Schedule Monday 7th May 2012
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 6Nellie advises the family against fussing over their dad, but she knows that she's wasting her breath. Shifty attempts to move in with his new girlfriend Martina but finds it impossible to leave Grandad on his own. Meanwhile, Adrian's joy at publication of his poems is short-lived when he's nearly arrested.
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 5, How Puccini Done Madam Butterfly: The National Theatre of Brent reveals mysteries behind the tragic opera.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 5David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Danielle Ward and Tom Wrigglesworth, talk on the subjects of bats, cars, oranges and Dr. Johnson.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 1 - The WeddingBeryl's sister, Gloria, is due to get married. Beryl's none too pleased with her bridesmaid's dress, but when both Gloria and her fiancé, Ernie, decide to call it off, she changes her tune.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's busy week - and check out the latest film releases in 'Picture Go Round'.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Epidemic'Hong Kong flu' has hit town and the bus depot is no exception. With crews dropping like flies, Jack and Stan jump at the chance of an inoculation and all the overtime they could possibly desire.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
Horrible Histories
Big Prom Party, Special - The Horrible Histories Big Prom PartyAs part of the BBC Proms season, the multi-award winning Horrible Histories team joins forces with the Aurora Orchestra and their conductor Nick Collon for a romp through the story of classical music.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2, The Bird: Harold is furious when his date is late for dinner.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 8 - The New NurseMary, the new nurse at the depot, comes to live with the Butlers as their lodger. Stan isn't remotely impressed, but for Arthur it's a very different story.
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 4 - Carry On Up The AmazonWhen Clare discovers that Helen's son Gareth is not actually spending his gap year in Borneo but around the corner in a squat, will she be able to resist interfering?
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 13 - Pixiepoplistic (Part 2)When Dede is exposed as a fraud, she has to do all she can to convince the TV company that Pixie Lott should still come to Sadie's house. But will she and her friends get the chance to party with Pixie?
Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 3 - IpswichA refresher Safety and Emergency Procedures course spells trouble for Douglas's inner dog and Martin's inner ear.
Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the second and fourth series of the award winning children's sketch show.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Red Dwarf
A repeat run of the entire Series III. Repeated again as of 15.10.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Mr Blue Sky
Series 2, Episode 5 - You're LeavingWhile she grieves for her plumber boyfriend, Harvey's racist mum Lou moves in and drives Jax out of the house, but will she give her blessing to Charlie and Kill-R's wedding when they fix a date?
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's busy week - and check out the latest film releases in 'Picture Go Round'.
Doctor In Love
Leslie Phillips stars in this film about a doctor who falls in love with a nurse while undergoing treatment at his own hospital.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2, The Bird: Harold is furious when his date is late for dinner.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Christmas Special - One Foot In The AlgarveVictor and Margaret accompany Mrs Warboys, who is hoping for romance with her pen pal Alfonso, on holiday to meet him in his native Portugal. Fleet Street paparazzo Martin Trout is hot on their tail after an encounter at Victoria station leads him to believe they have accidentally taken possession of an extremely valuable and politically explosive roll of film...
Dear Arthur, Love John
Comedy drama looking at the making of Dad's Army and the friendship between stars Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier.
Carry On Girls
The once-bustling seaside resort of Fircombe organises a beauty contest to try to increase visitors and revenue for the town.
Terry Pratchett's Going Postal
Episode 2The adventure continues as Moist attempts to introduce postage stamps to Ankh-Morpork, Reacher Gilt sets a banshee assassin on the unsuspecting Postmaster and Gilt finds himself face to face with the Patrician. All is not well in Ankh-Morpork.
Anything Legal
Episode 5: Charles and George hire a secretary to boost their new business.
Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 3 - CampingHaving caught the holiday bug after viewing the Sprys' tortuous home-movie footage, the Medfords resolve to go camping. In preparation for their trip, Terry and June try out their new tent in the garden.
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 5, How Puccini Done Madam Butterfly: The National Theatre of Brent reveals mysteries behind the tragic opera.
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 5: Now a fully fledged OAP, George Smith goes on a mission with Andrea Sunbeam and Mrs Cookson.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 4 - CocolocolisticSadie auditions to get into a new girl band, but when she upsets Kit once too often, he goes all out to get Whitney the gig in Sadie's place.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 2 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult training exercise in competition against Captain Square, using a bird warbler, Jones floating downstream disguised as a log, and Frazer in a diving suit.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 6David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Marcus Brigstocke, Miles Jupp, Susan Calman and Alan Davies, talk on the subjects of goats, singing, glue and painting.
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne's busy week - and check out the latest film releases in 'Picture Go Round'.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
Steptoe And Son
Episode 2, The Bird: Harold is furious when his date is late for dinner.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 4Brains and brawn go head to head once again as Dara O'Briain presents the light-hearted science show. Taking up Dara's problem-solving challenge here is Andi Osho.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 8 - Nowhere ParticularThings go awry when Compo insists on being the first to test Howard's new acquisition, an old van customised for him by Wesley.
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 5With guest presenter Alexander Armstrong and panellists Reginald D. Hunter and Stuart Maconie.
The Parole Officer
Offbeat comedy starring Steve Coogan as an inept parole officer efforts to aims to recover a CCTV tape that proves he is innocent of a murder.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 3James Corden hosts another round of the hit panel show that features everything from the high jump to magic. Heptathlete Jessica Ennis MBE is among the guests.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 2 - Jimmy Carr and Alan CarrJimmy Carr hosts, with his special guest Alan Carr. In this show recorded in front of a packed house at the famous Hammersmith Apollo Jimmy and Alan point the finger at bullies, estate agents, phone sex lines and bread making machines.
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 3Monica's got her claws into Frank, but dare he tell Sheila he's slept with his ex? Elsewhere, there's a new copper on the estate but Carrie's not as nice as she looks.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 5David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Danielle Ward and Tom Wrigglesworth, talk on the subjects of bats, cars, oranges and Dr. Johnson.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 6Morgan Spurlock delves into our love of sport. He's joined by Keith Allen, Chris Ramsey and Joe Calzaghe.
Still Game
Series 4, Episode 4 - RingTam finally does the decent thing. He doesn't buy a pint; he decides to get married. Will he scrub up in time to make an honest woman of Frances? Meanwhile Navid tries to clear up his shop in preparation for a corporate takeover.
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 4 - Carry On Up The AmazonWhen Clare discovers that Helen's son Gareth is not actually spending his gap year in Borneo but around the corner in a squat, will she be able to resist interfering?
Fry And Laurie: Reunited
UKTV Gold special featuring double act Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reminiscing about their friendship, careers and sketches.
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 5 - LifestyleKevin goes to the tailor's for a pair of jeans. He wants to see what it's like to go posh as opposed to wrestling in a high-street shop. Jack Whitehall gives Kevin some style tips too.
Grandma's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Day Simon Attempted To Express Actual Feelings Just Like A PersonHaving landed a role in The Tempest, Simon is focusing on trying to cry. Meanwhile, Grandma is having trouble coming to terms with the death of her husband.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 13 - Pop SpecialKeith Lemon presents a special pop music edition. Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton welcome guests Rizzle Kicks, Tinchy Stryder and The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford and Vanessa White.
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 4Ian gets caught up with someone on the run, Karen and Jamie try to out-do each other, and Mimi Maguire causes concern when she stops speaking.
The Machynlleth Comedy Festival
2012, Episode 2 - Machynlleth Stand Up Show 2012Elis James hosts a special at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival with some of the acts on stage at Wales' premier comedy event. Featuring Matt Rees, Bridget Christie, James Acaster and Mike Bubbins.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 4 - Jessie J, Julie Walters, Simon Amstell, Didier DrogbaJessie J says she is too nice on The Voice, Julie Walters talks about fame, Didier Drogba says he wants to stay at Chelsea, while Simon Amsell reveals he could have been Billy Elliott.
A Series Of Psychotic Episodes
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches include Hansel and Gretel visiting a shop in the present day, a set of house keys trying to flee down the back of the sofa, and the New Age Mother finds her son's cartoons.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 7James Chetwyn-Talbot finds love on the internet. Or so he thinks. Doyle is driven to physical agony by a Russian dater, another boy trots out possibly the worst joke ever and another becomes possibly the worst dater ever.
Paradise Lost In Cyberspace
Episode 5: Now a fully fledged OAP, George Smith goes on a mission with Andrea Sunbeam and Mrs Cookson.
The Best Man
Romantic comedy. When aspiring writer Olly agrees to be the best man at James's wedding, he does not count on falling in love with his fiancee.
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 5With guest presenter Alexander Armstrong and panellists Reginald D. Hunter and Stuart Maconie.
The Parole Officer
Offbeat comedy starring Steve Coogan as an inept parole officer efforts to aims to recover a CCTV tape that proves he is innocent of a murder.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 8 - FinalsIt's the final, and Britain's Greatest Living Dater is crowned. Six show winners, plus wildcards Daniel and Chris, return for one more round of dating battle.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.
Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 2Wooster's attempt to facilitate a large business deal goes terribly awry. Not only does every endeavour to unite the concerned moguls fail, but Bertie finds himself unwillingly engaged once more to Lady Florence Craye - a development sure to enrage her erstwhile fiancé, Stilton Cheesewright.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 3 - Peter André And JordanThe fairytale relationship of Peter André and Jordan (aka Katie Price) is finally told in this revealing look behind the scenes of their romance.
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 2Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Christine Bleakley, take a look at British behaviour and reveal what really goes on behind closed doors and inside our heads.
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 4 - Carry On Up The AmazonWhen Clare discovers that Helen's son Gareth is not actually spending his gap year in Borneo but around the corner in a squat, will she be able to resist interfering?
The Detectives
Episode 2.1, Collared: Suspended after an unfortunate incident involving the Queen, Briggs and Louis decide to regain favour by nicking some serious East End villains.
2point4 Children
Series 4, Episode 5 - FrenzyAfter weeks of work the kitchen is finally complete, and Bill can get to work.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 5 - BonoJust how did Bono meet his three trusty disciples/band members? What did his Dad think of his beliefs that he could really change the world?
Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 3 - IpswichA refresher Safety and Emergency Procedures course spells trouble for Douglas's inner dog and Martin's inner ear.
Crapston Villas
Flossie exaggerates her encounter with the friendly shopkeeper into a full scale mugging.
Anything Legal
Episode 5: Charles and George hire a secretary to boost their new business.
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 5, How Puccini Done Madam Butterfly: The National Theatre of Brent reveals mysteries behind the tragic opera.