Schedule Friday 25th May 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 8Jack arrives home drunk and is whisked in to Grandad's house to avoid a confrontation with his mother ... and the vicar! Aveline decides to put her desire for a baby on hold while she returns to modelling and Nellie meets her admirer in the park.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 4One of the students has confessed to murder, but Simon is not convinced he's guilty. However, his investigation is put on hold when he finds himself debating against a government minister about modernisation.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 4 - Birds On StrikeAfter taking three days off work with "tonsillitis" to spend time with a boyfriend before he goes to sea for 18 months, Beryl's keen to show her face back at the factory. No sooner has she done so than her family are blackmailing her into taking part in a labour dispute protest.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 12 - MarriageReasoning she's not getting any younger, Hattie's decides it's time she got married and places an advert in a personals column. When Eric tries to put her off her suitors, he succeeds only in turning her sights to Mr. Brown!
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 1 - Private ViewsEvents organiser Rosie plans a private view for an odious art dealer.
Tonight
Series 2, Episode 3Rory Bremner and the team return for another series of Tonight, the topical satire show that digs that bit deeper into national and international politics.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Carpool
Episode 7 - David Baddiel & Tim MinchinDavid Baddiel shops for DVDs while Tim Minchin visits a hardware store.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 4 - Troutbridge's PartyClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 9Jack inherits Mrs. Cumberland's dog in her will but the animal is causing quite a stir in the Boswell household. When it disappears Jack becomes the benificiary of a piece of good fortune - in the shape of Rachael. Billy decides he needs a new look and Freddie gets a new problem to deal with when Lilo Lill announces she has stopped taking the pill!
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 3 - A Day In BoulogneJune gets in a pickle when Terry misses the ferry to France, and a salvo of smelly cheeses despatches a pedantic car park attendant.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Carpool
Episode 8 - Phill Jupitus & Toby WilliamsIn a special edition recorded at the Edinburgh Festival, Phill Jupitus and Toby Williams (aka stand-up Dr George Ryegold) jump into the car for chat with Robert.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 5, Keep Unfit the Burkiss Way: Stay the way you are with unexpected adjustments.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fella-A-Day GirlUnlike Sandra, Beryl doesn't much fancy a steady boyfriend: she's a fella-a-day kind of girl. That is until London-based Robert calls to say he's coming back up to Liverpool on business. A chance to finish what they never quite got started previously? Not if her heavily pregnant sister Gloria, whose husband is himself away with work, has anything to do with it.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Are You From The Bugle?
Episode 2 - Royal FlushGraham saves the day by finding a last-minute opener for the new sports centre when the royal guest falls victim to too much hospitality, and Bert ends up covered in something other than glory.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 13 - CatHattie's got a new kitten, and when she hears a meowing coming from the roof late at night, insists Eric climbs out to rescue it. Unfortunately a strong wind causes him to become disorientated and climb back in through the wrong roof light...
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Scoop
Series 1, Episode 2 - Out Of This WorldDigby tries to launch Hacker into orbit for a competition, and they encounter an alien.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 1, Episode 1Chief registrar Malcolm is a stickler for rules and regulations in a Local Authority Register Office, where the staff deal with the three greatest events in anybody's life.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 4 - Troutbridge's PartyClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 5, Keep Unfit the Burkiss Way: Stay the way you are with unexpected adjustments.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 4One of the students has confessed to murder, but Simon is not convinced he's guilty. However, his investigation is put on hold when he finds himself debating against a government minister about modernisation.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In FashionAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 2 - Come In Sunray MajorFoggy goes hi-tech to establish good communications with Compo and Clegg.
Prospero, Ariel, Reith And Gill
Comedy drama starring Tim McInnerny as Sir John Reith, the first Director General of the BBC.
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Christmas Special - Thicker Than WaterWhen Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Inspector's NieceA new clippie hides a terrible secret - she's Blakey's niece!
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
Millport
Series 1, Episode 4 - Derek Dodds Is DeadAfter Derek dies unexpectedly, Irene decides to seize the day. But the island's equilibrium comes under attack when the townsfolk decide to follow suit.
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 4 - Strictly For The BirdsIn an attempt to improve relations with their neighbours, June persuades Terry to spend a day with them at a lakeside wildlife reserve.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 11Dr Culpeper invites us all to his highly unhealthy health spa, a Crusader knight competes on Historical Masterchef, King John worries about all the internet haters, and crooner William Shakespeare serenades us with his big band.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 1 - Private ViewsEvents organiser Rosie plans a private view for an odious art dealer.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 8Sandi Toksvig is in the chair as panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Ed Byrne and Francis Wheen examine the funnier aspects of the week's news. Corrie Corfield reads out cuttings sent in by listeners.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 4 - Troutbridge's PartyClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 5, Keep Unfit the Burkiss Way: Stay the way you are with unexpected adjustments.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In FashionAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 4One of the students has confessed to murder, but Simon is not convinced he's guilty. However, his investigation is put on hold when he finds himself debating against a government minister about modernisation.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 7Lee Mack is joined by Huw Edwards and Sarah Millican, and David Mitchell is joined by Bradley Walsh and Josie Lawrence.
Only Fools And Horses
Only Fools' Top 40 Moments: John Challis and Sue Holderness, aka Boycie and Marlene, present the ultimate countdown of the 40 greatest moments of Only Fools and Horses, as voted for by the viewers.
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 7Star Trek icon William Shatner takes to the Have I Got News For You host's chair. Team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Charlie Brooker.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 3 - PolymorphA chameleonic shape-changing mutant known as a Polymorph is roaming around Red Dwarf, disguising itself in order to manipulate and feed on the crew's emotions.
Piers Morgan's Life Stories
Jimmy Tarbuck talks to Piers Morgan about his life and 50-year career. The comic legend opens up about how he coped on the saddest night of his showbiz career: the night Tommy Cooper collapsed on stage and later died. Tarby, who was at primary school with John Lennon and George Harrison, also talks about life in Liverpool in the swinging 60s and how he was dubbed 'the fifth Beatle'.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 6This week's line-up includes snooker legend Ronnie O'Sullivan, funnyman Jimmy Carr and telly favourite Christine Bleakley.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 1 - GlasgowMichael McIntyre begins his Series 2 travels at the Glasgow Theatre Royal, where he is joined by special headline guest Kevin Bridges with stand-up performances from Daniel Sloss, Milton Jones and Craig Campbell.
Very Important People
Episode 5David Attenborough observes Noel Fielding on stage; Danny Dyer engages with Britain's hardest maths homework; and Amy Childs tracks the progress of the Olympic torch.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 4 - BodyswapA bodyswap deal between Lister and Rimmer doesn't quite go to plan when Rimmer gets a bit carried away with himself.
Episodes
Series 2, Episode 3When network head Merc Lapidus's father dies, Sean and Beverly get a lesson in grief, Hollywood-style.
Tonight
Series 2, Episode 3Rory Bremner and the team return for another series of Tonight, the topical satire show that digs that bit deeper into national and international politics.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 8, Episode 5 - John Bishop, will.i.am, Cuba Gooding Jr, Plan BAlan Carr is joined by much-loved comedian John Bishop, The Voice's will.i.am and US movie star Cuba Gooding Jr who tells Alan all about his latest movie, Red Tails. And music is from Plan B who performs a track from his new album, Ill Manors.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
Shooting Stars
Series 8, Episode 5Joining Vic, Bob, Jack, Ulrika-ka-ka and Angelos tonight are Chris Tarrant, Ronni Ancona, Diversity's Ashley Banjo and The Only Way is Essex's Sam Faiers.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
On The Hour
Series 1, Episode 2This week, Alan Partridge interviews some top sporting stars and their groin strain problems, Kevin Smear investigates care in the community, and Monsignor Treeb-Lopez looks at God in the form of cleaning dishes.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 7 - Cameron Diaz, Kathy Burke, David AttenboroughCameron Diaz and Sir David Attenborough flirt about wildlife, Kathy Burke talks about her break from acting and Scissor Sisters perform live in the studio.
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 7Everyone is seriously concerned about Kelly. While Marty is still grieving the loss of the baby, Kelly is punishing herself physically and mentally and fast losing control.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
Sorry About Last Night
Episode 2, A Airport: Andy and Julie honeymoon at Heathrow.
Stand Up For The Week
Series 4, Episode 5Stand Up For The Week is back to take a humourous and no-holds-barred alternative look at the big stories of the week, including the news, politics, sport and showbiz shenanigans.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMatt Lucas presents all his favourite bits from his very own awards ceremony - the impeccably-titled 'Lucases' - that recognises the achievements other shows overlook.
The Cabaret Of Dr Caligari
Epiosode 3, The Conversion: A hypnotised sales rep recalls a troubled life with her Dad.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - The KeyWhen Hacker's political adviser complains that she has been shifted off to a far corner of the maze that is Downing Street, he resolves to move her office back closer to his own. Sir Humphrey has other ideas, but on this occasion, the Prime Minister holds a rather effective trump card!
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
Rhod Gilbert And The Award-Winning Mince Pie
A TV broadcast of Rhod Gilbert's first stand-up DVD.
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 3 - PolymorphA chameleonic shape-changing mutant known as a Polymorph is roaming around Red Dwarf, disguising itself in order to manipulate and feed on the crew's emotions.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 4One of the students has confessed to murder, but Simon is not convinced he's guilty. However, his investigation is put on hold when he finds himself debating against a government minister about modernisation.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - The KeyWhen Hacker's political adviser complains that she has been shifted off to a far corner of the maze that is Downing Street, he resolves to move her office back closer to his own. Sir Humphrey has other ideas, but on this occasion, the Prime Minister holds a rather effective trump card!
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 4Door Bitch gets cheesed off at a Farmer's Market and Miss Single tries to have a golf lesson.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 7Nicola and her team are desperate to find a major sports personality to be the face of the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship's new Healthy Choices campaign.
The Detectives
Episode 4.3, Back to Class: Drugs are found in the locker of a girl at a private school. In an appeal against her expulsion, she claims they have been planted by her socialite classmates.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
Are You From The Bugle?
Episode 2 - Royal FlushGraham saves the day by finding a last-minute opener for the new sports centre when the royal guest falls victim to too much hospitality, and Bert ends up covered in something other than glory.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 6 - Rich And FatTony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dream JobMark is up for promotion at work, but loses out to Sophie. Jez starts a new job at the music studio Super-Hands works at, although he's only allowed to work on reception.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 7Lee puts an audience couple to the test to see how well they know each other in 'You Might Get Dumped at the End of This'.
Jack Dee: Live At The London Palladium
Jack Dee delivers a stellar performance from the world famous London Palladium.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 1Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Holly Willoughby, take a look at British behaviour.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 7Lee puts an audience couple to the test to see how well they know each other in 'You Might Get Dumped at the End of This'.
Millport
Series 1, Episode 4 - Derek Dodds Is DeadAfter Derek dies unexpectedly, Irene decides to seize the day. But the island's equilibrium comes under attack when the townsfolk decide to follow suit.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 1 - Private ViewsEvents organiser Rosie plans a private view for an odious art dealer.