace's brand new work, 'My Concerto in Ee Lad'.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
Wallace and Gromit discover that their new pest control business is in high demand when a monstrous rabbit strikes.
3:45pm
(repeat)
Carry On Doctor
Frankie Howerd joins the Carry On regulars in a hospital-based adventure. With Sid James, Jim Dale and Kenneth Williams.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Wallace And Gromit At The Proms
TV broadcast of Wallace and Gromit's special musical performance.
5pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Episode 1 - The Rhythms of the EarthAudrey tries to educate Devere in the ways of the Lord of the Manor.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Bookcases
Episode 3, The Man in White: 1858 - Bored by Gerald, Cordelia is having fun with struggling novelist Wilkie Collins.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons challenges his guests to speak on a variety of subjects for 60 seconds, without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 15 - Frantic RomanticThe Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne returns to Giggleswade for the second Festival of Music and Culture.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 7 - Who's That Talking To Lenny?Gullible Lenny has heard a voice from above. Can his friends ensure he is set up for receiving further communications?
7:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2.5, The Piano: Harold battles with a piano in a top floor flat.
8:30pm
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 3Kath and Mary hitch a ride with an ice cream van man on their way to a haunted house. Back at school, Angry Nun punctures Pretty Nun's excitement for a trip.
8:30pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
9pm
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast
Alan Carr presents his live show Spexy Beast, previously released on DVD in 2011.
9pm60 min
A Touch Of Cloth
A Touch Of Cloth, Episode 2 - Part TwoAs Charlie Brooker's riotous spoof crime drama concludes, there's still a lot of work to do to nail the serial killer before he claims any further victims.
9:30pm30 min
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 8Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
9:45pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
A selection of three episodes of Harry Enfield's sketch creations, including Kevin the Teenager, Tim Nice-But-Dim and the Scousers. Repeated again as of 01.25.
10pm30 min
Burnistoun
Series 3, Episode 3Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, while pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy.
10pm60 min
Hunderby
Episode 1Helene is a shipwreck survivor washed ashore near a small English village. There, she is swept off her feet by widowed pastor Edmund and the two soon marry, with the puritanical Edmund believing his bride to be untouched by another man. But it seems that she has a history, and a dark one at that.
10pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 6While it is impossible to know what news will feature in this totally topical show, smart money must be on the forthcoming royal wedding joining the many other major stories going under the Good News spotlight this week.
10pm
(repeat)
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 1Dale Maily meets members of the Occupy movement in London, a group tries to make Tony Blair a saint, and regular characters James and Barnaby attend the Liberal Democrat conference.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 64, Episode 3Paul Merton, Gyles Brandreth, Janey Godley and Hannibal Buress are challenged by Nicholas Parsons to speak on subjects for 60 seconds, without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
10pm70 min
The Boyle Variety Performance
One-off stand-up programme in which Frankie Boyle gives his unique take on a Royal Variety Performance.
10pm60 min
Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 4It's Mac's big day as Beaver Falls welcomes rival sports camp Wimoweh for their annual basketball match.
10:22pm30 min
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 1Plans are being made for Shazia's forthcoming wedding to her handsome but dim fiancé Amjad. Mrs Khan's on the warpath because Mr Khan's forgotten to book the wedding venue, but it shouldn't be a problem as long as he can persuade mosque manager Dave to do him a favour...
10:30pm
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 4 - Clare V GodClare doesn't like people on her patch especially if they're an interfering Vicar.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
11pm
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
11pm
(repeat)
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 6 - VelArbiter Maven stoops to new lows in his attempt to join Jinsy's intellectual elite. Doesn't he know that cheats never prosper? With Jane Horrocks and Don Warrington.
11pm
(repeat)
Gates
Episode 2The moves at a 'salsacise' class have more punch than anyone expected when Sarah and Helen fall out over a playground scrap between their children, Zac and Chloe.
11pm
(repeat)
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 6 - MaidstoneIt's the final episode in the series. This time Frank Skinner is in Maidstone with guests Alan Davies and Katy Brand.
11pm
(repeat)
Chain Reaction
Series 8, Episode 5 - Tim Minchin interviews Caitlin MoranTim Minchin interviews journalist Caitlin Moran
11pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
11:10pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Lemon La Vida Loca
Series 1, Episode 4Following a spectacular row with his girlfriend in Marbella, Keith goes AWOL on the Spanish Riviera. Later on in London, he tries to make amends by taking her out for a very special dinner. And we go behind the scenes at the premiere of his latest movie.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 3Kath and Mary hitch a ride with an ice cream van man on their way to a haunted house. Back at school, Angry Nun punctures Pretty Nun's excitement for a trip.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Micky Flanagan: What Chance Change?
Episode 3 - 1990sMicky tells us about his 1990's, when he made up for his misspent youth by returning to education late in life.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Micky Flanagan: What Chance Change?
Episode 3 - 1990sMicky tells us about his 1990's, when he made up for his misspent youth by returning to education late in life.
11:35pm
(repeat)
Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 4 - HealthKern looks at the subject of health. Posing as a man who is addicted to health spa treatments, he invites a cast member from The Only Way Is Essex to watch him having a colonic irrigation.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Pat And Margaret
Comedy drama starring Victoria Wood and Julie Walters. A Lancashire-born American soap star is reunited with her sister.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 1, Episode 4The fighter pilots are captured by the Germans; a mounted police officer is teased by his squad car pals; we get to look in on a rubbish sci-fi show with un-impressive character and location names; and Rog comes home to surprise his wife on their anniversary, only find Peter already there.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Norbert Smith - A Life
Mockumentary starring Harry Enfield. Melvyn Bragg looks back over the ups and downs of the distinguished thespian Norbert Smith.
Midnight
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:30am
(repeat)
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 8Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
12:45am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Church Of Scientology Presents... Being Tom Cruise: How Scientology Is In No Way MentalStar Stories presents its version of the Tom Cruise story.
12:50am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 19Mick Ferry on Newcastle, Charlie Baker on getting fat, Jason John Whitehead on racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent on Crocs and road rage.
1:15am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 20Justin Moorhouse on coffee shops, Carl Donnelly on one night stands, Chris McCausland on embarrassing situations, and Craig Campbell on Norway.
1:15am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 10 - Ill Met By MoonlightWhen the landlord of the local pub is advised to take a rest by his doctor, Terry and June offer to run the place in his absence. But their good deed looks set to backfire when Sir Dennis threatens to sack anyone found guilty of moonlighting.
1:15am
(repeat)
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
1:20am50 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 6While it is impossible to know what news will feature in this totally topical show, smart money must be on the forthcoming royal wedding joining the many other major stories going under the Good News spotlight this week.
1:30am
(repeat)
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 1Dale Maily meets members of the Occupy movement in London, a group tries to make Tony Blair a saint, and regular characters James and Barnaby attend the Liberal Democrat conference.
1:45am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 11 - Mistaken IdentikitTerry loves to be the centre of attention, but when he discovers he bears an uncanny resemblance to a criminal, he wishes the spotlight would focus on someone else.
2am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 6, Episode 4 - Clare V GodClare doesn't like people on her patch especially if they're an interfering Vicar.
2:10am
(repeat)
Harry & Paul
Series 1 - Ruddy Hell! It's Harry & Paul, Episode 4Didier Peskovitch falls foul of his girlfriend in a shopping centre. Nelson Mandela goes shoplifting, a gullible customer visits I Saw You Coming and the Café Polski girls get angry behind the counter.
2:30am
(repeat)
All The Young Dudes
Series 1, Episode 1 - Homeward BoundPatrick and his family move back to his hometown. Whilst exploring the local area, Patrick and his daughter Charlie bump into some old school friends.
3:10am
(repeat)
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 6 - VelArbiter Maven stoops to new lows in his attempt to join Jinsy's intellectual elite. Doesn't he know that cheats never prosper? With Jane Horrocks and Don Warrington.
3:15am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
4:55am
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
5am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Episode 1 - The Rhythms of the EarthAudrey tries to educate Devere in the ways of the Lord of the Manor.
5:30am
(repeat)
Bookcases
Episode 3, The Man in White: 1858 - Bored by Gerald, Cordelia is having fun with struggling novelist Wilkie Collins.