Schedule Saturday 19th May 2012
6am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:20am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 11 - Mother's DayMother's Day would normally see Beryl's parents visit, but this year Sandra's invited hers. They compromise with a party, but neither mother likes the other and slob vs snob could result in friction!
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
6:50am
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Sykes
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballEric is set to referee a prominent local football match. When Hattie has a small flutter on the victor - 20 pence - with the woman in the bakery, the entire community begins to believe she's got insider knowledge.
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 8 - Have You Ever Seen A Dream WalkingPhoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.
7:30am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 3 - An Inspector CallsThe local authority is becoming increasingly concerned by the falling attendances at Whitbury leisure centre. An inspector is despatched, sending Brittas into overdrive mobilising his staff to get the place clean.
8:10am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth and eleventh series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9:30am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 9Vic and his team learn who has the biggest tongue, find out whether girls can grow beards and investigate whether an animal will ever win The X Factor.
9:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
9:45am
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Don't Lose Your Head
In Paris, 1789, two dashing English noblemen rescue their French counterparts from Madame Guillotine and the republican revolutionaries.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Special - Champion of Champions 2011-12Steve Bunce, Martin Kelner, Greg Brady and Dougie Anderson fight for punditry points.
11:15am
(repeat)
Man Of The Moment
Norman Wisdom stars as a clerk who gets involved in international diplomacy.
12:05pm
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ghost MuttererThere is a Halloween theme in this week's episode, with high jinx and things that go bump in the night.
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Bob Mills and Matt Forde, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Neil Sleat reads out a selection of cuttings.
12:35pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 4 - SlumberliciousSadie accidently arranges a slumber party and ends up with Chloe coming to her sleepover.
1pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth and ninth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
2pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 1Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.
2pm
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches feature reshuffling patron saints and an 'Under Milk Wood' spoof.
2:30pm60 min
Kind Hearts And Coronets: Like Father, Like Daughter
Radio sequel to the classic murderous comedy. Unity Holland (Natalie Walter) kills her way to earldom by dispatching members of the Gascoyne family (all played by Alistair McGowan).
2:30pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's adventure Stories of the North West Frontier - and 'Hornerama' looks at food.
4pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 11 - SweetsSince Jamie Oliver's push for healthy school meals, sweets have been banned at Elmsbury High. But someone's running an unofficial tuck shop selling crisps and chocolate - and Nathan is given the job of finding out who's behind it.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 1With Christine Hamilton on Ian's side and Rod Liddle on Paul's side.
5pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
5pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
5:30pm
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Tonight
Series 2, Episode 2Rory Bremner and the team return for another series of Tonight, the topical satire show that digs that bit deeper into national and international politics.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story
Victoria Wood presents the true story behind Britain's timeless comedy with footage of the cast on location and personal tales about making the show.
6pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 3 - Accusin' SusanKenzo seems to be the victim of a revenge campaign by Michael's old art teacher, and Susan finds herself caught up in a sexual harassment case at work.
6:15pm45 min
Keith Lemon's LemonAid
Episode 6This week, celebrity helper Louis Walsh pops in, The Saturdays put Keith and one lucky audience member through their paces in a unique performance, and the whole audience has the chance to win prizes in the gravity-defying game Lemon Drops.
6:25pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 6 - Still LifeThe farmer's turned artist, but will Shaun and pals play along?
6:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 6 - Absent FriendsMainwaring is shocked to find that in his absence most of the platoon have not turned up for parade and are instead playing darts with the ARP Wardens. Things get worse when Mainwaring is called upon to help with the arrest of a member of the IRA.
7pm
(repeat)
You Have Been Watching... David Croft
Celebration of the life and work of comedy writer, director and producer David Croft, who died earlier this year.
8pm
(repeat)
Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Apple Doesn't FallThe children of Portwenn primary school are being read a fairy story by headmistress Louisa as the grumpiest doctor in the West Country marches through the fishing village but will they need his help?
8pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom written by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden. Repeated again as of 22.40.
9pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th and 14th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
9:35pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
9:45pm45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 6Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
10pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
10pm60 min
Vive La Revolution - Mark Steel
Episode 1Comedy and rebellion fuse with Mark Steel's amusing take on the history of the French Revolution.
10:15pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.2, Stiff: Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room.
10:20pm45 min version
QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
10:30pm60 min
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Filmed in May 2010 at Glasgow's SECC Arena, this special sees comedian Kevin Bridges perform in front of a sold-out crowd of 10,000 fans, with his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners.
10:55pm
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Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Keith Lemon's LemonAid
Episode 6This week, celebrity helper Louis Walsh pops in, The Saturdays put Keith and one lucky audience member through their paces in a unique performance, and the whole audience has the chance to win prizes in the gravity-defying game Lemon Drops.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 1 - Kevin Bridges - The Story So FarFilmed in May 2010 at Glasgow's SECC Arena, this special sees comedian Kevin Bridges perform in front of a sold-out crowd of 10,000 fans, with his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners.
12:15am
(repeat)
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
12:30am
(repeat)
A Cock And Bull Story
Film starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon as themselves, filming a movie adaptation of the novel The Life And Opinions Of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.
12:30am
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
nfinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, Episode 1: A raucous birthday bar crawl leads Dave Lister to a moon of Saturn and a fateful meeting.
12:35am
(repeat)
Stand Up For The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Stand Up For The Week is back to take a humourous and no-holds-barred alternative look at the big stories of the week, including the news, politics, sport and showbiz shenanigans.
12:55am
(repeat)
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 2Nicola Murray MP has been Secretary of State for just over a week but already there is press speculation on how long she is going to last. And now, someone at the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship has completely wiped the immigration records of 170,672 people.
1:10am
(repeat)
Jeff Green: Back From The Bewilderness
Comedy special featuring award-winning comic and best-selling author Jeff Green, filmed in London's West End.
1:15am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
1:15am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - Comic ReliefRicky finds Karl's views on charity mind-boggling, but hilarious.
1:20am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
1:25am
(repeat)
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
1:30am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
1:50am
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 8 - Have You Ever Seen A Dream WalkingPhoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.
2am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.2, Stiff: Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room.
2am
(repeat)
It's A Funny Business
Episode 3, Doris Hare: Mum from On the Buses chats to Mike Craig about the highs and lows of a lifetime spent in performance.
2:25am
(repeat)
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 3 - An Inspector CallsThe local authority is becoming increasingly concerned by the falling attendances at Whitbury leisure centre. An inspector is despatched, sending Brittas into overdrive mobilising his staff to get the place clean.
2:30am
(repeat)
How Tickled Am I?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Jimmy ClitheroeMark Radcliffe presents a profile of the little man with the big talent. But was 'Jim' a boy who was never allowed to grow up?
2:50am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 6Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
3am
(repeat)
All Gas And Gaiters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Only Three Can PlayWhen the Dean insists a new resident is warned about her parking, Noote's playing away threatens to ruin the clerics' board game.
3:05am
(repeat)
Milton Jones's House Of Rooms
Comedy Showcase sitcom pilot in which Milton Jones manages a house of tenants with his mother.
3:35am
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Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 4Special guest Kimberly Wyatt joins Greg James and Russell Kane to take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
4:35am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 7Lee puts an audience couple to the test to see how well they know each other in 'You Might Get Dumped at the End of This'.
5:30am
(repeat)
Tonight
Series 2, Episode 2Rory Bremner and the team return for another series of Tonight, the topical satire show that digs that bit deeper into national and international politics.