Schedule Thursday 12th April 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
6am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 2 - Déjà VuThe Pearces are back in Spain, but Amy has a feeling of déjà vu and she's suspicious!
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 10 - A Landlady For SmilerCompo can see a benefit for Smiler.
7am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 5, The Show Folks: Desperate for money, Pierce Egan tries to get Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures onto the stage.
7:30am
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 1 - Something's Gonna ChangeIt's the works day out for the workers of Blakeley Industrial Museum - and something's got to change.
7:40am
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 6It's Penny's birthday and her parents have planned a big surprise, but she has a bigger surprise for them. She has decided to move in with Vince: the first major snag to their plan is finding a new flat to inhabit as Big Ed wants his back!
7:45am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 3Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual sat navs to lead the way.
8am
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Hospitals, the Post Office and noisy neighbours - a collection of the Northern comic's 1950s monologues.
8:20am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 4 - Spring LambA reluctant Timmy tries to avoid bath time and in trying to escape he gets a spring attached to his tail. It's up to the flock to catch the bouncing baby sheep and return him to the tub before he destroys the farm.
8:25am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 3As a friend completes work on a new musical, Bertie takes the opportunity to join the production on a tour across the United States. However, a letter from Aunt Agatha warning Wooster of family friend Cyril Bassington-Bassington's "theatrical proclivities" is not delivered, dropping Bertie right in it.
8:30am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 19 - All Is Safely Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges decides to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to help a farmer friend of Godfrey's.
9am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
9am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 4 - Up On The RoofLanding a job performing in a prison, will Robert finally get a captive audience?
9:30am
(repeat)
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 3, Episode 2 - Meeting FourteenWith Jon Richardson stranded in Australia because of the Icelandic volcano, Dave Gorman stands in as curator. This week's guests are Madness lead singer Suggs, the poet Ruth Padel and star of Bo' Selecta! Leigh Francis.
9:35am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 6 - Animal CrackersWhen June volunteers to look after a neighbour's dog for a week, Terry discovers that man's best friend can often prove fickle.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 10 - A Landlady For SmilerCompo can see a benefit for Smiler.
10:20am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
11am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 8 - The Afterthoughts Of A Co-op ManagerWhy did Marina's ex-boyfriend emigrate to Australia?
12pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Hospitals, the Post Office and noisy neighbours - a collection of the Northern comic's 1950s monologues.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 19 - All Is Safely Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges decides to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to help a farmer friend of Godfrey's.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dramatic FeverMargaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
1:30pm
(repeat)
What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 2Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Alun Cochrane and Jackie Clune for a battle of wit and wits.
1:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
2:15pm45 min
Rough Magick
A comedic drama set in 1605 in which, fearing terrorist activity, King James transports his court to the Scottish Highlands.
2:20pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Christmas Special - One Foot In The AlgarveVictor and Margaret accompany Mrs Warboys, who is hoping for romance with her pen pal Alfonso, on holiday to meet him in his native Portugal. Fleet Street paparazzo Martin Trout is hot on their tail after an encounter at Victoria station leads him to believe they have accidentally taken possession of an extremely valuable and politically explosive roll of film...
2:55pm
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 11 - Time TrubbleAfter the Wacky Inventors Convention leave behind a time machine, Jamie finds himself running from the Normans in Ye Olde Hotel Trubble. In the modern-day hotel, Henry VIII is on the prowl for another wife, or three, to add to his collection.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 7Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 1 - The Love MobileSmiler unexpectedly finds a means of meeting a new female partner.
4:10pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:45pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.
5pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 4HHTV's war reporter Mike Peabody regrets his decision to cover the Norman Siege of Palermo, the Pilgrim Fathers rap about Jamestown in America and a German submarine captain has the worst toilet accident in history.
5pm
(repeat)
The World As We Know It
Episode 2, The Election: The last five people left on Earth try to elect a head of the household.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 1 - To Catch A ThiefOnly Terry could get a new car and lose it the same night. But his troubles don't end there!
5:30pm
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 5, The Show Folks: Desperate for money, Pierce Egan tries to get Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures onto the stage.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 8 - The Afterthoughts Of A Co-op ManagerWhy did Marina's ex-boyfriend emigrate to Australia?
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 9 - Lot No. 8Auntie Wainwright is rather pleased with herself when she lands a bargain at an auction. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what she has bought, or what to do with it when she gets it home.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.
6:30pm
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 9Part nine of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which there is more fighting, but thankfully no Vogon poetry.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 31 - Tidy UpBitzer begins to regret having tried to get the sheep to clean up the yard.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dramatic FeverMargaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
7pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Hospitals, the Post Office and noisy neighbours - a collection of the Northern comic's 1950s monologues.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 19 - All Is Safely Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges decides to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to help a farmer friend of Godfrey's.
7:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 1 - The Love MobileSmiler unexpectedly finds a means of meeting a new female partner.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
8:20pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
9pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 1Russell Howard is back. A drunk man tries to surf, and a look at a dodgy horse drink. In the Mystery Guest segment Russell tries some break dancing. The Good News Extra comic is Doc Brown.
9pm
(repeat)
Peter Kay Live At The Bolton Albert Halls
TV broadcast of Peter Kay's fast-selling live show, once the biggest selling stand-up DVD in British history.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lee Nelson returns with Well Good Dad, Bent Night Live, Dr Bob, Aunty Janet's useful tips, Omelette and Nan.
9:30pm30 min
Henning Knows Best
Episode 4 - HumourHenning Wehn presents a series of comedy lectures revealing his distinctive take on life in Britain. This week he looks at the topic of humour, with guest Andy Hamilton.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 4David Mitchell is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Linda Smith.
10pm30 min
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 6 - Crime & MedicalThis week Sarah Millican is looking at Crime and Medical programmes and meeting Dr Pixie McKenna from Embarrassing Bodies and Rav Wilding from Crimewatch.
10pm
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 1 - Something's Gonna ChangeIt's the works day out for the workers of Blakeley Industrial Museum - and something's got to change.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 10Holly Willoughby and guest team captain Jonathan Ross welcome guests Marcus Collins, Chelsee Healey, Max Beesley and Russell Kane for more gags and games.
10pm35 min
Derek
Episode 1 - PilotDerek Noakes is a tender, innocent man whose love for his job and the people he cares for shines through.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 4Jimmy Carr and Miles Jupp debate various topics, with the help of Sean Lock, Seann Walsh and Robert Webb.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Bleak Expectations
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Re-Kippered Life Smashed Some MorePip and Harry find themselves building an entire railway network in their bid to catch the evil Mr Gently Benevolent.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 5 - FriendfaceJen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past. Roy does battle with the Joker and Moss asserts his masculinity as Jen's temporary husband.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
11pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
11pm
(repeat)
Revolting People
Series 3, Episode 6 - Secrets And LiesMary shares a big secret with her father. Cora and Ezekiel trade insults and Sam tries to get rid of his English lodgers.
11pm
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Training MenAs Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 7 - Exploitin'Saffy's feeling the stress of motherhood, and taunted by Patsy as to her tired emotional and physical state, agrees to allow Eddy to look after Jane for the day. Unfortunately, the wayward grandmother doesn't have entirely honest intentions for the young one.
11:05pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 2Diane Smith, Dave Gorman and Jamie Oliver join Morgan Spurlock to discuss British food. Spurlock visits a black pudding factory in Bury. Music from Lisa Hannigan.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Craig Brown's Lost Diaries
Episode 5 - September & OctoberAutumn brings gloom for Syliva Plath, Thomas Hardy and Max Clifford.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Hut 33
Series 2, Episode 3 - YellowThe code breakers are ordered to be vaccinated against yellow fever, but Charles refuses to be injected by an Australian.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Pat And Margaret
Comedy drama starring Victoria Wood and Julie Walters. A Lancashire-born American soap star is reunited with her sister.
12:20am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 4David Mitchell is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Linda Smith.
12:30am
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 9Part nine of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which there is more fighting, but thankfully no Vogon poetry.
12:35am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 1Russell Howard is back. A drunk man tries to surf, and a look at a dodgy horse drink. In the Mystery Guest segment Russell tries some break dancing. The Good News Extra comic is Doc Brown.
1am
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 4Jimmy Carr and Miles Jupp debate various topics, with the help of Sean Lock, Seann Walsh and Robert Webb.
1:05am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lee Nelson returns with Well Good Dad, Bent Night Live, Dr Bob, Aunty Janet's useful tips, Omelette and Nan.
1:20am
(repeat)
If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
1:30am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 7 - Exploitin'Saffy's feeling the stress of motherhood, and taunted by Patsy as to her tired emotional and physical state, agrees to allow Eddy to look after Jane for the day. Unfortunately, the wayward grandmother doesn't have entirely honest intentions for the young one.
1:30am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 24Burp fans are in for a treat this week, as Harry delves into the archives to pick some of the best clips from series past. It promises to be a belter too, with classic send-ups from Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Natural World and Grimefighters.
1:35am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
1:35am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 3The British boys try new tactics to win over our critical ladies - soup play and using words as an anaesthetic all appear.
2am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Four Men In A PlaneThe four salesmen share a flight from hell on their way to a conference. With so many egos and so much machismo on display, the first part of the journey is taken up with squabbles over Airmiles and upgrades.
2am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 4 - Up On The RoofLanding a job performing in a prison, will Robert finally get a captive audience?
2:20am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 5 - FriendfaceJen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past. Roy does battle with the Joker and Moss asserts his masculinity as Jen's temporary husband.
2:30am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 3, Episode 2 - Meeting FourteenWith Jon Richardson stranded in Australia because of the Icelandic volcano, Dave Gorman stands in as curator. This week's guests are Madness lead singer Suggs, the poet Ruth Padel and star of Bo' Selecta! Leigh Francis.
2:45am
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Training MenAs Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.
3:30am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 4.4, Sacked: A new female Superintendent takes over the department. She decides a clean sweep is needed and it's time for Briggs and Louis to go. Surely this isn't the end for the bumbling duo?
4:05am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 3The British boys try new tactics to win over our critical ladies - soup play and using words as an anaesthetic all appear.
5am
(repeat)
The World As We Know It
Episode 2, The Election: The last five people left on Earth try to elect a head of the household.
5:30am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 5, The Show Folks: Desperate for money, Pierce Egan tries to get Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures onto the stage.