Schedule Tuesday 10th April 2012
Bread
Series 2, Episode 6The Boswells' pet dog, Mongy, is not well and the family rally round to make sure he gets the treatment he needs. Meanwhile, Billy continues to mope - until Julie returns from London.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Absent FriendsA honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 1 - Have A Great WeekendAs we renew our acquaintance with Ed we find him in a somewhat lighter mood, enjoying normal weekend-ish type things, like having a bath, and whistling. He's also visiting the DIY store - because he can.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 4Vince hasn't been to his father for advice since he was a kid, and he soon remembers why. Meanwhile, Penny's mother decides to reveal a few secrets from her own past in order to warn her off Vince.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
The Goon Show
Episode 7.9, The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: With the revelation that Neddie was once mass produced, can the original be found?
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 1Wooster heads to Manhattan, with Jeeves ever reliably in tow. Having bumped into Tuppy - himself on a business trip - on the boat over, Bertie soon finds himself managing not only the lovesick Glossop, but also the teetotal drip son of one of his aunt's friends.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 6The Boswells' pet dog, Mongy, is not well and the family rally round to make sure he gets the treatment he needs. Meanwhile, Billy continues to mope - until Julie returns from London.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The LineThe flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an eulogy to Beethoven, and the building of a bus shelter.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Absent FriendsA honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 1Panellists Jeremy Hardy, Andy Hamilton, Rick Wakeman and Miles Jupp join chairman Sandi Toksvig in a satirical look at the week's news, with cuttings read by Corrie Corfield.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Nowhere To GoStan and Jack have nowhere to take their girls except the back seats of the bus. With Arthur set to take Olive and Mum away for the weekend, Stan spies an opportunity - if they can get his motorbike running.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
Elastic Planet
Episode 1 - The BabiesTwo babies are born simultaneously in Northampton General Hospital on 8th July 1955 - Pamela Chetney a cheese sculptor and Genghis Trevelayan, a politician of Mongolian/Cornish descent.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 7 - Going To Pot?Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 4 - Hermione (The Short Course)Howard worries that his love life might feature strongly in Clegg's memoirs.
The Goon Show
Episode 7.9, The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: With the revelation that Neddie was once mass produced, can the original be found?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an eulogy to Beethoven, and the building of a bus shelter.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Nowhere To GoStan and Jack have nowhere to take their girls except the back seats of the bus. With Arthur set to take Olive and Mum away for the weekend, Stan spies an opportunity - if they can get his motorbike running.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 7 - Going To Pot?Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 2Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.8, Submarine Diplomacy: The Embassy faces tough questions back home, with the spirit of the Armada bubbling up.
Carry On... Up The Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is in charge of the motley kilted crew of the Third Foot and Mouth regiment at a British outpost in the Khyber Pass.
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 5 - Writing On The WallWhat have an outbreak of graffiti and a children's fancy-dress parade got in common? Can it be Terry?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 4 - Hermione (The Short Course)Howard worries that his love life might feature strongly in Clegg's memoirs.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 5 - Who's That Mouse In The Poetry Group?Can Howard manage to keep an eye on Smiler and Marina?
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 2 - Original British DramaFollowing one of his numerous pithy letters of complaint to the BBC, Ed finds himself doing some research for his son, Jake, the only family member left representing the name of 'Reardon' working in the media.
And Another Thing...
Episode 7Part seven of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', which features discovering the importance of the Cheese.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 18 - Mountains Out Of MolehillsWith the flock in a dancing mood, not even a molehill can spoil their fun... or can it?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
The Goon Show
Episode 7.9, The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons: With the revelation that Neddie was once mass produced, can the original be found?
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches include an eulogy to Beethoven, and the building of a bus shelter.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 3Karen recreates The Apprentice, Ben takes a close interest in Dad's medical tests, Mum thinks Jake's healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy, and the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad's Saturday morning game of tennis. Karen decides to sort things out.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 24Burp fans are in for a treat this week, as Harry delves into the archives to pick some of the best clips from series past. It promises to be a belter too, with classic send-ups from Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Natural World and Grimefighters.
Four Lions
A film by Chris Morris mocking Islamic extremism and suicide bombers. It follows the exploits of four wannabe suicide bombers.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 6Guest host Tim Minchin is joined by Target from Roll Deep, Jason Donovan, Paloma Faith and Tim Key.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 8Lee Mack hosts the satirical panel show, with guest panellists Ken Livingstone and Sarah Millican.
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 1 - Have A Great WeekendAs we renew our acquaintance with Ed we find him in a somewhat lighter mood, enjoying normal weekend-ish type things, like having a bath, and whistling. He's also visiting the DIY store - because he can.
Facejacker
Series 2, Episode 3Dufrais goes on a trolleybus tour; The Fonejacker takes over the GPS system of a special car for tourists; whilst Augustus tries to rent a bike.
Children's Hour... With Armstrong And Miller
Episode 2Martin Bain-Jones and Craig Children do battle at a special music awards ceremony.
Hit The Road Jack
Episode 4 - ManchesterJack Whitehall performs in a Manchester church where he is joined by Lancashire cricket legend Freddie Flintoff and music guests Maverick Sabre.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 1Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony, with nominations provided by guests comedian Jason Manford; former Goodie, Graeme Garden; and German stand-up Henning Wehn.
Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 7Joyce becomes convinced that new guest Mrs Simmonds is the hotel assessor, but her attempts to impress do not start smoothly. Meanwhile, deep divides emerge in the Garvey clan - can the family set aside their differences?
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 6 - Schmoozin'Eddy's first ever boyfriend, Pete, is back on the scene, and he's in possession of a set of lost Beatles recordings. As he, Patsy and Eddy celebrate the find and prepare to unveil the tapes to the world, it seems that nothing can go wrong.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 2Diane Smith, Dave Gorman and Jamie Oliver join Morgan Spurlock to discuss British food. Spurlock visits a black pudding factory in Bury. Music from Lisa Hannigan.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Richard Herring's Objective
Series 1, Episode 3 - The St George's FlagWhy do the English rarely wave their flag with national pride?
The Flight Of The Conchords
Episode 5: The band's future is threatened when Bret goes on a date.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 9Karl contemplates how many different species are actually needed in the world, and whether or not we should keep looking for new forms of life.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 1Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony, with nominations provided by guests comedian Jason Manford; former Goodie, Graeme Garden; and German stand-up Henning Wehn.
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Dark comic satire about the Cold War and mutually-assured nuclear destruction between the USA and USSR.
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 1 - Growing UpKevin has a heart to heart with his parents at the family home, travels to Utah to attend a genuine American college party and undergoes an intimate therapy session complete with full TV crew. His highlight, though, is meeting Frank Skinner, the man that inspired him to give stand-up a go.
Craig Brown's Lost Diaries
Episode 3 - May & JuneAs the summer heats up, passions rise for Barbara Cartland and Edwina Currie.
The House Of The Spirit Levels
Episode 5, Treachery With a Cricket Sock in Its Fac: Tony meets two old flames and some Russian gangsters.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
The Matt Lucas Awards
Series 1, Episode 1Matt Lucas is the host of his own awards ceremony, with nominations provided by guests comedian Jason Manford; former Goodie, Graeme Garden; and German stand-up Henning Wehn.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 1 - Growing UpKevin has a heart to heart with his parents at the family home, travels to Utah to attend a genuine American college party and undergoes an intimate therapy session complete with full TV crew. His highlight, though, is meeting Frank Skinner, the man that inspired him to give stand-up a go.
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 1 - Growing UpKevin has a heart to heart with his parents at the family home, travels to Utah to attend a genuine American college party and undergoes an intimate therapy session complete with full TV crew. His highlight, though, is meeting Frank Skinner, the man that inspired him to give stand-up a go.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
And Another Thing...
Episode 7Part seven of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', which features discovering the importance of the Cheese.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Special - Five Go Mad On MescalinWhile on their way to stay with Mrs French at Hot Turkey Farm, the intrepid youngsters learn that their Uncle Quentin, a well-known scientist and homosexual, has escaped from prison.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 4Paul and Sam discover that their geography is a bit rusty, Nan is excited about Meals On Wheels and Carole is annoyed by vegetarians, mime artists and windscreen washers.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 8Lee Mack hosts the satirical panel show, with guest panellists Ken Livingstone and Sarah Millican.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 6 - Schmoozin'Eddy's first ever boyfriend, Pete, is back on the scene, and he's in possession of a set of lost Beatles recordings. As he, Patsy and Eddy celebrate the find and prepare to unveil the tapes to the world, it seems that nothing can go wrong.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing TimeThe gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 1Panellists Jeremy Hardy, Andy Hamilton, Rick Wakeman and Miles Jupp join chairman Sandi Toksvig in a satirical look at the week's news, with cuttings read by Corrie Corfield.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 4 - Kate MossHow did Naomi Campbell help Kate Moss become a top model? Why was she attracted to all the wrong guys? What did Johnny Depp warn her to stay away from?
Elastic Planet
Episode 1 - The BabiesTwo babies are born simultaneously in Northampton General Hospital on 8th July 1955 - Pamela Chetney a cheese sculptor and Genghis Trevelayan, a politician of Mongolian/Cornish descent.
Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 5 - Scout MasterGeorgie has been dating her boyfriend Will for three months and is about to meet his family for the first time. Will's fake mother is Kat, the ultimate passive-aggressive mother-in-law from hell.
The Detectives
Episode 4.2, Fur Coat, No Knickers: Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 5 - NuptialsAs the day of Garth's wedding dawns, a depressed Dorien informs Sharon and Tracey that she has no intention of attending the ceremony. Then Darryl's father Les arrives and suggests that he should move in with them.
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.8, Submarine Diplomacy: The Embassy faces tough questions back home, with the spirit of the Armada bubbling up.