Schedule Monday 16th April 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
6:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Great RaceTerry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 2 - Give Us A LiftFoggy has an idea which is sure to bring the pleasure back into climbing hills.
7am
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 2, How Michelangelo Done The Sistine Chapel: Desmond Olivier Dingle and The National Theatre of Brent recreate the Renaissance.
7:30am
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 2David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Danielle Ward and Tom Wrigglesworth, talk on the subjects of pandas, football, China and smoking.
7:40am
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
7:45am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 1Today's show features an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and more.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne is off to Switzerland - and 'Hornerama' probes the world of showbiz.
8:05am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 5It's back to Totleigh Towers and the company of fierce Spode for Bertie, as he finds himself ordered by new fiancée Lady Florence Craye to retrieve and destroy the memoirs presently being penned by Sir Watkyn, lest they cause wide-scale embarrassment. If that weren't enough to contend with, there's the small matter of a dog under arrest, and an infatuated Gussie Fink-Nottle.
8:20am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
8:30am
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
The veteran comedian's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at Chads Theatre, Cheadle Hume.
9am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Great RaceTerry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.
9am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 3 - And The Winner IsNominations are required for the Social Worker of the Year Award. While Clare hates mutual back-slapping as much as the next person, she uses all her powers of manipulation to influence the matter.
9:10am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 11 - The LodgerBetween decimalisation and inflation the Butlers are feeling the pinch. Blakey suggests the family take in a lodger - and he happens to know someone who's looking. Unfortunately for Stan, there's no spare bedroom at home...
9:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 6, Babies: The rabbis are submerged in baby talk, and Melvin struggles with his conscience.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 2 - Give Us A LiftFoggy has an idea which is sure to bring the pleasure back into climbing hills.
9:45am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 10 - Safety FirstStan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.
10am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's sketch show.
10:20am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:50am
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
11am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 4 - I Talk To The TreesA fellow gardener inspires Tom and Barbara to conduct some unusual experiments in order to increase the yield of their produce.
11:20am
(repeat)
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
11:30am30 min
Mr Blue Sky
Series 2, Episode 2 - SorryHarvey's cat Lucky has gone missing, but does her disappearance have anything to do with the book-burning neighbour? Robbie develops a crush on an older woman and Jax rekindles her relationship with the builder Rakesh.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 2 - How To Remove A CousinClegg needs help to get rid of his visiting health fanatic cousin, Aubrey.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne is off to Switzerland - and 'Hornerama' probes the world of showbiz.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
The veteran comedian's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at Chads Theatre, Cheadle Hume.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
1:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 6 - The DepartedTyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.
2:20pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson.
2:50pm
(repeat)
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 2Vic and his team wonder whether unicorns exist, discover which creature has a thousand eyes and find out if people can travel through time.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 3 - The Mysterious C.W. NorthropJust as Smiler confides in Clegg that he has fallen in love, Ivy receives a note from what could be a secret admirer.
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 4 - I Talk To The TreesA fellow gardener inspires Tom and Barbara to conduct some unusual experiments in order to increase the yield of their produce.
5pm
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 2: Two city gents finally admit they've been sacked and take action.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 2 - Words Of LoveTerry manages to remember June's birthday for once, and then wishes he hadn't - getting her present turns out to be so complicated it almost ruins their marriage.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 2, How Michelangelo Done The Sistine Chapel: Desmond Olivier Dingle and The National Theatre of Brent recreate the Renaissance.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 2 - How To Remove A CousinClegg needs help to get rid of his visiting health fanatic cousin, Aubrey.
6pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 1 - KissaliciousSadie has a crush on Taylor Bell, the new boy in town - but she quickly discovers that his girlfriend is the monstrous Ashlii.
6:30pm30 min
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 3David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Marcus Brigstocke, Miles Jupp, Susan Calman and Alan Davies, talk on the subjects of swimming, bread, hotels and foxes.
6:30pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne is off to Switzerland - and 'Hornerama' probes the world of showbiz.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
The veteran comedian's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at Chads Theatre, Cheadle Hume.
7:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 6 - The DepartedTyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 3 - The Mysterious C.W. NorthropJust as Smiler confides in Clegg that he has fallen in love, Ivy receives a note from what could be a secret admirer.
8pm40 min
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 1, Episode 1Comedian and mathematical physics graduate Dara O'Briain takes a humorous look at how maths underpins everything around us, solving problems using only numbers and equations. This week's guest is David O'Doherty.
8:20pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
8:40pm
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 1With host Frank Skinner and guest panellists Alan Duncan and Katy Brand.
9pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
9:20pm
(repeat)
9:40pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 4 - Dara O'Briain and Frankie BoyleLive stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain and Frankie Boyle.
10pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 5Kev is stricken with shock and grief when, on his 35th birthday, his mother throws herself from her balcony. Adding to the misery, Roxy returns after being released from prison.
10pm
(repeat)
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 2David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, John Finnemore, Henning Wehn, Danielle Ward and Tom Wrigglesworth, talk on the subjects of pandas, football, China and smoking.
10:10pm60 min
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 3Love is in the air for Morgan Spurlock as he dissects Britain's romantic side. Andi Osho, Kurt Braunohler and Johnny Vegas are this week's guests, with music from The Midnight Beast.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
10:30pm30 min
World Series Of Dating
Episode 4Doyle McManus has a run-in with the law, the girls get blowout button happy, and the worst violation of all - the cleavage violation - makes an appearance, but who do the wandering eyes belong to?
10:30pm
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 3 - And The Winner IsNominations are required for the Social Worker of the Year Award. While Clare hates mutual back-slapping as much as the next person, she uses all her powers of manipulation to influence the matter.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Still Game
Series 4, Episode 1 - Kill WullieJack and Victor aren't sure what to make of it when one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 10Holly Willoughby and guest team captain Jonathan Ross welcome guests Marcus Collins, Chelsee Healey, Max Beesley and Russell Kane for more gags and games.
11pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BuildersBasil's drive to save money gets the better of him when he hires the lowest quoting builder, a cowboy by the name of O'Reilly, to refurbish the lobby, rather than Sybil's choice, the respected and trustworthy Mr Stubbs.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig and panellists Jeremy Hardy, Fred MacAulay, Jo Caulfield and Andrew Maxwell take a sideways look at the week's news, with Neil Sleat reading out the cuttings.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 6The Gallagher clan can't believe it when Carl starts to bring money into the household. But his mini-enterprise soon attracts the attention of the police.
11:20pm
(repeat)
The Full Monty
Unemployed friends Gaz and Dave decide to start their own Chippendales-style show to make some quick cash.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 1 - Matt Lucas, Michael Sheen, Ewan McGregor, Cate BlanchettCate Blanchett talks about an encounter with a dancing dog and a ghost; Ewan McGregor talks fly fishing; Michael Sheen reveals all about meeting the real Queen; while Matt Lucas says he is off to live in LA. With music from Keane.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Elastic Planet
Episode 2 - The TrainYou and five other passengers are sitting in a carriage on a train to Whittleble in 1947 - a child genius, a government minister, a man with the head of a fish, an opera singer and a chef.
12:10am
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 1With host Frank Skinner and guest panellists Alan Duncan and Katy Brand.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Special - Five Go Mad In DorsetKeith Allen, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders from the Comic Strip have a ripping time on their summer hols.
12:50am
(repeat)
1am
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
1am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 5It's back to Totleigh Towers and the company of fierce Spode for Bertie, as he finds himself ordered by new fiancée Lady Florence Craye to retrieve and destroy the memoirs presently being penned by Sir Watkyn, lest they cause wide-scale embarrassment. If that weren't enough to contend with, there's the small matter of a dog under arrest, and an infatuated Gussie Fink-Nottle.
1:25am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 5Kev is stricken with shock and grief when, on his 35th birthday, his mother throws herself from her balcony. Adding to the misery, Roxy returns after being released from prison.
1:30am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 4Doyle McManus has a run-in with the law, the girls get blowout button happy, and the worst violation of all - the cleavage violation - makes an appearance, but who do the wandering eyes belong to?
1:35am
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
2am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 3 - And The Winner IsNominations are required for the Social Worker of the Year Award. While Clare hates mutual back-slapping as much as the next person, she uses all her powers of manipulation to influence the matter.
2:05am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Special - Five Go Mad In DorsetKeith Allen, Peter Richardson, Adrian Edmondson, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders from the Comic Strip have a ripping time on their summer hols.
2:15am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 6, Babies: The rabbis are submerged in baby talk, and Melvin struggles with his conscience.
3am
(repeat)
The Detectives
1995 Christmas Special, Thicker Than Water: As Briggs and Louis settle down for Christmas dinner, a renowned criminal attempts to break in. But will a Christmas mugging turn into a family reunion for Louis?
3:30am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 3 - The Maids Of OngarDorien's offer to invest in Sharon and Tracey's business is turned down.
5am
(repeat)
Anything Legal
Episode 2: Two city gents finally admit they've been sacked and take action.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Arts And How They Was Done
Episode 2, How Michelangelo Done The Sistine Chapel: Desmond Olivier Dingle and The National Theatre of Brent recreate the Renaissance.