Schedule Saturday 7th April 2012
6am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
6:10am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 1Bertie Wooster is in court following rowdy festivities on the night of the Boat Race; help is at hand in the form of new valet, Jeeves. Can he also help Bertie get out of an accidental engagement, and can Bertie help out his friends without disaster?
6:30am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7:05am
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Creature Comforts
Episode 10, Being a Bird: Here, our feathered friends reveal the ups and downs of life spent in the air.
7:10am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
7:15am
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As Time Goes By
A selection of three episodes from the romantic sitcom starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench.
7:45am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 8 - Come Fly With MeGary and Phoebe's wedding is drawing near. Can Gary cope with two stag nights, 54 years apart?
8:05am
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Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Dogs Of WarAethelwynne has a devilish goblin puzzle lock to solve, but cannot concentrate while the excitable puppies from an online dog show run riot in the console. Rex tries to make Alexia's dream of winning the contest a reality.
9am
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Let's Get Quizzical
Episode 1 - I'm Sorry I Haven't A MinuteRussell Davies presents a historical trawl through radio quiz and panel games.
9:15am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Dawn French sitcom. Repeated again as of 16.15.
9:30am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 1Vic and his team work out the chances of dinosaurs ever returning to roam the earth, discover whether animals can be superheroes and find out if robots will ever take over the world.
10:25am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 36Colin Murray is judge and jury. Simon Day, Didi Hamann, Eleanor Oldroyd and John Rawling fight for punditry points.
11:55am
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Carry On Camping
Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw play a pair of likely lads who try to take their prudish girlfriends to a nudist holiday camp.
11:55am
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 1 - PiratesDani is in a dilemma. She has broken her mum's favourite vase and, as she's already 'borrowed' money from Max, is in desperate need of cash to sort out the problem. The solution might just be buried underneath the house...
12:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A seletion of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
12:25pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 11 - BardaliciousWhen Kit stages a Shakespearian extravaganza, Sadie is desperate to play opposite Taylor - but will she be able to finally outsmart Ashlii? And when Imogen goes looking for a ballroom dancing partner, Danny and Jake discover that Steve's new apprentice is an expert; but how does Keith feel about the new arrival?
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 77, Episode 1Panellists Jeremy Hardy, Andy Hamilton, Rick Wakeman and Miles Jupp join chairman Sandi Toksvig in a satirical look at the week's news, with cuttings read by Corrie Corfield.
1pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 23Classic clips include Harry dancing the Argentine tango, fending off an angry Phil Mitchell and finding out what really impresses penguins, as well as Alan Sugar attempting to get down with the kids with his Apprentice rap.
1:40pm
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Follow That Camel
Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.
2pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
2pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 10 - JazperilliantDanny loses Roger, while Steve and Keith lose their sense of proportion when they get sucked into the latest video game. Back at the Y club Dede offends Ms V's nephew when she uses him as a way to complete the '10 things to do before you're 14' list.
2pm
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Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
Episode 2: The King of Knotty Ash's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at the Wigan Little Theatre.
2:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
2:30pm
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches feature a laughing tax inspector and a right royal surprise.
3:40pm
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
4:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 10 - School CouncilNathan gets lumbered with running the School Council - and drags Josh in to teach him about responsibility. But instead, Josh uses his new powers to try to change the rules to his own advantage.
5pm
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Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 1 - PiratesDani is in a dilemma. She has broken her mum's favourite vase and, as she's already 'borrowed' money from Max, is in desperate need of cash to sort out the problem. The solution might just be buried underneath the house...
5:35pm
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Carry On Up The Jungle
The Carry On gang are joined by Frankie Howerd as they set off on an exotic jungle expedition. They encounter an all-female tribe and a sex-crazed gorilla.
6:15pm45 min
Keith Lemon's LemonAid
Episode 1Keith Lemon brings his unique brand of mischief and anarchy to the masses in this new series which sees him on a mission to satisfy the public's needs... in his own special way. This week he is joined by Cilla Black.
6:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 7 - Big GunsThe platoon are given some extra fire power when they get a large naval gun. Now it is just a matter of learning how to fire it, and removing anything that can be used as cover by the Germans.
6:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 12 - Little Sheep Of HorrorsLittle lambs shouldn't watch scary movies, as Timmy finds out at his cost.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
7pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
7pm
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St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
7pm
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Let's Get Quizzical
Episode 1 - I'm Sorry I Haven't A MinuteRussell Davies presents a historical trawl through radio quiz and panel games.
7:25pm
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Carry On Henry
Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. Henry VIII is up in arms about the garlic breath of his wife, Marie de Normandy.
7:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
7:30pm30 min
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 24Burp fans are in for a treat this week, as Harry delves into the archives to pick some of the best clips from series past. It promises to be a belter too, with classic send-ups from Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Natural World and Grimefighters.
9pm
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Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - The Frog & The PussycatJoan longs for a new life. Reg has found her a job as a charlady but it's not entirely suitable as her employer has a very different idea about her responsibilities. Meanwhile, Del wants to become a movie producer.
9pm
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Have I Got News For You
A selection of three extended episodes from the 39th series of the satirical panel game. Repeated again as of 01.00.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9:15pm
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Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
10pm
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Two Men On A Bench
A one-off recording of a chat between Mark Steel and Jeremy Hardy.
10:05pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
10:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
10:30pm
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Comic To Comic
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ian CognitoLegendary veteran of stand up and the most banned comedian in Britain, Ian Cognito, is lightly grilled by Bruce Morton about life on the road as a jobbing comedian.
10:35pm
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World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
10:45pm
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The Secret Life Of Bob Monkhouse
A look back at the life and career of comedian Bob Monkhouse through a collection of previously unseen archive material.
11pm
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Magicians
Comedy film starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. After a guillotine-based trick goes wrong, two magic partners become mortal enemies.
11:05pm
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
11:35pm
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
11:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 5 - Birthin'It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.
11:45pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 9 - Irish SpecialThis week's guests are Westlife's Kian Egan, Take Me Out host Paddy McGuinness and TV presenters Amanda Byram and Laura Whitmore. Plus Irish Eurovision hopefuls Jedward appear in a special round.
Midnight
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The Guessing Game
Series 1, Episode 1Join host Clive Anderson for The Guessing Game, the comedy panel show that fancies itself as an intelligent quiz. With Rory Bremner, Tom Allen and Alex Horne.
Midnight
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The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 5 - Sports & EntertainmentThis week Sarah Millican is looking at Sports and Entertainment programmes and meeting commentator Clare Balding, Olympic gymnast Beth Tweddle, and show business force of nature Louie Spence.
12:20am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 7 - Tangled WebsNow dumped by Joanna, Alan tries to find something else to take his mind off things, so he tries religion, under the guidance of the rather attractive hospital chaplin. Martin gets his exams results back but is too nervous to read them, and Guy prepares for his World Guyball Championship semi-final.
12:30am
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Keith Lemon's LemonAid
Episode 1Keith Lemon brings his unique brand of mischief and anarchy to the masses in this new series which sees him on a mission to satisfy the public's needs... in his own special way. This week he is joined by Cilla Black.
12:35am
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White Van Man
A repeat run of the entire second series of the Will Mellor sitcom.
1am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ricky teaches Karl some facts about animals; Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution, then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine; and Stephen reads from Karl's Diary, sharing his thoughts about the Congo, the decline of gadgets and watching films with subtitles.
1:25am
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
1:35am
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If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
1:35am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 4Karl addresses one of his pet peeves: animals that are treated like people.
2:05am
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Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 5 - Scout MasterGeorgie has been dating her boyfriend Will for three months and is about to meet his family for the first time. Will's fake mother is Kat, the ultimate passive-aggressive mother-in-law from hell.
2:30am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 5 - Birthin'It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.
2:30am
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Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst
Welsh wonder Rhod Gilbert performs his acclaimed stand-up show at the Hammersmith Apollo.
2:35am
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Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 3 - Peter André And JordanThe fairytale relationship of Peter André and Jordan (aka Katie Price) is finally told in this revealing look behind the scenes of their romance.