Schedule Monday 14th May 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 11Billy is on the edge of a nervous breakdown as an injured pigeon triggers an outpouring of emotion. Nellie and Adrian suffer some embarrassing moments...
6am
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High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 6 - Three's A CrowdLife is turned upside down for the girls when Sandra's actress friend, Victoria, comes to stay. Her effect on the flat and the men in their life is overpowering and her pretentions soon have Beryl and Sandra praying for her to leave.
7am
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Sykes
Series 1, Episode 2 - UncleEric hopes to join the local golf club, with Mr. Brown's backing. After a disastrous start at the club bar, he resorts to claiming that a local member of the aristocracy, Lord Hetherington, is his uncle.
7am
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The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 6, The Entire History Of Theatre Through The Ages And How It Is Done: The National Theatre of Brent reveals the true history of the stage.
7:30am
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 6David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Marcus Brigstocke, Miles Jupp, Susan Calman and Alan Davies, talk on the subjects of goats, singing, glue and painting.
7:40am
(repeat)
The Brittas Empire
Series 1, Episode 4Brittas has to cope with an underwater wedding and a drunken customer.
8am
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's adventure Stories of the North West Frontier - and 'Hornerama' looks at food.
8:20am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 12Freddie has a turn for the worse and returns to the family, but a battle over who should look after him breaks out when Lilo Lill turns up. Aveline's wedding is now finally confirmed and Joey misses another rendezvous with Roxy.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:30am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
8:35am
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Union TroubleBlakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.
9am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Man DownstairsBeryl and Sandra are equally captivated when a tall, dark gentleman moves into the flat below. He is slightly less impressed by their overly-keen advances, however!
9am30 min
The Castle
Series 4, Episode 1 - Tender Is The KnightSir John fills his castle with wounded soldiers and De Warenne fills his trousers with ice. Plus a new valet arrives hotfoot from somewhere called Downton Abbey.
9:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
9:30am
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Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 4 - JohannesburgWhen Carolyn makes a daring bet with her pilots, what better place for a race against time than a sleepy Spanish airfield?
9:40am
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Sykes
Series 1, Episode 3 - WalkEric announces his attention to compete at the next Olympic Games, and that he has already begun training with a succession of increasingly long walks. The next will take him all the way from their home in Acton, west London, to Brighton on the south coast, and Mr. Brown wages £20 on the endeavour.
10:20am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 5Richard panics during an awkward business negotiation, and invites an attractive cosmetics producer to Grantleigh - to meet his wife!
11am
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11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 9 - Soup And SausageThe airmen are now stuck in the sewers directly beneath the town square. It'd be quite simple to free them if only the hinges on the access grate weren't rusted solid. As usual, there's a crackpot plan in place - this time involving an ancient ice cream van.
11:05am
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Hounded
Episode 5 - Mu PizzaDr Mu's latest hair-brained plan is to invade the Earth using pizza. He's harvesting the resources of planet Pizzeria in this latest evil quest, and as ever, Rufus must stop him before it's too late...
11:30am30 min
Mr Blue Sky
Series 2, Episode 6 - On Your Wedding DayIt's the day before Charlie and Kill-R's wedding day. While Rakesh makes Jax an unexpected offer and the bride gets cold feet, Harvey's plan to write his speech is interrupted by a distress call from the groom at Gatwick.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 10 - Goodnight Sweet FerretWhen word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's adventure Stories of the North West Frontier - and 'Hornerama' looks at food.
12:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
12:30pm
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Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
1pm
(repeat)
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
1:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 2 - Come DancingAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
2:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Wisdom Of The WitchThe Meldrews have a tarot reading that prophesies disaster for Victor. Patrick and Pippa sell their home, but a house clearance crew are mistaken for their removal men. Patrick and Victor get snowed in at an old house with a jealous boyfriend and a huge spider.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 3 - Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away?When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.
3:15pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:40pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.
4pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
4:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 5Richard panics during an awkward business negotiation, and invites an attractive cosmetics producer to Grantleigh - to meet his wife!
4:35pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Union TroubleBlakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.
5pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 9 - Soup And SausageThe airmen are now stuck in the sewers directly beneath the town square. It'd be quite simple to free them if only the hinges on the access grate weren't rusted solid. As usual, there's a crackpot plan in place - this time involving an ancient ice cream van.
5pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 2 - SwingtimeTerry and June go on a golfing weekend, and Terry is forced to play a round with the company chairman.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 6, The Entire History Of Theatre Through The Ages And How It Is Done: The National Theatre of Brent reveals the true history of the stage.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 10 - Goodnight Sweet FerretWhen word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 5 - BlackmailamundoAshlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call! Meanwhile, Keith kidnaps a dog for a good cause and Dede tries to teach the boys all about her favourite sci-fi show.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 63, Episode 1Paul Merton, Julian Clary, Sue Perkins and Greg Proops are asked to speak on the subjects of 'How I Would Describe Myself On A Dating Website', 'Surprise Parties', 'Robin Hood', 'The Best Thing About Hollywood' and 'How I Like My Coffee'.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's adventure Stories of the North West Frontier - and 'Hornerama' looks at food.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 3 - Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away?When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Episode 3, Sixty-Five Today: Albert's birthday outing turns into a disaster.
7:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 2 - Come DancingAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
8pm40 min
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 5Dara's back, proving again that mathematics can save the day in almost any circumstance. This week he tackles problems that you might come across in an Italian restaurant.
8pm
(repeat)
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
8:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 6With guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists Andrew Maxwell and Richard Coles.
9pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 4James Corden welcomes Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defoe and Sky Arts presenter Zoe Ball. Jamie Redknapp, John Bishop, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall also join in the fun.
9:20pm
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9:40pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
10pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 1 - Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Russell HowardJack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.
10pm
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Shameless
Series 4, Episode 5Debbie's enjoying having her dad back in the house, but when Monica gets jealous of the attention Debbie's getting, she tells her it's time she got a boyfriend.
10pm
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 6David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Marcus Brigstocke, Miles Jupp, Susan Calman and Alan Davies, talk on the subjects of goats, singing, glue and painting.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 4 - Private PlaneBlackadder's latest plan to escape the terror of the trenches is to join the glamorous world of Lord Flasheart in the Royal Flying Corps.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The Castle
Series 4, Episode 1 - Tender Is The KnightSir John fills his castle with wounded soldiers and De Warenne fills his trousers with ice. Plus a new valet arrives hotfoot from somewhere called Downton Abbey.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Still Game
Series 4, Episode 5 - HatchJack and Victor are fed up of Isa's constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves to ripple across Craiglang. Winston has domestic troubles of his own, babysitting his wild grandson. He soon comes to realise all that is green does not blossom.
10:40pm60 min
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 7Morgan Spurlock's tongue-in-cheek delve into British culture continues, this week taking a look at fame. Spurlock is joined in the studio by Katy Brand, Peter Serafinowicz and actor Corey Feldman. Frank Turner provides the music.
11pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 6Sandi Toksvig is in the chair and Carolyn Brown reads out cuttings as panellists Jeremy Hardy, Mark Steel, Fred MacAulay and Bridget Christie take a satirical look at the week's news.
11pm50 min version
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 3David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and comedians Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join regulars Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the topical quiz.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
11:05pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 5 - Kristen Stewart, Chris Rock, Engelbert Humperdinck, Stephen ManganKristen Stewart talks about raunchy Twilight scenes; Chris Rock reveals he is a friend of Barack Obama; while Engelbert Humperdinck says how proud he is of Eurovison; and Stephen Mangan talks about Matt LeBlanc and Postman Pat.
11:05pm
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Shameless
Series 4, Episode 6Carl wants his family back together and that means getting rid of Norma - for good. Meanwhile, Frank agrees to work on Shane's ice cream van. However, there is trouble brewing.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 5 - Kristen Stewart, Chris Rock, Engelbert Humperdinck, Stephen ManganKristen Stewart talks about raunchy Twilight scenes; Chris Rock reveals he is a friend of Barack Obama; while Engelbert Humperdinck says how proud he is of Eurovison; and Stephen Mangan talks about Matt LeBlanc and Postman Pat.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 5 - Kristen Stewart, Chris Rock, Engelbert Humperdinck, Stephen ManganKristen Stewart talks about raunchy Twilight scenes; Chris Rock reveals he is a friend of Barack Obama; while Engelbert Humperdinck says how proud he is of Eurovison; and Stephen Mangan talks about Matt LeBlanc and Postman Pat.
11:35pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 2 - Are We Not Men?A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician.
11:40pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Moral DimensionJim heads overseas to mark the signing of an important contract with a Muslim state - a strict, alcohol-free Muslim state. Panicking at the thought of 5 hours of mere orange juice at the reception, he orders the establishment of a special 'communications room' - but is even more shocked to learn of bribery in securing the deal.
11:45pm
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Elastic Planet
Episode 6 - The TravelThe World Unfurled, a travel radio series presented by Warren Spurgeon is previewed in this story. We follow Spurgeon as he travels around this elastic planet and wonder just why he's doing it.
12:10am
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 6With guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists Andrew Maxwell and Richard Coles.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Bullshitters
Professionals spoof from the team behind The Comic Strip Presents series.
12:50am
(repeat)
1am
(repeat)
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
1:05am
(repeat)
Jack Dee Live In London
Filmed at London's Gielgud Theatre on the final night of a mammoth UK tour, see Jack Dee at the top of his game and the pinnacle of his profession.
1:10am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 3Bertie once again finds himself attempting to smooth the path of love by winning marital approval for Tuppy Glossop. The Rosie M. Banks guise, a false fiancée and a dalliance with Honoria all end up coming into play, and it's not long before Jeeves and Wooster are fleeing Manhattan in fear of their lives!
1:15am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 4 - Private PlaneBlackadder's latest plan to escape the terror of the trenches is to join the glamorous world of Lord Flasheart in the Royal Flying Corps.
1:25am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 5Debbie's enjoying having her dad back in the house, but when Monica gets jealous of the attention Debbie's getting, she tells her it's time she got a boyfriend.
1:45am
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Ripping Yarns
Episode 4, Murder at Moorstones Manor: Hugo and Dora's long weekend in the country turns out to be longer than they thought.
1:55am
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Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 3Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guests Emily Atack and Adam Deacon, take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
2am
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The Castle
Series 4, Episode 1 - Tender Is The KnightSir John fills his castle with wounded soldiers and De Warenne fills his trousers with ice. Plus a new valet arrives hotfoot from somewhere called Downton Abbey.
2:20am
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Moral DimensionJim heads overseas to mark the signing of an important contract with a Muslim state - a strict, alcohol-free Muslim state. Panicking at the thought of 5 hours of mere orange juice at the reception, he orders the establishment of a special 'communications room' - but is even more shocked to learn of bribery in securing the deal.
2:25am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 2.6, Rear Window: While Louis is comfined to a wheelchair, he witnesses a brutal crime of passion, but has trouble convincing Briggs that it wasn't all in his mind.
2:30am
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 4 - JohannesburgWhen Carolyn makes a daring bet with her pilots, what better place for a race against time than a sleepy Spanish airfield?
2:50am
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Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 6 - Easter IslandThe gang go on holiday to New Zealand, but crash land on Easter Island, where they discover that the statues are alive. It turns out that they are aliens who plan to abduct Rex and take him to their home planet. Guest starring Eddie Izzard.
5am
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 6, The Entire History Of Theatre Through The Ages And How It Is Done: The National Theatre of Brent reveals the true history of the stage.