Schedule Tuesday 8th May 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 6Nellie advises the family against fussing over their dad, but she knows that she's wasting her breath. Shifty attempts to move in with his new girlfriend Martina but finds it impossible to leave Grandad on his own. Meanwhile, Adrian's joy at publication of his poems is short-lived when he's nearly arrested.
6:10am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 1 - The WeddingBeryl's sister, Gloria, is due to get married. Beryl's none too pleased with her bridesmaid's dress, but when both Gloria and her fiancé, Ernie, decide to call it off, she changes her tune.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
7am
(repeat)
Two Doors Down
Episode 1, Drilling for Hamsters: A Belfast road's bohemian residents are saved from chaos by cleaning lady Sally.
7:30am
(repeat)
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 5 - Rosicrucian Armageddon 2Ed's daughter Eli arrives to stay, complete with son and dream catcher, whilst Ed is trying to write authentic 'oldenspeak' for the gaming sensation Rosicrucian Armageddon 2.
7:40am
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Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 6It's the day of the divorce and Gina is about to acquire most of her husband's businesses. Vince also has problems with his scrap metal firm when he learns that the United Nations are to investigate the sale of 6, supposedly scrap, German tanks to Luanda. The day can only get better, surely?
8am
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.15, Wings over Dagenham: Move aside Orville and Wilbur Wright, Neddie Seagoon is the pioneer aviator with his invention the aeroplane. Now all he needs is an airport.
8:20am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 7Joey gives Freddie an ultimatum - Lilo Lill or his mum, but not both! Linda McCartney opens an Animal Rescue Centre and, while getting her autograph, Billy invites her round for tea if she's ever passing - she is, and an unwitting Nellie tells her all her troubles.
8:20am
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 11 - CelebrityFormer Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon guest stars as Mo White, Dani's old acting class chum who has made it big in the States.
8:30am
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an odd romantic tryst and the life of a great Englishman.
8:35am
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Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 3 - CampingHaving caught the holiday bug after viewing the Sprys' tortuous home-movie footage, the Medfords resolve to go camping. In preparation for their trip, Terry and June try out their new tent in the garden.
9am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Good SamaritansSandra is inspired by the works of Bertrand Russell to help her fellow man. Beryl is a reluctant follower, but the pair step up to the plate when colleague Irene runs into some marital stress.
9am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 5Panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Hugo Rifkind and Shappi Khorsandi help chairman Sandi Toksvig take a light-hearted look at the week's news, with cuttings read by Zeb Soanes.
9:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 19 - Two's CompanyShaun is smitten when a bedraggled new sheep lands among the flock. After a wash in the sheep dip, the newcomer turns out to be quite attractive and Shaun immediately falls head over hoof for her. While Bitzer goes on a journey to find her rightful owner, the flock are kept amused by Shaun's romantic antics.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Quiet DrinkHarry, the fierce landlord, runs a tight pub. And Mouse is tighter still and it's Tina's 'boom' night, so farewell restful ease.
9:45am
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Elastic Planet
Episode 5 - The ObjectsA chest washes ashore on an island in the Indian Ocean. What connects the objects within and what is the history of the man who owned them? And how does a piece of flamenco guitar music fit in?
10:20am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
11am
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11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins A PicnicAfter discovering a call-to-arms poster from the resistance in the town square, the General instructs Von Klinkerhoffen to reopen Nouvion's newspaper as a propaganda tool - with René installed as puppet editor under Gruber's command.
11:05am
(repeat)
Hounded
Episode 1 - The Back Of The SofaRufus Hound is transported into a parallel universe and has to save every person on Earth from being sucked down the back of their sofas...
11:35am
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Bless This House
Popular sitcom spin-off film starring Sid James, Terry Scott, Diana Coupland and June Whitfield.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 2 - The Mother Of All Mistakes - Or Is It?Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.15, Wings over Dagenham: Move aside Orville and Wilbur Wright, Neddie Seagoon is the pioneer aviator with his invention the aeroplane. Now all he needs is an airport.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 3 - Will Howard Cross The Atlantic Single-Handed?Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an odd romantic tryst and the life of a great Englishman.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 11 - CelebrityFormer Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon guest stars as Mo White, Dani's old acting class chum who has made it big in the States.
1:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
2:20pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 6Ann wants more than just being a housewife and decides she needs to get a job. Paul offers her a position at the salon, but turns her down when she later hopes to accept it. Martin is none-too-pleased at either decision.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 9 - From Audrey Nash To The Widow DilhooleyTruly is reunited with his childhood sweeheart.
3pm
(repeat)
Ripping Yarns
Pilot, Tomkinson's Schooldays: Schoolboy Tomkinson attempts to escape from his horrid life at Graybridge Public School.
3:15pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 19 - Two's CompanyShaun is smitten when a bedraggled new sheep lands among the flock. After a wash in the sheep dip, the newcomer turns out to be quite attractive and Shaun immediately falls head over hoof for her. While Bitzer goes on a journey to find her rightful owner, the flock are kept amused by Shaun's romantic antics.
3:40pm
(repeat)
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 4 - Have A Break, Take A HusbandFrank and Betty go on their second honeymoon.
4:10pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
4:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
4:45pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 10 - Stan's UniformWhen Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...
5pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins A PicnicAfter discovering a call-to-arms poster from the resistance in the town square, the General instructs Von Klinkerhoffen to reopen Nouvion's newspaper as a propaganda tool - with René installed as puppet editor under Gruber's command.
5pm
(repeat)
Up The Garden Path
Episode 4, Into the Lion's Den: With Michael messing her about, Izzy's quest to find love gets even more muddled.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Cowering InfernoAt a hotel for the firm's annual national sales conference, Sir Dennis lands Terry with an important speech. Unfortunately he's having trouble sleeping, and learns the hard way that mod cons do not always improve one's life.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Two Doors Down
Episode 1, Drilling for Hamsters: A Belfast road's bohemian residents are saved from chaos by cleaning lady Sally.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 2 - The Mother Of All Mistakes - Or Is It?Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.
6pm
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 6: The future of the OAPs - and indeed the whole of civilisation - hangs in the balance.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 3 - Will Howard Cross The Atlantic Single-Handed?Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl.
6:30pm30 min
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 6 - Keeping The Flame AliveWith the Olympics looming Stan spies a golden opportunity - renting out Ed's flat for the duration of the games at the princely sum of £3,000 a week. So Ed has to pack up his newspaper collection, sift through his takeaway trays and leave the place he's called home for the last years. But where will he go?
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.15, Wings over Dagenham: Move aside Orville and Wilbur Wright, Neddie Seagoon is the pioneer aviator with his invention the aeroplane. Now all he needs is an airport.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 9 - From Audrey Nash To The Widow DilhooleyTruly is reunited with his childhood sweeheart.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an odd romantic tryst and the life of a great Englishman.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
8:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 3Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guests Emily Atack and Adam Deacon, take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
9:40pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A TeacupHarris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
10pm
(repeat)
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 5 - Rosicrucian Armageddon 2Ed's daughter Eli arrives to stay, complete with son and dream catcher, whilst Ed is trying to write authentic 'oldenspeak' for the gaming sensation Rosicrucian Armageddon 2.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
10:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 4Russell Howard looks at topics including security for the Olympics, the terrible May weather and a lost ET doll. Pali, the world's quickest pizza maker, is the Mystery Guest. The Good News Extra comic is Daniel Simonsen.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Chris Addison's Civilization
Episode 2 - Cities And LawsWhat are the flaws in the urban democratic system? Continuing his journey through the vast and rich subject of civilisation, Chris Addison explains exactly what we need to create a new one.
10:30pm30 min
Cardinal Burns
Series 1, Episode 1Banksy is going through a failed attempt at a street picture, there's a shaggy dog story with Phil and Terry on a tour of Buckingham Palace with the Queen, and dramas unfold in the Young Dreams house as Rachel, Olivia and Yumi embark on their big city adventure in fashion.
10:35pm35 min
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 5Matt Lucas once more hosts his own awards ceremony - the Lucases - with the nominations provided by actress Maureen Lipman, comedian Julian Clary and stand-up Alex Horne.
11pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.
11pm
(repeat)
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 4Brains and brawn go head to head once again as Dara O'Briain presents the light-hearted science show. Taking up Dara's problem-solving challenge here is Andi Osho.
11pm30 min
Tidal Talk From The Rockpool
Series 2, Episode 2This week we hear from The Anemone (Alison Steadman) and the Goby Fish (Sean Power).
11pm
(repeat)
Dry Slopes
Episode 3, Families and How to Conceive Them: Friendless, jobless Angus breaks free from his sheltered-life shackles to go on a date.
11pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 3 - Girl On Girl SpecialIn this episode, regular team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton welcome special guests Samia Smith and The Only Way Is Essex star Sam Faiers.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 8, Episode 2 - Eddie Izzard, David Walliams, Amanda Holden, Morgana Robinson, Terry Mynott, Made in ChelseaAlan Carr is joined by comedy superstar Eddie Izzard; Britain's Got Talent judges David Walliams and Amanda Holden; the cast of Made in Chelsea; and Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott, the stars of VIP. Music is from Gossip, who perform Perfect World.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 5 - LifestyleKevin goes to the tailor's for a pair of jeans. He wants to see what it's like to go posh as opposed to wrestling in a high-street shop. Jack Whitehall gives Kevin some style tips too.
11:15pm
(repeat)
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 5Matt Lucas once more hosts his own awards ceremony - the Lucases - with the nominations provided by actress Maureen Lipman, comedian Julian Clary and stand-up Alex Horne.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Adventures Of John And Tony
Episode 3, The Total Hotel Experience: The duo find themselves on a seaside murder-mystery weekend.
11:30pm30 min
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - Brian's BrainKarl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian - an out of work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8.
11:35pm
(repeat)
Fever Pitch
Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 5Matt Lucas once more hosts his own awards ceremony - the Lucases - with the nominations provided by actress Maureen Lipman, comedian Julian Clary and stand-up Alex Horne.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 5 - LifestyleKevin goes to the tailor's for a pair of jeans. He wants to see what it's like to go posh as opposed to wrestling in a high-street shop. Jack Whitehall gives Kevin some style tips too.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 2The Aga Saga Woman is terrified by a Geordie babysitter, Irene & Vern describe their encounter with Desmond Tutu and Nan's visit at the doctor soon turns unpleasant.
Midnight
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 6: The future of the OAPs - and indeed the whole of civilisation - hangs in the balance.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Four Men In A PlaneThe four salesmen share a flight from hell on their way to a conference. With so many egos and so much machismo on display, the first part of the journey is taken up with squabbles over Airmiles and upgrades.
12:20am
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mark Makes A FriendMark attends a work conference and in the process makes a new friend, Alan Johnson, which upsets the 'El Dude' partnership.
12:30am
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 3Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guests Emily Atack and Adam Deacon, take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
12:40am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bone With The WindFlo wants Donna to move out but she's staying put. Gaz becomes worried when he thinks Donna's moving into his flat.
12:55am50 min version (repeat)
1am
(repeat)
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 6Morgan Spurlock delves into our love of sport. He's joined by Keith Allen, Chris Ramsey and Joe Calzaghe.
1:05am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
1:20am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 4 - Angry WangryJanet decides to become a student so Louise arranges for Janet to meet some of her uni friends.
1:20am
(repeat)
Jack Dee Live In London
Filmed at London's Gielgud Theatre on the final night of a mammoth UK tour, see Jack Dee at the top of his game and the pinnacle of his profession.
1:35am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
1:45am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 4Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Victoria Coren.
2am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 5Panellists Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Hugo Rifkind and Shappi Khorsandi help chairman Sandi Toksvig take a light-hearted look at the week's news, with cuttings read by Zeb Soanes.
2:05am
(repeat)
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 4 - Have A Break, Take A HusbandFrank and Betty go on their second honeymoon.
2:25am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 4Russell Howard looks at topics including security for the Olympics, the terrible May weather and a lost ET doll. Pali, the world's quickest pizza maker, is the Mystery Guest. The Good News Extra comic is Daniel Simonsen.
2:30am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 7The show is hosted by Mark Watson, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include comedian Tim Minchin, investigative journalist Donal Macintyre, musician Daniel Merriweather and lead singer of The Noisettes Shingai Shoniwa.
2:35am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
A new boyfriend comes around for tea.
2:45am
(repeat)
Elastic Planet
Episode 5 - The ObjectsA chest washes ashore on an island in the Indian Ocean. What connects the objects within and what is the history of the man who owned them? And how does a piece of flamenco guitar music fit in?
2:50am
(repeat)
Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 1 - Holiday In VinceThe gang are unable to go on holiday because of Vince's Random Pavarotti disease, so they travel inside Vince in a shrunken submarine to cure him. Guest starring Judith Chalmers.
2:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 2.2, Witness:Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employes Briggs and Louis.
3:55am
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World Series Of Dating
Episode 7James Chetwyn-Talbot finds love on the internet. Or so he thinks. Doyle is driven to physical agony by a Russian dater, another boy trots out possibly the worst joke ever and another becomes possibly the worst dater ever.
5am
(repeat)
Up The Garden Path
Episode 4, Into the Lion's Den: With Michael messing her about, Izzy's quest to find love gets even more muddled.
5:30am
(repeat)
Two Doors Down
Episode 1, Drilling for Hamsters: A Belfast road's bohemian residents are saved from chaos by cleaning lady Sally.