Schedule Friday 18th May 2012
Bread
Series 5, Episode 2Joey visits the taxman to plead his case but his words fall on deaf ears, Aveline suggests to Oswald that he should have a sperm count and Billy attends court to get his divorce. But all troubles are briefly forgotten when the family go to the airport to meet Jack who has returned home from America.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 5Simon loses the struggle to hang onto his job. Another, more intriguing, offer is forthcoming.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 9 - The DogBeryl's none too keen when Sandra returns home with a small puppy, particularly as the landlord expressly forbids pets in the building.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 6 - StrangerHattie is taken aback when a swarthy, thuggish-looking stranger arrives at the door; it turns out to be little Tommy Grando, a local boy who ran away to sea many years ago and swore he'd marry Hattie upon his return...
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 6: Stella's plans for an open garden charity day are interrupted by an unexpected delivery.
Tonight
Series 2, Episode 2Rory Bremner and the team return for another series of Tonight, the topical satire show that digs that bit deeper into national and international politics.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 2 - Temple Of The BodyLeisure centre manager Gordon Brittas is a shocked man. He has found an item of ladies' foundation wear behind his office sofa, put two and two together and determined to catch the offenders. Carole the homeless receptionist is pregnant again, with only dim memories of a leopardskin suit on New Year's Eve. She is keeping her first child in a drawer under the reception desk and now sets up home in a store cupboard.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Bungalese SpiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 3Jack soon gets back into the swing of buying and selling but the piano he buys causes more trouble than it is worth. Joey tells his mother about his debt and the family agree to pull together to help him. Meanwhile, Aveline is making every effort to get pregnant and creating problems for Oswald.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 5 - Playing PoolComedy chaos in the suburbs with the Medfords as they decide to replace their children's sandpit with a fish pond.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 4, Solve Murders the Burkiss Way: Can TV impressionists halt a repeat killing?
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 11 - Mother's DayMother's Day would normally see Beryl's parents visit, but this year Sandra's invited hers. They compromise with a party, but neither mother likes the other and slob vs snob could result in friction!
Are You From The Bugle?
Episode 1 - The Drama Began...Graduate Graham Carpenter arrives at the Butterthwaite Bugle on work experience. Despite a series of cock-ups he manages to land a permanent job.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballEric is set to referee a prominent local football match. When Hattie has a small flutter on the victor - 20 pence - with the woman in the bakery, the entire community begins to believe she's got insider knowledge.
As Time Goes By
Episode 2, Getting To Know You - Again: Despite attending a ghastly party together, Lionel and Jean start to rekindle their love affair.
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3, Stately Home: Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her relatives tag along.
Hounded
Episode 9 - Toast-O-LatorDr Mu has invented a highly dangerous robotic toaster and is using the cloned workforce of his factory planet to mass-produce a robotic toaster army.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 4, Episode 6 - Celebrity WeathermanMilton proves that you don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - you just need a fully-working anemometer and a mouse called Tim.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
My Family
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Heart Of ChristmasThe Harpers are looking forward to another Christmas - except for Ben, who comes up with a cunning plan, feigning a mystery illness to escape the festivities.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Bungalese SpiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 3 - The Phantom Of The GraveyardThe three geriatric delinquents decide to pay their respects to "Old Sylvester" with a few formal drinks but first they must buy a new funeral suit for Compo.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 4, Solve Murders the Burkiss Way: Can TV impressionists halt a repeat killing?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 5Simon loses the struggle to hang onto his job. Another, more intriguing, offer is forthcoming.
The Comedy Café
Janice Forsyth taps into the funny business in Scotland and worldwide.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Scented RoomJonathan knows how a million pound painting was stolen. But after a bad review from the painting's owner, even a £50,000 reward and a begging Maddy can't persuade the moody magic man to tell.
Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.1, Whinfrey's Last Case: In 1913, a sinister German plot to start World War One a year early clashes with Gerald Whinfrey's Cornish fishing holiday.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
As Time Goes By
Episode 2, Getting To Know You - Again: Despite attending a ghastly party together, Lionel and Jean start to rekindle their love affair.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 6 - On The OmnibusesThere is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...
My Family
The 2005 Specials, Christmas Special - ...And I'll Cry If I Want ToThis year's Harper family Christmas looks like being even more fearsome than usual for Ben, as Susan is giving grandson Kenzo a third birthday party to remember.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3, Stately Home: Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her relatives tag along.
Millport
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArdourThe Minister reveals to Irene a secret yearning for Moira. After the initial shock, she realises this unlikely romance could prove advantageous.
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 6 - BingoTerry and June are persuaded to help entertain the local old folks at the Church Hall. But what should have been a rewarding afternoon turns into high drama when the vicar reveals that the bingo has been rigged.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 6: Stella's plans for an open garden charity day are interrupted by an unexpected delivery.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
My Family
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Heart Of ChristmasThe Harpers are looking forward to another Christmas - except for Ben, who comes up with a cunning plan, feigning a mystery illness to escape the festivities.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 3 - The Phantom Of The GraveyardThe three geriatric delinquents decide to pay their respects to "Old Sylvester" with a few formal drinks but first they must buy a new funeral suit for Compo.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 7In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Susan Calman, Bob Mills and Matt Forde, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Neil Sleat reads out a selection of cuttings.
What's The Story?
Series 6, Episode 7Dan Mitchell takes a sideways look at the week's news in the Radio Wales panel show. He's joined by guests including Clint Edwards and a couple of members of Goldie Lookin Chain.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
The Navy Lark
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Bungalese SpiesClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
The Burkiss Way
Episode 4, Solve Murders the Burkiss Way: Can TV impressionists halt a repeat killing?
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 5Simon loses the struggle to hang onto his job. Another, more intriguing, offer is forthcoming.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 7 - Children Run RiotCousin Femi, who has just arrived from Nigeria, comes to look after the kids while the parents are away. Will he be able to keep the house under control or will these British kids get the better of him?
Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 7Morgan Spurlock's tongue-in-cheek delve into British culture continues, this week taking a look at fame. Spurlock is joined in the studio by Katy Brand, Peter Serafinowicz and actor Corey Feldman. Frank Turner provides the music.
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 6BAFTA nominated actress and comedian Kathy Burke is joined by defeated Labour mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone and actor and comedian Joe Wilkinson for the topical comedy quiz.
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 5 - QueegThe trio learn the hard way that the grass is definitely not always greener, when Holly is replaced by back-up system Queeg 500.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 5This week, 5,000m world champion Mo Farah, funnyman David Walliams and TV presenter Clare Balding are thrown into the thick of the action.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
Very Important People
Episode 4Jack Whitehall hails a cab; Katie Price dates a cartoon cat; Nick Grimshaw stars in Bloody Idiot; a visit to Simon Bird's acting Academy; and Jonathan Ross and his team of superheroes encounter Amelia Backlash.
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 6 - Parallel UniverseHolly's new invention of the 'Holly Hop Drive' promises to take Red Dwarf back home to Earth in a mere instant. What it manages, however, is to flip the ship across the fifth dimension divide and into a parallel universe. But a greater surprise is in store: there's another Red Dwarf here too...
Episodes
Series 2, Episode 2Matt misses his 'bromance' with Sean and tries to rekindle their friendship by buying him the sports car of his dreams. But Sean is not willing to forgive or forget that easily.
My Teenage Diary
Series 2, Episode 4 - Meera SyalRufus Hound invites Meera Syal to read embarrassing extracts from her teenage diary and read it out in public for the very first time.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 8, Episode 4 - Kim Kardashian, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Dr Christian & Dr Dawn, Nelly FurtadoUS TV star Kim Kardashian pops in for a chat, 8 Out of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson join Alan to talk about Channel 4's Comedy Gala, and Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Dawn Harper discuss Embarrassing Bodies. Plus, there's music from Nelly Furtado, who performs her new single Big Hoops.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.
Shooting Stars
Series 8, Episode 4Jack is joined by Mastermind host John Humphrys and DJ Lisa Snowdon, while DJ Scott Mills and the larger than life character of Brian Butterfield (Peter Serafinowicz) are on Ulrika's team.
On The Hour
Series 1, Episode 1This week, On the Hour covers the train crash in Big Street Station, the audio pull-out looks at style, and there is a report concerning the charity prison break-out.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 6 - Will Smith, Gary Barlow, Sir Tom JonesWill Smith reveals his 11 year old pop star daughter is a 'handful', Gary Barlow says The Queen is excited about her Jubilee weekend, while Tom Jones talks about crying on The Voice.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
Sorry About Last Night
Episode 1, A Loft: Alexei Sayle writes and stars in the comedy about life, love and not living together.
Stand Up For The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Stand Up For The Week is back to take a humourous and no-holds-barred alternative look at the big stories of the week, including the news, politics, sport and showbiz shenanigans.
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 6Desperate for cash, Jackson agrees to help Shane Maguire rob a cigarette van at a supermarket.
The Cabaret Of Dr Caligari
Episode 2, Comedian's Moon: Stephen Tompkinson plays a young man who gets bitten by the comedy bug - with terrifying results.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 6The guests in this sixth episode are Griff Rhys Jones, Ruth Jones and David Baddiel.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 1It's 'Reshuffle Day' at Number 10. When the job at the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship is turned down by everybody else, there's no option but to promote junior minister Nicola Murray to the Cabinet.
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 5 - QueegThe trio learn the hard way that the grass is definitely not always greener, when Holly is replaced by back-up system Queeg 500.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 6Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 5Simon loses the struggle to hang onto his job. Another, more intriguing, offer is forthcoming.
Gregory's Girl
Love is a game of two halves in this endearing eighties tale of an adolescent crush.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 3Olivia returns with more sexy, funny stunts and pranks.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 7Lee puts an audience couple to the test to see how well they know each other in 'You Might Get Dumped at the End of This'.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.1, Whinfrey's Last Case: In 1913, a sinister German plot to start World War One a year early clashes with Gerald Whinfrey's Cornish fishing holiday.
The Detectives
Episode 3.4, On Thin Ice: When Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a top figure skater, the pair wind up on ice but fail to gain marks for artistic interpretation.
Are You From The Bugle?
Episode 1 - The Drama Began...Graduate Graham Carpenter arrives at the Butterthwaite Bugle on work experience. Despite a series of cock-ups he manages to land a permanent job.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 2 - Heather MillsHeather Mills offers her side of the story in this look at her life with Paul McCartney.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 2 - Temple Of The BodyLeisure centre manager Gordon Brittas is a shocked man. He has found an item of ladies' foundation wear behind his office sofa, put two and two together and determined to catch the offenders. Carole the homeless receptionist is pregnant again, with only dim memories of a leopardskin suit on New Year's Eve. She is keeping her first child in a drawer under the reception desk and now sets up home in a store cupboard.
Jo Brand: Barely Live
Live stand-up from Jo Brand, performed at the Adelphi Theatre, London in 2003.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 6Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 4Special guest Kimberly Wyatt joins Greg James and Russell Kane to take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
Millport
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArdourThe Minister reveals to Irene a secret yearning for Moira. After the initial shock, she realises this unlikely romance could prove advantageous.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 6: Stella's plans for an open garden charity day are interrupted by an unexpected delivery.