Schedule Thursday 14th June 2012
Bread
Series 7, Episode 2Freddie has been reported missing and when Jack intercepts Lilo Lill turning up at the Boswells' looking for him, concern grows. But, for Billy, life is beginning to take on a sunnier aspect - thanks to Connie. Adrian, on the other hand, finds his love life to be full of disappointment - thanks to Irene!
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 8 - Love IsSandra finds work as a kennel maid whilst Beryl resolves herself to a life of housekeeping: something she excels to fail in! Paul, meanwhile, has another role in mind for Sandra - that of wife!
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 13 - SalesmanSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Chambers
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Phantom BarristerDesperate to make Forecourt Buildings more successful, Fuller-Carp sets about recruiting new blood.
Meanwhile, Ruth's mother pays her an unwelcome visit.
The Simon Day Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Billy BleachCurly-haired lad and aspiring stand-up comedian Billy Bleach returns to the Mallard.
Bread
Series 7, Episode 3Lilo Lill pays Nellie a visit to compare notes on Freddie's last known whereabouts. The rest of the family plan their holiday but there seems to be little enthusiasm from their respective partners to endure a Boswell family holiday!
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 1, Episode 3The much-loved duo visit a wig boutique and Eric falls on hard times. Guest singing star Anita Harris.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 9 - Anyone For FreedomRobert has proposed to Beryl over the phone, but she's not satisfied and insists that he returns from London to do it in person and present her with a ring.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Deadly AttachmentIt is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U-Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 14 - HauntingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Any Other Business
Episode 1Episode 1: Comic electoral shocks galore in Chesbury, as it faces the unlikeliest of new mayors.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
HR
Series 2, Episode 5 - RemodellingSam, fearing the sense of purposelessness that often hits retirees, decides to redecorate his house. But his housemate Peter is worried that he has some darker purpose in mind.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 2Ever more romantic entanglements are afoot at Totleigh Towers, as Harold refuses to steal a policeman's helmet, and is immediately disowned by his bethrothed, Stephanie. Meanwhile, Gussie's nerve-avoidance technique almost comes him a cropper at the hands of Spode, and Madeline appears less keen to marry him, than to marry Bertie!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 1, Episode 3The much-loved duo visit a wig boutique and Eric falls on hard times. Guest singing star Anita Harris.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 3When Bertie is commanded by Aunt Agatha to join her in Westcombe-on-Sea, he is soon embroiled in a pearl theft. Meanwhile, Biffy has managed to become engaged to Honoria Glossop and is desperate to extricate himself from the arrangement.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Deadly AttachmentIt is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U-Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
Incredible Women
Series 1, Episode 4 - Kate WilkieIn today's episode, Jeremy meets Kate Wilkie, now aged 37, who shot to fame at the age of 12 when she accompanied her father on a polar expedition and saved his life... in a very macabre way.
Bell In The Ball
A blinded man tries to come to terms with his disability by reluctantly joining a blind cricket team.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 12 - The InjuryAttempts to redecorate the bathroom leads to a very painful set of injuries for Stan when Olive gives him a hand. Fearing he'll be unable to work for weeks, Jack concocts a plan to get the firm to pay.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 13 - Not TonightNew canteen girl Stella makes a pass at Stan, and - having suffered a long unlucky streak - he is only too happy to jump to her advances. But are her intentions honourable?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 5Bernard is all at sea when he is asked to scatter a client's ashes.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 3 - One Arabian NightUnder pressure from Sir Dennis, Terry reluctantly agrees to play host to a visiting Arab prince who has asked to spend a night in the home of a typical English family.
Chambers
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Phantom BarristerDesperate to make Forecourt Buildings more successful, Fuller-Carp sets about recruiting new blood.
Meanwhile, Ruth's mother pays her an unwelcome visit.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.
The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 4 - The VanThe new doctor, Prem Sharma, comes up with a cunning plan to diagnose the miners' health problems.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
The Simon Day Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Geoffrey AllertonYorkshire poet Geoffrey Allerton performs at the provincial Mallard Theatre again.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Miracle Of PeckhamIn an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 1, Episode 3The much-loved duo visit a wig boutique and Eric falls on hard times. Guest singing star Anita Harris.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Deadly AttachmentIt is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U-Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.
God Save The Queens
Episode 3In the final episode, God Save The Queens looks at the reigning queens of camp who grace our television screens day-in, day-out. Includes the stories of Lily Savage, Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Louie Spence.
Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ghost's ForgeWhen Maddy's glamorous former colleague Mimi Trantor turns up with a mystery in an old house in Norfolk, it's all change. Jonathan turns investigator, as Maddy finds herself turning into an illusionist...
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Highlights Special - Big NewsRussell Howard turns his eye back to some of the biggest and best news stories covered in the past six series of Good News, plus some choice out-takes from the show.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
You Cannot Be Serious!
Episode 2Alistair McGowan presents a side-splitting take on the biggest, best and most talked-about sporting events of the last seven days.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 1Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 1Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.
The Simon Day Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Billy BleachCurly-haired lad and aspiring stand-up comedian Billy Bleach returns to the Mallard.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 8Corden and co warm down as this fifth series finishes. There's still fun to be had, with appearances from Man City's Joe Hart and presenter Claudia Winkleman.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 4 - ParadeRichie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.
Dead Boss
Episode 1Wrongly convicted to 12 years' imprisonment for the murder of her boss, Helen Stephens arrives at Broadmarsh Prison, convinced that it's only a matter of time before her innocence is shown - only to find that there are plenty of fellow prisoners to take an instant dislike to her.
Dead Boss
Episode 1Wrongly convicted to 12 years' imprisonment for the murder of her boss, Helen Stephens arrives at Broadmarsh Prison, convinced that it's only a matter of time before her innocence is shown - only to find that there are plenty of fellow prisoners to take an instant dislike to her.
Down The Line
Series 3, Episode 5This week's topics are the Olympics and the question "Can we Trust the Media?"
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 8Lee Mack hosts the satirical panel show, with guest panellists Ken Livingstone and Sarah Millican.
Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 3It's quiz night down at The Grapes and Eddie reveals his specialist subject. Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on some sandwiches for the regulars. The Quizmasters word is final.
Dead Boss
Episode 2Life is made more bearable for Helen when Governor Margaret announces the annual prison quiz - promising prizes of a tin of biscuits and a supersize bottle of conditioner.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
Dead Boss
Episode 2Life is made more bearable for Helen when Governor Margaret announces the annual prison quiz - promising prizes of a tin of biscuits and a supersize bottle of conditioner.
Small Scenes
Episode 1 - PilotFeaturing an unfortunate incident at a bird sanctuary and an uncomfortable moment for a beefeater.
Revolting People
Series 4, Episode 4 - PiratesSamuel, McGurk and the others flee to England, but are captured by pirates with very poor interpersonal skills.
Cardinal Burns
Series 1, Episode 6A friendly squash match turns violent; Yumi, Rachel and Olivia celebrate the end of their internship in the dramatic season finale of Young Dreams; and Seb finds a businessman living in a tree in his back garden.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Think The Unthinkable
Series 3, Episode 6 - Brunel InsuranceA pay adjustment scheme at Brunel Insurance doesn't go entirely to plan.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jimmy Carr, Tulisa, The Saturdays, Paul WellerAlan Carr is joined by Jimmy Carr, The Saturdays and pop star and X Factor judge Tulisa, who talks about her new single, Young. Plus, there's music from Paul Weller.
God Save The Queens
Episode 3In the final episode, God Save The Queens looks at the reigning queens of camp who grace our television screens day-in, day-out. Includes the stories of Lily Savage, Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Louie Spence.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Highlights Special - Big NewsRussell Howard turns his eye back to some of the biggest and best news stories covered in the past six series of Good News, plus some choice out-takes from the show.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Highlights Special - Big NewsRussell Howard turns his eye back to some of the biggest and best news stories covered in the past six series of Good News, plus some choice out-takes from the show.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
Dead Boss
Episode 1Wrongly convicted to 12 years' imprisonment for the murder of her boss, Helen Stephens arrives at Broadmarsh Prison, convinced that it's only a matter of time before her innocence is shown - only to find that there are plenty of fellow prisoners to take an instant dislike to her.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
Dead Boss
Episode 2Life is made more bearable for Helen when Governor Margaret announces the annual prison quiz - promising prizes of a tin of biscuits and a supersize bottle of conditioner.
Any Other Business
Episode 1Episode 1: Comic electoral shocks galore in Chesbury, as it faces the unlikeliest of new mayors.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 4 - ParadeRichie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.
Steve Coogan As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters
Steve Coogan performs as some of his most famous creations including a certain Norwich DJ. Recorded in Blackpool in 2008.
HR
Series 2, Episode 5 - RemodellingSam, fearing the sense of purposelessness that often hits retirees, decides to redecorate his house. But his housemate Peter is worried that he has some darker purpose in mind.
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 4 - Adventures On Telly: Part 3Rex's drilling leads to the discovery that the Earth is full of air, but the air escapes from the hole leading him and the others to travel around space on the back of a broken planet. This requires a visit to a black hole. Guest starring Eddie Izzard, Kathy Burke and Simon Day.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 3, Episode 5Bernard is all at sea when he is asked to scatter a client's ashes.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
Chambers
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Phantom BarristerDesperate to make Forecourt Buildings more successful, Fuller-Carp sets about recruiting new blood.
Meanwhile, Ruth's mother pays her an unwelcome visit.