Schedule Monday 30th April 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 4, Episode 1Jack has left home to go to America for a while and Nellie is missing him greatly. Cousin Shifty is coming out of prison and heading for the Boswell home, courtesy of Joey. Aveline has got engaged to a protestant vicar who none of the family have met ...
6:30am
(repeat)
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 5 - The New Mobile TrioClegg thinks that the time has come for him and his friends, Compo and Blamire, to get about a bit more - widen their horizons. With this in mind, they buy an old car. But Clegg is more imaginative than practical...
7am
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 4, The Bronte Sisters and How They Done Their Novels: The National Theatre of Brent illuminate the lives of siblings Charlotte, Emily and Anne.
7:30am
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 4David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Tony Hawks, Arthur Smith, Lucy Porter and Graeme Garden, talk on subjects such as restaurants, Barbie dolls, feet and garlic.
7:40am
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 1Vince and Penny meet up after two years apart. The romantic setting is the Eiffel Tower in Paris, but can they rekindle their roller-coaster relationship one more time? Both their professional lives have changed but Vince still has his devious ways of getting in to Penny's bedroom. However, there is one piece of news he neglects to tell her ...
8am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes backstage in Theatreland - and 'Hornerama' investigates holidays.
8:20am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 4, Episode 1Jack has left home to go to America for a while and Nellie is missing him greatly. Cousin Shifty is coming out of prison and heading for the Boswell home, courtesy of Joey. Aveline has got engaged to a protestant vicar who none of the family have met ...
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ghost MuttererThere is a Halloween theme in this week's episode, with high jinx and things that go bump in the night.
8:30am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold's set to leave.
8:35am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
9am
(repeat)
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
9am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Long GoodbyeRay's colleagues celebrate his civil partnership and Brian reassesses his life after his not-very-near-death experience.
9:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 29 - If You Can't Stand The HeatOn a blisteringly hot day, the Flock want to cool off in the Sheep Dip, but first they have to find some way to keep the Farmer and Bitzer away.
9:30am
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 2 - GdanskWhen MJN Air is chartered to ferry a chamber orchestra, Carolyn has to deal with the mysterious Case Of The Poisoned Cashews, while Martin gets to run through all of the Seven Deadly Sins.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 5 - The New Mobile TrioClegg thinks that the time has come for him and his friends, Compo and Blamire, to get about a bit more - widen their horizons. With this in mind, they buy an old car. But Clegg is more imaginative than practical...
10:20am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 2Audrey and Marjory invite old school friend Podge for the weekend, following her recent divorce. The figure that arrives, however, is far from that which they expected!
10:50am
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
11am
(repeat)
11am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
11am
(repeat)
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 6 - Can't Touch ThisGary and Shalondra get locked in the recording studio spying on the kids. When Aretha breaks Toyah's precious bow, Isaac glues it to her back! How long can the boys keep Toyah from discovering the truth and all hell breaking lose in the house?
11:20am
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
11:30am30 min
Mr Blue Sky
Series 2, Episode 4 - With Deepest SympathyThe Easter family travel to Middlesbrough to help Harvey's miserable, hypochondriac, racist mum Lou through a difficult time, and Charlie learns about mobile phone etiquette at a Catholic funeral mass and an Italian wake.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes backstage in Theatreland - and 'Hornerama' investigates holidays.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 4 - Is Jeremy Quite Safe?A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?
12:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold's set to leave.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ghost MuttererThere is a Halloween theme in this week's episode, with high jinx and things that go bump in the night.
1:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
2:15pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
3:15pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 29 - If You Can't Stand The HeatOn a blisteringly hot day, the Flock want to cool off in the Sheep Dip, but first they have to find some way to keep the Farmer and Bitzer away.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 3 - Truly And The Hole TruthCompo and Clegg are unenthusiastic when Truly tries to form them into an active rescue team.
3:25pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Man Who Blew AwayVictor is dogged by the practical jokes of a pair of local children, but having been recently stolen he is at least finally rid of the albatross that is their car. A long-forgotten holiday acquaintance, Mr Foskett, comes to visit the Meldrews and his unconventional behaviour causes problems for Patrick.
4:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 2Audrey and Marjory invite old school friend Podge for the weekend, following her recent divorce. The figure that arrives, however, is far from that which they expected!
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
5pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 4: George and Charles tackle a horrid child and a bizarre giant.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 5 - June's Holiday WeekendThe Medfords' attempts to relax over a weekend are thwarted by a series of events with which Terry, of course, struggles to cope.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 4, The Bronte Sisters and How They Done Their Novels: The National Theatre of Brent illuminate the lives of siblings Charlotte, Emily and Anne.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
6pm
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 6The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 4 - Is Jeremy Quite Safe?A retired jewel thief regales Marina and Davenport with fanciful stories of his past exploits in the South of France. When Aunty Wainwright finds an old safe without a key, who better to open it?
6:20pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 3 - GagaliciousWhen Kit's cousin comes to stay, Sadie and Dede think he's trying to turn Kit into someone different - but could it be Kit who feels he's got something to hide? Meanwhile, Danny and Jake try their hands at DJ-ing - but how far can they get with only Steve's old vinyl collection to work with?
6:30pm30 min
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 5David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Danielle Ward and Tom Wrigglesworth, talk on the subjects of bats, cars, oranges and Dr. Johnson.
6:50pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 39 - Shaun EncountersThe farm gets another visit from the little green alien, but it's not alone.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne goes backstage in Theatreland - and 'Hornerama' investigates holidays.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 3 - Truly And The Hole TruthCompo and Clegg are unenthusiastic when Truly tries to form them into an active rescue team.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
The Offer: As the rag and bone men argue, Harold's set to leave.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
8pm40 min
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 3Dara O'Briain takes a witty look at how maths underpins everything around us. Dara takes on comic Jason Byrne in a problem-solving challenge.
8:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
8:40pm
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 3Jack Dee acts as host with guest panellists Clare Balding and Fred MacAulay.
9pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 3Karen is on a sleep-over and Ben is away at adventure camp. Mum and Dad are left with a Labrador to look after and a glimpse of what life will be like once the children have left home.
9pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 2There's a Formula 1 challenge and speed skating in the studio, while Peter Crouch and Jimmy Carr are among the guests.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - Disturbing The PeaceThe prisoners look forward to a more relaxed life when Mr Mackay leaves - but he's soon replaced by Wainwright, the toughest screw in the system. When he moves Mr. Barrowclough from the cells to the prison farm, the inmates decide enough is enough.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 6 - Russell Howard and Jo BrandStand up comedy from Russell Howard and Jo Brand.
10pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 1It's Lip's 18th birthday and he's in for a few surprises. Not least what the Maguires expect of him now he's come of age, and his long lost mother, Monica, appearing at his party.
10pm
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 4David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Tony Hawks, Arthur Smith, Lucy Porter and Graeme Garden, talk on subjects such as restaurants, Barbie dolls, feet and garlic.
10:10pm60 min
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 5Morgan Spurlock cracks down on law and order in Britain. Dave Fulton, Debra Stephenson and Howard Marks are this week's guests. This week's musical guest is Tribes.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
10:30pm30 min
World Series Of Dating
Episode 6The show begins with the sad news that dating legend Randy Cummings has died, aged 93. However, the sadness passes very quickly, as Doyle McManus realises he is now the world's number one dater, and things go downhill from there as the datezone witnesses everything from oenophilia to a dumping pact.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Long GoodbyeRay's colleagues celebrate his civil partnership and Brian reassesses his life after his not-very-near-death experience.
11pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 3Karen is on a sleep-over and Ben is away at adventure camp. Mum and Dad are left with a Labrador to look after and a glimpse of what life will be like once the children have left home.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig questions panellists Jeremy Hardy, Rory Bremner, Justin Moorhouse and Roisin Conaty about this week's news while Charlotte Green reads out cuttings sent in by listeners.
11pm45 min version
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 1Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging. Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan.
11:05pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 3 - Zac Efron, Matt LeBlanc, Lee MackZac Efron reveals kissing Michelle Pfeiffer was a dream come true; Matt LeBlanc talks about his dark side; while Lee Mack says stripping off made him vain; and Marina and the Diamonds performs live in the studio.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 2Frank struggles to stop Monica telling Sheila that they're still married, but when Monica comes on strong, can he resist her advances?
11:30pm
(repeat)
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Jack Whitehall and Louis C.K. perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 3 - Zac Efron, Matt LeBlanc, Lee MackZac Efron reveals kissing Michelle Pfeiffer was a dream come true; Matt LeBlanc talks about his dark side; while Lee Mack says stripping off made him vain; and Marina and the Diamonds performs live in the studio.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 2 - Doing The HonoursPressured to decide on his department's Honours recommendations, Jim sees an opportunity to hold some actual power over the Civil Service. With a change to international university student funding due, Humphrey feels the pain.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Elastic Planet
Episode 4 - The LifeFollowing the story of Hamilton Pramden, who was born literally with a silver spoon in his mouth, a whole range of facts about the natural world emerge.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 12Caroline Flack, Eamonn Holmes, Corey Feldman and Chris Ramsey are the guests joining Keith, Fearne and Holly.
Midnight
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 6The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.
12:10am
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 3Jack Dee acts as host with guest panellists Clare Balding and Fred MacAulay.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 6 - SlagsIn the not-too distant future, the evil Slags confront the 'nice' Hawaiians, who control with goodwill and flower garlands, in a story of passion and shadowy violence.
12:50am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
12:55am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 1Bertie's back in New York, thoroughly enjoying a quiet, relaxed existence, and working on wooing a young artist by the name of Gwladys Pendlebury. His peace does not look set to last, however, when Tuppy arrives in hope of licencing an old family recipe for soup, and Aunt Agatha turns up equally unannounced with Wooster's twin cousins in tow.
1am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
1:25am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 4, Episode 1It's Lip's 18th birthday and he's in for a few surprises. Not least what the Maguires expect of him now he's come of age, and his long lost mother, Monica, appearing at his party.
1:25am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 6The show begins with the sad news that dating legend Randy Cummings has died, aged 93. However, the sadness passes very quickly, as Doyle McManus realises he is now the world's number one dater, and things go downhill from there as the datezone witnesses everything from oenophilia to a dumping pact.
1:30am
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 2 - Doing The HonoursPressured to decide on his department's Honours recommendations, Jim sees an opportunity to hold some actual power over the Civil Service. With a change to international university student funding due, Humphrey feels the pain.
1:55am
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 1Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Holly Willoughby, take a look at British behaviour.
2am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 6 - SlagsIn the not-too distant future, the evil Slags confront the 'nice' Hawaiians, who control with goodwill and flower garlands, in a story of passion and shadowy violence.
2am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Long GoodbyeRay's colleagues celebrate his civil partnership and Brian reassesses his life after his not-very-near-death experience.
2:15am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 9Little Britain's David Walliams hosts, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Lord of the Rings star Andy Serkis, Gareth Malone from BBC Two's The Choir, Swedish pop star Basshunter and comedian Josie Long.
2:30am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 2 - Book Clubbin'Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.
2:30am
(repeat)
Cabin Pressure
Series 2, Episode 2 - GdanskWhen MJN Air is chartered to ferry a chamber orchestra, Carolyn has to deal with the mysterious Case Of The Poisoned Cashews, while Martin gets to run through all of the Seven Deadly Sins.
2:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 3, Teed Off: Louis and Briggs take to the fairway to investigate suspected arms dealer and keen golfer Johnny McKenna. With a promotion up for grabs, the pair are keen to impress their boss, but when McKenna turns nasty, they find themselves in a whole new - and much more painful ballgame.
3:25am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
5am
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 4: George and Charles tackle a horrid child and a bizarre giant.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 4, The Bronte Sisters and How They Done Their Novels: The National Theatre of Brent illuminate the lives of siblings Charlotte, Emily and Anne.