Schedule Friday 20th April 2012
Bread
Series 3, Episode 8News of Freddie's impending court case has spread and Nellie has to face up to the neighbours once again.
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 7 - Party NightThere's a fancy dress party on the last night of their holiday and the two couples surprise each other with their hidden talents
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 2, Willing It Away: Stella's luck goes from bad to worse, as daughter Alison and granny want to move in.
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 1, Episode 3 - July 15th To 19thDamien and Anthony go on holiday so that their builder can crack on with the kitchen improvements. Contains recipes for pasta puttanesca, Cornish pasties and pilchards al limone.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 2Relations between the warring couple are fairly peaceful, except that Penny thinks Vince is taking her for granted. She reckons he needs to be taught a lesson, so she invents an very good-looking and very imaginary colleague called Steve to make him jealous!
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 9The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 5 - HMS Troutbridge Gets A RocketClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 8News of Freddie's impending court case has spread and Nellie has to face up to the neighbours once again.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 10 - Lock OutWhile preparing for bed, the farmer manages to lock himself out of the house and is stuck outside in his pyjamas. He decides to spend the night in the barn but his incessant snoring drives the flock mad. Shaun concocts a plan to return him to his bed without waking him up.
Steptoe And Son
Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard: Harold is sceptical when Albert contacts the dead.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 3Bertie once again finds himself attempting to smooth the path of love by winning marital approval for Tuppy Glossop. The Rosie M. Banks guise, a false fiancée and a dalliance with Honoria all end up coming into play, and it's not long before Jeeves and Wooster are fleeing Manhattan in fear of their lives!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
North East Of Eden
Episode 3 - Voyage of the Bobby VeeMarcia is bored on the island. Will joining the lifeboat crew help liven things up?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 6 - Only Two Can PlayWhen Terry takes up painting, June resurrects an old interest in playing the cello. Sadly, neither of them seem to have the slightest bit of talent in their respective fields.
Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the fourth and second series of the award winning historical sketch show.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 4, Episode 2 - Mathematical Genius!Milton is a mathematical whizzkid who gets tied up in knots trying to solve the equation of the mysteriously disappearing geniuses.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 5 - HMS Troutbridge Gets A RocketClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Steptoe And Son
Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard: Harold is sceptical when Albert contacts the dead.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Broken ReflectionVictor's brother, Alfred, pays a visit from New Zealand. Pippa and Patrick ask the Meldrews to take care of their plants while they're away on holiday.
The Comedy Café
Janice Forsyth taps into the funny business in Scotland and worldwide with all that's new in comedy on radio, TV, the movies, DVD, books, online and live performances.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 10The final whistle is about to blow. Football legend Matt Le Tissier joins the Reds, and actor Stephen Mangan is picked for the Blues. Who will finish top of the league?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 3When Paul is taken away by the police in the middle of the night, Martin is quick to signal his demise and the nature of his crime is the subject for speculation. "Goings-on" like this have never gone on in the Close and Martin is determined to do something about it.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Day OutFletcher and Godber join MacKay and Barrowclough's work party, digging drainage ditches for the council. When MacKay calls into the village, the party take advantage of Barrowclough's easygoing nature, but get more than they bargained for after taking shelter from the elements in a church.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 7 - According To The Prophet BickerdykeCompo, Clegg and Foggy hear some world-shattering information from Gunnershaw.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 6A confused Christopher Columbus declares he has found India and a Georgian woman reveals her very Stupid Death. Also, Victoria and Albert attend the Great Exhibition, and Tsar Peter III brings a very weird case to the Court of Historical Law.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 11 - A Jewel Of A HusbandThere is double trouble for barrister Roger Thursby in a case of bigamy.
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 6 - Only Two Can PlayWhen Terry takes up painting, June resurrects an old interest in playing the cello. Sadly, neither of them seem to have the slightest bit of talent in their respective fields.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 2, Willing It Away: Stella's luck goes from bad to worse, as daughter Alison and granny want to move in.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 10The final whistle is about to blow. Football legend Matt Le Tissier joins the Reds, and actor Stephen Mangan is picked for the Blues. Who will finish top of the league?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 3Sandi Toksvig is in the chair as panellists Jeremy Hardy, Rebecca Front, Andy Hamilton and Bridget Christie examine the funnier aspects of the week's news. Rory Morrison reads out cuttings sent in by listeners.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
What's The Story?
Series 6, Episode 3Dan Mitchell is joined by Steve Speirs, Jaci Stephens, Frank Honeybone and Danielle Ward.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Broken ReflectionVictor's brother, Alfred, pays a visit from New Zealand. Pippa and Patrick ask the Meldrews to take care of their plants while they're away on holiday.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 5 - HMS Troutbridge Gets A RocketClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Steptoe And Son
Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard: Harold is sceptical when Albert contacts the dead.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 7 - According To The Prophet BickerdykeCompo, Clegg and Foggy hear some world-shattering information from Gunnershaw.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
The South Salutes Benny Hill
One off programme on BBC Radio Solent celebrating the life of Benny Hill, twenty years after his death.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley and Sanjeev Bhaskar, and David Mitchell is joined by Kate Humble and Miles Jupp.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 3 - AnniversaryFunke enlists the help of Sade to help her fit into a fabulous gown for a Black Tie Gala. Gladys is excited about her wedding anniversary but typically Bayo forgets. Can he make it up to her in time to enjoy the day?
Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 3Love is in the air for Morgan Spurlock as he dissects Britain's romantic side. Andi Osho, Kurt Braunohler and Johnny Vegas are this week's guests, with music from The Midnight Beast.
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 2Jo Brand hosts the topical panel show for an eighth time. With guest panellists Humphrey Ker and Graham Linehan.
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 3 - Balance Of PowerSickened to the last by Rimmer's toe-curlingly officious, petty nature - particularly galling considering he's the only actual human alive - Lister resolves to improve his standing on the ship and become the superior crew member.
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 1The sports panel show is back. James Corden, Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff are joined by LFC captain Steven Gerrard, John Bishop, Jack Whitehall and Georgie Thompson.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 2 - DadsLee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 4 - Waiting For GodWhilst Rimmer preoccupies himself with an unidentified object that Holly has tracked and brought aboard the ship, Lister is in equal measure distraught and amazed to discover that owing to a few horrible misunderstandings all those millennia ago, he is the cat god Cloister.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 4 - The RapperSiobhan's team design a major sexual health campaign, complete with a rap song Get it On, which may upset the Catholic competitors.
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 1, Episode 3 - July 15th To 19thDamien and Anthony go on holiday so that their builder can crack on with the kitchen improvements. Contains recipes for pasta puttanesca, Cornish pasties and pilchards al limone.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 1Alexander Armstrong hosts a panel show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions. Graham Norton, Sandi Toksvig and Marcus Brigstocke are the guests this week.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 2Russell Howard worries about the Titanic memorial cruise, gets depressed about TOWIE, and looks back at the Grand National. The Mystery Guest is 79 year-old Dorene, Britain's oldest keep fit instructor. The Good News Extra comic is Paul MacCaffrey.
Old Harry's Game
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Reasonably Fantastic JourneySatan and the Professor travel to one of the few empty spaces in Hell - Scumspawn's brain.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 2 - Mark Ruffalo, Nicki Minaj, John Bishop, Rufus WainwrightNicki Minaj talks about kissing Madonna; Mark Ruffalo reveals he failed 600 auditions; John Bishop says he couldn't back out of Sport Relief; and Rufus Wainwright performs live in the studio.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Touch Of ClassIn his endless strive to improve the quality of Fawlty Towers, Basil places an advert in a high-society magazine, and soon has a Lord Melbury checking in - but all is not quite as it seems.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 2 - Tim VineThe punmeister general Tim Vine performs at Richmond Theatre with Terry Alderton and Elis James.
Lenin Of The Rovers
Series 1, Episode 1Midfield football maestro Ricky Lenin's battle for Britain's first all-communist football team. Ricky introduces his radical thinking to Felchester Rovers.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 4 - The RapperSiobhan's team design a major sexual health campaign, complete with a rap song Get it On, which may upset the Catholic competitors.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 2The nominations this week are provided by presenter Richard Madeley, broadcaster Sue Perkins and actor Marc Wootton.
Vent
Series 3, Episode 5 - When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Godfather?Ben is invited to be godfather to an ex-girlfriend's baby. Mary isn't impressed and there's a showdown on the stairlift. Meanwhile St Paul gives Ben tips on responsibility and where to get the best olives.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - Big BrotherAs the new Government continues with long-brewing plans for a 'National Integrated Data Base' of the public's information, Jim sets out to ensure that the privacy of the individual is protected - and Sir Humphrey poses firm opposition to legislative changes!
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 2Carl arrives back on the Chatsworth as a qualified policeman, but not everyone welcomes him back with open arms. Jackson is fingered for falsely claiming benefits, resulting in the withdrawal of his teaching job, and his marriage is thrown into chaos.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Summer SchoolDawn French's improbable exposé of a university course in Iron Age Living, with Robbie Coltrane and Peter Richardson.
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 3 - Balance Of PowerSickened to the last by Rimmer's toe-curlingly officious, petty nature - particularly galling considering he's the only actual human alive - Lister resolves to improve his standing on the ship and become the superior crew member.
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 7 - The BBC Honours SykesSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 2These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 1Alexander Armstrong hosts a panel show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions. Graham Norton, Sandi Toksvig and Marcus Brigstocke are the guests this week.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 7Miss Single gets engaged; a guitar is smashed up in Sharon's studio; Lady Gatecrasher starts the bidding at Europe's largest beer festival; the Technophobe has a roadside breakdown; and Miss Single gets a Ship Mate.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - Big BrotherAs the new Government continues with long-brewing plans for a 'National Integrated Data Base' of the public's information, Jim sets out to ensure that the privacy of the individual is protected - and Sir Humphrey poses firm opposition to legislative changes!
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 2 - Tim VineThe punmeister general Tim Vine performs at Richmond Theatre with Terry Alderton and Elis James.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 4Doyle McManus has a run-in with the law, the girls get blowout button happy, and the worst violation of all - the cleavage violation - makes an appearance, but who do the wandering eyes belong to?
North East Of Eden
Episode 3 - Voyage of the Bobby VeeMarcia is bored on the island. Will joining the lifeboat crew help liven things up?
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Summer SchoolDawn French's improbable exposé of a university course in Iron Age Living, with Robbie Coltrane and Peter Richardson.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 2Russell Howard worries about the Titanic memorial cruise, gets depressed about TOWIE, and looks back at the Grand National. The Mystery Guest is 79 year-old Dorene, Britain's oldest keep fit instructor. The Good News Extra comic is Paul MacCaffrey.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 2Two families are put to the test and get to know each other slightly more than they bargained for in How Well Do U Know Ur Family.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 1Four distinctive and especially selective girls govern the 'datezone' as a number of guys try to last as long as they can over a dinner date.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 11 - A Jewel Of A HusbandThere is double trouble for barrister Roger Thursby in a case of bigamy.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 2, Willing It Away: Stella's luck goes from bad to worse, as daughter Alison and granny want to move in.