Schedule Tuesday 10th July 2012
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 7 - SquattersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Sketchorama
Series 1, Episode 2Sketch comedian Humphrey Ker presents up-and-coming sketch groups from the live UK comedy circuit. Featuring The Noise Next Door, The Boom Jennies and Jigsaw.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 3Following a health scare, Tom's doctor fears that his mind is the part of his body in the worst state. As his close friend, Diana is roped in to cheer him up, but accidentally talks him into a suicide bid!
The Goon Show
Episode 8.3, The Burning Embassy: Peking's British embassy catches fire, so fireman Seagoon posts off parcels of water.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 4Threatened by Harvey with eviction over non-disclosure of a small arthritis-like joint condition, Diana begins a journey of soul-searching, and starts preparing Tom for life at the home without her. He, however, is determined not to accept her being thrown out of Bayview.
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with more stylish piano playing and the tale of a man so thin he was once used as a dipstick.
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 6 - Of Human BondageTerry and June find themselves the centre of attention after receiving a windfall.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Now Show
Series 37, Episode 5Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present topical sketches and stand-up. With Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn and Holly Walsh.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 10HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Country WifeBoycie's 'bargain' purchase - Rocky the bull - arrives and much to Marlene's annoyance begins to make the place look untidy. Marlene sends Boycie out Blackberry picking - and while he's out he makes a new enemy.
The Goon Show
Episode 8.3, The Burning Embassy: Peking's British embassy catches fire, so fireman Seagoon posts off parcels of water.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with more stylish piano playing and the tale of a man so thin he was once used as a dipstick.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 3Following a health scare, Tom's doctor fears that his mind is the part of his body in the worst state. As his close friend, Diana is roped in to cheer him up, but accidentally talks him into a suicide bid!
Carry On Sergeant
The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 4 - The Secret Birthday Of Norman CleggClegg tries to avoid a fuss on his birthday by lunching at a nice quiet hotel.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 4Threatened by Harvey with eviction over non-disclosure of a small arthritis-like joint condition, Diana begins a journey of soul-searching, and starts preparing Tom for life at the home without her. He, however, is determined not to accept her being thrown out of Bayview.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
King Street Junior
Series 6, Episode 1 - Money MattersWhen expenditure exceeds income, Mr. Beeston is faced with the possibility of sacking Mrs. Rudd. Meanwhile, Mr. Sims helps an "illiterate" boy to read.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 8 - Have You Ever Seen A Dream WalkingPhoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 2Is it possible that a long-extinct beast could be behind recent crimes? Captain Vimes investigates.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Country WifeBoycie's 'bargain' purchase - Rocky the bull - arrives and much to Marlene's annoyance begins to make the place look untidy. Marlene sends Boycie out Blackberry picking - and while he's out he makes a new enemy.
Sketchorama
Series 1, Episode 3Sketch comedy showcase featuring The Three Englishmen, Max & Ivan, and Frisky & Mannish. With host Humphrey Ker.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 3 - Shape Up With ShaunShirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
The Goon Show
Episode 8.3, The Burning Embassy: Peking's British embassy catches fire, so fireman Seagoon posts off parcels of water.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 4 - The Secret Birthday Of Norman CleggClegg tries to avoid a fuss on his birthday by lunching at a nice quiet hotel.
Listen To Les
Les Dawson with more stylish piano playing and the tale of a man so thin he was once used as a dipstick.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 1Julie prepares to celebrate her birthday with a dinner party, but guests keep dropping out. Meanwhile, new OAP employee Margaret has trouble at the checkout when her elbow turns into tomatoes, and Kieran has a bit of trouble with a shirt.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
Meera Syal's Asian Comedy Story
Episode 2 - Meera Syal's Asian Comedy Story - Part 2Meera Syal explores how, after making it into the mainstream, Asian comedy began to grow. It draws on further examples of its increase and looks at the current Asian comedy scene today. Contributors include Shazia Mirza and Kulvinder Ghir.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 2 - SunderlandMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow to the Empire Theatre in Sunderland. Headlining tonight is comedy gem of the North East, local lass Sarah Millican, with special guests Simon Evans, Jimeoin and Imran Yusuf.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 5 - CatastrophisationAs the team wrestle with demands for increased security levels, Ian Fletcher chairs the final ever meeting of the Security Committee's Special Catastrophisation Unit.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 5 - CatastrophisationAs the team wrestle with demands for increased security levels, Ian Fletcher chairs the final ever meeting of the Security Committee's Special Catastrophisation Unit.
Sketchorama
Series 1, Episode 2Sketch comedian Humphrey Ker presents up-and-coming sketch groups from the live UK comedy circuit. Featuring The Noise Next Door, The Boom Jennies and Jigsaw.
The Midnight Beast
Series 1, Episode 1 - Someone Called SamThe band move in to a high-rise dump in East London, where they scam free pizzas and eat cat food to stay alive.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 6Joe Wilkinson tries his hand at martial arts; Hari Kondabolu gives his all-American views on famous Brits; there's some bad news for Jigsaw's Dan Antopolski; and Wittank cross paths with unexpected results.
Heated Rollers
Episode 1: The all-women sketch show starring Lynda Bellingham, Gwyneth Strong and Joanna Monro.
The Young Ones
Hippy Neil, nerdy Cliff Richard-obsessed Rick, psychopathic punk Vyvyan and smooth Mike share a squalid and collapsing student house together.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 3, Episode 2Featuring two prudish saleswomen, Yvonne and Lisa, who run an underwear shop; the return of Brabbins and Fyffe; and the frustration of an astronaut whose jealous computer won't leave him alone.
Josie Long - All Of The Planet's Wonders
Episode 4Josie thinks about propriety, plants, grandparents, being connected to the world around you and growing your own. With special guest Isy Suttie.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 10 - SocietyThis week the trio discuss Ancient Greece and what laws and rules they may have instigated and muse over what life would be like if Karl was made President of Society.
The Pickerskill Detentions
Episode 4, The Black-eyed Marketeer: Retired English Master Dr Henry Pickerskill recalls his most memorable detentions.
The Masterson Inheritance
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Mastersons and JohnsonThe French Revolution is in full swing and the fate of the Masterson family is inextricably linked with that of a tumble dryer.
Facejacker
Series 2, Episode 1Kayvan Novak returns, taking his characters into real-life situations where they sometimes charm but often baffle members of the public. And this time he's going global by also unleashing some of his best-known characters in America.
The Young Ones
Hippy Neil, nerdy Cliff Richard-obsessed Rick, psychopathic punk Vyvyan and smooth Mike share a squalid and collapsing student house together.
Harry & Paul
Series 1 - Ruddy Hell! It's Harry & Paul, Episode 2Characters include footballer Didier Peskovitch and his manager José Arrogantio.
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 2Is it possible that a long-extinct beast could be behind recent crimes? Captain Vimes investigates.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
Walking And Talking
Episode 3Kath and Mary hitch a ride with an ice cream van man on their way to a haunted house. Back at school, Angry Nun punctures Pretty Nun's excitement for a trip.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - University ChallengeMark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - Broth + MuppetAlan talks to charity cyclist Jim Jones whilst waiting for celebrity guest Anthea Turner, before struggling to talk military tactics with special forces Afghanistan veteran Tommy Gaskell.
If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 3, Episode 2Featuring two prudish saleswomen, Yvonne and Lisa, who run an underwear shop; the return of Brabbins and Fyffe; and the frustration of an astronaut whose jealous computer won't leave him alone.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 6Joe Wilkinson tries his hand at martial arts; Hari Kondabolu gives his all-American views on famous Brits; there's some bad news for Jigsaw's Dan Antopolski; and Wittank cross paths with unexpected results.
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 1Comedian Adam Buxton celebrates the most brilliant, thought-provoking and downright weird music videos to be found online as his cult live show hits the screen.
Argumental
Series 3, Episode 5Dynamic debating courtesy of team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound along with their guest panellists. Here, chair John Sergeant welcomes Katy Brand and Mark Watson.
The Young Ones
Hippy Neil, nerdy Cliff Richard-obsessed Rick, psychopathic punk Vyvyan and smooth Mike share a squalid and collapsing student house together.
The Now Show
Series 37, Episode 5Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present topical sketches and stand-up. With Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn and Holly Walsh.
A Whole New Ball Game
Episode 5, Found Wanting: Robert decides to save Barbara from biker Andy, so enlists Father Benedict as an avenger.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 7A man and woman meet in a diner, 3 months after a one-night stand, Elaine Caine meets Phil Turner, and the OCD lady prepares snacks for a party.
King Street Junior
Series 6, Episode 1 - Money MattersWhen expenditure exceeds income, Mr. Beeston is faced with the possibility of sacking Mrs. Rudd. Meanwhile, Mr. Sims helps an "illiterate" boy to read.
What Ho, Jeeves!
What Ho! Jeeves: Joy In The Morning, Episode 5 - Schemes And RusesBertie Wooster is much in demand, but his best-laid plans go awry.
The Leopard In Autumn
Series 2, Episode 1 - Considering The Lillies Of The FieldPrince Ludovico, besieged ruler of the pettiest state in Italy, has to raise enough money from his meagre subjects to pay the new Pope's tribute.