Schedule Monday 9th July 2012
6am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
6:10am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
6:30am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 6 - FlashbackSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 2Golf, holidays with friends and having a baby are the three things that Daniel and Lucy have always sworn they'll never do in life. But when they end up on a golfing holiday with their unbearable friends, they start to realise life doesn't always turn out how you plan it...
7:30am
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 2Long-running panel game. A return visit to Warwick for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor and Barry Cryer, joined by Tony Hawks and Jeremy Hardy on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
7:40am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 1Facing continued hostility from his son's wife, and despite the protests of his grandson - not to mention his own son's slight reluctance - Tom Ballard finds himself put out to pasture at the Bayview Retirement Home just outside Bournemouth. But Tom's not one to settle down quietly!
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's abominable quest for a Yeti - and 'Hornerama' looks at leisure.
8:15am
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
8:20am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
8:30am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 11, The Lead Man Cometh: The rag and bone men get an irresistible offer.
8:55am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 14 - A Thin TimeArthur is attracted to Beryl, the clippie on his regular bus. And Beryl has only two requirements in men - those with a fondness for athletics and those with a good head of hair!
9am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9am30 min
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 3 - Gravinia and PlumpfThis week Brian discusses the land of Gravinia, where the military is revered, and is at war with the pacifist country of Plumpf.
9:30am
(repeat)
9:40am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 9A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague and Thumbelina drowns in poo.
10:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
11am
(repeat)
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
11am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
11:30am
(repeat)
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 3, Episode 5 - BungayMark performs from The Fisher Centre in Bungay, Suffolk, where he talks about non-existent castles, haunted pubs and chicken roundabouts.
11:40am
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's abominable quest for a Yeti - and 'Hornerama' looks at leisure.
12:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 11, The Lead Man Cometh: The rag and bone men get an irresistible offer.
1pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
1:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
1:50pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2:20pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 1Facing continued hostility from his son's wife, and despite the protests of his grandson - not to mention his own son's slight reluctance - Tom Ballard finds himself put out to pasture at the Bayview Retirement Home just outside Bournemouth. But Tom's not one to settle down quietly!
2:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
3pm
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
3:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:30pm30 min
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Science of Symmetry
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
5pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
(repeat)
At Home With Hinge And Bracket
Episode 6Acclaimed baritone star Benjamin Luxon joins the dear ladies for songs and conversation.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 6 - Of Human BondageTerry and June find themselves the centre of attention after receiving a windfall.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 2Golf, holidays with friends and having a baby are the three things that Daniel and Lucy have always sworn they'll never do in life. But when they end up on a golfing holiday with their unbearable friends, they start to realise life doesn't always turn out how you plan it...
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
6pm
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 1The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60ft fire-breathing dragon. Can the city's Night Watch save the day?
6:15pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 13 - Pixiepoplistic (Part 2)When Dede is exposed as a fraud, she has to do all she can to convince the TV company that Pixie Lott should still come to Sadie's house. But will she and her friends get the chance to party with Pixie?
6:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 3A first visit to Grand Theatre in Swansea for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, joined by Rob Brydon on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 2 - BathtimeWho likes a freezing bath? Noone! Shaun and pals go commando and do everything they can to have a hot relaxing sheep dip!
7pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's abominable quest for a Yeti - and 'Hornerama' looks at leisure.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 11, The Lead Man Cometh: The rag and bone men get an irresistible offer.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
8pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
8:30pm
(repeat)
Spy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Codename: TrampTim's got a lot on his plate this week, thanks to a homeless Eastern European man and a social worker named Paula, who happens to be absolutely bonkers.
9pm30 min
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - Broth + MuppetAlan talks to charity cyclist Jim Jones whilst waiting for celebrity guest Anthea Turner, before struggling to talk military tactics with special forces Afghanistan veteran Tommy Gaskell.
9pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Wedding PartyA group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and the team dissect another week's headlines with guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan and Diane Morgan.
9:30pm30 min
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 1Comedian Adam Buxton celebrates the most brilliant, thought-provoking and downright weird music videos to be found online as his cult live show hits the screen.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Panel show in which believable lies and unbelievable truths must be identified.
9:45pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
10pm
Meera Syal's Asian Comedy Story
Episode 1 - Meera Syal's Asian Comedy Story - Part 1Meera Syal focuses on British Asian Comedy from the very beginning, investigating the current scene prior to popular Asian TV programmes including Goodness Gracious Me and The Kumars At Number 42.
10pm
(repeat)
Andy Parsons - Britain's Got Idiots
A TV broadcast of Andy Parsons' 2009 stand-up comedy tour.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 57, Episode 2Long-running panel game. A return visit to Warwick for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor and Barry Cryer, joined by Tony Hawks and Jeremy Hardy on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
10pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Fashion ShowIt's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Panel show in which believable lies and unbelievable truths must be identified.
10:25pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Legs And Co.With the entirety of his left leg in plaster, Tom's got some home help arranged. Unfortunately, Shirley doesn't turn out to be quite as expected - in fact the most depressing home help on the planet. Linda, meanwhile, has lost her receptionist job but somehow picked up a boyfriend.
10:30pm30 min
Walking And Talking
Episode 3Kath and Mary hitch a ride with an ice cream van man on their way to a haunted house. Back at school, Angry Nun punctures Pretty Nun's excitement for a trip.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 3 - Gravinia and PlumpfThis week Brian discusses the land of Gravinia, where the military is revered, and is at war with the pacifist country of Plumpf.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11pm
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 37, Episode 5Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present topical sketches and stand-up. With Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn and Holly Walsh.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 4 - Do They Take Sugar?Tom is equally horrified and ecstatic to discover that his favourite soap actress and gay icon, Sugar Walls, is in fact Linda's sister. When she arrives at the flat unexpectedly, the pair's lives appear to be changing for the good.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
11:15pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Highlights SpecialGraham returns with the best bits from Series 10 and 11.
11:30pm
(repeat)
On Baby Street
Episode 5: Will Ian get to the hospital on time? Can Geraldine and Yvette get there at all?
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Highlights SpecialGraham returns with the best bits from Series 10 and 11.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Wedding PartyA group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.
11:45pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Highlights SpecialGraham returns with the best bits from Series 10 and 11.
Midnight
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and the team dissect another week's headlines with guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan and Diane Morgan.
Midnight
(repeat)
Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!
Episode 1The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60ft fire-breathing dragon. Can the city's Night Watch save the day?
12:35am
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
12:35am
(repeat)
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - Broth + MuppetAlan talks to charity cyclist Jim Jones whilst waiting for celebrity guest Anthea Turner, before struggling to talk military tactics with special forces Afghanistan veteran Tommy Gaskell.
12:40am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Panel show in which believable lies and unbelievable truths must be identified.
1:05am
(repeat)
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 1Comedian Adam Buxton celebrates the most brilliant, thought-provoking and downright weird music videos to be found online as his cult live show hits the screen.
1:10am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Legs And Co.With the entirety of his left leg in plaster, Tom's got some home help arranged. Unfortunately, Shirley doesn't turn out to be quite as expected - in fact the most depressing home help on the planet. Linda, meanwhile, has lost her receptionist job but somehow picked up a boyfriend.
1:15am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Panel show in which believable lies and unbelievable truths must be identified.
1:20am
(repeat)
Jack Dee: Live At The London Palladium
Jack Dee delivers a stellar performance from the world famous London Palladium.
1:40am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 4 - Do They Take Sugar?Tom is equally horrified and ecstatic to discover that his favourite soap actress and gay icon, Sugar Walls, is in fact Linda's sister. When she arrives at the flat unexpectedly, the pair's lives appear to be changing for the good.
1:45am
(repeat)
The Bubble
Episode 6 - Miranda Hart, Robert Webb, Shappi KhorsandiMiranda Hart, Shappi Khorsandi and Robert Webb try to distinguish the real stories from the fakes, after emerging from the bubble.
2am
(repeat)
Brian Gulliver's Travels
Series 2, Episode 3 - Gravinia and PlumpfThis week Brian discusses the land of Gravinia, where the military is revered, and is at war with the pacifist country of Plumpf.
2:10am
(repeat)
Shooting Stars
Series 1, Christmas Special - Xmas Shooting StarsWith Clive Mantle, Anna Friel, Neil Morrissey and Alvin Stardust.
2:10am
(repeat)
Walking And Talking
Episode 3Kath and Mary hitch a ride with an ice cream van man on their way to a haunted house. Back at school, Angry Nun punctures Pretty Nun's excitement for a trip.
2:15am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 3, Highlights SpecialSpecial edition showing highlights from the third series of outrageous comedy debates. Guests keeping chair John Sergeant on his toes include Jimmy Carr and Stephen K Amos.
2:30am
(repeat)
2:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 6Massively Pregnant goes for her first break-dancing lesson, and Elaine Caine meets Ian Waite.
2:50am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 3 - Adventures On Telly: Part 2The gang decide to go on with their adventure - they plan to go to the North Pole, drill a hole and find out what's at the centre of the Earth. This requires a visit to Dr. Dogg.
5am
(repeat)
At Home With Hinge And Bracket
Episode 6Acclaimed baritone star Benjamin Luxon joins the dear ladies for songs and conversation.
5:30am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 3, Episode 2Golf, holidays with friends and having a baby are the three things that Daniel and Lucy have always sworn they'll never do in life. But when they end up on a golfing holiday with their unbearable friends, they start to realise life doesn't always turn out how you plan it...