Schedule Wednesday 30th May 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 12Aveline is finally pregnant but the timing is not to her liking now she has made the "glossies". Meanwhile, Grandad has been robbed, but his possessions are replaced when all the family rally round.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 8 - Birds On HorsebackAfter a raucous party the girls find some prankster has painted footprints over the bedroom floor and walls. With no money to redecorate they decide they'll need to get Beryls boyfriend to help. Sandra's latest squeeze, meanwhile, is a little posher and she intends to impress him by refreshing her horse-riding skills.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 16 - CaféEric cashes in his and Hattie's life savings to buy a run-down roadside café. They attempt to change it into a higher class establishment, but when custom dries up they are forced to bring it right back down to earth.
The Secret Life Of Rosewood Avenue
Episode 1, Moving In: A hapless vicar discovers that life behind suburbia's net curtains is not what he expected.
So Wrong It's Right
Series 3, Episode 2Charlie Brooker hosts the comedy panel show that seeks the finest wrong answers. With guests Barry Cryer, Holly Walsh and Lee Mack.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 6 - Thanks For The MemoryWhile on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage, and comes to with complete amnesia.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 13It's Ma Boswell's birthday and she waits by the phone for Derek to ring and make her day. A surprise visit from Roxy causes Joey problems but he is surprised by his mother's reaction when he finally admits the relationship to her.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2.5, The Holiday: The author and his wife Diana struggle to get on a getaway.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 9 - St Valentine's DayBeryl's depressed at her lack of a stable love life, and with Valentine's Day on the horizon it could get a whole lot worse - or a lot better! Sandra mentions her situation at work, and it seems half the men there do in fact fancy Beryl!
Coming Alive
Episode 5, Hostage To Fortune: A troubled community centre visitor puts ex-convict Terry in danger.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
Sykes
Series 2, Episode 1 - An EngagementAfter a night out at the army reunion, Eric wakes up all the worse for wear. He also finds that he's propsed - to the daughter of the 23rd in line to the throne, no less!
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Incredible Women
Series 2, Episode 3 - Marion PerezJeremy Front meets Professor Marion Perez, a world-renowned Californian scientist who claims to have created 'the perfection gene'.
My Family
Series 9, Special - Kenzo's ProjectClip Show. Kenzo's school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Believe It!
Series 1, Episode 4 - PowerDoes power drive you mad? Richard Wilson knows. So do Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and Stanley Kubrick. But Richard's the only one who is telling.
My Family
Series 9, Christmas Special - 2039: A Christmas OddityIt is December 2039, and the Harpers are gathering together to celebrate Christmas. With a 'greed gift exchange', a rival cousin and a Nativity play battle, there may not be too much room for peace and goodwill.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - The Man Who Nearly Knew PavarottiWesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2.5, The Holiday: The author and his wife Diana struggle to get on a getaway.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 4 - Elegy For Fallen WelliesWhen Nora forsakes her wrinkled stockings for black tights, the results are catastrophic.
Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Employment ExchangeUnlucky-in-work Frank has job trouble.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 8 - Radio ControlBlakey installs a two-way radio in Stan and Jack's cab, but should he believe all he hears?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 9 - Foggy NightFreezing fog forces Stan to pull off the road, with Mum, Arthur, Olive and Blakey on board...
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
What Ho, Jeeves!
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Delayed Exit Of Claude And EustaceThere's trouble ahead for Bertie when his cousins come to stay en route for 'the colonies'.
Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 1 - Photo FinishThe chance of a bargain second-hand camera re-kindles Terry's interest in photography. But when he takes a portrait of his boss, it's up to June to extricate him from a sticky situation.
The Secret Life Of Rosewood Avenue
Episode 1, Moving In: A hapless vicar discovers that life behind suburbia's net curtains is not what he expected.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 2 - Future EchoesAs the ship accelerates toward light speed in the readiness for the 3,000,000 year journey back in the other direction, toward Earth, peculiar things start happening. How can Cat be in two places at once? Holly's got some explaining to do - about something he terms 'future echoes'.
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - The Man Who Nearly Knew PavarottiWesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 11 - Swap FeverWhen Eddie tells the monsters about swapping teeny pets - free toys that come in cereal packets - Fiend becomes addicted, determined to build the biggest collection of teeny pets ever. Meanwhile, it gives Kate and Nick the idea to swap roles - leading to even more chaos in the household.
So Wrong It's Right
Series 3, Episode 3Guests Graham Linehan, Matthew Crosby and Helen Zaltzman compete to suggest the best in bad ideas. Charlie Brooker hosts.
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 3 - Balance Of PowerSickened to the last by Rimmer's toe-curlingly officious, petty nature - particularly galling considering he's the only actual human alive - Lister resolves to improve his standing on the ship and become the superior crew member.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
My Family
Series 9, Special - Kenzo's ProjectClip Show. Kenzo's school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 1 - "An Errand Boy By The Ear"Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 19 - The EmigrantAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 4 - Elegy For Fallen WelliesWhen Nora forsakes her wrinkled stockings for black tights, the results are catastrophic.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 4With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2.5, The Holiday: The author and his wife Diana struggle to get on a getaway.
The Unforgettable...
Series 5, Episode 8 - Gordon JacksonA tribute to the well-loved actor Gordon Jackson, best known for his roles as Hudson in Upstairs, Downstairs and Cowley in The Professionals.
My Family
Series 9, Christmas Special - 2039: A Christmas OddityIt is December 2039, and the Harpers are gathering together to celebrate Christmas. With a 'greed gift exchange', a rival cousin and a Nativity play battle, there may not be too much room for peace and goodwill.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Incredible Women
Series 2, Episode 3 - Marion PerezJeremy Front meets Professor Marion Perez, a world-renowned Californian scientist who claims to have created 'the perfection gene'.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the second series of the semi-improvised sitcom. Repeated again as of 00.20.
Andy Parsons - Britain's Got Idiots
A TV broadcast of Andy Parsons' 2009 stand-up comedy tour.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 9Kevin Bridges, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Patrick Kielty join Hugh, Andy and Dara.
The Story Of Variety With Michael Grade
Episode 2 - Onto The BoxWhat happened to the variety stars once the theatres closed and the cameras beckoned? Michael Grade tells the ups and downs of the variety stars on television.
So Wrong It's Right
Series 3, Episode 2Charlie Brooker hosts the comedy panel show that seeks the finest wrong answers. With guests Barry Cryer, Holly Walsh and Lee Mack.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 7Simon Evans helps out Dara O'Briain on the penultimate episode of the brain-teasing series. However, it's a case of the blind leading the blind tonight, as the first fiendish challenge is one that requires being blindfolded.
The Museum Of Everything
Episode 1, Welcome to the Museum of Everything: Wander around the many galleries and discover the real identity of Jack the Ripper.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 5Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 2 - Future EchoesAs the ship accelerates toward light speed in the readiness for the 3,000,000 year journey back in the other direction, toward Earth, peculiar things start happening. How can Cat be in two places at once? Holly's got some explaining to do - about something he terms 'future echoes'.
It Is Rocket Science!
Series 2, Episode 3 - Women In SpaceHelen Keen rails against the tyranny of misogyny and the tinfoil bikini as she tells inspiring true stories of the first women who made it into space - and also slightly depressing true stories of the women who didn't.
Masala FM
Episode 4: The station's only attracting Z-list Asian celebrities, but then a top royal phones in.
Strap In - It's Clever Peter
Episode 3Clever Peter present another episode of their sketch show. Featuring a swimming rat, a talking fly and a Mexican stand-off.
Any Bloke
Episode 2.2, Summer Holiday: Everyone's relaxed - until Martha arrives with her new age boyfriend.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 3 - Balance Of PowerSickened to the last by Rimmer's toe-curlingly officious, petty nature - particularly galling considering he's the only actual human alive - Lister resolves to improve his standing on the ship and become the superior crew member.
Have I Got News For You
Series 23, Episode 7With Linda Smith on Ian's side and David Dickinson on Paul's.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 9Kevin Bridges, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Patrick Kielty join Hugh, Andy and Dara.
Tim Vine Live
Former Guinness World Record holding joke machine Tim Vine performs in London.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
Coming Alive
Episode 5, Hostage To Fortune: A troubled community centre visitor puts ex-convict Terry in danger.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 5 - BonoJust how did Bono meet his three trusty disciples/band members? What did his Dad think of his beliefs that he could really change the world?
The Story Of Variety With Michael Grade
Episode 2 - Onto The BoxWhat happened to the variety stars once the theatres closed and the cameras beckoned? Michael Grade tells the ups and downs of the variety stars on television.
Rhod Gilbert And The Award-Winning Mince Pie
A TV broadcast of Rhod Gilbert's first stand-up DVD.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
The Detectives
Episode 4.5, The Wembley Stadium Mystery: The son of the commissioner, is partnered with Briggs and Louis, who are assigned to guard Wembley Stadium. However, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 5Greg James and Russell Kane are joined by EastEnders actress Charlie Brooks and music artist Tinchy Stryder to look into the nation's deepest secrets.
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2.5, The Holiday: The author and his wife Diana struggle to get on a getaway.
The Secret Life Of Rosewood Avenue
Episode 1, Moving In: A hapless vicar discovers that life behind suburbia's net curtains is not what he expected.