Schedule Friday 13th April 2012
Bread
Series 3, Episode 3Freddie loses a valuable ring at a party. Jack, who found it and tried to pawn it, is filled with remorse. Meanwhile, Adrian has gone through a personality change and insists on being called Jimmy!
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 3 - Close UpThe Wish You Were Here team have arrived at the hotel and the Brits have all become budding T.V. stars for the day.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 4 - One For The RoadBob is pulled over by the police and breathalysed after a meal with Thelma. He protests his innocence but the only one around to hear his protests is Terry, who's in the cells for violent behaviour at a football match. Bob can't afford to lose his licence so Terry comes up with a plan ...
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 1, Love in a Cottage: Stella's planning to retire to the country, but will her grown up children survive without her?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 1 - Quick, Quick, SlowWhat could possibly dim the sunset glow that gilds the perennial boyhood of the three old reprobates as they drift through the timeless little Yorkshire town? For the hitherto irrepressible Compo it's the suspicion that Nora Batty's new lodger, Smiler is taking advantage of his privileged position. Fortunately, Foggy remembers a cure he learned in the jungle during the war.
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 1, Episode 2 - April 21st To 25thDamien is reluctantly drawn into accepting a job for a supermarket's online magazine, while Anthony resolves to start the 'courgette diet'.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 4HHTV's war reporter Mike Peabody regrets his decision to cover the Norman Siege of Palermo, the Pilgrim Fathers rap about Jamestown in America and a German submarine captain has the worst toilet accident in history.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 4 - Whittlesea RegattaClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 11 - Cheetah CheaterA wildlife film inspires Pidsley the cat to play a prank on the flock by disguising himself as a leopard. Shaun is convinced there is a huge beast on the loose and concocts a plan to catch it.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 3Freddie loses a valuable ring at a party. Jack, who found it and tried to pawn it, is filled with remorse. Meanwhile, Adrian has gone through a personality change and insists on being called Jimmy!
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 4Sent to Devon by Aunt Agatha with the express task of wooing Gertrude Winkworth, Bertie finds the gates of Hell opening up when an unfortunate incident with a policeman necessitates him to pose as Gussie and charm the family of Fink-Nottle's betrothed. And then Gussie himself turns up...
Steptoe And Son
The Seven Steptoerai: Albert's kung fu club tackles some extortionists.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 4 - One For The RoadBob is pulled over by the police and breathalysed after a meal with Thelma. He protests his innocence but the only one around to hear his protests is Terry, who's in the cells for violent behaviour at a football match. Bob can't afford to lose his licence so Terry comes up with a plan ...
North East Of Eden
Episode 2 - Cod ComfortAs Marcia adjusts to the Paradise Island diet, a ministry man snoops about.
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 1 - To Catch A ThiefOnly Terry could get a new car and lose it the same night. But his troubles don't end there!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 1 - Quick, Quick, SlowWhat could possibly dim the sunset glow that gilds the perennial boyhood of the three old reprobates as they drift through the timeless little Yorkshire town? For the hitherto irrepressible Compo it's the suspicion that Nora Batty's new lodger, Smiler is taking advantage of his privileged position. Fortunately, Foggy remembers a cure he learned in the jungle during the war.
Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the award winning children's sketch show.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Tug Of The ForelockIn order to pay for fuel for their new 'transportation' the Goods offer to work for the Leadbetters as cleaners while theirs are away. The arrangement does not operate smoothly as Margo has no time for the Goods sense of humour during work hours. However after a swift sacking and a drawn out rehiring, things improve.
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 4, Episode 1 - Birdman!Milton is a daredevil test pilot and Top Gun who gets tangled up in a fiendish plot to replace the turkey twizzler.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan HowardClegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 4 - Whittlesea RegattaClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That BottleThe gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.
Steptoe And Son
The Seven Steptoerai: Albert's kung fu club tackles some extortionists.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.
The Comedy Café
Janice Forsyth taps into the funny business in Scotland and worldwide with all that's new in comedy on radio, TV, the movies, DVD, books, online and live performances.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
Is Anything Broken?
A real-time comedy drama about one of the most stressful journeys known to humanity - the trip from Airport Arrivals Hall to Departure Gate.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 8Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar... and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian hieroglyphics song.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Baby ArrivesThe Spencer's baby daughter, Jessica, is born.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 8 - The AnniversaryStan and his family are celebrating Olive and Arthur's 10th wedding anniversary. Aunt Maud has seen fit to send them a dog as a gift, but Arthur is none too amused.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 9 - Cover UpStan offers to re-cover Mum's upholstery but he can only get hold of the material used for bus seats.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Tug Of The ForelockIn order to pay for fuel for their new 'transportation' the Goods offer to work for the Leadbetters as cleaners while theirs are away. The arrangement does not operate smoothly as Margo has no time for the Goods sense of humour during work hours. However after a swift sacking and a drawn out rehiring, things improve.
Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 5Some Bronze Agers argue about building the world's first city, Bob Hale explains the entire history of the Renaissance, Mary Seacole sings about her Crimean hotel and William Shakespeare gets into a rap battle.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 10 - One Thousand Four Hundred And Seventy OneBoth of barrister Roger Thursby's girlfriends, Sally and Joy attempt to get him some work.
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 2 - Words Of LoveTerry manages to remember June's birthday for once, and then wishes he hadn't - getting her present turns out to be so complicated it almost ruins their marriage.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 1, Love in a Cottage: Stella's planning to retire to the country, but will her grown up children survive without her?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 10 - Little Orphan HowardClegg convinces the gullible Howard that he was left on a doorstep as a baby.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 1 - Follow That BottleThe gang return in pursuit of a bottle with a message inside.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig and panellists Jeremy Hardy, Fred MacAulay, Jo Caulfield and Andrew Maxwell take a sideways look at the week's news, with Neil Sleat reading out the cuttings.
And Another Thing...
Episode 10Part ten of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy' in which we come to an end.
What's The Story?
Series 6, Episode 2Dan Mitchell is joined by Tom Price, Frank Honeybone, Caryl Parry Jones and Benjamin Partridge.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.
The Navy Lark
Series 5, Episode 4 - Whittlesea RegattaClassic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Steptoe And Son
The Seven Steptoerai: Albert's kung fu club tackles some extortionists.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 2 - A Clean SweepFoggy decides to keep alive the tradition of having a "lucky" sweep at weddings.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 1A new series of the hit panel show. Lee Mack is joined by Alex Jones and Alexander Armstrong and David Mitchell is joined by Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 2 - Driving LessonAfter being sacked, Funke applies for a new job as a minicab driver. The problem is she can't drive. The only one who can teach her is her number one nemesis - Bayo. Will he teach her and will she get the job?
Fry And Laurie: Reunited
UKTV Gold special featuring double act Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reminiscing about their friendship, careers and sketches.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 2Diane Smith, Dave Gorman and Jamie Oliver join Morgan Spurlock to discuss British food. Spurlock visits a black pudding factory in Bury. Music from Lisa Hannigan.
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 1Episodes and Dirk Gently star Stephen Mangan takes his third stint in the guest host chair to help kick off the first series of 2012. Miles Jupp and Grace Dent are the guests.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 1 - Jason Manford and Michael McIntyreNorthern funny man Jason Manford acts as host, and the comedy sensation of 2009, Michael McIntyre, is his very special guest.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 1 - BandWhen Tim joins a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist, Lee becomes jealous, and decides that if he can't beat them he should join them.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 2 - Rob Brydon, Sarah Millican and Jason ByrneBAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 3 - Clarence HouseSeb Coe is keen to make an announcement about the future of the Olympic Stadium post-Games and is pushing for a decision. Meanwhile Clarence House has asked the ODC to look at ways of linking the Olympics with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Ardal O'HanlonArdal O'Hanlon returns to Dublin for his One Night Stand, supported by Gary Delaney and Josie Long.
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 1, Episode 2 - April 21st To 25thDamien is reluctantly drawn into accepting a job for a supermarket's online magazine, while Anthony resolves to start the 'courgette diet'.
Notting Hill
Romantic comedy film about the relationship between a famous American movie actress and an unassuming British book shop owner.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 1Russell Howard is back. A drunk man tries to surf, and a look at a dodgy horse drink. In the Mystery Guest segment Russell tries some break dancing. The Good News Extra comic is Doc Brown.
Old Harry's Game
Series 3, Episode 2 - Another CountryThe Professor believes that society evolves over the time - but things may change when Satan takes him to see Bill Clinton.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 11, Episode 1 - Matt Lucas, Michael Sheen, Ewan McGregor, Cate BlanchettCate Blanchett talks about an encounter with a dancing dog and a ghost; Ewan McGregor talks fly fishing; Michael Sheen reveals all about meeting the real Queen; while Matt Lucas says he is off to live in LA. With music from Keane.
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 1The Chatsworth Estate is in a time of darkest austerity. The Gallaghers and half the estate are evicted as part of Operation New Start - a multi-agency crackdown on the benefits culture of those in social housing.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
The Skivers
Episode 5, Going Live!: Phillip Schofield re-lives his days on children's television, with Nick Golsen and Tim de Jongh.
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 1The gang are back for a supersized third season. Kicking things off, Corden picks comedian Jimmy Carr and darts champ Phil Taylor to play alongside Redknapp and Flintoff.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 3 - Clarence HouseSeb Coe is keen to make an announcement about the future of the Olympic Stadium post-Games and is pushing for a decision. Meanwhile Clarence House has asked the ODC to look at ways of linking the Olympics with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Craig Brown's Lost Diaries
Episode 6 - November & DecemberAs winter sets in, John Prescott's thoughts turn to home.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 1Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony, with nominations provided by guests comedian Jason Manford; former Goodie, Graeme Garden; and German stand-up Henning Wehn.
Vent
Series 3, Episode 4 - VictoriaBen is beginning to resent being pushed around. He imagines a different life back in Victorian times when he might have got things his own way a bit more often - until he gets into an argument with Benjamin Disraeli. Victoria.
The Mad Bad Ad Show
Episode 6In the sixth and final show of the series the ads are themed around cereal, and Micky Flanagan and Mark Watson are joined by Countdown co-host Rachel Riley and comedian Chris Ramsey.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
And Another Thing...
Episode 10Part ten of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy' in which we come to an end.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Ardal O'HanlonArdal O'Hanlon returns to Dublin for his One Night Stand, supported by Gary Delaney and Josie Long.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
Fry And Laurie: Reunited
UKTV Gold special featuring double act Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reminiscing about their friendship, careers and sketches.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 1This episode introduces our Grouchy Young Men - including Russell Kane and Donny Tourette - and their irksome memories of those rites of passage years.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 3The British boys try new tactics to win over our critical ladies - soup play and using words as an anaesthetic all appear.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 24Burp fans are in for a treat this week, as Harry delves into the archives to pick some of the best clips from series past. It promises to be a belter too, with classic send-ups from Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Natural World and Grimefighters.
Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at British life in this character-based sketch series.
The Detectives
Episode 4.5, The Wembley Stadium Mystery: The son of the commissioner, is partnered with Briggs and Louis, who are assigned to guard Wembley Stadium. However, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
North East Of Eden
Episode 2 - Cod ComfortAs Marcia adjusts to the Paradise Island diet, a ministry man snoops about.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Iso TankWith Bubble now surprisingly efficient at the office, Edina feels surplus to her own life. Forbidden by Safron from attending her sixth form's open day, she decides that adopting a Romanian baby would be a good idea...
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 5 - FriendfaceJen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past. Roy does battle with the Joker and Moss asserts his masculinity as Jen's temporary husband.
Phill Jupitus: Quadrophobia
Stand-up show featuring Phill Jupitus. His set encompasses the London Zoo, electrical superstores and his morbid fear of spiders.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 3The British boys try new tactics to win over our critical ladies - soup play and using words as an anaesthetic all appear.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lee Nelson returns with Well Good Dad, Bent Night Live, Dr Bob, Aunty Janet's useful tips, Omelette and Nan.
Brothers In Law
Series 2, Episode 10 - One Thousand Four Hundred And Seventy OneBoth of barrister Roger Thursby's girlfriends, Sally and Joy attempt to get him some work.
Ring Around The Bath
Episode 1, Love in a Cottage: Stella's planning to retire to the country, but will her grown up children survive without her?