Schedule Wednesday 25th April 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 11After learning from the doctor that he doesn't have kidney trouble, Jack accidentally parks his van in the river! Nellie gives Freddie his marching orders after being unimpressed with his new job as a hot dog vendor!
6am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 12 - Conduct UnbecomingTerry has got involved in a ruck with a local hard man, Scaife, and is up before the magistrate. The next evening he is determined to finish the matter but, instead, calls a truce over a pint and a fag - but nobody has told Bob and his comments make for more hostility ...
7am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
7am
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The Leopard In Autumn
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pilgrim IndustryFollowing a fleeting visit from a cardinal, Plethora initiates plans to put Monte Guano on the pilgrimage map.
7:30am
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Beauty Of Britain
Series 1, Episode 3 - Girl With A Polycotton TabardBeauty wonders why so many British men get stuck in the emotional wilderness and find it hard to communicate with each other, as she deals with an elderly gentleman and his son.
7:40am
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Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 5Vince asks Penny to come over to his flat to hear some news. She decides to split up with him, again, but he tells her that he has met someone else and become engaged. However, he persuades her to go on a 'goodbye' holiday to his parents' villa in Portugal.
8am
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 14 - Almost A GentlemenAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 11After learning from the doctor that he doesn't have kidney trouble, Jack accidentally parks his van in the river! Nellie gives Freddie his marching orders after being unimpressed with his new job as a hot dog vendor!
8:20am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
8:20am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:30am
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
8:35am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 6Bertie couldn't be happier. Both Madeline and Florence are at long last engaged to persons other than himself. With the coast clear he travels to Totleigh - gripped by by-election fever - to prepare for Madeline's impending wedding to Spode. There's just a spot of trouble with the plumbing...
9am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 12 - Conduct UnbecomingTerry has got involved in a ruck with a local hard man, Scaife, and is up before the magistrate. The next evening he is determined to finish the matter but, instead, calls a truce over a pint and a fag - but nobody has told Bob and his comments make for more hostility ...
9am
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Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 6Lucy's offer to help a first-time celebrity author write a book finds her stuck in a remote Cornish cottage with an ex-Page 3 model and a neurotic mother, leaving Daniel to have an unusual boy's night out...
9:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 23 - Wash DayWhen the farmer's clothesline gets used as a ride can the sheep rewash the clothes before the farmer returns?
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
9:45am
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Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 1 - The LawnmowerTerry and June get off to a bad start with their new neighbours in a dispute over a lawnmower.
10:20am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
10:55am
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My Almost Famous Family
Episode 3 - The Sound Of SilenceIsaac kidnaps Annabelle's pet pig, Pixie, while Aretha loses her hearing just as a record exec is coming to see her perform. As Toyah and Martha try helping Aretha rediscover her voice (and overcome her hearing loss) Isaac is desperate for Pixie to keep quiet before Hadley gets suspicious.
11am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
11:30am30 min
My First Planet
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Noticeboard Of DoomDay 27 and the colonists are torn between Richard's newsletter and Archer's hot pants. And which is more dangerous, Brian's monkey wrench or Lillian's 'vitamin' drink?
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
12pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 14 - Almost A GentlemenAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
12:30pm
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
1pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Worst Horror Of AllVictor celebrates his return to work but is not pleased that his first day on the job involves a nasty case of vermin control. His bad luck continues that night, when Victor and Margaret visit the BBC with a virtually unconscious window cleaner they believe to be Mrs Warboy's cousin.
1:20pm
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 3 - LuckThe aspiring actress has lost her lucky socks and is desperate to find them before her next audition.
1:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
2:05pm30 min
The Guessing Game
Series 1, Episode 4Clive Anderson is joined by guests Imran Yusuf, Des Clarke and Keith Farnan.
2:20pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 5Martin is determined to be Snooker champion and when the local tournament favourite moves away he believes the title is his. But Paul enters and is odds-on to win it - or perhaps not after Ann has a quiet word with him.
3pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenFletcher has been offering his advice to his fellow prisoners on the topic of romance. Letters written home result in a visiting room full of wives and sweethearts, but Fletcher's visitor is his eldest daughter. Should he be following his own advice?
3:15pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 23 - Wash DayWhen the farmer's clothesline gets used as a ride can the sheep rewash the clothes before the farmer returns?
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
3:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundDel's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
4:20pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
5pm
(repeat)
What Ho, Jeeves!
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pearls Mean TearsBertie's visit to Aunt Agatha causes trouble, and only one man can save the day.
5:10pm
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Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 1 - The LawnmowerTerry and June get off to a bad start with their new neighbours in a dispute over a lawnmower.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Leopard In Autumn
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pilgrim IndustryFollowing a fleeting visit from a cardinal, Plethora initiates plans to put Monte Guano on the pilgrimage map.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
6pm
(repeat)
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 3Surely it couldn't hurt for Norman and Max to introduce the Oblivions to tennis, could it?
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
6:20pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 6 - Monstrously Good CookiesWhen Kate wins a cookie competition, little does she know that some of Norman's fur went into the mix that won her the top prize. So when a film crew comes to film her making the famous cookies, Eddie and the monsters have to secretly get more fur into the dough.
6:30pm
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The Castle
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Vuvuzela Of TerrorAn Englishman's home is his castle and an Englishman's moat is his tax write-off - until Sir John is investigated and has to hire some Frenchmen and a bucket of eels. Meanwhile, the Woodstock Hospital is about to lose its no-star status.
6:45pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 17 - FetchingWith Bitzer head over tails in love with a local lass, can Shaun keep the flock in order?
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Worst Horror Of AllVictor celebrates his return to work but is not pleased that his first day on the job involves a nasty case of vermin control. His bad luck continues that night, when Victor and Margaret visit the BBC with a virtually unconscious window cleaner they believe to be Mrs Warboy's cousin.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 14 - Almost A GentlemenAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
7:40pm
(repeat)
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 10 - A Sidecar Named DesireAn old motorbike helps Compo hatch another plot to win Nora's love.
8:20pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
9:40pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 2 - DebbieWhen a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?
10pm
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Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
10pm
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Beauty Of Britain
Series 1, Episode 3 - Girl With A Polycotton TabardBeauty wonders why so many British men get stuck in the emotional wilderness and find it hard to communicate with each other, as she deals with an elderly gentleman and his son.
10:20pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
10:20pm
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Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 2Dara O'Briain continues on his journey into the realms of pure logic. Once again he's helped by Oxford University maths professor Marcus du Sautoy and is joined by comedy guest Alex Horne.
10:30pm
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Self-Storage
Series 1, Episode 2 - HousehuntingStill homeless and separated from his wife, Dave plans to move out of the Storage Garden, while Geoff plans to move in.
10:40pm
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Episodes
Series 1, Episode 6Convinced that Sean is having an affair with Morning, Beverly packs a bag and leaves, intending to head back to London.
10:45pm
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Guy Browning's Small Talk
Episode 2: Duvet Control: Comedian Guy Browning provides practical advice on life's challenges. Losing one's grip on the bedcover can be the start of a one-way journey into perdition.
11pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 6Kate and Ellen are playing a guessing game, Elaine Figgis isn't coping well with news of her husband's execution and Nan explains why she is the way she is.
11pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Kipper And The CorpseEvery hotelier's worst nightmare: a stiff in one of the rooms. Basil's initially concerned as to whether the late Mr Leeman had started his breakfast, but his mind soon turns to clearing the room as soon as possible.
11pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.
11pm15 min
The Music Teacher
Series 2, Episode 4Nigel's attempts to field calls from a dating agency while teaching do not go quite as planned. Meanwhile, Belinda is attempting to track down the elusive arts centre cleaner, who has taken refuge in Nigel's room.
11pm
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The Reduced Shakespeare Radio Show
Episode 5, The Comedies: From 'Merry Wives' to a 'Merchant' - but are the crazy, mixed-up Bard's comedies actually funny?
11:10pm
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11:15pm
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The Cornwell Estate
Series 2, Episode 4 - Hank ZuttermilkHank, a womanising long-distance lorry driver, gets a surprise when the father of one of his ladies tells him she is pregnant, and demands he do something about it.
11:30pm
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If You're So Clever, Why Aren't You Rich?
Episode 3, Nothing But the Truth: Underachiever David makes the most of jury service, while Giles is fighting the law.
11:35pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
11:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 1 - Fags, Shags And KebabsJonny lives with girlfriend Janet. Janet's mate Donna needs a boyfriend so her mother Flo won't think she's gay. Donna asks Janet to get her a date with Jonny's best mate Gaz, but neither one of the boys are happy.
11:40pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Right To KnowJim is on his high-horse about what he needs to know - and that's everything. Sir Humphrey, on the other hand, believes he should only know what he wants him to know, and begins swamping the Minister with useless information. Soon trouble is brewing over the detail of a badger colony at Hayward's Spinney.
11:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
11:40pm
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Frost On Satire
David Frost charts the story of satire and its impact on 20th-century politics. Features interviews with famous satarists from the UK and USA.
Midnight
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Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 3Surely it couldn't hurt for Norman and Max to introduce the Oblivions to tennis, could it?
12:20am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Fistful Of Travellers' ChequesTwo students go to Spain to do the 'whole spaghetti western thing' and run into a series of disparate and desperate characters.
12:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
1am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
1am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 2 - DebbieWhen a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?
1:35am
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Right To KnowJim is on his high-horse about what he needs to know - and that's everything. Sir Humphrey, on the other hand, believes he should only know what he wants him to know, and begins swamping the Minister with useless information. Soon trouble is brewing over the detail of a badger colony at Hayward's Spinney.
1:35am
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Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 1 - Elton John: Patron Saint Of CelebritiesJust how did Sir Elton become the Patron Saint of Celebrities? Could it be that his celebrity lifestyle of parties and spending led him to question his existence?
2am
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Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 2 - Heather MillsHeather Mills offers her side of the story in this look at her life with Paul McCartney.
2am
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Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 6Lucy's offer to help a first-time celebrity author write a book finds her stuck in a remote Cornish cottage with an ex-Page 3 model and a neurotic mother, leaving Daniel to have an unusual boy's night out...
2:10am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Fistful Of Travellers' ChequesTwo students go to Spain to do the 'whole spaghetti western thing' and run into a series of disparate and desperate characters.
2:10am
(repeat)
Episodes
Series 1, Episode 6Convinced that Sean is having an affair with Morning, Beverly packs a bag and leaves, intending to head back to London.
2:25am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 5Guest host Frank Skinner is joined by dance superstar Calvin Harris, comedian Jon Richardson, presenter Fearne Cotton and UK hip hop star Tinchy Stryder.
2:40am
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Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
2:40am
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2:50am
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The Detectives
Episode 5.5, Best Man: Briggs is asked to be best man at a colleague's wedding, and when his car breaks down on the way to the church, things appear to have gone as badly as possible. However, the inept cop has another trick up his sleeve in the form of his speech.
2:50am
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Kabadasses
Comedy Lab pilot about two friends who attempt to set up a multi-racial kabaddi team.
3:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 4 - ModelDorien is thrilled by Sharon's new job as a model and becomes her manager.
4:20am
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Unzipped
Series 1, Episode 1Armed with the results of an exhaustive report covering every aspect of modern life, Greg James and Russell Kane, along with special guest Holly Willoughby, take a look at British behaviour.
5am
(repeat)
What Ho, Jeeves!
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pearls Mean TearsBertie's visit to Aunt Agatha causes trouble, and only one man can save the day.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Leopard In Autumn
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pilgrim IndustryFollowing a fleeting visit from a cardinal, Plethora initiates plans to put Monte Guano on the pilgrimage map.