Schedule Monday 16th July 2012
6am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
6:10am
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:30am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 5 - DecoratingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 3Change is in the air when Amanda and Richard get happily engaged. But when Lucy and Daniel opt to change their lives, Lucy resolves not to tell anyone. What Daniel hasn't told Lucy is that he can't keep a secret...
7:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 3A first visit to Grand Theatre in Swansea for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, joined by Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
7:40am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 4After a string of pearls, a host of crucifixes, and numerous other high-value items disappear from Betty's room, Harvey threatens to call the police in to investigate the apparent crimewave. It's down to Tom Holmes to solve this one.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne meets juicy Nell Gwyn, and Hornerama reports on Homes and Gardens.
8:15am
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
8:20am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 5After an uncharacteristically blunt interjection from Tom, Jane transforms herself into a 'beauty queen' in order to attract Harvey's attention. Meanwhile, Sarah arrives with news that she is engaged to be married to entrepreneur Sam Parry.
8:30am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 12, The Musical Evening: Albert takes action over Harold's gramophone.
8:50am
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 3 - CharismaAlan gives Rigsby some relaxation pills to help his confidence in wooing Miss Jones; however, he makes no mention of the possible side-effects. Philip's advice is altogether more helpful: to smoke some wood taken from the love tree...
9am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am30 min
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 4 - AnidaraThis week Brian recalls his travels in Anidara, a country where humans are farmed for their meat and experimented upon by strange animals.
9:30am
(repeat)
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 1: Ken Handley pitches to a motorway services chain.
9:40am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 2A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle.
10:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
11am
(repeat)
11am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
11:30am
(repeat)
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 3, Episode 6 - WiganMark performs from The Orwell in Wigan, Greater Manchester, where he talks about entering pie eating competitions, living under floorboards, and the radicalism of George Formby.
11:40am
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne meets juicy Nell Gwyn, and Hornerama reports on Homes and Gardens.
12:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 6 - More Questions Than AnswersLlewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 2 - RobobootyliciousSadie fixes it for Dede's mum to come to the JLS concert with her, and gets Steve to help Dede with her robot wars fight night on the same night. Then Dede's mum turns out to be even less cool than Steve, so she tries to get her dad back, by sabotaging Dede's robot so he won't have to help her any more.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 12, The Musical Evening: Albert takes action over Harold's gramophone.
1pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
1:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
1:50pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2:20pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 4After a string of pearls, a host of crucifixes, and numerous other high-value items disappear from Betty's room, Harvey threatens to call the police in to investigate the apparent crimewave. It's down to Tom Holmes to solve this one.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
3pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 5After an uncharacteristically blunt interjection from Tom, Jane transforms herself into a 'beauty queen' in order to attract Harvey's attention. Meanwhile, Sarah arrives with news that she is engaged to be married to entrepreneur Sam Parry.
3:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:30pm30 min
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 6, Episode 5 - Parallel UniversesWith Professor Sir Martin Rees, Dr Lucie Green, John Lloyd.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
5pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
(repeat)
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 1: Fresh fame beckons ex-Eurovision duo Sheila and Tommy, but there's a snag.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 2 - All About YvonneWhen Yvonne throws Gary out of the marital home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious that he is seeing another woman.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 3Change is in the air when Amanda and Richard get happily engaged. But when Lucy and Daniel opt to change their lives, Lucy resolves not to tell anyone. What Daniel hasn't told Lucy is that he can't keep a secret...
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
6pm
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 6Captain Vimes, Carrot and the boys want to save the city. All they need is a million-to-one chance.
6:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 4A return visit to Swansea for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, with Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
7pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 6 - More Questions Than AnswersLlewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne meets juicy Nell Gwyn, and Hornerama reports on Homes and Gardens.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 12, The Musical Evening: Albert takes action over Harold's gramophone.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
8pm
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
8pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 4It's round four and, while Flintoff's best mate and two-time Ashes winner Steve Harmison joins the Reds, Mock The Week's Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues. Corden referees.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
8:30pm
(repeat)
Spy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Codename: GradesTim fine-tunes his computer hacking skills at work, and puts them to good use by altering Marcus's school grades. Has the fledgling spy gone too far?
9pm30 min
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mustard + PepperAmid a mix of anecdotes, facts and tips, Alan and Simon ask listeners to vote for Norfolk's greatest person before indulging in a spot of wine tasting live on air.
9pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
9:30pm30 min
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 2Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
9:40pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 3A first visit to Grand Theatre in Swansea for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, joined by Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
10pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
10:25pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 5 - Saturday Night DivaHorrified to realise it's Saturday night and he's not got anything planned, Tom rushes out for an evening at one of London's top gay clubs in the hope of meeting someone. Back at Paradist Passage, Linda takes the opportunity to invite Jez round for a drink or twelve.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 4 - AnidaraThis week Brian recalls his travels in Anidara, a country where humans are farmed for their meat and experimented upon by strange animals.
10:35pm30 min
Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Trip To WarwickSimon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.
11pm
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11pm
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 37, Episode 6Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a sideways glance at the week's big stories. With Susan Calman, Mitch Benn and Laura Shavin.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Diary Of A 20th Century Vampire
Episode 1: The lives of trainee vampire Eloise, boyfriend Wayne and her Transylvanian tutor.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Midnight
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
Midnight
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 6Captain Vimes, Carrot and the boys want to save the city. All they need is a million-to-one chance.
12:25am
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
12:35am
(repeat)
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mustard + PepperAmid a mix of anecdotes, facts and tips, Alan and Simon ask listeners to vote for Norfolk's greatest person before indulging in a spot of wine tasting live on air.
12:55am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 7 - The Family WayJune's wish for a cleaning lady, Terry's new pet, and a couple of unexpected arrivals add up to a typically complicated situation for the Medfords.
1am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
1:05am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 5 - Saturday Night DivaHorrified to realise it's Saturday night and he's not got anything planned, Tom rushes out for an evening at one of London's top gay clubs in the hope of meeting someone. Back at Paradist Passage, Linda takes the opportunity to invite Jez round for a drink or twelve.
1:05am
(repeat)
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 2Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
1:20am
(repeat)
Phill Jupitus: Quadrophobia
Stand-up show featuring Phill Jupitus. His set encompasses the London Zoo, electrical superstores and his morbid fear of spiders.
1:30am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 1 - Long WeekendTerry and June are moving to Purley but plan to redecorate the house before moving in - until they learn of the sinister reputation of their new home.
1:35am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
1:35am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
2am
(repeat)
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 4 - AnidaraThis week Brian recalls his travels in Anidara, a country where humans are farmed for their meat and experimented upon by strange animals.
2:05am
(repeat)
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 2 - RumoursAfter spending the night at Guy's flat, Caroline finds herself subject to rumours that she had sex with him. Statham tries to get his white coat to flow more, Mac finds out that his ex-girlfriend Holly is getting married, and Martin has problems with the cleaners moving his yoghurt.
2:05am
(repeat)
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:05am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
2:10am
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 4After receiving some good news, Kath works on her improvising skills to get Mary out of a right pickle.
2:30am
(repeat)
Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful
Episode 1: Ken Handley pitches to a motorway services chain.
2:35am
(repeat)
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
2:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 3The clingy Miss Single checks into a hotel; the OCD lady interviews for a PA; and Lady Gatecrasher pops into a disco.
5am
(repeat)
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 1: Fresh fame beckons ex-Eurovision duo Sheila and Tommy, but there's a snag.
5:30am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 3Change is in the air when Amanda and Richard get happily engaged. But when Lucy and Daniel opt to change their lives, Lucy resolves not to tell anyone. What Daniel hasn't told Lucy is that he can't keep a secret...