Schedule Thursday 26th April 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 12Nellie, Aveline, Adrian and Jack have all started work on the same day. They all return home with a disastrous tale to tell. Freddie is involved in an accident when a lorry runs into the hut he is sharing with Lilo Lill. Joey has a confrontation with Roxy's husband ...
6am
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 3 - Pate And ChipsCompo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.
7am
(repeat)
Unnatural Acts
Episode 1, A Death in the Family: As Caroline mourns Monty the gerbil, a seance brings some surprises.
7:30am
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night ScreamsAs the Shedists settle into life under asphalt there's a strange noise coming from William's shed. Wes holds a puppet show and all are invited.
7:40am
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 6Penny believes she may be pregnant. After getting over the initial shock, Vince is more supportive than usual and he discusses it with his father when he and Penny visit his parents for dinner.
8am
(repeat)
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 3The much-loved comedy duo celebrate Britain's 'greatest living writer' - Ernie.
8:20am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 12Nellie, Aveline, Adrian and Jack have all started work on the same day. They all return home with a disastrous tale to tell. Freddie is involved in an accident when a lorry runs into the hut he is sharing with Lilo Lill. Joey has a confrontation with Roxy's husband ...
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:30am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Man Of ActionA journalist comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - he puts himself in charge naturally.
9am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
9am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 6 - Read All About ItAfter his disastrous children's TV appearance, Robert battles to avoid the press.
9:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 35 - Troublesome TractorShaun and friends attempt to save a tractor destined for the scrap heap.
9:30am
(repeat)
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 3, Episode 4 - Meeting SixteenWith geologist Michael Welland, the author Sarah Bakewell and the comedian Simon Evans.
9:35am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 2 - Stars On SundayTerry and June visit Terry's colleague Malcolm in hospital, and end up trying to breathe new life into the hospital radio station.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 3 - Pate And ChipsCompo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.
10:20am
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
10:55am
(repeat)
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 4 - Piece Of MeGary is determined not to miss Hadley's football or the father-son basketball with Isaac, so Shalondra devises a fridge magnet chart to keep everything to plan. Meanwhile, Toyah gets hooked on her celebrity status.
11am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 5 - Suit YourselfAs the Goods' new cottage clothing industry swings into action, Jerry gets the news that Sir is going to step down from the company, and that he is one of the three candidates invited for dinner. Things are going so well until a problem arises. Thankfully the Goods are on hand to save the day!
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 9 - In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle PumpTruly makes matters worse when an embarrassed Howard bumps into an acquaintance from the past.
12pm
(repeat)
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 3The much-loved comedy duo celebrate Britain's 'greatest living writer' - Ernie.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Man Of ActionA journalist comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - he puts himself in charge naturally.
12:35pm
(repeat)
The Belles Of St. Trinian's
The first film set at Ronald Searle's infamous school. The girls of St. Trinian's find themselves involved in a horse racing scam.
12:55pm
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Pit And The PendulumPatrick's cherry tree launches an attack on Victor's junipers, which prompts Victor to seek professional help. Victor's interest in tropical fish causes a fresh ruction between the pair.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 4 - Killer PartyDani becomes convinced that Toby and Sam are planning an attempt on her life, and with pesky little brother Max exploiting the situation, it's not long before Dani's paranoia is at bursting point.
1:25pm
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
1:30pm
(repeat)
What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Dave Gorman and Dr Phil Hammond for a battle of wit and wits.
1:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 6 - NightshiftWith Tony too ill to come into work, and his cover so bad-mannered, ill-tempered, horrible and bossy that everyone save Brenda walks out, it's not the best time to have to be open for a rare night shift!
2:15pm
(repeat)
That's Mine, This Is Yours
Comedy drama about a divorcing couple who attempt to divide their joint possessions. Starring Tamsin Greig and Alex Jennings.
2:20pm
(repeat)
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 2When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...
3pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
3:15pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 35 - Troublesome TractorShaun and friends attempt to save a tractor destined for the scrap heap.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 1 - Beware Of The OglethorpeCompo volunteers for the dangerous task of testing Wesley's latest invention.
3:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
4:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 5 - Suit YourselfAs the Goods' new cottage clothing industry swings into action, Jerry gets the news that Sir is going to step down from the company, and that he is one of the three candidates invited for dinner. Things are going so well until a problem arises. Thankfully the Goods are on hand to save the day!
5pm
(repeat)
The World As We Know It
Episode 4, Around The World in 80 Hours: The world's ended, but Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail still take a bank holiday trip.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 3 - It's A KnockoutAn evening of dressing up in old It's A Knockout costumes coincides with the arrival of Terry's company chairman for dinner.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Unnatural Acts
Episode 1, A Death in the Family: As Caroline mourns Monty the gerbil, a seance brings some surprises.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 9 - In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle PumpTruly makes matters worse when an embarrassed Howard bumps into an acquaintance from the past.
6pm
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 4The dangers of tennis for the Oblivions are now clear - but surely Martinis are OK?
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 4Alex Horne is joined, once again, by his own five-piece jazz band for the final in the current series of music and comedy. Kevin Eldon is the guest.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 13 - Buzz Off BeesSomething's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Pit And The PendulumPatrick's cherry tree launches an attack on Victor's junipers, which prompts Victor to seek professional help. Victor's interest in tropical fish causes a fresh ruction between the pair.
7pm
(repeat)
The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show
Series 3, Episode 3The much-loved comedy duo celebrate Britain's 'greatest living writer' - Ernie.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Man Of ActionA journalist comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - he puts himself in charge naturally.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 6 - NightshiftWith Tony too ill to come into work, and his cover so bad-mannered, ill-tempered, horrible and bossy that everyone save Brenda walks out, it's not the best time to have to be open for a rare night shift!
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 1 - Beware Of The OglethorpeCompo volunteers for the dangerous task of testing Wesley's latest invention.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Kipper And The CorpseEvery hotelier's worst nightmare: a stiff in one of the rooms. Basil's initially concerned as to whether the late Mr Leeman had started his breakfast, but his mind soon turns to clearing the room as soon as possible.
9pm30 min
Nixon's The One
Episode 0 - Nixon's The OneHarry Shearer stars as disgraced President Nixon in an eye-opening play based on transcripts of real recordings from his Oval Office. With Henry Goodman.
9pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
9pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 3Clips include a mayor who has banned residents from dying; a man who can't stop laughing after an operation; and some naughty placards at the London Marathon. The Mystery Guest is a canine Crufts winner. The Good News Extra comic is Dana Alexander.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
9:30pm30 min
Henning Knows Best
Episode 6 - SportIn the last episode in the series, Henning Wehn looks at the topic of Sport, with guest Graham Taylor.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
9:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Alistair McGowan, Reginald D Hunter and Kevin BridgesStand-up comedy from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. The nation's favourite impressionist, Alistair McGowan, introduces guest appearances from young Scottish comedy prodigy Kevin Bridges and acclaimed comic Reginald D Hunter.
10pm
(repeat)
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
10pm30 min
Grandma's House
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Day Simon Thought It May Be A Good Idea To Find New Living ArrangementsSimon has been living with Grandma in Gants Hill for some months now and is beginning to feel it...
10pm
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night ScreamsAs the Shedists settle into life under asphalt there's a strange noise coming from William's shed. Wes holds a puppet show and all are invited.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 12Caroline Flack, Eamonn Holmes, Corey Feldman and Chris Ramsey are the guests joining Keith, Fearne and Holly.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
10:20pm
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 6Ardal O'Hanlon and Richard Herring are the guests joining Sean Lock, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Vexed
Series 1, Episode 2Jack and Kate investigate the attempted murder of a high-flying banker who was almost blown up.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Restoration Re-Ruined Only Even WorsePip is heavily in debt when he has to bribe the whole of the House of Commons not to hang him.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
11pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 6 - Basil The RatA public health inspector's visit leaves Basil with a long list of improvements to make to the hotel, but when he discovers that Manuel has been keeping a pet rat for the past year, things go from bad to worse!
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
11pm
(repeat)
The In Crowd
Episode 2: Sketch show from Manchester's Comedy Store with Robin Ince, Helen Moon, Smug Roberts and Kate Ward.
11pm
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 4 - WhatheatherWhen Christopher comes into some money, cash-strapped Lance can't believe his good luck - things must be on the up. They aren't, and Lance is forced into aiding and abetting Jez's latest charity scam. Meanwhile Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Hut 33
Series 2, Episode 5 - Getting HeavyHut 33's record is the worst in the complex. Charles is mortified with shame, Archie is desperate to prove himself and Gordon wants to impress a girl he has just met. They break into Hut 7b to get extra information, which turns out not to be a good idea.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 3The Mouse calls pest control to enquire about the possibility of exterminating humans and the Indian Call Centre employee has some free ring dings to giveaway.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - Jobs For The BoysThe Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.
Midnight
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 4The dangers of tennis for the Oblivions are now clear - but surely Martinis are OK?
12:20am
(repeat)
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 4Morgan Spurlock takes a tongue-in-cheek look at Britain's views on class. Russell Kane, Scott Capurro and Lady Victoria Hervey are this week's guests. Music comes from Band of Skulls.
12:20am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
12:25am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gino - Full Story And PicsThe story of Gino the delinquent and Angie the party girl who, due to an excess of drink and drugs, passes out in the back of his taxi.
12:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 3Clips include a mayor who has banned residents from dying; a man who can't stop laughing after an operation; and some naughty placards at the London Marathon. The Mystery Guest is a canine Crufts winner. The Good News Extra comic is Dana Alexander.
1am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 2 - Ink And IncapabilityWhen Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...
1am
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
1am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 6Ardal O'Hanlon and Richard Herring are the guests joining Sean Lock, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
1am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
1:30am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 1 - The NurseryA nursery is set up for the clippies' children and the Sister in charge requires an assistant. Something surely that even Olive can handle?
1:30am
(repeat)
Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 1Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Holly Willoughby, take a look at British behaviour.
1:35am
(repeat)
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - Jobs For The BoysThe Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.
1:35am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 6 - Read All About ItAfter his disastrous children's TV appearance, Robert battles to avoid the press.
2:05am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 6Claudia Winkleman is joined by Spinal Tap and Simpsons star Harry Shearer, pop sensation Little Boots, pop star Jamelia, and comedian and actor Tom Basden.
2:10am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gino - Full Story And PicsThe story of Gino the delinquent and Angie the party girl who, due to an excess of drink and drugs, passes out in the back of his taxi.
2:15am
(repeat)
Rick & Peter
Sitcom pilot about T4 presenter Rick Edwards, who has to undergo political correctness training after a flippant comment becomes a YouTube sensation.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 3, Episode 4 - Meeting SixteenWith geologist Michael Welland, the author Sarah Bakewell and the comedian Simon Evans.
2:45am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Flossie breaks the bad news that she is moving into the squat downstairs. Jonathan catches Sophie in the pub with Malcolm.
2:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
1997 Christmas Special, Go West, Young Man: After years of stress due to being responsible for useless bungling detectives, Chief Superintendent Cottam suddenly disappears. Bob and Louis follow his trail all the way to Canada to try to get him to come back to England but will he be easily persuaded?
3:50am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 5 - NuptialsAs the day of Garth's wedding dawns, a depressed Dorien informs Sharon and Tracey that she has no intention of attending the ceremony. Then Darryl's father Les arrives and suggests that he should move in with them.
5am
(repeat)
The World As We Know It
Episode 4, Around The World in 80 Hours: The world's ended, but Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail still take a bank holiday trip.
5:30am
(repeat)
Unnatural Acts
Episode 1, A Death in the Family: As Caroline mourns Monty the gerbil, a seance brings some surprises.